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Nairaland / General / Re: . by laykhorn(m): 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
laykorn:

shocked
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You can lie wo undecided
LOL! That doesnt mean I dont check romance topics, I dont go searching for topics or go into the section to view interesting posts. I only get there by virtue of FP and Trending.
BTW, Same goes for you. Who come lie pass now.
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Nairaland / General / Re: . by laykhorn(m): 11:03am On Jan 02, 2015
laykorn:

Laykhorn, I think Negro1 wanted to mention you. I haven't even created a thread in Romance before. Me na PFRlander not Romancelander oooo
Ayamlaykorn
Romance Of all places, I do come around but I rarely post here. All I go for is Politics, Lit, Agriculture, Science and Tech, Webmaster, Programming, Celebs or Religion. I dont have a topic there neither and I dont even check there except something that makes frontpage. You are far more 'Romance-landed' than me. What do I even know about romance.
Education / Re: Am I Too Old To Pursue My Dream Course by laykhorn(m): 1:20am On Jan 02, 2015
Never say Never! Nothing is Impossible. I have a 33 year old man in my class. As for maths, as far as you have got the interest, Maths is something you can develop. Everyone is a mathematician, just like programming; all you need is the technique to tackle problems.
#TeamWeLoveMathematics

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Romance / Re: How Many Nigerian Women Can Do This? (pic) by laykhorn(m): 1:11am On Jan 02, 2015
Lilamartedi:
White women that dress half nakeed undecided I can almost see her ass from here
Stick with the topic. Can you answer the OP?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Is A Bigoted, Anti-igbo Tribalist By Femi Aribisala by laykhorn(m): 1:08am On Jan 02, 2015
And GEJ just appointed him the Director of Publicity and Social Media or whatever that is?
Is Aribisala now on the APC ship? Jonathan's house is on fire

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Politics / Re: North Ungrateful Parasites – Asari Dokubo by laykhorn(m): 12:50am On Jan 02, 2015
Now, I have to agree that Jonathan allies are not his best enemies. They just keep dispelling the North like Elections are going to take place in the south alone.
GEJ till 2019
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Only in his ricketty hut in Otuoke.
#JoeIsAGoner2015
Family / Re: Why More Of Male Childbirths In Recent Years by laykhorn(m): 12:43am On Jan 02, 2015
cococandy:
nothing new. Males out number females
Lie! How come we have over a billion more females to male in the world. Check your statz well
Nairaland / General / Re: . by laykhorn(m): 12:27am On Jan 02, 2015
Negro1:
Yeah what are your resolutions for the new year?

I'll add to the list, but here are mine.

I wanna become a vegetarian.
I wanna become an active romancelander (They are the most famous on NL eg Ireneony Tosynetomuch mariolae youngwizzy laykhorn laykorn rittybabe [b]ritababe[/b]etc)

share yours. keep em rolling.

NB I'll compile a list of the best resolutions in a new thread.

Negro1

Dude! laykorn and laykhorn are two different personalities. I believe you meant the more socialized of the pair.
Your resolutions are funny, these arent tangible things to wish for.
BTW, you shouldnt let the calendar determine when you have to change something about your life. If you wanted something, you should gun for it, you neednt wait until December ends.
Compliments
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Islam Section Debate (NISD) by laykhorn(m): 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2015
Wow! I've really missed o. A lot has really happened here. A big Ups to Maclatunji, Sissie,
Men’s Team, Brothers, I feel you but we they win this time. I guess we didnt put in enough but you rep'd us well.
Wizeboy, Baba11, Balash, Teewhyraul
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Women’s Team for enlightening us on their stand and encouraging the brothers.
Yeyenati, Slitz, Semioyin, Harmeenat
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Jazakumullah Khaeran

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Romance / Re: 7 TOP Qualities Of A BIG Boy! by laykhorn(m): 8:03am On Dec 31, 2014
I guess I am a big boy then except maybe for 4, 5 and 6.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 12:01am On Dec 31, 2014
Evina:


grin I am glad too. smiley

Who is Will1am?
Wow! I had to recheck If I was talking to Evina. The guy whose name is on the topic of this thread. That guy that started the French Speakers Association of Nairaland. He speaks French with you, and Laykorn
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


cheesy you so funny. grin

But seriously, see titles reespeck!
LOL! grin cheesy glad you finally flowing with me.
Wait o! Are you hearing from ur sweety will1am? It been a while.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 9:24pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


