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Lol, as if the planes are even flying in Nigeria's airspace before

Stupid country that can't boast of an airline, look at Ethopia, South Africa, Egypt, Kenya, Senegal and others, they all have flag carriers.
Smh for this disgraceful country that only boast about past glory!

Mobsync:
I know this's off topic, but I found this joke funny.

A horse walks into a movie theater, gets his popcorn and a Diet Coke, and sits down in one of the few seats that are left.

He realizes right away there's a cow sitting directly in front of him wearing this huge hat, totally inappropriate to wear indoors, one of the big, tall Stetson hats, completely blocking his view.

So the horse taps the cow on the shoulder. Excuse me?

Cow doesn't budge. No response at all.

So again, the horse taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

The cow is like ice. He's like a statue.

So OK, one more time. He taps him on the shoulder. Hey, can you take off your hat?

Cow turns around. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a talking horse.

You are a mumu man!

Pascopele:
My girlfriend borrowed my phone to use as torchlight in the kitchen and for 2hrs now I’ve been standing here with her pretending to help in kitchen

She mustn’t go through this phone. She thinks she has sense ��

Hw long does it take to prepare Oha soup abeg, lemme know my fate

You and your girlfriend are very stupid and jobless!
On a day like this when people have gone out to work or school, you and your stupid girlfriend are preparing soup.
Even if she no get sense, what about you?
I weep for you!

There are reports that a woman lost all Five kids in this tragedy.

Someone will then come and say "Everything happens for a reason"
What stupid reason for a woman to lose all her kids?
This is disheartening.

BuhariAdvocate:
There is a probability that the house own by ibo man .IBO always use inferior materials to build house .

You are a mumu man!

Stupid!
Everyday i walk into McDonald's or a spa, and the whites treats me like a king because na my money i wan pay.
Does that make me superior too?

PapaNnamdi:
u are just a geh friend idiot


if I be Ronaldo, as I don born children, I won't even have any geh frnd

I wee just be jumping from one woman to another like orkukor

u know how many kpekus worldwide got wet because of his performance last night??


if I know, u know

And that will cause the end of your career.
Unlike you, Ronaldo is a very wise young man!

Stupid thread!
Waste of front page!

gypsey:
Dubai my butt! Dubai is a shithole, A country were one can not even drink beer freely or chat an Arabic woman up let alone fuvk them or Smoke ganja without been beheaded.

Try Maimi, Los Angeles, California, Amsterdam, Tokyo paris or Switzerland then you can Talk. These countries i enter with no Qualms..

Baba chill na

Rokia2:
I hope he’s not eating poo in Dubai as well.

Smh!

Tamarapetty:
That girl wey no gree for am last year go dey regret now

Na so the girl wey no gree for me too go regret

Ejimagift:
We will reclaim our mandate in court. Oyo state is APC.

How?

BlueAir:
maybe

I look forward to listening to your experience when you finally fly!
Stay safe bro!

BlueAir:
I'm not joking. I'll have to think thoroughly before any air travel from now. Including consulting my pastor sef

The luxury and the comfort inside the plane won't even let you remember your fears anymore.
Your fear might just be take off, but once you're on air trust me bro, you'll forget all your worries.

factwriter:
All am trying to make you realise is that such statement (about not cancelling any orders) was too FLAT.

You don't make such blatant declaration at times like this. You don't portray yourself as CALLOUS or SELFISH.

As management or business owners they (AirPeace)should have been more tactical in their utterances.

Being a Nigerian company their utterances (over the incidence) should Connotes their concern for Nigeria's safety than their loyalty to a sale deal.

In other words, am telling you it's the same old Nigerian greed syndrome ... money above safety and other interests.

comprehend?

Yes, I understand you.
I felt they should have even kept shut instead of the statement they made.

factwriter:
Tell that to the Americans, Australians, Omans , Chinese and the rest countries who feels it's better to be safe than sorry.

Don't you get it?
These countries already have this fleets, so they ground it, and btw America is still flying the 737max8.
But Airpeace haven't even received it and they were due to by 2021.
If you don't understand, then i don't know what to say.

