₦airaland Forum

CheedyJ:
As long as I’m your superior, I go still send you food G-wagon or not & if you like bring Ferrari come d next day e go only make d errands faster ..

Na im be say you never jam. For me to bring the gwagon na to show you say I get money wella pass you and I dey find sth else in the company and I ain't interested in the job with you.

If you still send me again like say I be ur errand boy, with my money I go bribe the other senior higher than you to rubbish you well. You are just a senior and not the business owner. Even if you be d owner I go still rubbish you if I mean it.

Some of these so called seniors in office are very annoying and trouble lookers especially the ladies

pepperdemzombie:
See them, hypocrites!

Nairaland una no go kill me oòooo. So Charlieboy is now a gay?

Age: He should be nothing below 27 and above.[/quote]Madam I'm not understanding fa

Ntchewww. That useless mtn wey no get head again. The mofos don fall finish yet na dem always dey do useless shakara. I'm busy noticing more falls of mtn orchestrated by the fools themselves.

Make una wey dey use mtn continue to suffer the consequences. For me, I love my Airtel. Airtel or nothing.

Warrgidanairala:
My friend told me that men with very big penis don't experience very strong erection because of the size and that you can hardly tell if a very big penis is erect as it remains the way it is when flaccid and the only noticeable change is the little increase in diameter, my friend also said they are mostly prone to erectile dysfunction compared to the small and average ones,my friend added that men with very big penis are actually very tall but they don't have very long lifespan compared to short men with small and average penis,my friend further asked if I usually see very tall old men compared to short old men we have around.Men with big organs,is my friend right?

Nigeria get problems. Wahala for hu no get small gbola

Education doesn't matter at all to this jihadist gov't. It is not even an item in their concern. God punish luggard, his entire generations born and unborn, and the entire so called british (criminals and bastards) empire and as well as that satanic witch and prostitute they called their queen.

CheedyJ:
If you like talk from now till eternity, they will still be having s**...

You see, this shows that Nigerians don't read at all. They spend too much time discussing and talking sex all the time


Bia nwaa go and read ur English textbooks

Oppypoppy:
Eyah sorry dem don show u pepper sha!

Eyaaaaa dem no reach

askino:
wait ooh do you mean that side no dey google map? Na Uber i want carry go there Ooh

My broda no bother e no dey map. Just tell the bride to come carry you 4rm junction

Crunchyg2:
I love your high profile. getting to know you is not a bad idea by the way, don't you think so?

Na so Nairaland love dey take start. Very soon dem go invite us come marriage inside one bush wey no dey Google map

phemy36:
Kai Yoruba guy don do this one shege

I'm a guy. Wetin concern me with Yoruba fellow guy?
I did my nysc in Yoruba land. I'm just commenting my observations about Yoruba guys. e just be like say dem swear give oduduwa prick say him no go seetdown one place the thing just dey follow him entire generation

Oppypoppy:
Bad girl... Is it possible to love 2 people at the same time. Love sha?

Yes just as it's possible for Yoruba demons to love 12 girls and 5 guys at the same time. I have seen them in action.

Fiscus105:
New form of girls are being breeding everyday

Now, one girl will fall in love with two guys at a time, not like this in the past, then, immediately a girl falls in love with a guy, her love for other guys will wither naturally

More reason promiscuity is at peak now.

Oga tell dat to ur male folks who sleep around with 10 ladies at same time like dogs even when they re married especially the Yoruba demons very ugly but yet think they are fine.
You male chauvinistic folks don't want ur ladies to cheat but you want to cheat as much as you want. These ladies are humans as well and not ur property.

