₦airaland Forum

A Twitter user blasted Tiwa savage,but instead he trends for the wrong reason,after saying she's committing "sexual sex"
We now hope this new word will be authorized by Oxford to be in the dictionary

slawomir:
the way women adore sex this days ehnnn. especially the uncircumcised ones


am even into one engineering girl at uniben

she is not circumcised. the way this girl is fuckkking the hell out of me every day ehnnn.
if I continue like this i might die before my time

Why are you telling us now??..
Keep fucking around till you jam the one with badluck,then you will say na village wey you go cause your badluck..

Wowww

Lol
APC are doing the exact mistake that PDP did in 2015..
Your buhari has failed Nigerians,instead of you to come out and tell us why we should vote for him again,you're busy throwing banters at Atiku..
If Atiku is a theif,then Buhari is an armed robber, at least he's the Chief Commander of the armed forces, which also makes him the chief commander of the armed robbers!

ChrisMafian:
If only PDP looters can be bundled this way, this country would have been a better place
God bless Pres Buhari on the fight against corruption

Is it only PDP??
What of Tinubu,Apkabio,Obanikoro and the likes in APC??
Even your president na thief!

Humblechuks002:
Shut down bet9ja, nairabet, they have ruined people's lives.

They almost ruined my life.

I have not even recovered from what they did to me.

They are wicked.

I am writing a book, which I would lunch very soon on my 10 years in hell of Gambling. So that people battling with Gambling addiction can benefit from it.

Gambling Is a silent killer.

They almost ruined your life?
Did Bet9ja force you to play??
Or have you ever heard a case where bet9ja called someone and told him to play by force..
You chose to be stupid then,good thing that you came back to your senses..

kenzysmith:
u dey make sense at ist since u come add lies join am wey monaco take enter sf last season na monaco win ligue 1 last season? chai

I meant last 2 seasons..
We all know football goes fast,it felt just like last season

perdollar:
wat do u mean? is arenal not successful than all d EPL clubs put together? mind ursef oga

You're mad for this statement??
If ManU give arsenal half of their trophies,they'll still have more than them!..
Not to add L'pool and Chelsea..
You're mad but you don't have anyone to tell you!

Princeofnigeria:
Rubbish your mate started with a top notch team not underdogs Monaco


I wish you failure since you don't want to start your career in a big way

Tell me his mates that started with a top notch team??
Asides Zidane,who else??..
And who told you Monaco is a small team??
They won Ligue1 title last season and went on to the SF of the UCL.
So what you saying?

Lol.. Aunty Kemi will be shitting in her pants wherever she is now.. Davido probably went to to report the incident

CEOYOMZZYBLOG:
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Overrated??..
Any one who says that deserves beating!

I hate seeing news like this!
Wtf is this??
A 3yr old??
When they are girls on street,that are waiting for you to just said "how far", even for free dem go give you chop..
He just instilled a lifetime pain into the girl..
Kill that man!
I agree with lynching of rapists,paedophile..

After they'll say Ambode,LRU and LASEMA arent working!

Jamariwolff:
Arrant nonsense!

I don't know why you guys think ladies are fools.
You've been fûcking here like constant K for the past 1 year, what is holding u from proposing?
Or you're waiting till u enlarge the whole area abi?!

My own is 3 months max, if you ain't talking marriage then bye boy!
I won't even allow you fûck me much in these 3 months.

Lmao!
So anybody will just woo you,you'll accept and then he'll fvck you for three month,after three months he'll tell you he's not interested in marriage and you guys will depart, the cycle will go on and on again
And you're even proud to say it??..
Problem gidi leleyi o!

Which kind lie be this??
Days ago davido posted a story on his IG and tagged chioma with love emoji,so where's this coming from??..

Good day Nairalanders,please I have a question to ask for a friend.
My friend who hasn't gained admission into school since 3years ago called me some weeks ago and told me he has been offered admission into Cross river state university of technology, I was so happy for him after three years of staying at home.
We didn't speak again since then,and he called me just yesterday to tell me that the admission was taken back(that's how he put it),he said because his name in Jamb and Waec didn't tally,so the university took back the admission..
I don't want to label him a liar,but I don't believe that..
Please is it possible at all??
If possible, what can he do at all?

