^^^^

Dytsy,

This is false. You need to get out more. Do you think red paint like the one you got on your head would look good on me?

I mean it. I showed my boy your pic when he was asking about honies in Naij. If you see him, you will leave that fetus head you are claiming is your man. Is he broke like you too? It's not selgzy to be with a broke man, you know. Ko da rara

Dytsy,

Do you like fine boyz?

Dytsy,

Ki lo de na? Why you dey spark like xmas banger? A couple of my boys here were even asking how the honies are in Naija and I showed one your pic. I dey try hook you up with fine boy wey dey push Porsche Cayman and the other one of my boys na model for hollywood.

Hisssss!

Dytsy,

Ba wo? Se o ti taja tan? Se o ti lo ri woli re?

Damilola Adegbite isn't bad. Though she wears weave, which I don't care for, she'll still get it. Tiwa Savage too.

pendo89:

smh.This dude sef,wetin be this now? why dey say am based in lekki? comot make me see road

Pendo lovelight,

Please don't mind him. The mother of the chosen one doesn't even need any make up.

@ OP

Bet you most of these broads would marry this dude and have kids with him if he had Otedola's kinda money.

Bloody unbelievable!

Goldieluks:


You know am dead right!

Interesting "sub-topic." I suggest Oriki open up a new thread on this and create a poll. What say you?

pendo89:

@ dyt and lax

Pendo heartbeat.

I don't mess around on the mother of the chosen one.

And that's word to your forefather's grand dad, baby!

Dyt:

shouts
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

Awww Dytsy,

Sorry to disappoint you. In case you haven't noticed, I don't spend $$$ on broke broads. Ko selgzy rara  

Plus I'm reserving my $$$$ for the mother of the chosen one. She knows who she is  

pendo89:

^^ It pains me everytime somebody takes advantage of another persons kindness.It makes one think that everybody is like that esp if you loved them so much and trust them to that level. You sound so honest and deeply hurt cz u loved the girl.
Its just bad and evil. So you learnt your lesson now tread careful and find somebody who can share your trust and love.This kind of greed and manipulation rears its head in marriage and I always say prevention is better than cure.
All will be well.

what the hague is selgz. Well names are in plenty.How about lapendo Woli Junior75

Pendo Lovelight,

Lapendo sounds good. Please leave out the woli. its not selgzy  

And please let Dyt know that all my $$$$$ and more is only for the mother of the chosen one  

Dyt:

well nt bad an idea if u send me enuf moni 2 do my passport,visa n buy my tickets plus u ll give me lyk $5k 4 pocket moni

Dytsy,

Are you broke?  

Dyt:

i m so sure u know i dont v a job n cant afford a trip down dere
well i i love coloured hair so much

Dytsy,

You have a job na. You be hustla-Diva

Sebi you dey ojuelegba side? Ti o ba wa si Cali, mo le mu e lo ri awon J-lo and co. Wan mo mi. Emi ni gufnor ibi bayi

Dyt:

cm grt u 4 wetin?
u b prime minister?
sha buy tickets frm me

Dytsy,

Did you use spray can on your hair? That color wey dey your hair dey interesting . Come to Cali na. We fit go hang out for Rodeo drive wey all the celebrities dey. You will blend in with your red hair

pendo89:

You know I really have nothing more to say. You have the answer with you.
wish you luck

Pendo heartbeat,

Can I just make luuuuv to your intelligence. We can have mind-blowing selgz  . You never told me what the name of the chosen one would be.  

Dyt:

^^ well dats my tots as a lady
no vex
.
laxy u v bn followin me
back off else . . . .

Dytsy,

I luf it when you call me laxy .

Kini se o? Se o ma wa ki mi ni ilu California? Mo bere lana boya omobadan ni o, o da mi loun.

Dyt, deary. Did you have agege bread for breakfast or was it ibadan bread?

Dyt, do you live in ojuelegba?

Kini se o? Se omobadan ni o?

Dyt, is your name Bose or Yemisi?