₦airaland Forum

Strahovski1:
It's not like that. She did not do anything to me. She did not offend me at all. I just want her to be hurt. I really can't explain why. Just teach me how. You are a lady

STFUareyouGod:
you are. Aren't you?


No scores to settle. Just point to prove
Mentioned you cuz I saw you viewing

STFUareyouGod:
you've bashed me on this forum


Bose layla129 how you?

TruthisOut:
That's the only thing they will come back with....smh!

Timothychima:
Whats wrong with his english

SAINTSAMURAI:
ASK ur question in health session and get answers from stable nairalanders, romancelanders are mentally unstable that all they think of is sex, sex and sex.

kekakuz:
you no dey go work?

Jorussia:
my sister this is not what we should quarrel about.what i said is an irrefutable fact about Yoruba ladies.Let's stop denying the bad sides of our various tribes.As a Bini man,there is no way that i will be able to deny that majority of Bini girls in Europe are prostitutes. Do you want to also deny the fact that most houses in southwest apart from Lagos don't have toilet facilities? Mind you, my mother is a Yoruba woman.

joey150:
slow down...
I just wanna get to know you....

Enifloxy:
Y u kan get sense like this. Hummmm datz nyc

funnynation:
ur dp make sense... I swear

bqlekan:
Yeah, you are right, most times, I do wonder how you folks cope with each other

obiorathesubtle:
women are sooooo complex.. I thought they miss their period after unprotected sex(if fertilisation occurs)..


Wait.. Then the period comes back??



I'm officially confused!!

bqlekan:
Lol, kindly create a female version of your own and share yours

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

Jorussia:
Yoruba ladies are the most dirty and primitive among the major tribes in Nigeria.Yoruba women wen dey shit for poh for inside market.

brandnew3:
These are tips I can use.

Thanks for sharing.

phenom57:
mmmmmH
I just discovered that MANY romanceland babes are in Long distance relationships.

and I have been hear eyeing them. Especially layla129