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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Kemi Adeosun's Forgery Worse Than Pantami’s Comments On Terrorists by laughingscorpion: 11:25pm On Apr 23, 2021
Nukilia:
All these APC leaders in government should be removed immediately and placed on close surveillance till sanity is restored back to the country!

#Terrorists
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Nukilia:
All these APC leaders in government should be removed immediately and placed on close surveillance till sanity is restored back to the country!

#Terrorists

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Career / Re: Why Do Nigerian Youths Think That Computer + Internet Connection = Yahoo Yahoo? by laughingscorpion: 8:12pm On Apr 22, 2021
studentofTruth:


Is Linda Ikeji is a Yahoo girl?

Sorry bro, you need to get used to the realities of the 21st century. Google Upwork, Peopleperhour, Freelancer.com, or even Fiverr and see a lot of Nigerians making a killing for themselves. Wake up and give your life a new lease — opportunities abound!

please teach me. I really need to learn
Sports / Re: Nigeria Super Eagles Arrive In Benin For 2021 AFCON Qualifier (Photos, Video) by laughingscorpion: 9:02pm On Mar 26, 2021
Enoch07:
see them forming big boys, until Benin republic go humble them.

Nigeria go loose . I bet my hungry dog.
Business / Re: When Femi Otedola Was The Largest Owner Of Oil Tankers In Africa (Throwback Pix) by laughingscorpion: 9:01pm On Mar 26, 2021
Jerryherd:
Same circle of friends. . Otedola, Dangote, Gbajabiamila, Jim ovia

By God's Grace I will join them in achieving too.
Celebrities / Re: Chioma And Davido's Cousin, Clarks Adeleke, Hang Out With Her Friend, Nayome by laughingscorpion: 9:45pm On Mar 07, 2021
yanabasee1:
She's almost naked for an outing.......


She used to be decently pretty.... But not anymore.
The arrival of picken is the beginning of falling bweast. But her packaging ain't bad Sha

Celebrities / Re: Chioma And Davido's Cousin, Clarks Adeleke, Hang Out With Her Friend, Nayome by laughingscorpion: 9:44pm On Mar 07, 2021
yanabasee1:
She's almost naked for an outing.......


She used to be decently pretty.... But not anymore.
The arrival of picken is the beginning of falling bweast. But her packaging ain't bad Sha

Celebrities / Re: Chioma And Davido's Cousin, Clarks Adeleke, Hang Out With Her Friend, Nayome by laughingscorpion: 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2021
yanabasee1:
She's almost naked for an outing.......


She used to be decently pretty.... But not anymore.
The arrival of picken is the beginning of falling bweast. But her packaging ain't bad Sha

Politics / Re: Buhari Is No Longer With Us - Dino Melaye by laughingscorpion: 10:40pm On Mar 05, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Abeg shut up...you were among the numerous mugus who brought the evil to us

Dino shut the Bleep up!
You follow bring the hardship upon your generation.
Remember that what a man owns can disappear in just a second.

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Politics / Re: No fly-Zone: Zamfara State House Of Assembly Rejects FG's Declaration by laughingscorpion: 10:29pm On Mar 05, 2021
capitalzero:


And Mr pointer of lagos, wicked of river and supreme court governor of imo would allow FG to unleash soldiers on harmless people. Shame on political leaders of southern extraction. Northerners love themselves. Southerners ard foolish.
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capitalzero:


And Mr pointer of lagos, wicked of river and supreme court governor of imo would allow FG to unleash soldiers on harmless people. Shame on political leaders of southern extraction. Northerners love themselves. Southerners ard foolish.

I support this motion with one bottle of Henikien and I plate of inkwobi
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Welcomes Elderly Woman Who Declared Love For Him To His House (Video) by laughingscorpion: 10:23pm On Mar 05, 2021
Ever8090:
I am sure mama is not aware of what he is...she be like "my daughter thank you ooo" not knowing that the thing has 3 legs...
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Ever8090:
I am sure mama is not aware of what he is...she be like "my daughter thank you ooo" not knowing that the thing has 3 legs...

Health / Re: Now That COVID-19 Vaccination Has Begun In Nigeria, Would You Get Vaccinated? by laughingscorpion: 10:19pm On Mar 05, 2021
tongue
I will take on one condition!
Which is unless the federal government and state government work my roads and pay me all my benefits as a nigerian . my dear that covik 1-9 vassine them go keep am in there millions and billions for there family and unborn children all. To vassinate no be by force.
Sports / Re: Michael Essien’s Gay Rights Comment Sparks Outrage On Social Media by laughingscorpion: 9:23pm On Mar 03, 2021
Charmingrascal:
How can a man see fine ladies with soft asses and nice boobs that are everywhere and decide to be fucking his fellow man with strong yansh.
Very disgusting thing to do

Gays are really mad people, I say it unapologetically.
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Charmingrascal:
How can a man see fine ladies with soft asses and nice boobs that are everywhere and decide to be fucking his fellow man with strong yansh.
Very disgusting thing to do

Gays are really mad people, I say it unapologetically.

Chinese refer them now as people with mental disorder
Health / Re: COVID-19: FG Asks Nigerians To Register And Schedule A Date To Get Vaccinated by laughingscorpion: 7:47am On Mar 02, 2021
oluwasegun007:
If na to register for better thing now them go share am amongst themselves...

Carry it to aso rock...

Atleast na una dey get the virus...

