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Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 8:41pm On Jan 20, 2015
AgapeCharis:
oga hw far?
Long tym
Boss, I dey like dele o.
Long time indeed. All of una just leave that thread. Very bad, we were suppose to make that place a e-family chatroom. BTW, I'm not seeing Will1am around anymore.
CC: Laykorn, Will1am, Evina.
Romance / Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by laykhorn(m): 7:51pm On Jan 20, 2015
dechandel:
Omg!!!
I swear i didnt see that comment.
I for finish you grin

Oya lemme answer you? You know how many times my mama don tell me say i fine?
And i always believe my mum's words cheesy
So uncle pack well. My mum's words cant be a misinformed one. tongue
your mama If na another pesin, I for still reason am again. You neva hear pidgin problem wey say 'Monkey no fine, but him mama like am. See yourself. You no fine anything
But you sef suppose spot the humour in that post na. If others attack me,you suppose be my knight in shining nylon undecided grin
I got the humor, was just tryna pull legs. Shoooo! Why people been dey attack you na, I just see am now when I read this ur post, I been think say na only me wan stop your braggado. No vex. But you sef no gv them better reply. You for just tell them say 'Ehya, I wish I could just give you a warm hug. Indeed Life is difficult for the blind'. If anybody really means it that you're not Pretty babe, its either the person is blind or some witch from their village casted a spell on them not to recognize good things in life. You're Pretty babe. grin if you like start to dey do shakara

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Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 7:37pm On Jan 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:

Hmmmmm... Correction noted MR. Laykhorn
See you around bro!

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Romance / Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by laykhorn(m): 6:47pm On Jan 20, 2015
laykhorn:

hahaha! Who is giving you such misinformation that you're pretty?
OMG! I just saw the likes on this^^^ post. You no come even reply me.
Dechandel, babe this post na joke o. No go take am serious.
Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 6:23pm On Jan 20, 2015
Mathematical:


Its all good, am good.. sorry abh the mail thingy.. ion reply mail.. drop yah pin.. I'll add u up
you sent me the mail before I replied. Ushhhhhhh! I don do Ping! Maybe whatsapp though. I'll mail you my digits.
Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:

I've been terrific, I'm doing great.
How about you sir laykorn Laykhorn?
Splendid. Just a trying to reduce the gravity of my addiction to Nairaland. BTW, Laykorn is another personality.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: I Withdraw My Support by laykhorn(m): 5:48pm On Jan 20, 2015
shizzle11:
what a deluded twerp.

What facts are you talking about you whimp? The only fact i know of is that Buhari has no wasc certificate, secondly he didnt present any to INEC as required and thirdly, he didn't meet the requirement to vie for the office of president, in other words he isn't qualified to run.

Do not bother to ask me to 'go to court. 'The PDP will shoot at the most appropriate time. cool

Now gt the fork outta here and go look up the meaning of the word treason
I'd be damned if I banter words with eggheads like you. You're Ignored

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Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 5:46pm On Jan 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:

Hehehehehehe... grin grin
I'm now a very good ally of mathematical. cheesy
Good to hear you guys now roll. That needless argument we had then Hehn! How have you been sha?
Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 5:44pm On Jan 20, 2015
Mathematical:



Laykhorn.. you eh.. where have yu bn
I've been a lil bit busy lately but I still come around. How have you been? You no kuku reply my mail since all this years
Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: I Withdraw My Support by laykhorn(m): 5:28pm On Jan 20, 2015
shizzle11:
shut up! do you know what is treason at all? what is treasonable about her comment? is her comment right or not? does the nig military have buharis certificate or not? the obvious answer is NO.
[s]saTANs and their senile ways! You should ask yourself the meaning of Treason again If saying such words which implies that the nation and the Army as a whole gave an 'illiterate' such status by not conforming with the 'rules'. She said Buhari rose to that status through abysmal means and dishonesty of the Army.
The meretricious educational status of your corruption-personified blotto boss has deride your sense of worthiness. Nonsense! Dont quote me again If all you do is twist facts. Watch as sensible Nigerians engender a Progressive and Development Nation.
.
Change!
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Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 4:33pm On Jan 20, 2015
Mathematical, you should just consider writing us a manual or probably a textbook
Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 4:31pm On Jan 20, 2015
[quote author=AgapeCharis post=29953289][/quote]
Bro!
Romance / Re: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by laykhorn(m): 4:30pm On Jan 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Mathematical!!! cheesy

These are all valid points, I agree.
Atleast for this once, you agreed with her grin grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Crowd Escorting Buhari To The Palace Of Emir Of Kano (Pics) by laykhorn(m): 3:15pm On Jan 20, 2015
beopened:
Outside the Stadium
God! I'm wondering what the clueless one will be thinking right now

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: I Withdraw My Support by laykhorn(m): 2:46pm On Jan 20, 2015
Jennynkk:
It is now very clear that Buhari made it through the Nigerian Army on a fraudulent ground. #smh for Nigeria.
This is Treason at the highest order and a slap on the Army. Do you realise how much trouble you may land yourself If you said this on an official ground and they decided to sue your libel as5
Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: I Withdraw My Support by laykhorn(m): 2:42pm On Jan 20, 2015
Jennynkk:
I am a Nigerian but based in Austria. When I heard that Buhari was coming out for presidency under the APC i was happy because I felt that will give PDP a lot of heat and make them to sit up. I came home recently and got my PVC and reserved it for Buhari until now.