Hahahahaha grin
Oga, that email no dey work. My message was bounced. Please I hope your cheques won't act like your email oh. undecided
why would your mail bounce, I am sure you must have mis-spelt something somewhere. That is the email that Michelle Obama, Patience Jonathan, Diezani Alison-Maduekwe and Stella Oduah send their messages to me and it has always been safe. My Cheques dont bounce except maybe If I seal it inside a ball. The sight of my name is enough to order multiples of the amount written on the cheque. Now Imagine Aliko my PA name on a cheque or Billy, that my stubborn spending manager name on a cheque.
Do you even know who ayam
I am the Igwe Iwunayanwu of Matongoland and Cheif Balogun agba akapo saala patapata of Ile-Olowo. What more can a human want in a lifetime?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 8:46pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


Bet oga, why are you scared? Ain't you a big man? Big men don't fear ladies, they pamper us. Oya please do as your name suggests. wink
Haha! Hemmn baby! Ayamu not scared at all o. Why would I fear a lady, I cant lie for you, one of my 780 containers would take care of you and five others. So come and bring five or even more of your friends. Send address, date, time and venue to my email.
Igwe-laykhorn@moneyspeaking.com
Politics / Re: Alleged Marginalization In Lagos: APC Tells Igbos To Seek Dialogue by laykhorn(m): 8:35pm On Dec 30, 2014
Calculia:
APC and Igbokwe are not getting out of this one that easy. The request of Ndiigbo are lawful and a fundamental aspect of human rights.

In the Nigeria constitution, it falls under "freedom to association,Freedom of Belief and Religion, Freedom of Opinion and Information, Right of Peaceful Assembly and Association and Right to Participate in Government and in Free Elections.

Igbos have not been given their fair share in the day to day running of their Lagos State. Lagos is a City State created for all Nigerians and sustained by all Nigerians. Y is the government dominanted by a single ethnic group and not reflective of the multi-ethnic character of the state?


This is the problem that was raised by the NCSN and must be address in the next dispensation of Government in Lagos. Lagos is a state and not a region, it is multi-ethnic and not homogeneous or solely yoruba and this multi-ethnic character must be reflected in the governance of the city state, for the sake of equity and all inclusive government.
[b]As much as I am not a tribalistic person and I believe we should see ourselves as Nigerians before any tribe, I have as many Igbo friends as Yorubas. But, Is it only Igbos that are non-yorubas in Lagos? Why are others not agitating? Would they have agitated if yorubas are as radical as hausas?
How many Yorubas hold political positions in the East? Do Igbos even sell land to Yorubas in the East?
You see, sometimes ago, I wanted to be duolingo and begged about 4 close Igbo friends who stay around to teach me the language. It didnt take a week before the Igbo community in my street called the boys to a meeting to stop it. This is a case that happened in Lagos which is poly-ethnic, in yorubaland and just one person. What if it was in the east? What if it involves a group of yorubas? There was also a case where they disapproved yorubas dating their daughters. I know a man down my street who gave out 3 of his four daughters to Igbo son-inlaws.
Yet they wont stop calling yorubas ngb.ati people, offenmanu and other names. Truth be told, Igbos may be good host- I've not been to the east, but theydont make good visitors.
I end by stating a yoruba adage that says 'eni to ba maa daso fun ni, ti orun re laa koko wo'
Translation: pesin wey promise to give you clothe, na d one wey dey him body you go first look'
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 7:13pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


Lol.
Ehen...
Okay.
smiley
grin grin cheesy . Evina! Yoy scared me with that o. How is ur day going?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 1:16pm On Dec 30, 2014
Agapecharis, Bro? I am good too. Just bored somehow
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 1:12pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


So asking for a confusing post to be properly clarified equals "vexing"?
No just make me vex this morning. angry

Laykhorn, I asked you a question which you conveniently ignored. I hope you know that is very rude? "big man"
Yes I know ma.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 1:09pm On Dec 30, 2014
Evina:


What does the highlighted mean?
I mean, what exactly were you attempting to communicate?
Dear Evina,
I hope one day, you will start to see the humor in my dry jokes. I hope you take thing as fun too. I'm everything but a proud man. I am not a big man and you're not an ordinary person too. It was meant to start a fuss, and I expected you to reciprocate the that by stating how you are the big mama and I am the boy or maybe the 'laykorn proclaimed gardener'. You should not take it to the 'vex zone' as AgapeCharis said. I didnt expect you to take it as you did. Your portrayal of the bolded just caught me by storm and that only meant we werent flowing.
You remind me of ShollyPopz who used to take every chance to e-fight me. I dont want to make another e-enemy o. Sorry! It wasnt like I ignored your mention, I just saw it now. Thanks
.
Regards,
Laykhorn with Love
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 8:18am On Dec 30, 2014
AgapeCharis:
yaaay!!!