I'm more of a messi fan but i think Ronaldo is one of the most underrated players, please permit me to use that word.
The way he rises up to ocassion when it matters, and the passion he puts into it is second to none.
It's unfair not to mention him among the greats!

factwriter:
Less than 72 hours since the unfortunate incident yet an AIR PEACE is already declaring they have no plan to ditch their (fleet) order of this particular model of aircraft which over half a dozen nation has already banned in their airspace (as a precaution).

Who owns PEACE AIR

Airpeace haven't received the fleets yet, and by the way this planes were meant to be delivered to Airpeace by 2021, so if there's anything wrong with this set of planes, it would have been rectified before then.
Why are you scared of what's not even in use?

BlueAir:
see question.

As for me air flight is no longer fun after this news. Na to dey buy ABC bus tickets to wherever I want to go. If money drops for overseas travel. I no dey go I swear

Lol, I'm sure you're joking.
People fly everyday and it's still the safest means, we just need to ask God for protection.

This your statement made me remember my first flight to Dublin, i was scared to the teeth even inside the plane, lol, i had to hide my fears from my family
But now I've flown like three times, and it's just normal to me.

This thread should just turn to: O jewa ke eng-Bad incident edition.
My Twitter people can relate

Vicvalentine:
Wow, that is a miracle. Thanks to God almighty


Same here but my mom gave up to ghost after a serious illness, suffered from kidney disease for so many years.

Me and my sibling went to visit her and on the next day on that faithful midnight my bro received a call and hissed, I knew immediately that it was over.

My mom really suffered and didn’t get to reap the fruit of her labor.

I'm so sorry about that bro, and i pray God keep on comforting you, and bless you beyond your doubts.
To be very honest i don't think I'll be here if mom had gone, i would have become a shadow of what she wants me to be.

Fear God at the end killed me
But that guy no try at all.

My mom has been sick for months, my dad was outside the country and we were with my aunt.
She called me that morning and said she's feeling weak, she went into the bathroom, said she's feeling dry and i should pour water on her which i was doing, till my aunt came in and we took her to hospital again.
We stayed in the hospital till around 3am in my aunt's car, when a nurse came to call my aunt, i knew something was wrong, so i followed.
Long story short, my mom had already gave up and she was to be taken to the mortuary, i could here my aunt shouting "Rara, ko le ku".
There i wanted God to take my life for hers, i thought about all the things i wanna do for her, next thing a nurse came and said my mom had miraculously woken up.
I know God preserved her life for a reason.

Now I'm a medical student in Europe, and all i wanna do is fulfil all the promises i made that I'll do for her.

lexy2014:
U are giving me d impression that u read. I will not dispute that. That's a characteristic of being literate. But pls don't mistake literacy 4 education. If ur level of literacy & reading was improving u, it would have impacted ur level of civility which u have shown is still at rock bottom.

If u had stopped at ur first question "How wrong?", I would have taken u seriously. But when u now begin 2 use foul language 2 address me even when I didn't insult u, it clearly shows that u really need 2 grow up not just physically, but mentally & emotionally. Since u pride urself as a reader, I will suggest u spend time reading literature on d subject of EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE. it will help u 2no how 2 express urself without condescending 2d level of mediocrity. Cheers

Lol, intellectually i think you're very low!
I was talking about the fact that "Africans" don't read.
You weren't intelligent enough to know that the "You", was for Africans!.

lexy2014:
D white man is wrong

How wrong?
Do you read?
You just come here and spew trash!

mezarddinny:
go and get pregnant even if it is not from banky, your clock is ticking, be there doing good woman, don't go and collect fertile rod from wizkid

Guy this your comment no make sense at all!
Why na?

id911:
Pilot a Jew

Co-Pilot a Muslim

And so?

hagjay:
He might have been arrested by the police on trumped up charged and jailed
That guy fit de prison ooo
Anything is possible in Nigeria

I swear, i know a story of a guy that went missing for like three years.
You fit beleive say police carry am comot for lagos go east without even letting him contact his family.

Deckline:
No... This is a film. It can't be real!

Angel Gabriel jor,wa se ise owo re.
Blow the trumpet.

And who told you Angel gabriel will blow the trumpet?

martolux:
Reading is not ur habit

That's why a white man said if you want to hide something from an African put it in a book.

I'm jobless killed me

ZinolyOnlineHeIp:
we don't know whether it is one future pocohantas or useless pole stripper that you gave birth to and you are here disturbing our peace about naming

Guy fear God o!
Which kind comment be this?