₦airaland Forum

This thread nah war. See finishing. And you say Nigeria will be fine with the set of useless youth fighting against each tribe. Thunder please, where are thou

Village people at work

See upper cut? I know say this guy go give APC hat trick. APC one fayose three. This guy get bad mouth ooo

This country self?

GidiRide:
I’m 10 years older than her.

She’s an Nd holder but still want to get her Bachelor degree. We met in my eglise, she liked me and we started talking.

In few days we were already close, and it felt like we met in months ago.

She really loves me, She’s has shown traits of a good girl, well behaved, intelligent and loving. She’s from a good home, her siblings look forward to seeing me on Sunday.

As I’m typing she’s on WhatsApp call with me eulogizing ourselves with our sweet names.

I really do like her a lot, infact I love her truly but but I’m scared.

Pls note that I’m also a great guy, an entrepreneur, a dog lover, a. CEO etc but I’m SCARED.

I don’t want to jeopardize this relationship and sometimes I feel she’s smaller looking at the age gap.

What do you guys think?

You aren't mature. Kids with pampers everywhere. Must you bring this to nairaland? The mod that moved this shit to FP should be shot on the head.

Rubber stamp fat pig senator

ybalogs:
What if he didn't actually forge his certificates. The name on my primary school certificate is slightly different from my other certificates too. Doesn't mean I forged nah

Siddon there make pant they wear you. Don't go and swear affidavit until that small issue start to hurt you 2moro

splendour7:
My Governor please mbu road is still bad! we need ur urgent intervention! its good to no that the coming isi uzo chairman under PDP is from mbu hopefully he build that road,i'm really ashamed of my self any time i travel or by pass mbu road..we also need urgen rural developments in mbu as well..OEPHIUS thanx alot for giving us updates,please also plead to our darling governor to include ndi mbu in his budgets!

You never chi chom chin

Biafrareform:
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I believed we all have past. Even myself have got a past. Same as you .

I believe everyone deserves a chance . A willing heart ready to change though.

And I also believed no one is perfect . The only bad girl out there is the one you have discovered her past .
There are many who we see as good , but undiscovered bad side .

If its so, why bring it here. Enjoy your wh*ore girlfriend and stop bothering us

Ogegeodey:
I know they are cool together, but I don't understand why she z still referred to as girl friend.

Oyibo and their free life. If it were in Naija, the girl will be disturbing "come and see my parents biko"

You just said my mind? I am tired of Nigeria girlfriend. Just two months to a relationship, you wil hear come and see my parents. Like say, nah marriage I come do for this world

amaham:
Pls madam, you can save up with your husband and go for invitro fertilisation with sex selection. Instead of doing this trial and error technique. Look for a good fertility clinic to discuss with.

After 5 children ,and you still want her to do in vitro fertilization? You are worst than the husband. You're the real devil here

freecocoahubby:
This is absolutely ridiculous!

People still care about the gender of a baby in this day and age? This is why Nigeria will never progress - full of backward apes with silly mindsets

Just remember, Bobrisky is also a "male child"

Guy, why you dey vex

ibekwe97:
Pls us be serious for once, some one need our help and we are here joking with it. Plz tell her to look for pile native medicine.

Your grammar suck

omakay:
These are basic samples of most gas cookers found in Nigerian homes.

Choose which of them you use and let's continue our discuss.

I use the 2nd one

Mstick:
Nairaland alfa mails your food is ready it contains the usual
1) he gives his wife money
2) she denies him sex
3) she doesn’t work

Come and abuse OP’s wife, he has already laid her on a golden table for you guys.

You need a brain transplant asap.someone is talking about is predicament and you are here saying rubbish. Why una no get sense for nairaland like this?

Abia is a cursed state with cursed leaders.Abia should be part of sambisa forest.or better still be given to Fulani herdsmen for grazing

Ass licker

I know, then go done you some people do sacrifice for this security outfits. And I am sure they we be strengthening this jazz with human sacrifice every year.

apache4:
Senile Dead Rat Meat Seller

This guy don suffer for una hand

nairapark:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nscdc-discovers-indian-hemp-farm-in-anambra-school/amp/

These guys should leave us to smoke weed in peace.Its only weed that can help some of us in this shit hoe.Allow us to smoke weed because our inspiration comes from there.I am new in Ile -Ife osun state. Can anyone link me to where I can get quality weed to puff.

