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CrimeRe: Man Caught Burying A Charm In Front Of His Shop In Port-harcourt by Lazlow: 4:03pm On May 07, 2019
Ummm. So if he was putting the cross or burying a bible in his shop would he have been "caught"? Brainwashed people. Everyone has a right to their own belief and religion.
RomanceRe: South Africa To Host Mr Gay World 2019 Pageant by Lazlow: 7:43pm On May 01, 2019
Johncables402:
This country should be destroyed . Too many abominations.
Not really, it's a way better country than Nigeria. And a lot of Nigerians would give their left ear to be there.
BusinessRe: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Lazlow: 4:26pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
I dunno whether you are a male or female but you seem like an asslicker.

Tell her the truth and stop deceiving her.

I dunno what's wrong with people.

BTW, my mum past actions reflects on her present life today.

She's living great without any problems

Don't bring her into this
So you’re saying you don’t like people making derogatory statements about you or your mum on a faceless forum without knowing you or your mum personally? Don’t you see the irony?
BusinessRe: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Lazlow: 4:12pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
Stop trying to justify what isn't right. Get out of here and fix up your lives
Stop slut shaming kiddo! You don’t and can never know what your own mother did. She’ll only tell you what you need to hear. She might have been the human glory hole on her street growing up and you wouldn’t want people slut shaming her for that would you?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by Lazlow: 1:33pm On Aug 29, 2018
iyanumiv:
Sey no be tatoo dey for Pastor arm sohuh...
RIP sha
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PoliticsRe: 2019: I Won't Criminalize Gay Nigerians - Donald Duke by Lazlow: 3:29pm On Aug 27, 2018
Lol. Nigerians commenting here sound like illiterates. He never said he's planning on legalising gay marriage or even the act.


He's merely saying he won't be criminalizing them so far they keep it private and amongst themselves because being gay does not take away their basic human rights.Did the president that criminalized gay marriage in 2012 turn the state of Nigeria around? He used that as a distraction for gullible Nigerians while the country went to hell.

