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Webmasters / Re: by laykhorn(m): 11:30pm On Mar 26, 2015
Vstuffs
I just messaged you on Whatsapp, i may be needing some of those videos sir
Agriculture / Re: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by laykhorn(m): 11:15am On Mar 26, 2015
19naia, thanks for the enlightenment you've done on this thread.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 7:12pm On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Yea you should smiley
I've tried Laykorn's phone a couple of times, its like his phone is dead.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 7:11pm On Mar 24, 2015
Evina:


Hahahaha, this is beyond hilarious. grin

Okay, I think I should change the title of this thread and let's keep it going. We can invite our friends to come lounge with us here. wink you guys can also invite those babes you been looking at with the quarter past four eyes. Lol.

What you guys think?
grin grin its a good idea. As your Lordship pleases my Lady. Atleast, this place no go dey boring.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:54am On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
I'm okay. God's been so good smiley
Warrabout your brother?
We bless God for your life. My Brother Laykorn? I no know him whereabout o. He seem to have fallen off the surface of the internet. Not even Whatsapp sef... I've also been busy, I should have put a call through to him
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 10:51am On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Hahahahahahahaaaa

Howdy bro?
I'm doing great here, Life has been easy though. How about you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 9:13am On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Once upon a time, there was a thread such as this. sad
Last I heard, all those that made it interesting travelled out of the country.
I heard will1am is still hustling in Libya trying to cross the border sad
Laykorn is in Morocco having Spain in view cry
I heard Evina is in Italy sad Only God knows what she's doing there sad
Laykhorn is still fighting for his life in Sahara desert! sad


Anyway, when y'all come back, I'll be here waiting for you guys sad sad sad

You're right! Its really disheartening to know that Everyone is out of the country but then you're wrong.
Will1am no longer stays in this planet. He says he is too good to live with humans. He now stays in Planet Jupiter.
Laykorn has decided to move to a dungeon in Antarctica.
Evina got married some months back. She moved in with her husband in Wonderland island
Laykhorn has been switching like the Piston of a Gasoline Engine. Reality seems to take much of his life these days.
And AgapeCharis? Oh! He said he'll be waiting for everyone to be back on that thread. I expect him to be on his rusty bunk in the thread. His rickety motorcycle is parked beside my newly acquired Acura NSX

Programming / Re: Software Developers Could Save Nigeria After Oil - Mark Essien by laykhorn(m): 11:36pm On Mar 22, 2015
Seun:
Develop websites and management portals for local businesses around you using your knowledge. When your skills are world class, offer the same service to foreigners over the Internet. At that point you'll start earning dollars. You can also choose to become a webmaster.
Thanks.
Programming / Re: Software Developers Could Save Nigeria After Oil - Mark Essien by laykhorn(m): 11:36pm On Mar 22, 2015
gj22:


Fortunately for you, C is the foundation in which most mobile apps as well as softwares are built upon. Expand your knowledge to include the children of c (c#,c++) and then start with mobile development.
Thanks...
Programming / Re: Software Developers Could Save Nigeria After Oil - Mark Essien by laykhorn(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2015
this is exactly what has lingered in my mind for some time now. We need to start a tech revolution. This should start with you and me...
What is the contribution and efforts of people like Seun Osewa, Mark Essien and Sims Shagaya who have made it big in IT. Nairaland doesnt even have an office yet.
Oga Seun, How does relatively low profiled people like myself who have nothing more than some knowledge in C, Python and Web development under their belt contribute? I want a reply
Politics / Re: Kegites Club Int'l Endorse Gej by laykhorn(m): 10:19pm On Mar 20, 2015
Slynonny:

Fem la bush animalee with long tail.
I'm sure you broke rule 2 and maybe 21. Kegite, Are you drunk again?
Politics / Re: Apc Mocks Gej On Their New Picture by laykhorn(m): 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2015
^^^ Brother!
Politics / Re: Kegites Club Int'l Endorse Gej by laykhorn(m): 10:07pm On Mar 20, 2015
Yeah! Why wont drunkards want a fellow at Aso villa.

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Politics / Re: What If Buhari Did Not Win? by laykhorn(m): 10:00pm On Mar 20, 2015
Wrong question. The question currently lingering our clueless Fisherman mind is...
What If Buhari wins?
What If our rigging fails us?
Change is already here
#IHaveDecided

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Crime / Re: Serial Rapist Sentenced To 1,535 Years In Jail In South Africa by laykhorn(m): 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2015
Mtcheeeew! Pesin wey no fit use pass 100 in it. Instead make dem share the remaining give corrupt politicians for naija.
#BabaWhenYouGetThere
Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell by laykhorn(m): 9:54pm On Mar 20, 2015
I've never eaten amala
I've never tasted alomo or paraga
I've never had pure water
I only weave human hair
I'm serious this is my first time now
.
You be learner You never hear Eldee Wash?
Health / Re: South Africa Records World's First Successful Penis Transplant by laykhorn(m): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
Alexcee:


Which planet are you currently Sir?