Kpilo101:
Congratulations sire. You are role model to us. Cheers

I just they vex for you now

Wickedfacts:
God doesn't vote, humans vote.
The fact that you are traitors from the lineage of Judas Iscariot doesn't mean others condone betrayal like you

You noise makers keep bleating like goats, Edo voters are keeping quiet and waiting for time to teach that traitor called Obaseki a lesson. He would be treated like Judas Iscariot your ancestor.

You are so bitter. You exudes and oozes hatred, You keep burning your bile. Take water to relax.

Abalado:
I don't understand this story, can someone explain to me please?

must everything be spelt to you in ABC? You have to develop your brain power

Enemyofdarkness:
I opened a mini shop lately and I employed one fine girl there as a sales girl. Based on my observation, she has every quality a girl should have.

And most importantly, she took my business as hers, running around, doing all sort things. Everytime I visit that shop and its surroundings, I always met it tidied up.

Yesterday I overheard her asking my friend if I have a girlfriend but my friend said no.

My issue is, if I should date her, won't she start disrespecting me and acting shenanigan?

Guy, Toto go latter kill you there

kizzionline:
It was gathered from one Mr. Chinonso Chibuogwu who narrated the story that he received a call from a friend identified as Michael Amajuoyi (who happens to be the victim on the photos) who lives at Nnaze, Owerri in Imo State.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=565448304054695&id=100017685900033

Sorry to say, Nairaland mods are something else, this story has been on circulation for more than 3days now and its just hitting fp just now. The mods are not doing their job well.

A very big lesson to all. That guy is real destiny destroyer. Know who you dey waka with.

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-scientists-discover-conoravirus-vaccine-get-n36m.html

Idiot, how much is the salary of a senator? That you will give 36mil

Oh lord! Let it happen. Wipe them all

Stalwert:
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Under Jonathan churches were perpetually bombed, under PMB zero church have been bombed, zero Police head quarters have been bombed, zero UN building bombed, 60% of Chibok girls recovered, zero territory is held by Jonathan's siblings,..

Yet you claim you prefer a Nigeria where chufhds are bombed? You are obviously not alright, check yourself.

So, we should be counting scores? Right. I wonder how some of you sleep at night. If you say these rubbish outside, you might be lynch

Tonyfx:
I fear who nor fear women.

I can stay with the devil, eat with the devil but, when it comes to women I fear dem

McCoy662:
Good morning Nlanders, I have this very issue bothering me. I have been in a relationship with this girl for about 3 years now. I love her so much, and she loved me until of recent when she told me that she's no longer interested in the relationship. She told me the stern truth that she was seeing someone else.

It's not like I don't take care of her, because I have given her almost everything she requested from me. I bought 90% of her clothes myself as she can't even buy for herself if I give her the money. I pay her bills too.

Just about 2 months ago, the said guy called me and told me that his gf (my gf) said I'm her ex, and they are now together. This guy is not that rich, he's just on average income scale, he's not super handsome and the worst is that, this girl calls and comes to my house for sex anytime she feels like. But that's all, we are not friends like before, we don't go out together, she don't even oblige my requests anytime I ask her for anything. She doesn't even visit on a regular except for sex.

Right now, I'm fed up; I'm tired of being in this love triangle, though I love her so much.
My guys advised me to beat her up and warn her never to come close to my house again, but I just can't. Though I feel used as a sex object, but I just can't say no to this girl's request.

I don't just know, am I being stupid?? Is there a Best way to handle this in a more diplomatic way?? I really love this girl.

Different canes for different folks. Nah this kind thing I like pass

setobaba:
Far from it..... "Life is a stage" is an example of metaphor


What you wrote there should be hyperbole..... Not a literature student anyway

I think you are right. Hyperbole is all about exaggerating.