Nigerians acting holier than thou since 1960 and still ranked one of the most corrupt countries on earth and also very poor and backward along with most other African countries. Makes one wonder. huh
EducationRe: Meet Okorogheye Orisheneye David, 15-Year-Old Who Scored 9 A's In WAEC, 332 JAMB by Lazlow: 7:21pm On Jul 23, 2018
In a non-shyt hole country he would get a fully funded scholarship from the government. In Nigeria however, that money would go to someone who spent a few months gisting and having sex on national tv. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Jakov Kitarović, Croatian President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović's Husband by Lazlow: 5:08pm On Jul 17, 2018
moorevic:
Vote a woman in Nigeria and all hoes will break loose
Vote a man in Nigeria and everything just breaks loose.
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Jakov Kitarović, Croatian President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović's Husband by Lazlow: 5:04pm On Jul 17, 2018
michael142:
Naija women lack sense. We can't allow people with 20% sense to rule men with 100% sense.
That's why you deserve Booheri and all the others y'all have been getting.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Reacts As Dewy Oputa, His Lesbian Daughter Shows Her Girlfriend SJ by Lazlow: 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2018
mytime24:
14yrs knocking angry
They're rich so not really. wink
RomanceRe: "Jesus Was Bisexual" - Yemisi Ilesanmi Attends London Gay Pride (Photos) by Lazlow: 2:54pm On Jul 08, 2018
How can a set of people (blacks) who have for decades fought for racial equality and tolerance of their kind be so insensitive and intolerant towards another group of people (lgbt) because of their kind? That is the real mind fuckery.
RomanceRe: "Jesus Was Bisexual" - Yemisi Ilesanmi Attends London Gay Pride (Photos) by Lazlow: 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2018
mysticwarrior:
the only thing I love about Adolf Hitler was his policy of killing homosexuals.
And blacks.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 6:44pm On Sep 05, 2016
Neddstark:
Jon snow
Lol.His nephew you mean?Get out from under that rock and keep up!!!Your *hero's* lineage is finished.Except you're counting the crippled one.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 4:29pm On Sep 05, 2016
Neddstark:
His offsprings live on. His son is the king of the North.
Huh?what son?Keep up.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 3:22pm On Sep 05, 2016
Neddstark:
Just like Ned Stark finds fágs like you disgusting, I do.
Ned never said that and even if he did its irrelevant cause he's long gone nd forgotten by most of Westeros.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:46pm On Sep 05, 2016
JustHere2Observ:
Not everyone against homosexuality is religious. I for one dont buy into the idea, the law of nature is to reproduce its own kind and not to bring it to extinction. Homosexuality does not support that theory.
So what are you waiting for?Get started on it already.Start pumping out those babies by the numbers before all the other babies in the word finish(including the ones your likes abandoned at orphanages).Mr Nature.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:41pm On Sep 05, 2016
gidado14:
start by marrying your father, Idiot
Sorry bro but that didn't make sense.No correlation whatsover with what she said.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:37pm On Sep 05, 2016
Neddstark:
Yeah yeah. Right now, I wish your dad had that option. You might not have had the opportunity to type this
. Also try and give your brother a head. He might like it and you guys can fall in love too. grin grin grin
And to think that the actual Ned Stark character thought he was wise yet ended up the way he did.What a coincidence!
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:34pm On Sep 05, 2016
ifeomaekol:
The bible says go ye into the world and mutiply----pls how can gays mutiply when they enter the worldhuh? And no one shuld tell me, they ll adopt!! For the fact that u adopt shows that everything is wrong with been gay. And don't tell me wat of women that r barren----miracles still happen, we hv testimonies n dias always hope. So wat hope do d gays have?? Pastor jide is it d will of God that u sleep with ur fellow man when God himself created adam looked @ him and said its nt good dt he should be alone n created another being but with a diff sex organhuh Wat is wrong wt ds peoplehuh??
So why do you let him use a condom when he's smashing you?Why dont you let him go raw so you can multiply.Oops!looks like someone is going to hell.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:22pm On Sep 05, 2016
KingAdegoke:
Amen. you can as well organize a vigil. just you and me so you'll pray well for me.
Naaah!Can't be around you.You creepy freak with your disgusting fetish for human blood.You're not fit to be around normal humans(yes including gays).You have serious serial killer tendencies and you're a ticking time bomb.Either a psychiatric or spiritual help would do.Am sure you have family that would be of assistance.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:18pm On Sep 05, 2016
tammie24:
well, let me give you one instance how it affects others


If your parents were to be lesbians and homosexuals

You wouldn't be here

Also if we encourage these behaviour, our kids will think it's ok or normal which it isn't, to be with someone of same sex and at the same time teaching them in school about plants and animals reproduction thereby confusing them


Give it up dear


And if you are one of them, try not to be caught.
Lol.Not just yet.My parents are straight not gay.And even in their time they knew about gays but knowing about gays didnt make them gay.In America where it is legalized there are still millions of straight people going about their lives and not automatically turning gay.Yep that's one of the perks of being a human being.The ability to reason and decide for yourself what you want and not being automatically 'converted'.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 1:05pm On Sep 05, 2016
KingAdegoke:
never. let them go have their own planet. let NASA better teleport them to Kepler planet else we shall slit their throats and drink their disgusting blood.
Wanting to drink your fellow man's blood is a whole other mental illness i cannot even begin to describe.God help you and I hope you get cured.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 12:57pm On Sep 05, 2016
Ivanlxi:
Hw can somebody will be putting his dick in ma ass

Godforbid
No one is interested in doing that with you dude.TRUST ME.
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 12:50pm On Sep 05, 2016
tammie24:
just because it doesn't hurt people physically doesn't mean it doesn't hurt them mentally or the people around them