Nigerian footballer Kalu Nwankwo had a heart transplant years ago - in Earth.
Oh! You're right. If Heart transplant is possible, what is a Joystick then
Health / Re: South Africa Records World's First Successful Penis Transplant by laykhorn(m): 11:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
At this rate, one day, we'll have heart transplant.
Food / Re: 15 Ways Of Drinking Garri by laykhorn(m): 8:11pm On Mar 13, 2015
Na only that no7 I neva do before
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by laykhorn(m): 1:33pm On Mar 11, 2015
Repogirl, sis do inform me when you post the last scene of this amazing story. I'd like to relight my once relished interest in this story.
.
I'm out. Thanks in advance
Nairaland / General / Re: Hurray!!! Nairaland Is 10 Years Today!!! by laykhorn(m): 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2015
decode55:
Congrats to Seun.

But tribalism is on the increase here. Please do something about it.


If you've seen these[b] two movies ("Sometimes in April" & "Hotel Rwanda" )[/b]
you'll know what I'm talking about

Use your head

You're right. I was telling someone this somedays ago. Please, do you have a link to download those movies. I've searched all over for the full of those movies and shooting dogs
Family / Re: Child Molestation - I Was Molested Twice As A Kid by laykhorn(m): 9:57pm On Mar 03, 2015
Francizy ! Its really a bad experience and I'm talking from experience. I wish you well bro!
I am also suffering from something inverse of yours but close experience. I held this form of resentment to all ladies, I had or maybe still have this aftermath of bad feeling towards any normal lady I met. It was as bad as never allowing a lady enter my room or touch my phone or some absurd things but I think I'm getting over it thanks to the family section and some sisters of goodwill who figured out it was the abuse and help me deal with it. I cant type that post again, I'm trying to forget it but I could dig up the link or post for you If you want to read. I feel relieved somehow but a lot still has to be done.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do These Products Still Exist? by laykhorn(m): 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2015
sexymoma:
ST Soap though
I still remember their song
Ose St ma re o.. eh
Ose St ma re o..eh
ikan daara fun'we lasan...eh
ikan daara fun'aso fifo..eh
oun foso mo ki jaso o bo
o le koko kin jewo o jare
ose St ma re ooo..eh
This woman no go kipesin. grin
You get that song die! I remember how that song blast every morning on my dad's fm radio. I sabi that song pass anything then
how time flies
Nairaland / General / Re: Do These Products Still Exist? by laykhorn(m): 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2015
sexymoma:
ST Soap though
I still remember their song
Ose St ma re o.. eh
Ose St ma re o..eh
ikan daara fun'we lasan...eh
ikan daara fun'aso fifo..eh
oun foso mo ki jaso o bo
o le koko kin jewo o jare
ose St ma re ooo..eh
This woman no go kipesin.
You get that song die! I remember how that song blast every morning on my dad's fm radio. I sabi that song pass anything then
Education / Re: 15 Best Uncommon Courses To Study In Nigeria In 2015 by laykhorn(m): 2:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
So Civil/Mechanical and Electrical are uncommon in your Local Government?

See correct courses wey dey make homeboys mad for FUTO.

Are you from Otuoke?

#NoOffeinse angry
I dey wonder o. How you go carry Mech/Civil/Elect put for uncommon Is there even a school that has an Engineering faculty that doesnt have those three dept.

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Politics / Re: Should Patience Jonathan Have Said This? (pics) by laykhorn(m): 1:47pm On Mar 02, 2015
whoever takes this woman serious is suffering from brain tumor. Otuoke calls, madam

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Politics / Re: Reactions To Buhari As A Presidential Candidate From South East, Nigeria by laykhorn(m): 1:16pm On Mar 02, 2015
It is really disheartening to see people support stagnancy for sheer sentiments and bigotry such as ethnicity and religion. We are in the 21st century for goodness sake and to believe such encumbrance will impede and forestall our progress in the hands of malfeasance is not in accord of goodwill.
May God save Nigeria
May God Bless my fatherland
God bless me, you and our yet unborn generation who may not forgive our myopic decision.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The World Sexiest 47yrs Old Mother Who Share Her Sexy Bikini Online PHOTOS by laykhorn(m): 12:54pm On Mar 02, 2015
She has a great body, No Doubt, but World sexiest my foot!
Celebrities / Re: Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek Star, Dies At Age 83 by laykhorn(m): 9:12pm On Feb 27, 2015
"With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, its still a beautiful world. Be Cheerful. Strive to be Happy" -- Leonard Nimoy
R I P
Education / Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria... by laykhorn(m): 12:09am On Feb 27, 2015
LOL! Days of craming passages. I love my generation. Not this Indomie and Techno generation.
Food / Re: **** Oyinbo Princess Makes Puff Puff**** by laykhorn(m): 12:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
Your pidgin na die. I dey feel you area mama grin grin grin

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