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TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Larry1960: 9:46am On Jun 07, 2023
dabrain1234:
WOW
My budget for this UK walka Na #15M I no wan invest pass #15M for this UK walka if not I for don run black market things
If person run black market things na close to 23M e better make I use that money run Us walka
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 9:39am On Jun 07, 2023
kanuisagoat:
Your friend dey lie to you make you no ask am for money. I have said it before that a young graduate who got into First bank in 2019 makes more than 500k monthly. Go and verify. And before you tell me she does not work with first bank, banks pay around the sane amount across grades. The structure may be different but na roughly the same amount. Another thing for you to verify.

Audit companies dey pay graduate trainees between 250-300k no experience but your friend with masters and 10 year experience is collecting 350k. Tell her to her face that kanuisagoat said she is a terrible liar.

Making 1.5m gross a month is possible but you never buy motor enter road. Are you Conner44? Na so una go use mouth dey call money anyhow. Ask the man you quoted why he does not drive everyday to gross the 1.5m.
Lolz me beg her for money niqqur
Am way way Richer than the babe mehn she no dey my class
. Babe wey dey beg me to sponsor her to Uk a whole banker I dey laugh Niqqur she dey work with access bank you funny oooo you think say na so Dem dey promote people everyday for bank it takes a while my friend before she go even climb manager position she go don work over 10years my friend I know people working in first bank before she became a manager she don clock over 40years Na so Dem dey pay Dem for bank na him my guys don resign from bank dey Canada now
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Larry1960: 12:49am On Jun 07, 2023
This policy of tax clearance certificate before allocation of forex for school fees payment is a result of forex scarcity definitely. Omo na to just use black market to pay for school fees


I saw someone person dey demand 400k to help process the tax clearance certificate bribery don come in
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 12:11am On Jun 07, 2023
Pearl1910:
Another half tank
50k on dashboard 3k offline

Closed early today, I would have easily added minimum 10k to my gross.
I got Lekki Phase 2 with 8k estimate from Ojodu as I was driving into my area. But my mind was set for home already.

So I am done showing all these. 3 days and 3 similar results concurrently. In science that matter is headed to be called a fact, if it is spiritual realm, then d matter has been established.
Omo as the way things dey go grossing over #1.5Million a month is possible shocked


Money we some bankers no they earn
My friend has been working in the bank for 10years now she's still on a salary of 350 per month even with her masters degree
Before she go fit achieve #1Million/ month salary e go take her over let's say 5-7years
Add that to how many years she has been working in the bank
Miracle no dey tire Jesus shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
anything after 45 na jara
You be wizard ooooo
You just dey pepper them
On a colos level shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:48pm On Jun 06, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
I've not crossed V I today. Awon anywhere belle face
What's your target for today ?
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Larry1960: 8:44pm On Jun 06, 2023
dabrain1234:
i also neeed help with it
I thought I saw someone say it's 200k
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Larry1960: 8:43pm On Jun 06, 2023
dabrain1234:
i think you need it for FORM A application
Nawao so how does one get it and how much
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Larry1960: 8:36pm On Jun 06, 2023
dabrain1234:
I got a conditional offer to Anglia Ruskin university, any WhatsApp group chat?

What bank process form A faster and what office do I need to go to do my tax certificate in Lagos.
Thanks
Abeg what's this tax certificate all about
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 8:23pm On Jun 05, 2023
Omoapena:
Oga

You give so many unrealistic instances in your claim, how can 7.5l fuel cover 100km distance
Do the math yourself
So you mean your car consume 1l /14km

Even if you put follow come catalyst and it doesn't show check engine, it can't run 14km on 1l

Kilode, make we dey lie with sense small...


