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Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Policemen Reject N8 Million Bribe From Arrested Criminals by lapintoz: 10:16pm On Feb 12, 2024
The money should be given to them as award for their honesty.
Politics › Re: ₦1 Million Might Be Demanded As Minimum Wage - Joe Ajaero by lapintoz: 8:29pm On Feb 12, 2024
Can we just make it 1 billion....so everyone is a billionaire. Excellent idea 😁
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Republic Bans Flights From/To Nigeria by lapintoz: 2:48pm On Feb 12, 2024
Pikin wey dem born with hate....

How come your Republic press are also sleeping

Odin13:
Tinubu Na clueless loud mouth fool...


You wan invade Niger ?

Common sense is not common..

See as Niger the mess with Nigeria President... e never happen before in history

The clueless fool has not only mess the citizens .. but the country also

.... Yoruba media has gone to sleep .
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria by lapintoz: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2024
Ntooo


Their father! Pepper them well.

You go wail tire 😁

Arobaga:
The Useless brain dead robotic artifact has been updated in France







I hope they serviced and overhauled you well so that your new battery can last upto 3 months before you leave again






Most stupidest president alive
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Charles III Diagnosed With Cancer by lapintoz: 10:05pm On Feb 05, 2024
Bingo obingo 😁
Wailing till 2031

zoedew:
He did not keep an airplane on the ground for like an eternity or stay in a polythene bag drying up like stock fish or worse doing round trips to and fro France conducting "private visits"! Wonder why they hide their health issues!!
Politics › Re: Terrorism/kidnapping: Influential Northern Senator Under Watch by lapintoz: 1:38pm On Feb 03, 2024
Audio intel. I guess the senator is bigger than the whole country.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Orders AGF, Lokpobiri To End $1.3 Billion Oil Block Dispute by lapintoz: 10:54am On Feb 02, 2024
Is it building breweries up and down that will solve our problem....



fearlessfang:
Imagine a country filled with 60% youth population but is led by a senile old geriatric residents whose identity is still a misery. I wonder how on earth any sensible human being would expend development or economic growth from a druggie, a certificate forger and highly corrupt kleptocrat whose Chief of Staff is a convicted thief.

Your Senate president is Godswill Akpabio, you can see how criminals surround the country's treasury.

Continue to toll the path of cowardice. grin You the suffering that is hovering around you, when it finally makes a fall, Somalians will be better a much more better place.
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Kill Evangelist Segun Adegboyega In His Farm In Oyo, Suspects Arrested by lapintoz: 5:00pm On Jan 31, 2024
How times have changed. Who dare arrest these urchins under bubu talk less of parading them. That arresting offer is summoned to abuja for room orderly trial.

At least they now know that a new sherif is town. Our security operatives now pursue the criminals with renewed vigor.

Those terrorist that killed Meeaba, her uncle and one other policeman have all been terminated bar one.

Slowly but surely, we will get there and regain our sanity.

God bless PBAT.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Member Celebrates Mum Who Sponsored Him To University Working As A Farmer by lapintoz: 1:52pm On Jan 28, 2024
One wife will now come and be fighting the guy for spending on his mother when God blesses him.

Wicked.
Crime › Re: Ondo Suffers Resurgence Of Kidnappings, Killings, Banditry by lapintoz: 11:09pm On Jan 26, 2024
Hindsight is perfect knowledge. What has the man you are touting ever achieved in his life aside from him being your tribesmen.

Kettle is always happy to call the pot black.

Remove the spec in your eyes before you look into others......


Sermwell:
I thought "Ebi npkawa ooh" was the only problem! Now kidnapping has joined!!

This is what you get for letting tribalism becloud your sense of reasoning!! How can I vote someone who will make me suffer hunger and insecurity just because he is my tribesman?? God forbid!!

I even thought the SW will learn from the north after what they went through in the hands of Buhari!! grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Nigerians Praying For A Faulty Transformer: Dino Melaye Reacts by lapintoz: 8:34am On Jan 25, 2024
Is he not one of those that got us here. All the stolen money he has used to buy fleet of ultra expensive cars would have bought thousands of transformers.

Ex Legislooter
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Demands Return Of Alaska To Russia, Claims Sale To US Was Illegal (Photos) by lapintoz: 10:42pm On Jan 22, 2024
This year Putin no wan gree for anybody.

Carry go, I dey your back.

Mumu, ordinary Ukraine, you dey battle with no luck. You wan go face cowboys. You go collect wotowoto 😁
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Robbed In London by lapintoz: 10:52am On Jan 19, 2024
If you don't behave yourself....you go chop permanent ban 😁😁😁

This year, NL no gree for anybody.

Kajiko

cenaman:
The mod wey ban me ur papa
Business › Re: Video Of production Flaring At Dangote Refinery by lapintoz: 12:06pm On Jan 13, 2024
So behave yourself

Chimarto:
I've returned from se'un exile..
Politics › Re: Adamawa Residents Reject Rice Palliative Branded With President Tinubu's Picture by lapintoz: 6:51pm On Jan 11, 2024
That is Atiku home state. They prefer the one with Atiku's picture. 😁😁😁
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Religious But Corrupt? by lapintoz: 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2024
Because our God is merciful. He doesn't punish them instantly for their wrong doings. And government doesn't jail them either. So we will be No. 1 most corrupt nation in the world and No 1 most religious nation as well.

Even more than the Vatican and Saudi Arabia
Agriculture › Re: Someone Gave Us This Pig As Gift by lapintoz: 12:48pm On Jan 11, 2024
If you can't chop pig meat, you can't spend pig money too......please dash someone.

