Candyness:

Emofine sound like the same B!tch called Natasha. If y'all so hot, put up your pictures. y,all B!tches are invited to kiss my a*** twice and am sure you would like it

Never thought I'd live to see the day when MAN[/b]ginas would actually have the audacity to compete with the real deal ([b]organic women, i.e. ).

CandyLESS, your type plenty for Thailand. Seems like there are a bunch of castrated dudes in this NL that are letting this [b]MAN[/b]gina's head swell instead of keeping it real. @ss kissing Eunuchs.

Bloody unbelievable!

Cuddlemii:

You are not worth my space, time & utterances. Its obvious you are someone's second handle on here. People with multiple usernames should learn how to draw the line & do it perfectly well. I would do a better job at imitating characters. No babe would talk like this. It a guy using a girls pix to disturb the peace of Nlanders.

You took the words right out of my thoughts! Maybe this person wants to be a chick so bad. Na wa for identity crisis. Either that or its a she who is a taco bell-eating, bell-shaped, sex-deprived and educationally-deficient b@#tch in heels.

;d

Cuddlemii:

U sef quit carrying that sewing machine on your head all over town. Upgrade to a boutique, I promise you ladies that use deodrant, douche, feminine wipes, spray & always regular pad. Its a huge upgrade from chewing stick.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LWKMD!!!!!

BABE!:

lol. Osondi Owendi.

S'all good hon. He has good taste

Sisi babe!

Ndigbo man for that matter?  

Jesus wept!  

Ndigbo wey like meat so. O ga oo

BABE!:

lol. No. African. A Nigerian man like you.

Iro ni jor. Na oyinbo wey get naija passport

BABE!:

You guys are mean!

My husband likes me the way I am.

Na oyinbo man u marry?

2buff:

See now, you've done it. The beautiful girl is now crying. 

You know it's hard for some peeps to put on weight. She has probably tried to.

. . . .

Even though she no gree chop that KFC I bought her some days back 


Please don't make this lovely woman cry again.
Babe I'll kiss your tears off. don't cry anymore. 

Fashion hint though my love, skinny jeans aren't for you.

Bros,

I beg make she keep d skinny jeans. Imagine what Arabian baggies would look like on her.  

Heeeyyaaa babe mi, ok wa fun Uncle L ni hug.

Biko. We all appreciate and luf u. In fact! Make no burger try our babe ooo. I mean that in a literal way  

Babe!!!

Sisi mi. This your new picture odikwa nice. But babe, haba, your thighs can't be smaller than my arms. It is not a good look. Uncle Lax dey kneel down in beggarment, biko. EAT rice, beans, fried chicken, yam, corned beef. I beg. Abi make Uncle Lax come cook for you?

Make una beg my aburo I beg. 2 buff, send her some KFC. The original please wey get all d dripping oils. I beg.

See as mujeres just dey bounce from one side of the court to the other for dis thread. Na wa oooo.

;d

Princek12:

toba, you are a pretty girl. where do you live?

Hahahaha! Bros, Toba na guy oo. I fell for this trick too.

Anyways, I second what HE said in his response.

Were u able to make it out to Oasis? I will post a pic of their jollof rice and lamb dibi make you see.

toba:

who dey call the name of my babe chillaz?

Na Don-D, the thief of Baghdad. You better find somewhere to hide your Chillaz ooo. I dey here dey battle Don-D for my own sef. 

;d

debosky:

I was. . . .a couple of years ago, but I keep wanting to go back. Was supposed to be there for a wedding last weekend but it was too short notice.

Bros Lax ma so mi l'oruko oh. . . .I no be any Don-D abeg.

When did that pic become your fav sef? It's not your favourite it's mine.

(Draws his sword and un-guards in anticipation for a duel with Don-D).

Omo! I will fight for those thighs!

Let's go!!

^^^

Naijaselgzee,

It was so cold last night. Geez, where were those thighs when a brotha needed them?

And why are you showing my favorite picture to Don-D?? huh?

naijasexy:

Not exactly. To me, every guy has an equal chance of bleeping a female. It depends on who is available. If he is the only one available when my intimate urge begins to bother me, then I would give him and that is because I want to. But if he comes up to me thinking that because he had me once, and also thinks he did an awesome job that I would let him have me another time he is kidding himself. I would slap rejection at his face.