A 2014 Toyota Corolla would give you an mp3 of 3gallons/100m(164km)

You do the maths
That is 12liters/100miles(164km)
A 2014 Corolla with 1litre of fuel you'd cover 14Km shocked


The higher the model of the Toyota Corolla the better mpg

This is a combined mpg
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 7:04pm On Jun 05, 2023
[quote author=dav1002 post=123593784]It beats my imagination how a grown up dummy like him thinks 30mins on indriver app equals 30mins real life situation

Sorrowful beer parlour calculation. 😢[/quote


Why you sef go dey slander person
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:35pm On Jun 04, 2023
Omoapena:
I'm putting it to you that before the hike, 2k fuel which was about 10litres will not take you to ajah from Maryland to & fro

2500 will but not 2k,
2500 was 13.5litres and I said corolla consumes 1litre/6km so meaning Maryland to ajah under bridge to and fro will give us 90km in total.

Using big daddy 2006
90km divided by 6km will give us 15 which means you will be needing at least 15litres of fuel to cover 90km distance. Not accurate but roughly 13.5litres of fuel will take you to and fro and this is without traffic...




This should proof my point, how much will 2k fuel gross you on bolt without surge, you will say 10k max and this is without surge, how much will bolt charge you from Maryland to ajah, that will be 7k minimum right, so going by your assertion, you said 2k will take you to ajah from Maryland to and fro, so are you saying 2k will gross you minimum of 14k without surgehuh


Pls state your point with figures when you want to counter my claim
When fuel was still 150 naira/ litre
I've traveled from Lagos to Benin with Ac on through out the journey with 25litres @ 150= #3700 naira

Lagos to Benin is 247km
Using big daddy 2006
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:17pm On Jun 04, 2023
[quote author=CheerfulGiver post=123575794]wait, when I get to 45k I'll answer[/quote

Baba hailings shocked
More Aza to your account

Make all these lazy drivers dey on colos level
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:15pm On Jun 04, 2023
Omoapena:
His own corolla carry keke napep engine cheesy

Man clearly don't know how small 1litre is.... to even start car at all, car have gulped fuel and he doesn't know that accelerating consumes more fuel than when engine is being idle...

I don't know what you all about mehn, but am an Engineering graduate from one of the prestigious federal university in Nigeria. You wan teach me physics certain factors causes a care to consume fuel when you maintain a constant speed let's say 80km/hr you consume lesser fuel shocked

Resistance
Heavy weight

Pressing the brake anyhow
Etc
Not using
Tyre or alignment problem
Maintenance
Oil type etc shocked

You can't School an Engineering graduate like me. We go school
Not like that the Moderator that doesn't know common percentage calculation grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 9:47pm On Jun 04, 2023
[quote author=Omoapena post=123572586]You clearly don't know what you're saying,

Let me ask you, before the fuel hike, how much fuel (naira) will take you from Ikeja Maryland to ajah under bridgehuh

You claim your Corolla consumes 1litre of fuel per 10km right

Maryland to ajah under bridge is about 45km using 3rd mainland bridge, so going by your calculations, you said your Corolla consumes 1litre per 10km
Which means 45km distance, your Corolla will consumes 4litre of fuel

And 4litre of fuel before the hike was 740naira
You mean your Corolla will only consume 740naira fuel from Maryland to ajah under bridge?

[/quote



Bro am not capping
Its 4.5 liters for 45km
So when fuel was say 200 naira
900naira fuel that's approximately 1000naira fuel
See eeeh from ojodu to lekki phase two 900/1000 fuel that is 4.5litres go run am bro I know what am saying with that 2010-2012 Corolla infact the 2015 Corolla get more fuel efficiency

Bro I know what am saying 1k fuel go run am


All these Corolla wey dey guzz fuel eeeh when Dem don reach a very high mileage them go start to guzz fuel

If na that Camry big daddy say 1200-1500 fuel go run that distance
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960:
Omoapena:
I highly doubt your claim tho, 10km to 12km is like a distance from the start point of 3rd mainland bridge to the end point and you're telling me 2010 corolla will only gup 1litre of fuel to cover 3rd mainland bridge?