lkillbrokehoes:
I dated two akwa ibom girls in Abuja back then, they were good, have a nice skin and body and they were both nymph, but one thing I observe was that they were jealous, the first one I dated was so obsessed with me and clingy, and I find that too embarrassing, she once told me told me that if I she ever see me with any woman she's going to do something bad, I don't know how I excaped that relationship but I thank God for my life, the second one wasn't that clingy though and too obsessed like the first one, we both met at Nmandi Azikiwe airport and started discussing, we were both heading to the same place(Lagos precisely) and luckily we sat close to each other, so that's how everything started from meeting her at the airport to becoming lovers

she have a huge sense of humour, intelligent and well versed about everything, Lolz I was shocked she knows some things i didn't, I always thought Naija girls were not into current affairs and things happening all over the world, she proved me wrong. perhaps. maybe she isn't like some girls or the girls have dated before her because they weren't that sound when it comes to current affairs and lotsa things happening all over the world, within 3 hours we have known each other so well, the next day she came to my place, we went to the cinemas and some exotic places,


that same day we had a great sex, damn! she was so good in bed like kilode, her sexual prowess was next to none, goddamn! I don't want to type epistle not really a fan of that, but she was so good and better than the first, the only reason why we separated was because she wasn't trustworthy, she had a boyfriend she was having sex with and she was still having sex with me too; before we dated she told me she was single but few months into the relationship I noticed that she was always chatting with someone, any time she's around and I take her phone she quickly grab it from me telling me that I should respect her privacy...


so one day like that when she got to the bathroom to take her bath, something was telling me she was seeing someone else or perhaps, she have a sugar daddy, I quickly took her phone from the corner she was charging it and went straight to her whatsapp messages, what I found my people was unbelievable, she was chatting with this good looking guy and I presume it's her boyfriend that lives in lagos, she sent videos of her naked self and pictures to him and I was so dumbfounded, when she came out of the bathroom I confronted her and she started crying and begging me, to think with all I did for her she was still cheating on me, she later told me the truth that, he's her boyfriend and they have been together for 3 years but when we met she fell in love with me, can you see how confused and evil some girls are? that day we broke our 5 month old relationship, she told me she was going to break up with her boyfriend but still my heart was shattered, I told her to leave my house immediately before I do something drastic, so that was how it ended. it was actually one of my best relationship back then which I never thought it won't last that long.

In the first relationship the girl was clingy and you hated it. In the 2nd relationship you were the one clingy and I hate you for it.

kilonshele101:
I believe those in the military are mostly southern Christians

You are actually right my brother

Very soon this jihadist federal government will transfer or retire the army commander that did this. This one really know how to beat their leaking of secrets and ambushes. If it pains them too much, they might even assassinate him like they did to Miss Arotile.

Lol. But at least he's not a gay like ur righteous Obama

Bigggloadofcum:


These creatures again. Always causing problems.

How would someone go to church with one thing in mind. (Confuse pastor)

I pity the pastor cuz the battle that took place in his boxers would've been greater than any principality and power.

Fear these creatures o. If u love your life.

She get luck. If na my pastor for Enugu, he go use her do preaching for that day

These fulanis are bastards oòooo. There's already an ancient traditional government/stool for the entire idoma people ever located in that otukpo known as the ochi'doma of idomaland. These fulanis want to sack that throne and install their own institution by fire by force in another man's land.
See people the fulanis and their offensive federal government won't stop these nonsense until they fulanize Nigeria. High time everyone in this country throw away their tribalism, religious sentiments and the likes and come together to fight our common enemy called the fulanis and their offensive federal government and their fulani government army. The earlier we do it, the better for us before we sleep and allow these bastards conquer our lands and enslave us, our children and our unborn generation lest our children and unborn won't forgive us.
After we defeat them, if we still attache importance in our religious and ethnic differences, then we can still return back to it. But for now, let's unite, arm ourselves, defend our lands and drive the fulanis criminals away from Nigeria.

#eliminate the cancer called fulanis.

Why did I read this na? Now I have developed malaria and pounding headache.

Lol d person no lie oòooo. You look like roasted goat. Ewu Gambia to be precise. Lubish attencion seeker.

Kingsuave:
20k ontop pussy, OP shey when you dey drill her you discover oil ni?

MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage

I don die

Haba op. This is easy na. Meet the girl and talk sense into her head. Both of you are adults na. If indeed you did sth like that, it's ur business and doesn't concern others.
If I were you, that's when I will actually engage in a relationship with the girl and make it obvious that she's my girl so that those gossipers will kukuma hang themselves.