I twale o
Hw could I call u a glutton??















U'r a gluttonaire grin grin grin
grin grin grin
how are you today?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:55pm On Dec 29, 2014
Goodnight my people. My bones ache, off to bed. I hope to see you tomorrow
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:53pm On Dec 29, 2014
Evina:


If you ask me, na who I go ask? The mata way we see so, e they wen e start. No be me go tal am, e heavy for mouth, if you ask me, the mata for groooound, yeea na who I go ask?
welldone! so you even sing the chorus finish for me. clap for yourself?
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See wetin Omawumi cause with her mgbeke song nao? People like Evina can have a swipe on big man like me for asking simple question.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:45pm On Dec 29, 2014
AgapeCharis:
I'm so gud. Same here

Hw was ur celebration?
If I must confess, it was really huge. Was with my relatives, those I've not even seen in 15yrs. Everyone converged to Lagos, even those not in the country. An Uncle of mine was having this thing yorubas call 'tunmigbe'... Wedding Anniversary and God also blessed them with a baby boy 2 weeks ago so It was celebration galore....you need to see the way I was walking after 2 plates of Fried and Jollof, Salad and chicken, then step down with 2 bottles of Amstel, 3 cups of chapman, 1 Hollandia youghurt and 2 five alive big size. To lift leg hard pass unseating Jonathan for me.
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Need I add a plates of barbecue and 1 for peppersoup too
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Hey! Dont call me glutton o grin cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:39pm On Dec 29, 2014
Evina:
Hehehehe grin
Laykorn.
Nice.

Nobody knows what happened to Will1am. sad
I see the others around. smiley

I have been good. smiley
I've not seen the guy around too. I do hope he is doing great.
CC: will1am
why'd everyone just dumped this thread all of a sudden?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 11:02pm On Dec 29, 2014
AgapeCharis:
Bro

Same thing I've been wondering

Hw u
Fine o. How about you? compliments of the season bro
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Evina n Friends. by laykhorn(m): 8:51pm On Dec 29, 2014
AgapeCharis
Laykhorn
Evina
Will1am
Laykorn
.
What happened to us?
Romance / Re: So What Does A Lady Gain From A Broke Guy In A Relationship? by laykhorn(m): 7:23pm On Dec 29, 2014
Richiy:


...and I love you right back
You must be really clever and intelligent. You are not really reasoning like most women who think its the norm and it should be followed. I admire your intellectual capacity.
Celebrities / Re: Professor Yemi Osinbajo Attends Olamide's OLIC(Photos) by laykhorn(m): 11:50am On Dec 29, 2014
Chanchit:
I trust the Clueless one, he fit send Sambo go next Pasuma live show for Mushin, na there them go kidnap am.
Guy! grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: So What Does A Lady Gain From A Broke Guy In A Relationship? by laykhorn(m): 11:34am On Dec 29, 2014
Richiy:
I don't know why girls have so much financial expectations from guys. Nobody is your father. Nobody has any responsibility towards you at all. If you have needs, ask and do not think it is your almighty right to receive.

It is everybody for themselves. Answer your fathers name. You mustnt except some boy, rich or poor to carry your burdens.

If you want to love somebody, love completely, remove unneeded expectations. Love is sweeter and easier that way.
God! I love this lady.
I read this and felt good but I felt much better seeing that 'f' symbol.
Poems For Review / Re: 10 Memorable Collaborated Poems By Nairaland Poets 2014 - NPC by laykhorn(m): 7:48am On Dec 27, 2014
abuhalima:
Beautiful collections.... You can add me to the club Mr laykhorn laykorn
Modified. They are two different people
Food / Re: Xmas Xtra.. Some Guys Cant Kill A fowl Come And Confess If You Cant :D by laykhorn(m): 9:19am On Dec 25, 2014
0rex:

Where is the 'ayamlaykhorn' signature? Abi u are another person? grin
Another person!
Laykorn is diff from Laykhorn.

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