Like 2 bottle water size of fuel to cover acceleration on 3rd mainland bridge?
Google the mpg of Corolla 2010-2012 . It's not hear say I drove that his particular car and that was what it gave me. He bought the car naija used @ 3.6M from a very rich man that has like over 4 cars . He bought it @ a Mileage of 97,000km (true mileage ). When you drive @ 80km/h you don't consume more fuel
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 3:21pm On Jun 04, 2023
Any Corolla doing 6km for a liter that one no be Corolla again grin

The Corolla dey on colos level
Otilor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2023
Omoapena:
Bros
8k fuel now is 16.1litres
There's no where you can gross 40k with 16.1litres


Cox that 40k gross

You must have driven for nothing less than 200km
And corolla consumes 1litre of fuel per 6km and dividing 200km by 6km will give you 33.3itres of fuel and 33.3itres of fuel now is 16k+ so you will need 16k+ fuel to get 40k gross now...

Before the hike that 33.3 litres was just 6k....


Even on bolt, with 8k fuel(488/l) which is about 16.3litres of fuel, can't gross you 40k except there's high surge like 1.9 and it will still be hard to gross the 40k, Maybe 30k is possible.

Let's break it down, from ikeja(maryland bus stop)to ajah underbridge is like 45km
And 45km divided by 6km gives 7.5litres of fuel and if you take trip from Maryland bus stop to ajah under bridge on 1.9 surge, the highest estimate will be 15k, let's now assume you take to and from on 1.9 surge which the km to be covered will be 90km, and you must have consumed total 15litres of fuel, both to and fro must have given you 30k gross and you have just roughly 1litre of fuel left in your car. And 1litre can only cover 6km distance, and 6km on 1.9 surge can't give you more than 2500naira...
Hmmmm my friends Corolla 2010 full edition does 10-12km/ L
He doesn't joke with maintenance

He uses 4litres of fuel for a One hour drive
So I don't know what you all about shocked


Pls note He doesn't joke with Ac
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 8:49pm On Jun 03, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
They cannot do it. When they try, they fail. They don't understand why. They don't understand how. Pride won't let them ask. It looks bleak. No way out. So they call you a liar.

No problem. Park the car. Tired of seeing grown men cry. No be by force. If you no Sabi, leave the hustle and find another one. Nobody go flog you. They post factory work for una today, 40k una no gree do. Na to dey cry

They'll keep doubting and calling you a liar, till receipt start to drop.... These are the people you take advice from, but you want to be successful? Dey play...

What did I say the new daily target is? How much have I made? How many hours to go? How much is left to hit daily target?

Dey......PLAY! grin
Bro thumbs up to you. Keep shaming the haters and pessimist cool

More Aza to the account
Just 13k More make e b #50k
That target dey okay
At least if you use half tank say #12500 achieve #50k every goose every where marama grin
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Larry1960:
dreezy007:
for Conestoga, i think you have to pay 1500 cad, upon admission to secure your seat.
Abeg that Conestoga college I think they refund 200 cad from the 1500 if visa is denied ?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 3:27pm On Jun 02, 2023
Gentlelife50:
So you don't even do Uber or done it before?
Na waoo, so you think if Uber driver can do like you he will still prefer moving traffic abi Lagos?
It depends on one's choice
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2023
BAZ001:
grin na fear of billing dey make dem run from you not hustle or no time.
If ur niqqur give you too much audience billing will start… from enquiry to how u need money to balance ur jappa money.

Though average Nigerians once dey jappa change their circle of friends to d ones abroad and start enjoying d oyinbo ladies dt can die for black guys, dey party, cruise and enjoy new environment but will keep telling you na hustle morning till night. They don move on.
Some few ones, especially d ones that jappaed 10/9yrs ago are doing menial jobs 3 or 2 jobs to balance up and can’t use phone while at work.

