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Politics / Re: Rally:youth Take Over Kaduna Street ,praising Buhari by laykhorn(m): 3:20pm On Jan 19, 2015
Am I the only one who noticed something fast approaching
Change! Changi!!!
Thats all we want.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Edwin Clark At It Again! He Attacks Mu’azu, Accusing Him Of 'misinforming' GEJ by laykhorn(m): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
They are starting to discover that GEJ has got some eggheads advising him. Very Bad. Its over man, console your brother.
Did I read this Liar.
God GEJ said, ‘you have not finished your job, you are one of those who added to the damage in this country. Go and repair it.’ So, they refused me boarding pass.”
Corrected
Romance / Re: Problems Of Girls With Big Bosom by laykhorn(m): 2:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
Mathematical:
NOTED.. MINISTER OF INTERIOR AFFAIRS
you huge? Abu no be you dey ur dp
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girls Stop Bleaching: Black Don't Crack .(picture) by laykhorn(m): 5:28pm On Jan 16, 2015
Lemon12:
u're cool sha ... am sorry for being mean
Ehen! Hmmmmm!
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girls Stop Bleaching: Black Don't Crack .(picture) by laykhorn(m): 7:45am On Jan 16, 2015
Lemon12:
. shut up... jhoor..
Lemon! Lemme jooor
Family / Re: Men Plis Stop This Its Embarassing by laykhorn(m): 7:35am On Jan 16, 2015
see this lady o... That thing dey sweet die! If I'm not in my house, I do it cos I cant stand disgusting smelly toilets
Celebrities / Re: Throw Back Photos Of Beyonce, Nicky, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Others... You Won’t by laykhorn(m): 7:25am On Jan 16, 2015
Men turning thugs while getting older since time of Adam. See that innocent LilWayne and Chris. Snoop looks cute when young
Phones / Re: The End Of Sony Xperia Is Near by laykhorn(m): 6:59am On Jan 16, 2015
God knows... Sony Xperia is the best phone brand in the world to me. Let them just do something to make that brand float

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girls Stop Bleaching: Black Don't Crack .(picture) by laykhorn(m): 6:53am On Jan 16, 2015
ARKdiscloser7:
Pls take this campaign to the south west in Nigeria.
Must they be fair?
Disgusting looking bleached girls with greenish stretch mark all over the west just in the bid to be fair , even their guys.
what is this mor0n saying
Its a general thing in the south; Yorubas, Igbos, Edo, Urhobo - name it. I've seen bleachers from all tribes in the South. The Hausas and Fulanis are the ones who rarely do it.

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Politics / Re: 28+ Funny Photos Of Jonathan Vs Buhari Presidential Battle by laykhorn(m): 8:52pm On Jan 14, 2015
PassingShot:
Funny indeed!
This Abati making funny die... I don laff my stomach komot
Romance / Re: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by laykhorn(m): 11:22pm On Jan 13, 2015
I get most If not all of these from a seemingly numerous ladies and I dont think its love... If you're just friends, most of these things still fly in
Politics / Re: APC Ward Leader Murdered In Rivers..pdp Trolls What Do You Say? (PHOTO) by laykhorn(m): 7:48pm On Jan 13, 2015
funkiebully:
[s][/s]

Rubbish from an apshit
its not good for a person to wish another something bad but I hope you fall victim of same.
People in Politics section can be so annoying. Someone was killed and all you could mutter is that PDP is taking their revenge of a damn bus and post 2011 election violence. How many bus is worth a human life BTW, Rivers was a PDP state in 2011 mor0n
Politics / Re: APC Ward Leader Murdered In Rivers..pdp Trolls What Do You Say? (PHOTO) by laykhorn(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2015
funkiebully:
Tit for tat.

APC threw d first punch.

RIP to those caught in d crossfire.