Also: If he is as equally available as another guy when the urge stings, chances are that I might favor the other guy over him, even if the other guy has never bleeped me.

Bottom line is that Okafor's law does not hold for all. If it did--- I reserve my comment!!

Naijaselgzee,

All thse guys you have been with have one common problem . . . .

They are not me!

Once you go Lax, you don't relax baby.

Why don't you just bring your sexy self over here and park that sexy behind of urs next to Uncle L. We can talk about the sun, moon, wind and other elements we will make as we shiggy-shack from the break of dawn, to the early morn.

Hmm, Sissy Babe,

I have noted all this. Na wa for this okafor's law. Anyways, me I wouldn't even know abourrit. I b vir.g.in.

(grabs naijasexy and goes to hide her from Don-D by pushing her into his closet)

BABE!:

Demystify ke? He's mystifying the "faux-law".

"Okafor's- so-called-law" is a simple concept; it shouldn't be hard to understand.

Check out what he/she typed:

smh

Babe!,

You were missing in action at mama put yesterday? Why are you dodging Uncle L and your daily dose of red beans and rice

A never-ending episode. Usually between Yoruba and Igbo. You would think these are the only 2 ethnic groups in Naija if you were a foreigner trying to learn more about Naija through NL.

Bloody unbelievable!

debosky:

Lax I go sue you for defamation of character. . . . .all those attributes apply only to Lax75, 2buff and Jaybee.

And I go sue u if you thief my baby mama

Ole boi!

@NaijaSelgzee,

Na wa ooo. You see why I tell every man to lock up their babes when Don-D shows up?

It's ok hon. Make you admire him picture. Just be sure to come back to Uncle L sha

TinTin18:

Thanks Lax! Who's Don-D? Is that the same person as Mr Faka Fuku?

Thanks Corky, atleast you didn't say in a ghanian way (no offeince). Anyhow sha, I still like you

Debosky,

Aka Don-D,

Original Don Juan,

Alias Duke of Dating,

Alias Form of Fashion,

Alias Lord of Ladies,

Alias Ruler of Romance,

His Modus Operandi : You must supply a full length photo, for he needs to make sure all board members are present (front, back, sides, thighs etc. ALL board members).

Once all board members are present, he will then fully accept your application and seduce you by filling you with sweet nothins through your earlo. You will immediately begin to "offlate" your panties in the name of the lord even w/out knowing it. Amen 

@ TinTin

Cool pic. Chocolate and sporting shades. Nice. Be careful around Don-D ooo, original Don Juan. You will just take off ur panties and u won't even realize it's happening. Haha!

We hail!

debosky:

Fighting Boko Haram in the desert I'm afraid!

Replace my name with Lax75 - he's the player not me.

Na wa. Make u take cover from Boko-H ooo. All good bros.

Lax is no playa. It doesn't even exist in my DNA.  

Nayah:

The King, from you I'm glad you say I'm average, you could have been said I'm ugly, so for that thank you

Note to the PEOPLE:

Anyone that says Sister Nayah is average or below has lost his/her compass.

Sister Nayah oozes sexiness from her pores, she emboddies beauty, she exudes intelligence and sprinkles humility on top of all the previously mentioned.

And this is word to your forefather's butler!  

debosky:

I dey kampe.

Your stock is topping the charts already bro. . . .that book is out of date, na the Lax75 manual dey reign now.

Let me know when you change it. . . .I definitely don't want to miss it!

Bros.

It's cool to be modest. We hail jare.

All the Mujeres dey march like "soldja" to "Don-D's" backyard dey fight for him milkshake  

Go on so on, jare. Make we just take notes. Haha.

Na yankee u dey? Or Jands?

debosky:

@ Nayah I like to admire beyond just the face. . . .an individual's beauty is defined by their entire body not just the face.


If you don't  move closer then I will. . . .me sef wan admire Cream chick like you.

Bros-D,

Ba wo? I just dey read your book oo. I dey take notes from the Don Juan himself make me too boost my stock.  

Sup Sir,