But If your niqqours are doing white collar jobs and claim no time then na fear of billing from u cos u still be broke ass niqqour, when u start making money dey will have ur time.
The fact is that am might be richer than some of them not boasting sha

Funny enough recently one of them that left for Canada this year January was asking me to borrow him #3Million . I said never I can never. He said once he gets over there he would pay back he begged me for money around December claiming it's for flight ticket to Canada. I checked I don't think flight ticket was up to 3M. I can never stoop so low to beg anyone for abroad cos am Richer than some of them

The only one that has time to chat is the one in Norway but you see the ones in UK and canada bills wan finish them

Bazoo eeeh make you try write your moniker on a piece of paper make and show us the environment in Canada.
Some people here talk say na Canada you dey grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dangote, PH Refineries, Others Won’t Change Fuel Price – NNPCL by Larry1960: 11:38am On Jun 02, 2023
nairalanda1:
We were refining petrol in 'substandard' refineries to keep costs down. (The info is on google.).

And the refining cost is a part of why subsidies cost too too much.
See ee h this your argument is somehow. I don't know if you listened to tvc this morning show There's this former Apc member (hon Etta) former acting national chairman he said onces dangote refinery starts production feul price would come down because freight sizes would be eliminated. All these your maintenance things staff salary etc so abroad wey Dem dey import am don't dey factor in those costs before selling to us. I still never understand this Nnpc man Sha
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 11:06am On Jun 02, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Are you earning above #500k?
Are you driving already?
grin
I don't drive , but I initially wanted to invest some fleet of cars before on Uber.

As for whether I earn 500k I don't earn that as a salary earner I resigned form my work because of the trash salary I was earning.
What I currently do now is land banking . Buying and reselling of lands. This Land banking they bring me profit of 600k/ monthly
My lands dey fetch me 7Million Naira yearly
Due to appreciation
Right now I fit piss on my ex boss face

Salary work na thrash It did not make me Rich today na land banking I take make am today

To hell with 8-5pm salary work
PoliticsRe: Dangote, PH Refineries, Others Won’t Change Fuel Price – NNPCL by Larry1960: 6:29am On Jun 02, 2023
nairalanda1:
There is still the cost of transporting the product from refinery to end user by haulage/trucks.

That costs money. Before, part of the subsidy costs went to paying for such things, now that's ended.
I know, but you can't compare the total cost on importation of these products to their different destinations with d cost of transportation when producing locally and transporting it to the different locations. There is supposed to be a slight difference there by reducing the price a little bit. Even So many anlysts have analysed this

Abeg if na so then they should continue importing na only be say we are killing our naira

Omo e surprise me when the guy talk say even when we start local production like when pH refinery starts price would remain the Same

There is no landing cost again nah
Okay he's talking of cost of maintaining the refinery shey those ones abroad no dey factor in that too for the price to be at that level too
PoliticsRe: Dangote, PH Refineries, Others Won’t Change Fuel Price – NNPCL by Larry1960: 6:23am On Jun 02, 2023
I thought when we start local production logistics cost like freight would be eliminated so what's the difference nah nawaoh . Anyway this would mean the only advantage of the local production is availability of the products and Strengthening of the naira
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:25pm On Jun 01, 2023
Pearl1910:
E be like say na Bazzoo be ur niqqur
Lolz @ pearl the Niqqur na my course mate for school for 5years

And the Niqqur na scholar I no sure say Bazoo know book reach am grin


Wait ooo @ pearl is Bazzoo an Engineering student ?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2023
[quote author=BAZ001 post=123518768][/quote]People like you wey like to dey look down on drivers or discourage them na the same hustle you use take go abroad. How you dey get time come online sef my guy wey dey Canada sef I never see am for a month now on WhatsApp. E get one time I call am cus I wan make enquires about Canada this guy tell me say him go call me later niqqur don go hustle him dey busy cos he gat bills to pay Niqqur is always busy not only am I get them plenty for Facebook these Niqqurs hardly reply chats .
You wey dey always get time to come shalaye hear she you no get bills to pay over there nii grin

Abi na yahoo you dey do there grin

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