Buhari, 2011 violence will b matched with a terrific revenge this time.
Is this all you could mutter You PDP and senility. Someone lost his life, someone lost her husband, someone lost a father, someone lost a brother and probably someone lost a son yet all you could say is Revenge from 2011. What even tells it was Buhari started the violence block head
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Chilling Out With Obafemi Martins (Photo) by laykhorn(m): 1:20pm On Jan 12, 2015
lilmaxfidel:
neh cheesy
mo n fo - I dey fly
gbagbe - forget joor.
abi o n sun - or you dey sleep ni
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Chilling Out With Obafemi Martins (Photo) by laykhorn(m): 12:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
lilmaxfidel:

aint yoruba
Wow! You tried then... You know the meaning?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Chilling Out With Obafemi Martins (Photo) by laykhorn(m): 12:43pm On Jan 12, 2015
lilmaxfidel:
mo fo gba gbe agboso.. abon sun


first of all go down low
Rubbish lo ko
Culture / Re: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by laykhorn(m): 12:28pm On Jan 12, 2015
Viktoh:
oro omo ebedi moko...me gud yu??
I think thats it. I'm also great. Good to see someone from my origin around.
God Bless
Politics / Re: Why I Support Buhari Despite His Government Jailing Me – Tunde Thompson by laykhorn(m): 8:55am On Jan 12, 2015
Firefire:

Eran iya undecided

Fellow Nigerians,

Do not be carried away by all this media noises of APC.

The solution to Nigeria remains with Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

Have you got morals at all How silly can you be to call the mate of your Grandfather that for spitting the truth. And you're yoruba, arent you supposed to respect your elders? You must have sold your morality with your conscience.
Ode oshi
Culture / Re: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by laykhorn(m): 7:23am On Jan 12, 2015
Viktoh:
Proud YORUBA proud ISEYIN
Iseyin?? Omo ilu mi leleyiii. Iseyin oro... I no remember the remaining,LOL. How far nao?
Literature / Re: The Lover Boiz by laykhorn(m): 10:03am On Jan 11, 2015
Hey Captain!
Get the Latitude of SweetDreamer story, thats where my private jet is headed.
Bro! I'0 here for you. Lemme read first
Crime / Re: 80-year-od Man Arrested For Raping 12year-old Girl In Ekiti (pictured) by laykhorn(m): 9:31am On Jan 11, 2015
MissSlimbody:


Midnight ke? U no sleep ni?

Abi se ipade wa ni? tongue
na midnight naa, i think that was around 12. O ti mora ni, I no dey sleep till 12 or 1. Ipade keee? I no sabi fly, I no be Airforce marshal. That ur ancestor thing funny.
Crime / Re: 80-year-od Man Arrested For Raping 12year-old Girl In Ekiti (pictured) by laykhorn(m): 12:43am On Jan 11, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Ekiti state again

The last time it was a guy dat molested his ancestor.

Now it d ancestor that molested a girl.

Na wa oooooo embarassed
Na real whaa o. Na waa for you sef join. Your comment sweet die. You make me dey laff this hard this midnight cheesy grin grin
Politics / Re: Lawyers4Change: A Group Of Lawyers Volunteer To Campaign For Buhari by laykhorn(m): 9:33am On Jan 10, 2015
ToyozzieTohBad:
IJOBA GMB KU DEDE
ARA GEJ EYI PADA
GENERAL BUHARI ONI IJOBA BO
TI O BERE LOWO RE
BAWO LO SHEY LO
6 YEARS AYE RE
grin
All I could say is wow... Funny you! This got me reeling in laughter and shaking off the cold.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Appreciates Fans In Nigeria(picture) by laykhorn(m): 11:45am On Jan 07, 2015
laykorn:

Oga. I been dey gbadun you since but e be like say na here we go fight ooo.
Na Buhari's swearing and Barcelona's Champions League victory.
Ayamlaykorn
Keep deceiving yourself. Chelsea owns the Premeirship and Champions League.
Barca aint lifting a pin at the end of this season.
Politics / Re: Stop Using, Dumping PDP Members, Mu’azu Tells PDP Caucus by laykhorn(m): 10:50pm On Jan 06, 2015
beopened:
The Self Implosion Jonathanians predicted to occur in APC will soon happen inside the inner sanctum of PDP

Please tell me can everybody be wrong about GEJ being a Bad market and a Clue.less leader?


