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Sports › Re: A Call For Disbandment Of This Present Super Eagles by laphta(m): 5:18am On Nov 20, 2014

zizazizu:
No need to disband anybody. Just sack the coach. Bring Samson Siasia back. Get him a foreign technical adviser. Do the proper thing for God's sakes!

. And in what book of absolute truths is it written that bringing back Siasia is the proper thing?

Family › Re: Wedding Of The Year, Hit Or Miss, by laphta(m): 2:58pm On Nov 15, 2014

Picture 5 is ridiculous. If u want a white wedding, dress as those in it.

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by laphta(m): 7:21pm On Nov 08, 2014

D girl no too try to me. Just saying.

Romance › Re: Immature Males. by laphta(m): 4:13pm On Nov 08, 2014

Etan yii ma gun gan. Ki lo de.

Romance › Re: Can You DATE Someone With TRIBAL MARKS ? by laphta(m): 6:13am On Nov 07, 2014

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Mrval20:
Tribal marks get levels.
It depends on the intensity of the marks, number of marks per unit area and the particular part of the body they're located.
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You can't compare someone who has just one or two tribal marks on the face to another.who's got all cheek and forehead designed

lol u'r quite funny.

Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by laphta(m): 9:13pm On Nov 06, 2014

Polithiefcian:
Gold diggers everywia

gbam

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Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by laphta(m): 9:13pm On Nov 06, 2014

Polithiefcian:
Gold diggers everywia

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Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Tragedy: The Obituary Of God Or The Obituary Of Common Sense? by laphta(m): 9:00pm On Nov 06, 2014

Op ur writeup is a parable. I can't decode where u got sense, intelligence and IQ from the collapse of a building.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Extent Of Christians Delusion by laphta(m): 8:37pm On Nov 06, 2014

toneyb:
This drivel of my god/religion is better than your god/religion is truly funny and pathetic. Mohammed must be a smart trickster only to the Muslims no? See this deluded person calling others that share a similar but somewhat different delusions deluded.

. When op writes something like this, its his opinion. Its silly to be drawn into a battle of words with him. There is diversity in belief.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Extent Of Faith? by laphta(m): 8:31pm On Nov 06, 2014

Faith and sceptism (of any kind) are north and south. They cannot condone each other. Atheists are sceptic. Faith is the foundation of religion. No meeting points.

Family › Re: Should This Lady Sacrifice Her Marriage For Her To Have Children In Life by laphta(m): 6:35am On Nov 06, 2014

MOD pls close down this thread. Absence of kids is nt a valid reason for reneging on your vows. You can adopt or artificially inseminate.
Pls that is nt a valid question @ op.

Politics › Re: Tambuwal: Hon Patrick View by laphta(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2014

Guy if u wan pooh pooh, go toilet.

Jokes Etc › Re: Hey! What's Your Favourite Nigerian Slang? by laphta(m): 9:37pm On Oct 06, 2014

Wa fe ku lale yii.

Jokes Etc › Re: Force Marriage by laphta(m): 9:10pm On Oct 06, 2014

1st commenta. Shoot them all.

Jokes Etc › Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by laphta(m): 7:46pm On Oct 06, 2014

Ur momma will be dumb till wenger beats mourinho.

Jokes Etc › Re: How One Shoe Can Ruin A Family Photo by laphta(m): 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2014

That shoe is pretty fat.

Romance › Re: -all Fingers Are Not Equal- by laphta(m): 11:50am On Oct 06, 2014

Op sowi, I'll tell those area boyz to stop asking u out. Beta go and chanj ur thinking nd fashion style.

Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by laphta(m): 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2014

Wen u ar standin rite next to each oda nd she falls down flat. Her chest sweeping ur feet.
She has fallen for u. grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Old Testament FB Status Update by laphta(m): 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2014

elijah and the captain with fifty soldiers: see dis bros ooo. he just think say he fit dey burn us down like barbecue, sergeant! bring me dat fire extinguisher, lets go.

Romance › Re: Friendzoning Wahalla: Dont Blame The Girl by laphta(m): 10:08am On Jul 12, 2014

Danhumprey: If you don't understand what the OP is saying, can you shout "Halleluyah!"

Halleluyah!!! cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Girl Born Without A Face by laphta(m): 4:06pm On Jul 11, 2014

[quote
author=2sa2]She looks as scary as Bleep, in a country like Nigeria, the
parents will just silently eliminate the child, but oyinbo people will
not.[/quote]in dis case, i think it wuld hav been beta if d gal was quietly kild nd buried wen she was very young.

Romance › Re: Conjoined Indian Twins Have One Boyfriend by laphta(m): 11:44pm On Jul 08, 2014

were want uz dem for ritual he con dey uz love chop mouth. two ppl, in one body. twice d blood money.

Romance › Re: Ever Broken A Relationship? Share Your Experience And Events That Followed. by laphta(m): 11:27pm On Jul 08, 2014

tried to cheat on her with her bff nd she found out nd broke up. didn't feel anything, if i was feeling her, i neva wuld have tried cheating. but i felt bad dat i who hates cheats, was cheating. will neva do it again.;(

Romance › Re: 5 Cogent Reasons Why Rich Guys Should Not Marry Poor Girls. by laphta(m): 11:18pm On Jul 08, 2014

premature write up.

Romance › Re: ''I Slept With My Brother-in-law By Mistake'' by laphta(m): 8:16am On Jul 08, 2014

[quote author=Beetwo]first of all, did you enjoyed it?[/quo te no, i didnt enjoyed it. :

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Politics › Re: Full Meaning Of APC (Angry People's Congress) by laphta(m): 8:37am On Jul 04, 2014

why d hating, ape, pdp, anpp, are all same. gang of thieves with no vision for the Nigeria populace. when i get up there, i'll make sure corruption comes to an end in this country.

Health › Re: The Truism Behind The Final Cure For Hiv/aids. by laphta(m): 8:29am On Jul 04, 2014

yeah! its true and i say dat as an emancipated junior doctor. mix chloroprotacrynolwith little urea protagonate 3. take dat daily for 10 months nd u get a short trip to heaven. at least it cures the pain.

Culture › Re: Why Do Men Give Women Wedding Ring? by laphta(m): 8:22am On Jul 04, 2014

a ring is neva ending so i think it signifies dat dey do not want their marriage to end. at d same times, u only need a very shiny thing to bribe a girl, like diamonds and gold.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Adds N250 Million CONSAT to his falling Empire by laphta(m): 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2014

nowadays i don't know what to believe but it turns out to b true, good luck to him. but if he is using stolen public funds to do that, i hope he comes to a great loss and dies of heart attack.

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Romance › Re: 18 Secrets Men Want Women To Know by laphta(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2014

i don't think all men get relationship cues from studying their dads. at least i don't.

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