I don't think I need to explain that to you Mr man!
A person smokes around other people thereby exposing them to the same heart and lung diseases he's prone to.Now that's understandable and it explains why smoking should be outlawed (even though its perfectly okay to smoke in public here in our holier than thou naija).So how then do two adults shagging in the comfort of each other's arms affect you or any other straight person mentally?
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 12:42pm On Sep 05, 2016
Handsomecole:
Idiot, Animal. Just let us get you. We shall skin you alive and then you'll rot in he'll.
And skinning him or her alive will put food on your empty table and grant you an automatic entry into heaven.Weldone!
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2016
Whizzdom:
Same-sex church is in existence in Nigeria and I never knew about it, am becoming more of a slacker. These people engaging in homosexuality are dilirious. How can you say serve God when you know that God hates sexual immoralities like Gay, Lesbianism etc. Male dog does not mate with another male dog neither do a cock mate with a cock. Why are we human beings so stubborn? Small time now some people will be shouting freedom. Freedom that will lead you to destruction.
Interesting how you mentioned homosexuality and lesbianism being immortalities but no mention of fornication and adultery.You probably think you are first in line to enter the gates of heaven now dont ya?
Christianity EtcRe: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Lazlow: 12:30pm On Sep 05, 2016
tammie24:
you don't allow people to choose... like that


If you allow people to choose homosexuality lifestyle and lesbianism

Then you should also allow pedophiles and those who sleep with animals to be free


Robbers and ritualists to be free


Abeg think!!! angry angry angry
Paedophilia,bestiality,robbery and ritualism are acts that are committed with the purpose of hurting other people(or animals).Paedophilia and bestiality are between an adult and a non consenting child or animal.Homosexuality is between two consenting adult individuals in their right frame of mind (not insane) just like heterosexuality.Therefore there is no correlation between homosexuality and those vices you mentioned.So madam you are the one who should think!
PhonesRe: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by Lazlow: 8:44pm On Jun 15, 2016
TheFLIRT:
Why use the present continuous tense? Stop acting too smart. Evil things still befall the righteous. When it's time for rapture, God will remember His own people. And unrepentant fagggots ain't gonna be among them!
But hateful bigots will be among them?
PhonesRe: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by Lazlow: 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2016
zainabxel:
yes that is why only gays die, God only sends HIV, Ebola, Malaria and other sicknesses to gay people, only gay people are affected by wars, natural disasters like earthquakes, floods, drought, landslides, typhoons, etc. only gay people are poor, all the millions of children starving around the world are gay, can't you see how Nigeria's economy is booming and prospering since the anti-gay law was passed?
Oh and lets not forget how America collapsed the very day the gay bill was passed and how all our straight leaders in Nigeria hv been so great at governing and fighting corruption and making Nigeria a Utopia to live in.
PhonesRe: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by Lazlow: 10:42am On Jun 15, 2016
Well Facebook is owned by an American.And we all know how much the Americans looooooove and accept the gays.So sir if you want to keep having the privilege of using their app then u have to go by their rules which means no spilling of hateful profanities on something they have come to accept.Maybe when you're on a "Nigerian made" social media you're free to spit out hateful slurs about gays and how they will burn in hell.But not on Facebook mistah.Food for thought:The fact that you dress like them,talk like them and are not in chains and shackles doesn't mean you're any less of a slave.What good is there in being a "Free" man when you still rely on them for your basic needs.
Foreign AffairsRe: 50 People Shot Dead At Florida Gay Nightclub In America by Lazlow: 2:48pm On Jun 13, 2016
Yep.Gays were killed.Another reason for the vampires to come out and revel in the glory of spilled blood while hiding behind the covers of being the better religion.You really think that the same God in heaven who preached love for your neighbour will support you jubilating over the death of 50 people who commited no crime other than screwing someone of the same sex?And even if that God does not condone it why not leave it to him to condemn the 'evil' ones.Does your warped ideology about meting out justice make any sense to your jungo backwards brain?
Foreign AffairsRe: 50 People Shot Dead At Florida Gay Nightclub In America by Lazlow: 2:36pm On Jun 13, 2016
APOSTLECHUMA:
IN BIBLE DAYS,GAYS WERE STONED TO DEATH AND WHEN THOSE WHO CALL THEMSELVES CHRISTIANS TODAY IN THEIR INSANITY,PERMIT THAT WHICH IS EVIL IN GOD"S SIGHT,GOD CAN USE ANY BODY TO GIVE THEM MODERN STONING.
And how will killing enhance your pathetic life.You with your perfect untainted self who have never committed fornication or masturbation or harboured thoughts to kill your fellow human being.You're probably number one on the list of those to make heaven.

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