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generally speaking, human are nice to the dead, knowing that whatever they do for them is for the last

meanwhile I've been to a funeral in a village called umugo in ngwa, abia state, where a pastor was singing praises of the dead on the funeral day.
everybody were murmuring because the deceased was a known evil man who allegedly died of implications in swearing on an oracle



it got to a point a certain man stood up and snatched the mic from the pastor when he couldn't bear it any more because the deceased was sleeping with his wife and threatened to kill him if he did pim

he collected the mic and told everybody how the dead man was an evil man, the crowd was cheering him up

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have been having some doubts about my children which I stated in my earlier post but I couldn't summon the courage to do it.

My wife kept giving me reasons to suspect her so I had to man up and take the test secretly. I took the test and samples were submitted few days ago but the doctor said it will take 7 to 10 working days for the results to come back.

Ever since I took the test, I haven't been myself. Am so restless and anxiety is killing me while I keep praying the results comes out favourable as I know it could mark the end of my marriage if there is a bastard among the children.

Men in the house: Can you share your experiences conducting DNA on your children and what was the out come. My hear beat is so loud right no. This is the moment of truth. So help me God.

Update:
While I was at the DNA clinic waiting for my samples to be taken. I saw a couple who came for a different type of DNA test. The lady is two months pregnant while the guy wants to know if the pregnancy is his before assuming responsibility of the baby.

He was charged a million naira for the test and was told to come back for results in two weeks time. I wish I knew this was possible as it would save me from what am currently passing through. Aside the cost implication, I will advise every man to take their pregnant partner for test before assuming responsibility for any pregnancy. I just learnt something new!

Note:
I will update this thread once the result comes in the next few days. I hope I'll be a happy man afterwards.

how do I know when you update us because am interested in this issue, there's one mongering in our family now, if it happens and turn negative, it'll be disastrous because the child in question is already in jss1

please mention me in your new update

Zzor:
Na wa ooo,why didn't he check well before marrying her,most men are very careless with selection of a life partner now see the result

so you can check well and know who will not kill you tomorrow?

is that how you reason?

MoIbrahim:
Victor Ikpeba and many others were very good and they individually won many different awards. But I asked about one individual winning ALL winables?

winning all the winables is not a trophy or title

I just cleared you that someone can be 36 and win trophy, not just Ronaldo

am even surprised that some people still buy news paper to read

MoIbrahim:
The also won all the winables?

yes, Victor ikpeba was over 36 when he became African best

MoIbrahim:
See dem!
Are you not shocked that the man is waxing so strong at 36?

is 36 old? all those Nigerian footballers that did well, mostly shine around 40

chatinent:
Let me run my analysis:


1. If this story is untrue, why was the wife uplifted to a higher position in the same ministry where she was accused of having extramarital affairs with the overseer?



2. “Acts inimical to the body of Chrst” is a pastorpreneur jargon. What did he do!

Could it be that he was expelled when he knew his wife was used?


3. I have had a personal ordeal with this Suleman I wouldn't want to broadcast..however, ladies and gentlemen, I believe James’ story.



Suleman and women:

you didn't just make any sense, my uncle employed her wife in a company he's a manager to, today she's been promoted to a regional manager, meaning that she oversees 6 companies including her husband's own, she's now his boss

who told you a wife can't be promoted higher than the husband

does the DNA needs the woman's presence? somebody please clear me

is he not burna Boy's father? based on the caption of this post

HopeUzodinma:
what if the man is actually saying the truth?

he's not saying any truth, I've gotten a deeper information on the case

the man was one of the people that built the church to its level and suleiman wasn't giving him all that credit, rather he promoted people to Canada, London, USA and the rest

that's the man annoyance, so all these things you are seeing is just to claim back what he feels that is he's

LMS1:
No Doubt Savage Don Try Sha,
With The Likes Of Chidimma, Waje, Omawunmi, Yemi Alade, Etc She Still Remain Most Recognised Female Nigerian Artist Of Recent Times Courtesy Of Her Two Big god
Jazzy And Starboy

please where's that chidimma?

am sure this type of money is not in the nollywood

I was one of those people that said Nnamdi kanu is wrong by saying this is jubrin, but truthfully, this man doesn't behave like buhari

