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Jokes EtcRe: The White Man Can Walk But The Black Man Can’t(picture) by Lawly: 9:30am On Jun 26, 2023
EMMARNUEL:
I have seen red, blue and green siqns like that. So what to you have to say abt that?
Those are the aliens that came to conquer america 😲
PoliticsRe: See How Much I'm About To Buy Dollar What Did We Do To Apc by Lawly: 11:49am On Jun 22, 2023
Fighter2029:
Hahahah,and their online warriors has been busy writing and posting there imaginary naira gain over dollar,one day,Apc shall become a history that many will not want to remember.
Amen my brother. All I see them doing by creating more hardships for the masses and improving only their own personal pockets by 114%, is that they are trying quickly to recover back all the monies they spent in stealing another man's mandate
CrimeRe: Two Yoruba Boys That Speak Igbo Fluently Arrested In Enugu For Gay Activities by Lawly: 7:00am On Jun 22, 2023
1nice:
Trash!!
Nonsense writeup!!

Anyone caught committing the crime of Homosexuality and lesbianism in Nigeria will be arrested and persecuted, no matter who they may be: when any Nigeria Politicians or celebrities is caught in the act of gay and lesbians then such a person will be punished; no Nigerians is above the Nigeria law that banned gays and lesbians practices in Nigeria.

Some Nigeria celebrities have been arrested by the Nigeria police for saying they are gay or Lesbians and some Nigerians on many occasions have called for the arrest of Bobrisky and their cohorts who thinks they are above the Nigeria constitution that banned gays and lesbians practices in Nigeria.

You must be suffering from mental sickness if you are trying to defend the Criminality of Homosexuality and lesbianism in Nigeria which the Nigeria constitution forbids: male to male sexual act is abomination and female to female sexual act is abomination; concerns Nigerians will continue to join the Nigeria security agencies to fight the Menaces of homosexuals and Lesbians in Nigeria.

Nonsense!!
Just dey play mumu. Your senators that were kissing their fellow men in public and bashing them in his office, who has ever arrested them? Atiku that was once caught in the act, who has arrested him? MC oluomo that constantly gives off the vibe who had arrested him? Even the Bob risky you mentioned, who has ever arrested him even when he released a video of a man smooshing and kissing him? Your government appointees that engage openly in it, who has ever arrested them? The male police officers that rape the young boys brought to them off committing the act, who has ever arrested them? Just carry nonsense put for head while useless politicians make this country more useless everyday. Na hunger and useless life go remind you later to focus and spend energy on wetin affect you and your generations
PhonesRe: Pls How Can I Stop Unknown Abokis From Calling My Number by Lawly: 9:00pm On Jun 21, 2023
Abeg do sth before dem catch you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Effect: School Fees For A Federal University Now 200k Plus by Lawly: 8:14pm On Jun 21, 2023
Na wa ooooo. Why is it that it's only negative news that comes out from Nigeria all the time? What atrocities did we commit against APC? God punish all APC politicians and all their bastard supporters. All what we suffer in this country, they and all their generations shall suffer worst amen.

School I attended and paid 10k as school fees, 6 years down the line, it's now 200k. GOD please stop keeping quiet. We the innocent masses didn't commit any crime in being born in the useless entity called Nigeria 😭
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Naval Staff: Gambo Refuses To Hand Over To Ikechukwu Ogalla - Gazette by Lawly: 8:02pm On Jun 21, 2023
Vinnie2000:
because Obasanjo retired Generals in 1999 after he became President.

Tinubu is doing Follow Follow and forcefully retiring Service chiefs. sad 🤦

What makes him think the New Guys are better? huh

Incompetent, Overrated Man. 😒
I'm not a tinibu fan. I'm strictly an obidient. But I support tinibu on this one. Is it bcs the person taking over is an igbo man? You useless people should grow some conscience for once in this country
EducationRe: New Tuition Fees For Bayero University Causes Stair On Twitter by Lawly: 7:56pm On Jun 21, 2023
mrdharkchild:
Tinubu is working for the poor.
Nigerians are the cause of their suffering.
Exactly my brother especially the useless tribal and religious goats. They feel they are doing only me.
RomanceRe: If You Can,pick One Or Two Hausa Boys From The Streets Do It. by Lawly: 6:44pm On Jun 20, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Really.

Let their billionaires pick them.

They control power.

Why should I pick them.

I have people in my village even family members wey I never pick na stranger wey go learn jihad. One day his brothers will tell him I stole him from Islam. Then they teach him to kill me.
Exactly my brother
PoliticsRe: Mega Mansion And Estate Video:Emefiele Mansion Vs Oshiomhole Mansion by Lawly: 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2023
CJStarz:
Kai,guy you wicked fa😅 but shaa,anyhow monkey worwor, im mama still like am
🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Mega Mansion And Estate Video:Emefiele Mansion Vs Oshiomhole Mansion by Lawly: 11:08am On Jun 18, 2023
CJStarz:
Abeg,Oshiomhole beautiful wife don born pikin?
She gave birth to a baboon called Oshio junior. Oshiolomole bad blood strong pass her own 🤣🤣🤣
EducationRe: Mention One Lecturer You Can Never Forget by Lawly: 9:54pm On Jun 17, 2023
Truthsoldier:
Happy weekend Nlanders

Uni days could be so exciting and we all had memories about those days,today I just remembered one of my lecturers from my department,Mr Udenigwe USSR...
You may wonder why USSR, the man claims to be a Marxist, he wrote a book and said that his book should not be sold in capitalist countries (funny man,lol),the way his whiskers look like that of Chaplin and his penetrative eyes eh,you dare not cough in his class, his cynical smile,his mischievous tone and his not getting along with other lecturers is on another planet,his wrong pronunciation of "dialectical materialism' and 'sovereignty' can send you laughing out your ribs but you dare not.
His dressing is on another world..off sense

How about you?
happy weekend
My best lecturer was Professor Richard Idubor of faculty of law, University of Benin (UniBen). He's always doing the right things and strictly adhering to it but also knows how to exercise the fatherly love and assistance to his students and he loves all his students alike and doesn't favor any set of his students above the others.

But my worst lecturer is Dr onuoha (or thereabout. I can't remember her name clearly). She teaches equity and trust at 400level. That woman has very offensive character and is a perfect definition of malevolent witch. Very stupid woman.
RomanceRe: Sleep with this pretty lady and risk sticking inside her for the next 3 day! by Lawly: 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2023
Who read the entire thing? Please help summarize for a concerned brother
HealthRe: Man And His Pregnant Wife Found Dead In Their Abuja Home (Photos) by Lawly: 9:29pm On Jun 17, 2023
FILEBE:
Do you have to get tribal with this?
There's nothing tribal here. Because I mentioned Yoruba, all the Yorubas here started mentioning me and pouring their hates on me. But pour your venom from now till tomorrow, it won't make me lie or bend the truth. I have also bashed my own tribe where their faults exist. But you Yorubas are negative and always want to mob others into pretending about your negative sides. But when it comes to other tribes especially the igbos, you take so much pleasure in putting them in negative lights but don't want same to be done about you even when the person is saying the truth and has nothing to gain whether he lies or says the truth over the issue. Make una just dey play 🙄.

NO EFULEFU OLILA SHOULD QUOTE ME AGAIN 😡
HealthRe: Man And His Pregnant Wife Found Dead In Their Abuja Home (Photos) by Lawly: 9:23pm On Jun 17, 2023
OneCandleAway:
What area in abuja was this.
Also are you sure she is yoruba? Other tribes also sell akara.
It happened in Lugbe and ofcourse she's Yoruba
HealthRe: Man And His Pregnant Wife Found Dead In Their Abuja Home (Photos) by Lawly: 9:20pm On Jun 17, 2023
Badgers14:
Not just Abuja..

Anywhere one find themselves... they should be very careful


Situational awareness goes a long way
I very much agree with you. It's even more common with my people when drinking with them
HealthRe: Man And His Pregnant Wife Found Dead In Their Abuja Home (Photos) by Lawly: 12:06pm On Jun 12, 2023
Food poisoning is becoming a serious silent issue in Abuja. That's how one Yoruba woman poisoned me with her akara. I told her to tie akara #200 for me that I would return back to collect it as I wanted to buy something else. I returned back to collect it. I went home to eat the akara and the akara was having a mischievous taste. I couldn't finish eating the akara I started vomiting and threw the remaining ones away. I was critically ill for almost a week. But God intervened and I recovered. She and the other Yorubas on the street that knew what she did were scared when they saw me back on my feet healthy.

When in Abuja, be careful of tribalistic neighbors, jealous neighbors and haters, and be careful where you eat your food. People are too wicked these days. Morality and conscience keeps falling everyday in this country.
Car TalkRe: New Chinese Traffic Light In Abuja To Be Avoided By All Means. by Lawly: 11:54am On Jun 12, 2023
Rubby1:
Good Evening all. Thank God is Sunday, I was with a top FRSC officer yesterday, who told me that the new Chinese traffic lights in the FCT (Abuja) are not just to direct traffic but a means of generating IGR for the Government, any time you go against the traffic lights, it will record your PLATE NUMBER and it will show in their database and a fine will be attached, so when you are ready to renew your license or papers it will show your accumulated fine and if you are not ready to pay at that time your car will be impounded and start Demurrage from that day, pls let us respect the new Chinese traffic lights and know the type of people we give our cars to and advise everyone too.
If that will remove all those useless parasitic extortion machines called VIO, agberos and police from all the roads in Abuja, it's a welcome development. THOSE IDIOTS SHOULD LEAVE THE ROADS FOR ONLY ROAD SAFETY OFFICERS.
RomanceRe: How Do I Make A Man Know I Love Him Without Saying It? by Lawly: 11:42am On Jun 12, 2023
Albertone:
Look, there's nothing like you looking cheap if you make the first move.
If he makes the first move and you play around for 3 years before giving in to his requests, it won't stop you from looking cheap later on.

Looking cheap is the way you carry yourself around a man, not by you not making moves to him.

Also, many of you are only scared of rejection that you dish out to men daily.
Aptly said. I like this.
RomanceRe: How Do I Make A Man Know I Love Him Without Saying It? by Lawly: 11:40am On Jun 12, 2023
Skiborobo:
What? That should be his job not yours. Know your place as a woman
Lolz. It's not bad if a woman tells a man she loves him. She's a human being with blood running through her veins. She's not a plastic 😕
PoliticsRe: Say No To Homophobia! Say Yes To Sexual Freedom! by Lawly: 11:12am On Jun 12, 2023
KingOfIsoko1:
So na this I.diort be Arrewa handle,

We roast fa.ggots in Africa
I'm not in support of ltgbq (whatever) being ligitimized in Nigeria. But with the killers of Deborah Samuel, the killers of the Yoruba deeper life preacher woman killed in Abuja for preaching the gospel, etc still roaming around the streets, the stealing of Peter Obi's mandate by tinibu and all the Yorubas supporting it cus he's their brother, all the extreme injustice and killings going on in this country and financed and supported by that criminal entity called britain to malign and forever subjugate and undermine the people in whose lands oil is found just so that britain keeps stealing for eternity, don't you think it will be hypocritical if you support all these evils and make homosexual our problem.

I have never had any oita of hope in the evil fraud called Nigeria. I can't even count the numbers of Igbo people that fought Peter Obi and rigged the elections against him out of sheer envies. Nnamdi Kanu is in custody today bcs same Igbos his brothers sold him out to an initially uninterested federal government. Same igbos betrayed ojukwu and sold sensitive informations to britain and didn't care if all their kinsmen were slaughtered cus the only thing that matters to an average Igbo man is himself only above all his kinsmen.

NIGERIA AND ALL THE IDIOTS THAT MAKE IT UP CAN EXPLODE THEMSELVES TO SMITHERING FOR ALL I CARE. It's useless hoping the country will get better with all the fools that make it up always playing into the greedy hands of britain.
PoliticsRe: Dear Yorubas I Want To Know Why You Do This Always? by Lawly: 4:28am On Jun 11, 2023
Yorubas are the most useless tribe in the entire world. Now Tinibu has removed the subsidy Jonathan removed and they are all supporting him cus he's their tribe man. But when Jonathan did it, tinibu sponsored protests against Jonathan and all the Yorubanzas supported it and even carried coffin to the streets wishing him dead.
Car TalkRe: A Man Should Not Be Caught Driving These Cars by Lawly: 9:21pm On Jun 08, 2023
Berrityga:
Which car your papa dey drive??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: This Kaduna Presidential Election Results Will Shock You by Lawly: 11:04am On Jun 08, 2023
sapele914:
Source on Nairaland? Mumu Obidients Indeed.

In all honesty, only misconstrued minded people politically, gave that Judas Peter Gringory Obi any chance of winning.

Even his only Labor party state chairmen, told him outright, that he was wasting his time.
You no expose gold to pigs. Retarded idiots like you are the sole reason why Nigeria still remain perpetually backwards.
Please remain blind oooooo. It's useless to trade words with someone that is incapable of generating any sense in him. Please remain blind but don't quote me again if you don't want thunder to fire you at midnight 😡
But I apologize to you if it's your phone that is blind hence you can't see. But next time you want to comment, please go and buy a living phone even if you have to sell your entire family. Fool at 70 🙄
PoliticsRe: This Kaduna Presidential Election Results Will Shock You by Lawly: 10:50am On Jun 08, 2023
Goalnaldo:
where is the source. Even though i support obi, we are a modern society and should work with facts.
The source is staring you at your face but you chose to be blind and lead your fellow blinds people. Nonsense Yoruba APC Efulefu claiming to be obidient 🙄

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