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Politics / Re: Umahi: "Arrest Anyone Not Wearing Face Mask In Ebonyi" by Larryslim(m): 8:54am On Apr 04, 2020
Are you telling me that a state government is not capable of providing medical masks for everyone in the state? He's asking tailors to sew, and saying you can use a handkerchief and people are commending him for that?
That shows our leaders don't even understand this virus, they are just passing useless orders.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by Larryslim(m): 10:28am On Mar 29, 2020
Rubbish! So God revealed this to him yesterday, he gave his own prediction of 2020 on Jan30th 2019, and nowhere did he mention anything relating to Covid-19, so why all this news now? After thousands had died, God decided to reveal all this to him? How many seasons was it shown? 2, 3, 4 seasons?
Religion / Re: Observe Prayers Online — CAN Tells Churches by Larryslim(m): 8:44am On Mar 20, 2020
A Virus has made all religious houses run into hiding.
Mosques are closed down, churches are closed, they are telling us to pray at home now.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: What Is The Fate Of Nigerians Abroad? by Larryslim(m): 5:28pm On Mar 13, 2020
lomprico:
they are in better, safer hands, trust me. we here in nigeria are the ones in real danger.

Danger because of the type of government we have.
That's a lie! Here, Schools are shut down, Train Stations, Metro Stations or anywhere that contains more than 200 people are getting closed down. Supermarkets will be closing soon if the virus rate goes high. Things are already become uncomfortable for us, but everyones still living life in Nigeria, nothing's happening, so I stay we are the ones in real danger.

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Family / Re: Living With My Aunt Who Is A Pastor's Wife Is Hell. Should I Run Away? by Larryslim(m): 12:50pm On Mar 12, 2020
Mizwisdom:


Yes o, Oyibo have names for everything still they still have multiple mental health problems. Sometimes we just have to be tough, when life gives you Lemons change it to Lemonade, all these things toughen people and make them resolve to change their destinies for good. It's better than being subjected to hunger in her father's house or do you have a better option for her?


You're crazy! Wtf did you just type? Are you insane?
You said "Oyinbo have names for everything". A young lady wrote all this ordeal, and all you can say is "Turn lemon into Lemonade", why not "Turn apples in Apple Juice?".
Now let me ask you, did you go through of all this in your young age, and if you did, how strong are you now? Can you lift a car, smh!
I'm not in support of the lady running away, but she has a father, let her go back to her Father house, hustle and live her Life, make plans.
Her father's not mistreating her, so it's better she goes back there, at least there'll be no verbal abuse, and that will let her focus on her Life.
How do you expect her to hustle, or even make plans when she's going through all of this psychological and verbal distress? Dont people think at all?

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Romance / Re: A Friend Trying To Snatch My Girlfriend by Larryslim(m): 10:17pm On Mar 04, 2020
Your friend took your girlfriend to a restaurant, and introduced her to this Family in one day?
The truth about this matter is Your girlfriend is now for your friend, and I think it'd be sane for you to let her go.
How would your girlfriend go out with your friend, sit with him, eat and even have the audacity to follow him home for some introduction.
Lol, Is this meant to be a joke or something? Because I can't even decipher.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizers Sold Out In Lagos! by Larryslim(m): 6:07am On Feb 29, 2020
sykeng:

If you have the opportunity you will do the same,
Only a wicked, selfish human will sell a face mask 15k.
Here, Face mask is not even up to £5.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizers Sold Out In Lagos! by Larryslim(m): 6:05am On Feb 29, 2020
chiiraq802:
Nigerians are the worst set of people on earth, instead of them to normalize the price or even reduce it self, so that everyone can afford it...Dem don cari the price high...
Like say no be person weh dey alive dey buy market...#useless Country angry
I'm shocked, but not suprised! Nigetains are wicked, when I heard that the price of face mask sky rocket to 5k, I was close to tears.
How do they want the common man to buy one? The petty traders, Young children, old, how can they get one? Most of these people don't even make up to 5k in a day. It's really a pity that in this time, some people just see it as an opportunity to extort money from People.
The least the government can do now is provide face mask and Sanitizers to everyone.
Health / Re: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by Larryslim(m): 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Shut up

Our weather is not suitable for Corona virus these idiots are just looking for pipelines and avenues to loot more money.
Soon you'll hear 3 billion naira allocated to battling Corona virus. Theives.
Says who? You know sometimes I really shake my head when I see people display ignorance with shoulder high.
Family / Re: What Advice Would You Give A Brother Who Just Turned 20? by Larryslim(m): 5:34pm On Feb 24, 2020
Gofwane:
Don't try alcohol, cigarretes, tramadol or any other form of highness. What is bothering me right now is not even the health implication but the amount of money you waste daily when you become addicted to those things just to feel 'alright'

I spent nothing less than 11k on booze from friday to sunday. Today is monday and I am left with just 2k. Funny thing is the circle keeps repeating itself.