When we told him not to play Ethnodivisive politics,his Band of Halleluyah boys said it is because he is from a Minority tribe

Rev Fr Mbaka just delivered an Holy Ghost inspired Atomic Bomb few days ago.....his boys groaned and vented like the newly refurbished GEJ Transformation Locomotive trains that takes 30hrs to travel from Lagos to Kano by trying to shout down the Man of God

A member of the PDP Board of Trustee Sen Muhammadu Magoro just decamped even just yesterday

Now it is the turn of the Chairman to look at GEJ in the face with all the tiiro and lipstick to tell him to act as a leader and not allow himself to be tossed to and fro by every wind or cabal



this is utter wickedness to my President. Let him return to Otuoke with his malfeasance and impropriety in good form, he'll need it for the rest of his life.
Sorry! Please, I had to quote this. It got me cracked in front of my friends...

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Literature / Re: Learn A Foreign Language In 10 Days! by laykhorn(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2015
bluerange:
We have multi-media, audio-visual interactive CD-ROMs for Spanish, German, French and Italian. You get to watch visuals of principal characters, and also get to practice pronounciations by recording your voice with your headphone attached to your laptop/PC and compare it with the native speaker,there is a meter which gives indication of your level of proficiency.

The theater section gives you the access to the audio-visual where you see the principal characters traveling through a given Country e.g If it is the Spanish Software, the characters travel through Spain and speaking Spanish with the English translations embedded.

There is the reading sections which covers everything from taking a taxi, banking,shopping, emergency situations to Polite conversations in the chosen language purchased.

The activities section includes crosswords, vocabolous, word dictation, unscramble,verb quest, plug-n-play, grafitti, sentence dictation.

The Pronunciation segment includes Listen and Speak (you get to record your voice, with the meter indicating your progress), Words,Sentences. Then the conversation.

The original CD-ROM Software as sealed and shipped in costs N5,760.00 (Five thousand seven hundred and sixty Naira only) the same cost as for all the languages (Spanish, German,Italian and French).

Also available are foreign languages dictionaries, textbooks, workbooks and Phrase books. Whenever you are in Nigeria, it can be delivered.

Can call: 0709.113.8511 or mail;- languagesoft99@yahoo.com
I want to Learn French first, then Spanish and maybe German later. Lets talk about this... Feel free to mail me on the details of this and how I can get things up.
Romance / Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by laykhorn(m): 6:25pm On Jan 06, 2015
Emdee590:

Thank you jor...na d same motor me and u dae inside jor.
LOL!
Nairaland / General / Re: "Val and Tracey's lounge " by laykhorn(m): 12:12pm On Jan 06, 2015
wow! A thread and your names on signature So Nobleval and Elancetraceey have taken this to another level. Inform us when you hit another level again

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Romance / Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by laykhorn(m): 12:33am On Jan 06, 2015
All this wouldnt get my attention, infact, you'll end up making a fool of yourself in my sight.

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Jokes Etc / Re: VIDEO: Buhari Show Your Certificate by laykhorn(m): 12:32am On Jan 06, 2015
would this change the fact that we're sending the fisherman back to his coast hut in Otuoke.
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sai Buhari 2015
Nairaland / General / Re: Why We Prefer The ‘semi-illiterate Jackboot’ To Thephd Crook by laykhorn(m): 12:29am On Jan 06, 2015
When we look at Nigeria’s President and the First lady who has been employed as a
Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa, a B.Ed holder
in Biology and Psychology from the University
of Port Harcourt, you can only say,
#DiaRisGodo!

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Now, this is what I call wickedness

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