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RomanceRe: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by lebesgue(m): 5:45pm On Apr 07, 2018
Sagamite:
Mo ma fun ladura naa. (I will give you my prayer)

Ire ba yi ama kari gbogbo ebi ati iran e loruko Jesu Kristi. (May this kind of goodness be bestowed on your family and future generation in the name of Jesus our Lord)

Akere lo ma ma bi. (It is Akeres [from Fadeyi Oloro movies] una go they give birth to)

Ogo, ogo, ogo, folorun. (Praise, praise, praise, to God) grin

Oloshi, oloriburuku! grin grin grin grin grin
Alagba Sagamite, awon agba so wipe: adìe funfun ko mo ara relagba. Ki ama gba adura wipe iyawo tuntun ti Olodumare fun yin maa soyin di okunrin alalubarika, ti orire pe gan ni. Mofe be yin, kini oruko babalawo to ba yin wa iyawo? Mi oro wipe oju lasan ni e fi fe obinrin ti orewa lati oke dele beyen o.
RomanceRe: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by lebesgue(m): 6:29am On Apr 07, 2018
Sagamite:
Won ti she epe fun e!
Happy married life, my brother. Eje ki ama dupe ni owo Olodumare fun igbeyawo yin. Idunnu ati ire yi maa kari.
RomanceRe: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by lebesgue(m): 4:54pm On Apr 06, 2018
Finally, Sagamite is married.
Car TalkRe: Uber's Self-driving Car Just Killed A Pedestrian. by lebesgue(m): 7:07am On Mar 20, 2018
Abeg, change the front-page headline to USA, not UK.
TravelRe: South African Student Missed The Russian Plane Which Crashed With No Survivor by lebesgue(m): 1:55pm On Feb 12, 2018
1 out of 72 people was saved and the conclusion is that "God is good." Why is the bar so low? African mentality is so primitive and incurious. It explains why we are so backward. People are actually quoting scriptures and they are applauding a 1/ 72 outcome.

If your loved one was amongst those who perished, would you still feel the same way? I don't expect my people to suddenly change, for their inability to critically reason is innate. It has no known cure!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus Christ Spoke More About Hell More Than Heaven by lebesgue(m): 9:30am On Jan 21, 2018
Nothing fear me pass hell. