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Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
TinTin18:

Lax75, you no go blame me na, I dey appreciate God's work, if you sef put up pic, I go still appreciate na, abi??

It's all good. Make you give my bros props. Na correct guy. Me, I did have my pic up earlier for a couple of mins but then took it down. I'm shy as a dove you know. grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 9:04pm On Oct 18, 2011
Prince,

You won't be disappointed bros. All promises. And they are not ur usual hole in the wall african joint. Make sure you order their Lamb dibi and red jollof. Also order their ginger drink. All will cost you $15 max, and the quantity, kai! Off the chain bros.

Ask for Filli or Simeon.
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 9:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
debosky:

See my bro Lax hooking up with a Canadian beauty. . . .maybe I need to check this zone out. cool

Jenny? I will punish you in the bedroom. tongue

Bro Debo,

Na u teach me na. I read your book. grin

See as TinTin just dey eye you like candy. E no easy to be fyne boi ooo.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2011
BABE!:

lol,  Seen. You ain't looking bad.  smiley

You must really think I starve myself.  grin I don't. I eat like a fattie.



Babe! E se ooo.

Na lie jor. Whatever you put on your plate is not enough to feed a mouse! In fact, this na war! We must hijack you and watch you finish 2 plates of ewa ganyi, rice, and chicken thighs!  angry
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 8:33pm On Oct 18, 2011
Awww, bless. Ok just sent u an email.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 8:27pm On Oct 18, 2011
You my dear will be fed ewa ganyi and rice, in addition to chicken thighs.  grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 8:21pm On Oct 18, 2011
EEyyaa, I blush oo. Thanks honey-bonn. But you know, you can't disappear on me again oo. Whats your email addy? Make we talk about this McCleans ad we are destined to do. grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2011
Moi is on the right.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 8:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
BABE!:

Una don turn this place to MaMa Put na. grin



(Grabs Babe and takes her to Mama Put's buffet table! Eyeing ewa ganyi and rice on her behalf tongue)
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 7:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
naijasexy:

lol, !! Thanks hun! but I dont need human insulation. My comforters and blankets take good care of me in that aspect. kiss I am sure your picture is worth it. Just post it already. tongue

Ok Ok . Geez. Here goes. angry

You don't need human insulation, but you can lend a brotha some nau. Those thighs. Kai! grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 7:47pm On Oct 18, 2011
Note to all the ladies:

Goat meat is the key to a Yoruba man's heart. When you cook for him, be sure to line up all the board members: eran gidi, ponmo, shaki, round about, brokoto, u name it. He will then shout, "all board members present?" After verifying tht all board members are present on his plate, his heart and wallet will be yours.

Believe this gospel! grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Oh stop it. Never met a Yoruba man who cannot cook Egusi.

lo ko. Mo serious.

angry tongue

you should teach me nau. so that my stock can go up small  hee hee
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 7:31pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Nayah,

So you love egusi. I'ts normally a Yoruba tradition.
Lax75 will cook it for you grin

Ahhh! Prime Time!

O fe ki omolomo ku danu? Smh.

Ok oooo.

I don't know how to cook egusi. But I got some dishes that are off the chain. I make a mean jollof, fried rice and I got this off the chain chicken dish that always makes the mujeres take "they" panties off.

Hey, I can't help it if I'm the prince of wine-n-dine. :-)
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 7:24pm On Oct 18, 2011
naijasexy:

Thanks for the complement. I am not in Toronto oo. It would have probably been better if I was. I am in New Brunswick. Dead end of Canada and usually colder than other parts. It is nice out today though. It is 15 degrees, Not too bad for a New Brunswickan Autumn.
We should do the commercial together. lol. Though I have not seen your pic before.

hmm, poor thing. let me know if you need some human insulation on those cold nights. the prince of wine-n-dine might be able to arrange something for you. ;d

will see if i can locate a "pishure." but in the meantime maybe u should ask sister nayah if she thinks my picture is worth you judging. she's seen it once when i had the guts to put it up for a second.

@ sister nayah, what say u?
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2011
Sister Nayah,

Can you cook that dish in the picture you posted? I wouldn't mind the recipe if you don't mind sharing.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 7:02pm On Oct 18, 2011
Princek12:

Where in Atlanta is the Senegalese joint? I won't mind going there to try it. I frequent Atlanta.
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 7:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
^^^^^

Hon, my skillz go beyond the talking. They don't call me the prince of wine-n-dine for nothing. wink
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2011
Sister Nayah,

Naijasexy's fault. She took down my favorite picture so I am grilling her. grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by Lax75(m): 6:54pm On Oct 18, 2011
Sister Nayah,

That dish looks sexy.
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 6:50pm On Oct 18, 2011
naijasexy:

hahaha! you are hilarious. I got tired of the picture and just wanted something different. How are you doing though? I hope everything is going fine?

Fine gal no wrinkles!

I dey oo. How Canado? Na Toronto you dey? Hope it's not too cold up there sha. I know those thighs will keep you warm. grin

Nice new pic though, very nice smile. Me and you should do McCleans advert together because dem talk say me too I get million dollar smile grin grin grin

Na so so dollar you go just dey see as I open up my mouth smile. grin grin grin grin$$$$$$$$
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 6:24pm On Oct 18, 2011
naijasexy:


I'll pretend like I did not see your comment.

Sagamite, you can add me on yim

Thanks. smiley

Naijaselgzy,

Long time. I don't like how you took down that picture with your thighs. They don't sell such babysoft thighs at KFC angry
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 4:09am On Oct 18, 2011
BABE!:

Errrmmm--- Yes.


Tell'em!
You're so nice. Very sweet infact. smiley

Aww, bless you babe. You and your vivrant self kiss

Uncle Lax is blushing. And you know us chocolate brothers don't blush much smiley
Romance / Re: Why Flowers Dont Work In Nigerian Relationships by Lax75(m): 1:36am On Oct 18, 2011
Lefu-Swag!

The manz!

U forget to add brazilian weave to that list grin
Romance / Re: Candyness Vs Ogugua88 Vs Rokiatu Vs Hotie Tima Vs Dyt Vs Babe Vs Chi Baby - Vote by Lax75(m): 11:53pm On Oct 17, 2011
martyns303:

Dude u seem to be her PPRO, PA or sumtin remind me to direct all comments thru your office.

Will do grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 11:34pm On Oct 17, 2011
Nayah, if I come to france will you frenssshhhhh kiss me? grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 11:34pm On Oct 17, 2011
BABE!:

Thank you.

I love the "Omo Nna" vibe. Omo Yoruba ni mi. I'm just a wannabe.  grin

lol.  Yh, I'm in my teens; 19, to be precised.  

Awww, bless. Ndi ofe nmannu. lol.

19 huh? Lil' cutie pie. You are cool with Uncle Lax, jare.

I beg, no one should give babe a hard time ooo. Or else!!  angry
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by Lax75(m): 10:24pm On Oct 17, 2011
BABE!:

Ogini na? Kini mo se to warrant ke ma le mi kaakiri pele ounje?   sad

Hope you understand yoruba o.lol

Haba, omoge,

Dada ni mo gbo e. Emi ro pe omo nna ni e. All good. Ma da mi loun, mo like spirit e ati sense of humor to ni. You are cool with me any day jor.

But for real ooo, are you like in your teens? You look like you are 13 ooo.  tongue

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