OK, let's acknowledge the fact that our generation don't know him well, go and ask your dad who knew the president called Muhammad buhari in mid 80s if this one is the same person, he'll surely tell you he's not

the vocal buhari we used to know, the action buhari, disciplinarian and a no-nonsense man suddenly turn to a "utara ede"

its time to go back to Nnamdi kanu's theory for a second look

Cultism is no longer a school thing, it's now in the street

African China is getting old o, the sweet small boy that year
nice house

Sunday igboho is doing a good job so I support it

dangotesmummy:
I know more than you



Habits lead to character


As per breasts and ass those are genetics.an entirely different issue

so you haven't seen a 4 year old girl that is tomboy, where did she learn the character

Oga, people are born as tomboys, they didn't choose it, they found themselves that way and many don't like it

end this argument, this is something you don't know anything about

dangotesmummy:
God didn't create any female with male idiosyncrasies and characteristics similarly God didn't create any man with feminine like make up.these were man made habits that became a pattern and life choices

God made everything beautiful ,man distorted it

are you for real?

so you haven't seen kids who look like and behave like an opposite sex, so haven't you seen girls with a peanut breast, flat ass, walk like men even when they don't like it

"tomboy" is not a habit, habit can't make a woman look like a man

Mokason288:
This wasn’t achieved in Nigeria
Stop deceiving people
Don’t be Deceived

i didn't see where the poster said its in Nigeria

dangotesmummy:
No

I think it's an environmental factor that influenced their foundational years.e.g growing up around boys where all your siblings were boys and subconsciously you started copying them unknowingly

That's why you will see some girls looking masculine possibly because when they were in their teen or adolescent years they used to follow their elder brothers to the gym and when he was developing muscles, doing body building,you too did same not understanding that male and female physiology aren't the same

Hence over the years because of the environmental influences you begin to see them walking like men, talking like men and will always be wearing male like jeans trousers n be pulling up non existent penis

Some even have male Voices

There was a girl like that when I was in school.i didn't quickly notice she was a girl.i used to think she was a boy because you really have to physically move close to her before you can notice her breasts because her chest looks so masculine.she had no ass either.totally flat like a man's own

Muscles all over her hands and she will be wearing male trousers and still be sagging and wearing facecap backwards.she had dreadlocks to

Those days I used to wonder if she ever had a boyfriend who foks her because even touching her body is not any different touching a man's body but anyway men are Kuku unpredictable.if they can be fuckin underaged Children,they can Fok a tomboy

all these you mentioned can't make anyone a "tomboy" going to gym, wearing men's clothes and the rest

tomboys are born that way

please, this "root" does it have a remake?
because the one I watch is very recent and the guy is still a small boy

the problem I have with this woman is that she doesn't manage her page and fame well (she's not yet famous though) her sensible tweet usually ends up as a rant

she's just an attention seeker who's relevancy is dying

Nitah1:
My brother, my ex is married with a kid and am also married, if you see our chat ehn you go faint.... She even told me she dnt love the husband and the guy no d satisfy her in bed that she's just managing him.

Abeg make i stop there.

Lol

this is serious, well, it happens alot, ex is a dangerous man to any married woman's life, anytime they strike, it enters

I pity the girls who have been crushing on him with hopes of something serious

internationalman:
Who did Messi use for ritual??


Which pastor prayed and annointed him.


How long has he been paying tithes..


Which church does he attend on Sunday morning instead of training..

did Messi come out to tell you that he doesn't do any of these things?

the Pic didn't explain much

internationalman:
I must do background check before proposing. I don't mind if she isn't a virgin but her ex mustn't live in close proximity to her..

I pity who's gonna be in love with my ex

Lol

this ex issue is just too hard to break, I don't know why

providencia:
Well, its a good thing as long as the video remain classified and never get to the public. If this was in hotel room of that serial killer from ph, he would have been caught before killing other victims. Aside the killing some people go to hotel to steal. Some steal common towel

OK, so they should keep it to themselves and be watching people's unclothedness in the name of security

according to the news, many soldiers were lost, why is he the only one on the news, was he the captain?

rest on brave soldier

Spiff20:
Charlie you lie. Duncan hasn't been mainstream of recent but timaya is that's why. In the days of his first and sophomore album where he even featured some ghanaian acts and sang Akwaaba the streets of Ghana were rocking. Everyone is entitled to their opinion sha. But for him to say he should not be compared to rubbish he's the rubbish. How dare he label another act who is arguably bigger "rubbish" or he wants us to come for him with our Port Harcourt shots of Omah Lay and Burna Boy.

if it's not of recent then when are we talking biko nu? 200 years back?

Oga we are talking now, even the days of his whatever album, Timaya has been bigger than Duncan, Timaya popular pass Duncan even in Duncan's home town