Like our brothers in the North, they can't drink alcohol, they should also not spend alcohol VAT revenues 🙂

Pronto!
Politics › Re: Betta Edu Denies Involvement With NSIPA Fraud Scandal by lapintoz: 11:16am On Jan 10, 2024
Me wey I dey cold weather dey flex....dey whine.....5°C here....😄😄😄

Don't worry, back in 2 weeks.....will come and see your so called poverty pro max 😄😄😄

atiku4President:
So it's today u are able to buy data and log on to nairaland? This year u will see poverty promax
Politics › Re: Gunmen Assassinate Chief Abiodun Folarin In Ogun by lapintoz: 7:23pm On Jan 09, 2024
Wetin concern ipig with ogun matter....


Couldntfigurean:
O.p I would like you to know that Yorubas are not Interested in this kind of news,Any News about South west don’t concern them,Only ipob and South east news gives them orgarsm,then you will see them swarm here like flies to Shït
Politics › Re: Betta Edu Denied Access To Meet President Tinubu, After Her Suspension by lapintoz: 6:27pm On Jan 08, 2024
She for seek Aso Rock's approval before moving the funds to her aide's personal account.....that way she for dey protected.

This one na medicine after death. Too late.
Politics › Re: Please Forgive Me, I Made Wrong Choice – Wike Begs Rivers People Over Fubara by lapintoz: 6:24pm On Jan 08, 2024
Na so Ameachi ask for forgiveness over Wike from Rivers people. I beg, who dey forgive who...
Politics › Re: EFCC Invites Betta Edu, The Suspended Humanitarian Affairs Minister by lapintoz: 3:58pm On Jan 08, 2024
Bring evidence, we put it on NL.

EFCC steps in.

Other Ministers and evil servants will now be afraid to steal anyhow

Global2000:
Those boyscout at the service of their Oga. Meanwhile hundreds roaming freely. She shouldn't be the only one. I have said my own.
Politics › Re: EFCC Invites Betta Edu, The Suspended Humanitarian Affairs Minister by lapintoz: 3:54pm On Jan 08, 2024
Beta don hear am. E be like say village people dey follow her up and down. All these inexperienced politicians. Na the problem with my people be that. We too know book. If you are going to steal in their government, you got to be super smart. Tafa IGP hear am under OBJ.

If na Baba Buhari, nothing for happen. Baba go just commot toothpick dey sidon look 😄

Better to work for a northern Pressy. Anything goes with them.
Politics › Re: Betta Edu Denies Involvement With NSIPA Fraud Scandal by lapintoz: 10:49am On Jan 08, 2024
Of course yes, hungry for another round of Atiku failure....

Afterall, una no dey shame to be a serial failure 😃😃😃

On top of wheel chair Atiku go still contest at 96.....oponu
atiku4President:
Are you not ashamed of yourself? Hungry fellow.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by lapintoz: 10:41am On Jan 08, 2024
Who is this mother fucker....na only Lagos and Ibadan press dey? Abi na Simon Ikpea send you.....

kettykin:
How come all the Lagos Ibadan press didn't do this and it took an external body to do it.

I am very sure there millions of underground activities deliberately left untouched by Nigeria journalism like the endemic human ritual going on in the south west, scam churches in Lagos, falsification of economic data by government and organisations to hoodwink the gullible public.
Politics › Re: Dogara To Tinubu: Don't Be A Mourner-in-chief, Stop The Killings Now by lapintoz: 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2024
Mad man....when you were speaker did you speak....oloriburuku
Politics › Re: EFCC Raid: Has Emefiele Thrown Dangote Under The Bus? by lapintoz: 11:20am On Jan 05, 2024
Some of us can figure this out. They are all corrupt, including OBJ the letter writer. But to tell us the Yes Daddy man is a Saint still begger believes.


NaughtyBrainiac:
The system is very very corrupt. None of these guys at the top is clean.

That's why some of us get furious when a group of people try to tell us that one of them is a Saint and a Messiah.

Only foolish people say that rubbish.

All of them are corrupt. All of them!
Politics › Re: Betta Edu Denies Involvement With NSIPA Fraud Scandal by lapintoz: 10:43am On Jan 05, 2024
Atiku for President of which country again? Dubai 😀

All you people working for Jagaban.....we know you guys. 🙂


atiku4President:
I know she may not have anything to do with the alleged fraud. In fact, I heard her complaining on Arise tv some months back about what she met on ground and how she was trying to clean up the system. She appeared not comfortable with the way things were done, which she said contributed to delay in paying beneficiaries of the scheme. I could see she was being extremely careful not to spill the beans on tv that day.
I think she was the second minister, after the Minister of interior to openly express dissatisfaction with what she met on ground.
Politics › Re: ₦37.1bn Fraud: Why I Shunned EFCC's Invitation - Farouq by lapintoz: 7:24pm On Jan 04, 2024
Sickly looters. The reason why we are in this deep shit. You can hide madam, but you can't run. You must regurgitate most of what you swallowed ma. And all your accomplices. Pronto. New Sheriff in town.
Business › Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Africa At The Start Of 2024 by lapintoz: 12:17pm On Jan 04, 2024
How come developers are not in this list. And na dem build Lagos, build Kano, build Abuja and Anambra 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by lapintoz: 10:04am On Jan 04, 2024
Baba is chilling in Dubai. To come back again in 2027 for the regular defeat. Customer dada ni 😆

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