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Travel / Re: Nigerian Travels To The Us In The Tyre Of A Plane! by lannre(m): 3:40pm On Apr 19, 2010
But where is the so call security, how did he check in ? More to this than the story of Tyre
Politics / Re: Ibb: Younger Generation Can’t Rule Nigeria by lannre(m): 1:19pm On Apr 19, 2010
were Ja sigbo !
Politics / Re: Fg Assures Of Radical Improvement In Power Supply by lannre(m): 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2010
Me I just hate, FG pledges this and that since when I was 12 I always read and hear FEla song of old story. We need to see and feel enough of promises .
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by lannre(m): 4:14pm On Apr 07, 2010
E jo kini oyinbo "aya rinrin" ni ede geesi
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by lannre(m): 4:10pm On Apr 07, 2010
Please I need an advice on my symptoms, I always get weak easily, and sometime I nausea feeling vomiting little of what I have eating. I have done urinalysis test and the Dr. said its OK, he talk about the sugary content that its above normal. That is on the second test I don't know the name of that, but blood was taking to verify that. He actually prescribed some drugs, ketrax, and some antibiotics. I feel better during and after taking the drugs. But just two weeks after I am having same feeling of weakness and vomiting. Let me explain too that I was always prescribed malaria drugs for long when I complained to Dr,'s but inside me I dont think its Malaria. I feel weak and forgetful sometimes, fighting back to remember things, some of my fingers bone has little (sweet ) pain too. but the weakness is getting unbearable. with the vommitting of little of what I eat, and feeling nausea after eating. I don't know if that's the English word , but in Yoruba language its called "aya rinrin". I will appreciate your response and support. thanks
Family / Re: Where's Your Favorite Place In The House? by lannre(m): 3:48pm On Apr 07, 2010
Bedroom
Family / Re: What Do Women Really Wants ? by lannre(m): 3:43pm On Apr 07, 2010
coolier:

I was hoping you would substantiate the issue raised!


I dont want to believe you are playing woman on this, I know of two married women in my office that are involved in this act.

~Sissy~:

by well to do you mean financial stability? status? can you explain what you mean by that


Both - Status and Financial Stability
Politics / Re: Kano's Ex-Gov Alhaji Abubakarr Rimi Dies After Armed Robbery Attack by lannre(m): 11:46am On Apr 05, 2010
boladez:

Whatever is killing these politicians should remember we have quota system in Nigeria, make all these corrupt politicians die across the country, kwik kwik


QUOTA system or gutter system is internal racism ,death dont discriminate .
Politics / N3tn Revenue Not Remitted To Fg In Five Years —bankole by lannre(m): 11:27am On Apr 05, 2010
N3tn revenue not remitted to FG in five years —Bankole

By Demola Oni, Abeokuta, Published: Monday, 5 Apr 2010
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Bankole.

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole, on Sunday said that over N3trn generated by ministries, departments and agencies in the last five years, was not remitted to the Federation Account.

Bankole, at his induction as a member of Abeokuta Club, in Abeokuta, Ogun State, mentioned the Nigerian Ports Authority as one of the errant agencies.

According to him, the NPA remitted only N11m out of about N548bn it earned to the government over a period of time.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201004053391931

Politics / Re: Ribadu Has Accepted Jonathan's Offer by lannre(m): 11:23am On Apr 05, 2010
Time will judge
Family / Re: What Do Women Really Wants ? by lannre(m): 8:21pm On Apr 04, 2010
coolier:

Where and how on earth did you see them?