1stCitizen:
Are Nigerian youth not lazy thieves, cultists, yahoo boys, election touts and runz girls

Yes they are
But the predicament that has befallen your family is more than that of Nigeria or Her youth!..
Oloriburuku set of family!

What's the problem with Nigerians??..
Can you tell me one person whether past or present in politics that isn't a thief??
If we keep insisting that we want to vote in a saint,we'll keep voting in the worse ones..
No one is a saint,not even me or you!

1stCitizen:
...because his main challenger is a confirmed THIEF.

So buhari isn't a thief??
You're a big fool!
A known thief that has more than 50,000 Nigerians working for him and another lowkey thief that calls Nigerian youth lazy,which one is better??
Better open your head,because it be like say you never wan get sense!

No one can ever come out and say He/she hates Nairaland..
I'll tag the person a lifeless human..
This forum too much!

boolet:
Mad man. I hope he leaves the devil out of it and takes full responsibility of his madness. Human beings don too blame devil sef.

You think there's a devil supreme than humans??
Humans are the devil and evil themselves!..

BigGuyMan01:
E go tell you e friend phone

That's how they do
One came to meet me in school yesterday and said he's a year1 student,he doesn't have an apartment so he comes from Ketu to Akoka everyday,he lost his money and I should give him 1k, I was like Year1,what faculty??
He said yes but he can't remember his faculty, I said but no year1 na,they are done with their exams,he was like sorry he meant he was looking for admission..
I just told him to move front,he can't collect a dime from me.

ola38:
Hello sir and ma in dis great forum. please anyone who get a spare phone of any type, that he or she can please bless me with. please help a brother.with any phone u can. pls my phone was stolen and am not financially okay to get anoda one bcus i dey for school.
Please and thanks in advance

See this cheap scammer!
By your profile, it shows that you opened this account October 6(4 days ago)
So you opened a new account to beg for phone??
Lmao

ola38:
Hello sir and ma in dis great forum. please anyone who get a spare phone of any type, that he or she can please bless me with. please help a brother.with any phone u can. pls my phone was stolen and am not financially okay to get anoda one bcus i dey for school.
Please and thanks in advance

You're very funny!
Let me outline your stupidness for you
1-You claim your phone was stolen,which one are you using now?
I know you'll lie that it's a friend's phone
2-You're obviously asking for an android phone,if you truly your phone was stolen,why can't you hustle some amount and get a small nokia phone for the main time??
3-I know so many students that don't have a phone, your priority should be your studies and not phone!
4-Don't you have parents?? why are you begging here??
Just find something else doing,this hustle can't pay you!

Why now na?

TOPCRUISE:
Don't say that. What elders see from afar is more glaring and far visible than what children and youths see. My own understanding of Atiku shows he is quite a pretender and much like a chameleon. When you get close and see his bitter side and colour you will no longer want to associate with him

Why are you talking like this??
Have you gotten close to him
See Nigerians we have problem,if you don't like someone that doesn't mean you should say the wrong things about him..
Why would you say to your own understanding, you don't understand anything!
Buhari portrayed himself as million of things in 2015,we all believed and fell for it,we know the truth now..
You don't understand anything about Atiku!

Obasanjo should just sit in his retirement home and watch..
Since he doesn't like Atiku and Buhari,he can support Donald duke or someone else..
Obj doesn't determine anything again,and that's the exacly what the Lagos APC members, supporters and all Lagosians should have done to Tinubu this year, but I don't understand,they all feel indebted to him one way or the other and they can even pay him with their life if he insists..

Smile4daddy:
One of the lazy youth.

The same youth who celebrated @EmmanuelMacron are planning to vote @Atiku who'll be 76 in 2019. A Nation without a reasonable youth force.

Atiku agreed on a bribe to sell off NITEL as a vice president. What will he do as a president?

Do you have sense at all?
Just listen to yourself..
Was Atiku the President or Acting president??
Will he say No when the president says Yes??
Or you think the VP has a special say??
Think before you spill!

This a big dilemma for Atiku..
That's why unity must be Paramount in this country..
Some people are already saying if he doesn't pick from SE,he will fail..
We don't need all of that!
2015-2019 should be in our history book as the worst government ever,if we don't come out and exercise our franchise regardless of SE or SW VP,then we should be ready for another hell..