SMH
Word!
Crime / Re: Midnight Fire Kills 3 Kids In Anambra While Mother Was In Hotel With Lover by Larryslim(m): 10:52pm On Feb 20, 2020
NyenwePHC:
angry
3 innocent kids paid the price for their parent philandering. Both husband and wife are guilty
I don't understand how the man's guilty?
He obviously went out just to provide for this family, trusting his wife that bore him 3 kids to oversee them, take care of them.
TV/Movies / Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Larryslim(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.



We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles
Strike back? I'm sure you're talking about Damian Scott and Stonebridge.
They are spies/ Intelligence agents, and if you are smart enough, you'd know that the Defence Intelligence(DI) doesn't send all their agents on mission around the world, there are particular ones deployed around the world.
If you actually truly watched Strike back, you'd know that Damian and Scott weren't the only agents involved in shooting, the series was just centred around them, and you also need to work on your English as much as your understanding of Series.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigerians Trapped In Wuhan, China Cry Out "Bring Us Home" (Photos) by Larryslim(m): 10:25am On Feb 17, 2020
dawnomike:
Inasmuch as i understand the need for Nigerians to be evacuated from the province... Unfortunately, that may not be a possible as it may not be a safe move.
And why? Why leave them to suffer in a foreign land, Chinese government can't do anything for them because they are not citizens.
Why not being them back and quarantine them if necessary?
Y'all are just heartless people, like you will tell your mother to stay there if she was trapped there.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by Larryslim(m): 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2020
Toseenlove:


Lol my lady, Nigerian men has finally lost the battle. Business is really booming for ladies over here. I'm currently making plans of venturing into ladies ads. I must Cashout big time on them Since they have decided to monetize relationship themselves, They were the ones who shot themselves In the leg. No thanks to most GBOYZ & SIMPS and the ladies have perfected the game and take It to the next level. We have wimps, scums, simps call men In Nigeria now. They can't think straight when It comes to this Oiling & Greasing!!!
* Nigerian men have.
*simps called men.
Atleast speak proper English and use the right Cases, or attend tutorials since you're making so much off Nigerian men.
Religion / Re: Reasons You Must Run From Premarital Sex On Valentine's Day by Larryslim(m): 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2020
Premarital sex is a big scam! Infact it should be among the biggest scam in religion.
The only thing you should be scared of while having unprotected sex is STIs, and not some sin.
It just doesn't make any sense! Out of all the systems we have (Digestive, Circulatory, Urinary etc), we use all of them throughout our life, but they want us to believe that the Reproductive organs should only be used during marriage, such bs! Why don't the hormones necessary and organs begin to develop few weeks or months to marriage?
Lies! Lies and Lies!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nobody Paved Way For Me by Larryslim(m): 7:52am On Feb 13, 2020
Burna Boy is just saying the truth.
Burna Boy was underrated, he had good songs but no one payed attention to him, He dropped two good albums "LIFE and Outside", nobody was listening to him, Even the media rarely played his music then, he built his own fanbase and they were called "Outsiders", the guy had to struggle for the fame he has, and someone will say "Wizkid paved way for him".
Truth is No one paved way for Burna boy, he had to go from underrated and not listened to, to what he is now and it's his own hardwork and not someone's.
And most of y'all are just haters, hating on him for a Grammy nomination that your Favs will never get, Burna is the closest any Nigerian artiste will get to being nominated and even if Grammy creates "Afrobeat" Category, it will be because of Burna Boy's "African Giant".

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Science/Technology / Re: Canadian Farmer Discovers New Tyrannosaur Species, One Of The Oldest Kind Ever by Larryslim(m): 6:28pm On Feb 12, 2020
harryjunior17:
they roamed the earth before the creation of man.. there was a creation before the creation of man and animals.. dinosaurs.. where part of d first creation.. before.. dier world was destroyed by d almighty.. and den d earth was without form.. and den a new set of creation started..
This is just You trying to justify your religious book! There's no evidence of what you're saying! Destroyed for what? Why? So by this your logic, the earth was destroyed twice? And God created only dinosaurs just to be roaming about the earth aimlessly or what? Why exactly where they destroyed? Because I'm sure they were just animals that did nothing.
Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by Larryslim(m): 7:29pm On Feb 11, 2020
Jeezuzpick:


The renaming is a part of the process. Formal identification with a universal name aids communication and coordination.

Like you said, there are other viruses in the group. This naming allows for specificity.