The Question  sound subjective ,why pick on that line and not on other issues raised.
Family / Re: Having House Keeper Or Wife Which Is Better? by lannre(m): 7:54pm On Apr 04, 2010
When people think alike then no one is thinking. To those who feel any of the too is better than the alternative forgone. Then best luck in their chosen variable
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Attract Handsome Men by lannre(m): 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2010
Most of us don't want to be specked
Crime / Re: A Couple And Their 6yr Old Kids Found With Drugs,wife Had Hers In Private Part by lannre(m): 12:25pm On Apr 04, 2010
Not a good excuse, its not a must to get rich. Hardwork is not even a license . This should serve as a lesson to those who seek short cut. I only sympathise with those kids.
Family / What Do Women Really Wants ? by lannre(m): 12:10pm On Apr 04, 2010
I was discussing and even posted this topic on my facebook status, "What do women really wants " some answered attention,some said passion,some just said love- but that is not the source of my curiosity. I see married women who are well to do and still [u]fornicate around,[/u]I see them doing it with impunity.  I ask my self rhetorically - What do women really wants ? Please some list, or reason that can stop the underlined
Family / Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by lannre(m): 8:39am On Apr 03, 2010
I browse thru my phone, or just play game.
Family / Beware: Expired Milk In Circulation •we Ordered Them To Destroy The Products - by lannre(m): 8:22am On Apr 03, 2010
Beware: Expired Milk In Circulation •We Ordered Them To Destroy The Products - NAFDAC

Written by Muda Oyeniran, Lagos

NIGERIANS need to beware of the kind of milk that they consume as indication emerges that some dairy companies are now rebagging some products that are expired. A dairy company, Rofico Nigeria Limited, is currently enmeshed in a controversy over the market suitability of one of its products, the Milcow Chocolate milk.

It was alleged that the company had, for the past two months, been repackaging expired Milcow products, which sources said had already flooded the market.

Investigation by Saturday Tribune revealed that the company had allegedly been repackaging the expired products after it withdrew it from the market.

Further investigation revealed that the company, which has its main office in a building called Ile-Zik along Lagos — Abeokuta Expressway near Ikeja, has relocated to another location where the repackaging was said to be taking place.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/sat/index.php/front-page-articles/757-beware-expired-milk-in-circulation-we-ordered-them-to-destroy-the-products-nafdac.html
Music/Radio / Re: Ekaette Song Gets Banned by lannre(m): 11:34pm On Apr 02, 2010
Maye Hunta - Ekaette (lyrics)

Posted by , Olamild On Sunday, November 08, 2009



Intro

yawa!
chei

kasala
Na who give my house girl belle o eh
ekaette she don get belle eh a

Chorus:
Na who give my house girl belle?
was the question that my wifey was asking everybody
she don get belle
and I know deep down that we both got down.
Ekaette belle
My wifey must go crazy,
to find out I'm the daddy
she won't hear pele.

Oh lord, help me o >4x
hear me now, true story o eh

Verse 1:

Me and my wifey been dey stay for lekki happily
All of a sudden, she con say we need a house G
she con go bring this girl all the way from calabar called ekaette [ekaette]
see I was asking what's the use of a house girl?
she con convince me say the girl sabi cook well
I testify when I taste her edi ka ikong with ogufe [ogufe].
See if only my wifey been dey come back from work early
then maybe I might not have noticed that ekaette was so sexy
On this fateful day, she was late as usual.
I came back from work to find ekaette in towel
A thing led to another
I start to dey kiss her and she con respond o.
See we did it in the room
then we did it on the floor
It felt so good, she even asked for more.
I don go taste the forbidden fruit now
o ti doyun o ye lele
o ti doyun o

Chorus:
Na who give my house girl belle?
was the question that my wifey was asking everybody
she don get belle
and I know deep down that we both got down.
Ekaette belle
My wifey must go crazy,
to find out I'm the daddy
she won't hear pele.

Oh lord, help me o >4x

hear me now, true story o eh

Verse 2

Before my wife found out about the pregnancy,
me and ekaette ; we were doing it frequently.
Sometimes I even sneak out of our bedroom
just to debe debe [debe debe].
Although I knew that this was risky
that even made it far more freaky.
You know what they say about meat wey you ji je [you ji je].
There's something about the way ekaette
gives it to me that made me feel so good,
I wasn't even feeling guilty.
See on this fateful day, we got down as usual,
e be like say the thing dey sweet pass normal.
I con realize say my rubber don slice
and I'm already done o
so she took prevention pills
make alarm no go blow
baby it's a deal, keep it on the down low.
A few weeks later, she's down with fever
my wife take her to the doctor ye lele o
confirm, she's pregnant

Chorus:
Na who give my house girl belle?
was the question that my wifey was asking everybody
she don get belle
and I know deep down that we both got down.
Ekaette belle
My wifey must go crazy,
to find out I'm the daddy
she won't hear pele.