You need to vaccinate yourself to protect me..
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oluwasegun007:
If na to register for better thing now them go share am amongst themselves...

Carry it to aso rock...

Atleast na una dey get the virus...

You need to vaccinate yourself to protect me..

They should share the vassination slots to there families and friends and don't forget your thugs too.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Notice Strange Marks On My Body When I Wake Up by laughingscorpion: 7:40pm On Mar 01, 2021
post=99498438]Scratches on your face, hands, or body when you wake up are usually caused by scratching yourself while asleep. You may have a skin condition that's causing intense itchiness at night, or you may have dermatographia which causes even very light scratches to produce red marks.
And when insects like mosquitoes bite you while sleeping, you will most def scratch the area.

And this is not peculiar to you alone, trust us!

Btw,
Take note : There is nothing spiritual about this.
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Scratches on your face, hands, or body when you wake up are usually caused by scratching yourself while asleep. You may have a skin condition that's causing intense itchiness at night, or you may have dermatographia which causes even very light scratches to produce red marks.
And when insects like mosquitoes bite you while sleeping, you will most def scratch the area.

And this is not peculiar to you alone, trust us!

Btw,
Take note : There is nothing spiritual about this.

This scratch resemble Karachika finger.

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Politics / Re: Afenifere: Withdrawal Of Foodstuffs From South By North, A Blessing In Disguise by laughingscorpion: 7:35pm On Mar 01, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
If you are hoping on importation to fill the gap, remember that we run the borders, we can close Seme again plus other southern land borders.

We can handpick the foods to be imported from the ports because we are in charge of that sea access too. We can ban chicken and fish imports, alongside tomato and onions imports.

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Kaduna1stson:
If you are hoping on importation to fill the gap, remember that we run the borders, we can close Seme again plus other southern land borders.

We can handpick the foods to be imported from the ports because we are in charge of that sea access too. We can ban chicken and fish imports, alongside tomato and onions imports.


Why not ban oxygen?

Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's First Day As WTO Director-General (Pictures) by laughingscorpion: 6:16pm On Mar 01, 2021
Kriss216:
Y'all will agree with me that...









Igbo Amaka!
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Kriss216:
Y'all will agree with me that...









Igbo Amaka!

A Big shout out to all our Real Mama's
God Bless us all.
#IGBOAMAKA

Politics / Re: Petrol To Sell For N230 Per Litre In March –marketers by laughingscorpion: 6:07pm On Mar 01, 2021
JidennaJason:
..... And this is how General Buhari, the specialist in failure and his gang of Efulefu's in the APC choose to welcome Nigerians to a new month.

Just yesterday, I saw a comment by one notorious Buhari Media Cow (BMC) saying that Baba lifeless has the interest of the country at heart, I wanted to reply him, but I remember that I have already layed some curse on people like him who deliberately voted the daura drunkard.

A litre being sold at N230 is not just a wicked act, but also a demonic display of hatred for the common man.


Like I always pray, May it never end well for anyone who deliberately enthroned the disaster called Buhari.
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JidennaJason:
..... And this is how General Buhari, the specialist in failure and his gang of Efulefu's in the APC choose to welcome Nigerians to a new month.

Just yesterday, I saw a comment by one notorious Buhari Media Cow (BMC) saying that Baba lifeless has the interest of the country at heart, I wanted to reply him, but I remember that I have already layed some curse on people like him who deliberately voted the daura drunkard.

A litre being sold at N230 is not just a wicked act, but also a demonic display of hatred for the common man.


Like I always pray, May it never end well for anyone who deliberately enthroned the disaster called Buhari.

Next level Jare .
Hehehehe una never chi chom chin
as for me am going back to my village to plant cassava cuz soon e go bisle cuz abiong or alarm go ring for command man head.
I have a dream that in Nigeria common man go call 711 emergency number Abulance go lap within 20mins.
I have a dream that akwa ibom man will be a president soon.
just give me few seconds let me diggest my spiderman soup(Okoro and obgono soup )
as for fuel hmmmmmm ...... na to press cheat for granted 9JA CITY make Electric car lap. but why I dey feel like say naija man go still carry rechargable light and power bank inside the car............Abeg make person call Idris for me. Poor man dey suffer.

Science/Technology / Re: Pictures Of Mars Released By NASA by laughingscorpion: 9:54am On Feb 27, 2021
saaron:
Bunch of CGI pictures. They're all fake. No man made object can land on the moon talkmore of mars. The earth is an enclosed system. Nothing comes in, nothing goes out. Yes Nasa's claimed Apollo moon landing NEVER happened! It was staged.
Stars like mars are embeded outwards on the glass ceiling covering the entire earth.

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To those quoting me, you're free to believe what Nasa want you to believe. I know what I know.
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saaron:
Bunch of CGI pictures. They're all fake. No man made object can land on the moon talkmore of mars. The earth is an enclosed system. Nothing comes in, nothing goes out. Yes Nasa's claimed Apollo moon landing NEVER happened! It was staged.
Stars like mars are embeded outwards on the glass ceiling covering the entire earth.

Modified
To those quoting me, you're free to believe what Nasa want you to believe. I know what I know.

Oga even sambisa forest you never reach. just close ur mouth. this is not morning mass. what is fake here or your president is fake which one?
Health / Re: Can A Man With One Testicle Impregnate A Woman? by laughingscorpion: 7:35am On Feb 24, 2021
have no fear. married and expecting a baby soon wit one ball. contact me

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