The next logical step will be to devise rapid diagnosis, which will help clear quarantine areas and allow life return to normalcy while only infected people are isolated. Once that is achieved, the paranoia is at an end.
Exactly, but some people think everything is a joke.
Actually, I think China has done a good job to contain the Virus in Wuhan and it's environs, just one or two cases have been reported in Europe, America. Hopefully it can be put to an end soon.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by Larryslim(m): 7:17pm On Feb 11, 2020
UstazAhmed:
Whether stigmatization or not, we know it originated from Wuhan in China. And it's a punishment for Islam crackdown by the Chinese government
Lies! There's no punishment for anything, there have been far worse epidemics in History! Google is your friend.
The Black death killed over 50million people, I guess that was a punishment for what too?

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Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by Larryslim(m): 7:15pm On Feb 11, 2020
SunriseW:
So why wasn't it named Luhan virus after d city, if it's Africa now, they'll be quick to do so undecided
Wuhan and not Luhan.
And there have been pandemic in recent years that's been named after the country/city they broke out. E.g Spanish influenza, Great Plague of London, Great Plague of Marseille, Russian flu etc. So You better stop this mentality that there's something against Africa.
Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by Larryslim(m): 7:10pm On Feb 11, 2020
This comment section just shows how an average Nigeria man is fighting a deep battle with illiteracy.
Corona Virus is a group of family "Viruses", and the one out there now has been named " Covid19" so as to differentiate from other Corona Virus group, but instead of educating yourself, y'all are making Jokes out of it and asking if it's a naming ceremony.
Smh! Stupidity!

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Travel / Re: Visa Ban: We Informed Nigeria Of Impending Action Since March 2019 - US by Larryslim(m): 6:11pm On Feb 03, 2020
10months ago? This government is really swimming in incompetency.

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Travel / Re: Coronavirus: Evacuating Nigerians In Wuhan, China, The Facts by Larryslim(m): 9:27am On Feb 02, 2020
FuckAllTheMODs:
O boy!

Wetin una dey find for that kind place, the name alone sef na something...

It's well, God is with you
That's a very stupid thing to say, you can see she said "Students, researchers".
There can be an outbreak of a virus anywhere, and I'm sure if you were given a Visa to Wuhan last year, you wouldn't have said No but all because of this unfortunate incidence, it's now "Wetin una find for that kind place"
Humans! Spits!

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Romance / Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by Larryslim(m): 11:17pm On Jan 22, 2020
You're just looking for a woman that will work for you, and do your chores.
If you truly love Susan, talk to her about it and help her with her flaws.
What if, just what if Benita is not showing you her real character? What if you wife her today, and she shows her true character of even being worse than Susan?
You need to think more, this time with your head and not your stomach!
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Children Have Right To Use Presidential Jet by Larryslim(m): 9:40am On Jan 12, 2020
Wow! Nigerian politicians will always find a way to justify their stupid acts.
Why will your daughter alone fly the presidential Jet? it's wrong, I can't imagine Trump' s children flying the Air force One alone.
Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Date My Sister's House Help? by Larryslim(m): 11:21pm On Jan 04, 2020
Why would you sister decide who you date as man and also 29years of age?
Think and decide for yourself!
Romance / Re: A Girl I Met On Facebook Chats With Other Guy by Larryslim(m): 9:33am On Jan 04, 2020
Kissing and Caressing?
How long before that turns into something else?
Better use your head!
Sports / Re: 'FIFA VAR' Introduced In Village Football Competition In Imo State (photos) by Larryslim(m): 1:32am On Jan 03, 2020
Why person go carry gun go field?
Ahhh, Naija!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by Larryslim(m): 9:17pm On Dec 31, 2019
lilwetdick:
what do you expect

people lets be realistic in this poor country we are

they are considering the fact that you will be a dependent instead of a provider


You didn't read where the guy said he has a job, and even a car?
I doubt the lady has the latter, so who's depending on who?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by Larryslim(m): 9:16pm On Dec 31, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
So what do you want us to do?? Give you our sisters or what?

My guy go sit down one side..
If you carry this mentality into 2020, I promisie you that you'll sufger than church rat.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels In Germany For Her Christmas Vacation (Pictures) by Larryslim(m): 5:09pm On Dec 27, 2019
Kestolove:
Na one ghetto for Germany bdix..see pothole
By their comment we'll know those have never been out of the country, Bruv that's how majority of European cities look like!
Stop embarrassing yourself here!

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Family / Re: My Wicked Wife Didn't Buy Christmas Clothes For Our House Help by Larryslim(m): 4:23pm On Dec 20, 2019
Your wife is not a good woman!
First for treating the girl that way and accusing you of sleeping with her, you should be scared of that woman you call a wife!

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