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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9437269#msg9437269 date=1319813967]That one na your problem. I'm not ready to ignore you though.

Next time you want to feed us stories, just remember that there are people like me on here ,that don't have a life outside Nairaland, and that are ready to scrutinize your story for authenticity.

[/quote]Get 'em babe!

My babe is fire oo. In fact, I suggest your next photoshoot should be in a gestapo's outfit

Don't buy it. If you do, you do it at your own risk. Ford stands for:

[b]F[/b]ix
[b]O[/b]r
[b]R[/b]epair
[b]D[/b]aily

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]I wont forget you Lax!. . .[/size][/color]

Anytime Kid-Almighty

Was thinking they would have a contestant from each state.

Can't really say which I WOULD prefer, but the best ogas I've had so far have been female. However, I would always prefer for my boss to be older and married.

Hope that wasn't mountain of fire you went to. Make dem no go call holy ghost fire to burn your own nyash finish.

^^^^

For God. I heard Ekiti women perform wonders in the science of freakology

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399300#msg9399300 date=1319338182]^^ Anytime. LOL.
I'll help with the writing, any Yoruba around you can help with the pronunciation.

So Lax75, you ready to teach me freaky Yoruba words?


Where is Awe?[/quote]I don't know any Yoruba freakology. I was even goin to ask you to teach me

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399317#msg9399317 date=1319338795]Put the money and right clothes on them, they look better than most Nigerian men. I doubt they're from my village tho, since I'm not from Ifedorun.[/quote]Ahn Ahn, Prime Time!

Kilode nau. Ko ma da oo. That na serious bomb you just drop.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399216#msg9399216 date=1319336029]Oh is that right?[/quote]Word to God, hon

Heya Babe Mi.

Ko sun dada. Rest your fine head.

Hugz from Uncle L.

seedord247:
Ok . . kosi iya we re.

Tu a le fun Oga Ti ko Ya  We ' re to wa ni Yaba

Ko si wahala Bros,

Se dada le wa sha?

seedord247:
UnCle SafeJo.

Ema Se Gan fun Iroyin agbaye te mu wa fun wa.

You better pour your mind down publicly let us know your potential aims towards her. This aunty Uncle and Aburo of a thing you are both ranting here means

something. Boda mi ni before you know he don turn to another thing.

Oga, ki lo fa gbogbo panti?

Aburo mi ni Babe. Emi o like bi e se n' dis aburo mi. Ma je ki ija bere ooo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399177#msg9399177 date=1319335204]Why not nau. Shey I be kidnapper ni?

You're overly egotistical huh? Shey o ro pe o fine to beyen ni?[/quote]Ahn Ahn. Ki se be. But its just that when a lady invites the prince of wine-n-dine over you never want to let him leave. Historically speaking. Haha!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399154#msg9399154 date=1319334751]Nooo prob, I am more than happy to help
Can also teach you how to mix Yoruba nad English to make it sound sexy.

LOL freaky words like what?

Teach me and I'll teach her.

eyah, pele. Shebi I told you to come over for ice cream.[/quote]Ahh, Auntie. Me I no sabi freaky words in Yoruba. I be V-gin like that

If I come over for Ice Cream u go let me go so?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787644.msg9399155#msg9399155 date=1319334761]lol. Chei. You no try.

Yes o Uncle L, blame the internet, particularly Nairaland. It's a free forum; too free. If Seun starts collecting $1 per word from each poster, you'll see changes. People will start posting more sensible posts.

But for now, Talk is cheap. [/quote]And he actually talks about lost hair. I guess he's one of those that prefers black women not to wear their hair natural. Inferiority complex is the child of colonialism and slavery sha.

Aburo mi, you look hot I beg. On fire even. Ma da loun.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=787644.msg9399130#msg9399130 date=1319334223]No I don't understand

I start Monday - He is emailing me my lesson plan tomorrow and we start on Monday.  I need to be able to know what is going on around me in Lagos when I arrive.

That is great!  thank you for offering yourself to me - yes I need your help - please post simple Yoruba to me - I am very much interested.

Are you a man or a woman?[/quote]Sister Shy,

Be sure to have him teach you all the dirty freaky words tooo. Or Auntie I.I. can teach you that so you can use it to blow his mind. Haha!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399027#msg9399027 date=1319332116]aha this is an example of stereotype threat huh?
Mii le disgrace ile baba ati iya mi nau. akada n lo dede, ti e siko?
Mo rin irin Israeli leni sha lol.[/quote]Heya,

Eku ise oooo. Mo trust yin. Over here, ko si much oo. A n' ti jeje. Boring weekend.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787644.msg9399102#msg9399102 date=1319333641]LOL.

Lets free Seedord abeg. He's on his lane. 

What's the meaning of your signature by the way? I'm curious.[/quote]It means in simple terms, "i no send you."

You see this gateman wey dey call your Uncle Baba Ijesha?

Bobo tin wa ija mi ni ale yi. Hmmm. Ok.

The internet is a leveler and free for everyone. Even olodes (hunters).

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787644.msg9399057#msg9399057 date=1319332784]Biko, stop calling me "Aunty". I'm pretty sure you're older than me.

Your sandals? Have you seen any 'Moses and the Israelites' movie? If you haven't, go and see one. Make sure you focus your vision of Moses' shoes. [/quote]Babe Mi.

He needs the Staff to go along with those sandals and the robe oo. Gba be!

^^^^

Lol. Se akada tin lo dada? Se "A's" le tin fun wa? Se mo pe awon omo ekiti mo iwe ooo. Ki e ma disgrace awon omo ekiti ooo.

Prime Time.

O to ijo meta ooo. Se dada le wa? A ti miss yin

^^^^
@Ninja.

Its ok. Just pray for him. He needs it. Trust me.

Naijaselgzee

Hmm, I wonder if that ur baby daddy dey wear "hear" ring. Hmmmm, me wonders. hee hee

Awwww,

Babe mi.

I like this ur new picture ooo. So cute. Fyne gal no wrinkles  

@ Poster. Nothing wrong with asking, however it all depends on the "askee." What I'm saying is the askee would be the one to determine if this is an offensive request or not. I guess there's only one way to find out  

@ Sapele_Don.

Roger that! Will do. Kai. Savanah ooo. Tybee Island and River Street. Memories. Ol' boy, that crazy filipino woman dey rude soteeee.

Baba Oriki!!!

Baba d Baba!!! We hail thee from here oo.

@ JeSoul

Wow! LMAO!!!! Very good narrative, and engaging! You should be a writer I tell you.

Sister Ogugua,

Kedu? Long time oo. I dey feel this your pic. E no easy to fyne ooo.