I am presently pursuing my PHD over here but since I heard and read that Buhari hadn't the minimum requirement SSCE, it was then that I lost hope for the party called APC for ever fielding a man like Buhari, who is in my estimation more or less a stark illiterate. Why has APC failed to field sound minds like Fashola, Oshomole, Ngige, Fayemi et al? I am sick and tired of APC and their gimmicks. There is no way a Buhari can value educational system because he hardly know what education is about unlike GEJ

On this note I desist from this moment to support Buhari and I reserve my vote for GEJ because he appears well educated and will give more attention to education because he knows the end product unlike Buhari who thinks that quota system is still working even in the 21st century.
Trash:! Mtcheeeeeeew! Liar... Vote ur malfeasance abi you get pass 1 vote?
Phones / Re: Useful Phone Apps That Will Boost Your Business Productivity by laykhorn(m): 10:48pm On Jan 19, 2015
priscaoge:
Why is that Turboscan not free angry angry
It took someone or maybe a group probably months or even years and they decided to slam a fee on it. Would you also like to work for me for just a month without remuneration
Romance / Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by laykhorn(m): 10:32pm On Jan 19, 2015
dechandel:
That number 7 is so true..
Ask Caroline Danjuma

Not all pretty girls spend an hour in front of the mirror. I actually spend an hour and half. Mood and occassion depends

Most pretty girls are not sociable. Then you havent met me grin

Most pretty girls are not intelligent?? Stop the stereotype!! Some girls do have it all embarassed
Can i be excused to say that all handsome guys are cheats Nope

You just gotta love pretty chicks cheesy
hahaha! Who is giving you such misinformation that you're pretty?

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Romance / Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by laykhorn(m): 10:30pm On Jan 19, 2015
ireneony:
op leave us pretty girls alone cool
Irene, who dey deceive you say you fine
Programming / Re: Hi Gurus by laykhorn(m): 6:55pm On Jan 19, 2015
I dont use blogger but you could done that with JS
Religion / Re: True Story: I Am Discriminated Because Am A Muslim by laykhorn(m): 6:53pm On Jan 19, 2015
laykorn:
Lol. Laykhorn, I'm a muslim myself too. I'm a Muslim that you won't mistake, because I never forget to go out in my head-wear. The girl in question has a problem; and her problem is being apologetic. I've faced the same, and I just laugh it off. When I'm in a good mood, I take it up. They know that your religion is one of peace; at least they've heard it before. All they want to do is taunt you. Never stop to explain things to them. They've heard it over a hundred times. It just makes you look stupid and apologetic when you deserve no one an apology. Infact, you deserve one.

Learn to ignore. A smile sometimes. Sometimes, make it look like you heard nothing. And sometimes, you just have to walk up to the person and tell him to his face. "Man, try that shit next time and I beat the hell out of you. Last Bullet." (Do this if the person looks learned only. They are the ones who really like to taunt. Most of them guys know the real deal).

May God deliver us.
Ayamlaykorn
Dude! How have you been? We got unfinished business, remember? Your goodnight message the other day got me startled, I was like 'this guy no well o'
Politics / Re: See The Love shown To Buhari En Route To The Campaign Square In Kaduna by laykhorn(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
^^^Guys! Take it easy on the saTAN JudismphD^^^

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Politics / Re: Rally:youth Take Over Kaduna Street ,praising Buhari by laykhorn(m): 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2015
HzRF:

Even if it is negative?
Could the situation get any worst in this country
Religion / Re: True Story: I Am Discriminated Because Am A Muslim by laykhorn(m): 6:19pm On Jan 19, 2015
ireneony:
the op is asking for help, she actually send me an email to advise her, so I decided to post it here
I thought It was you. What advice does she seeks? She should slap whoever insults her or what You see, I have a principle to never give a thought to whatever I cant change. Why give yourself unnecessary headache. Just stay cool. I'm also a muslim, I rarely face such problems though or maybe because I stay in Lagos and school in a place of such nature too where Everyone mind their business and care less about what deity you worship or what you believe
Nairaland / General / Re: Women With Bigger Butts Produce More Intelligent Children – Study by laykhorn(m): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2015
asadike:
u just read d news, didn't you?
I read it. I just wanted you to tell me If you think your unborn kids will be unintelligent. If you ever believe that, you'll believe Jonathan fixing Nigeria
Religion / Re: True Story: I Am Discriminated Because Am A Muslim by laykhorn(m): 4:23pm On Jan 19, 2015
Spare me that crap Liar! Ireneony, are you doing this to just get attention or what? Are you not the one talking about not being seen as holy enough for not covering your head in church on the other thread
Fake People

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Investment / Re: Are You Willing To Invest N46,500 And With 2 Years You Make N650,000 by laykhorn(m): 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2015
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Politics / Re: Niger Deputy Gov, 200 Others Dump PDP For APC by laykhorn(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2015
Numerous People keep jumping on the train of Change while our Umbrella symbolised group keeps buying some people conscience to bring up propaganda so dolts like themselves can join their unworthy journey.
Change
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is My Problem: President Jonathan Cries Out. by laykhorn(m): 3:34pm On Jan 19, 2015
PDP always trying to divide Nigerians with tribal and religious propaganda.

As much as Osinbajo is a Problem, Buhari is not just a huge challenge and an headache, he is an indefeatable battle. Sorry GEJ
Nairaland / General / Re: Women With Bigger Butts Produce More Intelligent Children – Study by laykhorn(m): 3:25pm On Jan 19, 2015
asadike:
Is this for real? I hope mine is big enough
and what happens to the children if Its not big enough?
Nairaland / General / Re: Women With Bigger Butts Produce More Intelligent Children – Study by laykhorn(m): 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
you mean women with huge posteriors? Blunder of mother Science. It takes more than a mother's endowment to make an intelligent child.

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