Oh lord, help me o >4x

3rd Verse

Maye make we yarn
mehn na wetin dey worry you?
Na which kain yawa?
Which kain trouble you decide to put yourself inside?
See na late for night with housegirl
You don dey check your wife
Last time wey i been dey your side
wey you been tell ekaette make she give me small fried rice
Na we been spend the night
Ekaette treat me right
Yeah
me and her don,
say what?
Yeah, we got down!

[Back to Chorus]

Na who give my housegirl belle?
se na you abi na me?
One of us is responsible

[ad libs]

oh lord, help me!

The Musician should also be banned from singing such in the future ,what lesson is this to anyone,especially children who always turn songs to poems
Business / Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by lannre(m): 6:25am On Apr 02, 2010
I will build an The first truly ICT University in Nigeria. I will also build a free psychiatric Hospital for all intending Political Office Holders.
Family / Re: Wedding Day Deception? by lannre(m): 6:12pm On Apr 01, 2010
Its wedding formality , how many of them knows the reason why they marry.
Politics / Re: Drama At Punch Newspapers by lannre(m): 4:22pm On Mar 31, 2010
But it seems event is changing the issue, I cant read Azu column on Tuesday again. Maybe he is on suspension too
Family / Re: by lannre(m): 9:37am On Mar 31, 2010
Pray to God to give you a better job, and the heart to absorb his deeds, pray also that he change from his attitude,don't fornicate and don't forget to always make him feel you on bed as much as you can.
Business / Re: Have You Ever Lost Cash To An ATM? by lannre(m): 4:40pm On Mar 29, 2010
I HAVE NOT  but I am investigating a similar case that affects a member of staff. Will brief the forum on the outcome.It is POS ,bla bla not ATM ,
Gaming / I Need Psp Console by lannre(m): 4:57pm On Mar 28, 2010
I need this game for purchase either new or fairly use . But one in good condition. I stay in Ogba

Family / Re: Interracial marriages - Issues by lannre(m): 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2010
Tink_sh:

Small and closed minds are a very dangerous thing.

Tink_sh:

Dating whites? Its a maybe but marriage is a no no. Am black and proud and reppin 4 ma hood. Racism aint over yet. Prove me wrong . . . . . .



I dont think the conclusion is about small and closed mind Racism is now re branded. No one can dispute that
Family / Re: Son And Father Relationship by lannre(m): 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2010
Its not normal.

under listed are some expectations from son and father realtionship


• Be there for him.

Share in his success and in his failure. Share yourself with him, including your failures--he needs to know that you’ve failed and turned out OK.

• Know that your son is studying you very closely, and act accordingly.

He won’t miss much, and he’ll most likely end up quite a bit like you. So be a person that you want him to end up like!

• Approve of him

Approve of him during the good times and the bad. If you let him know after some of his worse moments that you still think he’s great, you’ll get fewer of his worst moments.

• Develop common interests and spend time on them
Family / Re: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by lannre(m): 3:37pm On Mar 28, 2010
confess if you care to. But the major thing are you stopping the attitude, my advice is once you have confessed please and please don't go back to such sinful act. You will be watch your spouse and U already know that the trust is once breached
Family / Re: What Makes People To Steal? by lannre(m): 3:14pm On Mar 28, 2010
their state of being contented is zero
Family / Re: Tension In My House! by lannre(m): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2010
Women and their phenomenon, My Dear talk to your woman, let her know that know harm is meant, when you people are courting even if your mum speaks latin she was not complaining then. Now she "is in charge" your home should be homely enough for her that is just the secret. Talk to her like a Darling will to a wife. I believe she will understand,since Mama will soon leave. Wish U all the best.
Family / Re: I Have Some Things I Want To Give Out -abuja by lannre(m): 2:46pm On Mar 28, 2010
Do you act like one?

aisha2:


LOL,I can imagine what you had in your head. dont worry i get that all the time, pple hear Aisha and think am some Taliban

Do you act like one
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Buy Your First Sim Card. by lannre(m): 2:08pm On Mar 28, 2010
mtn n8,500

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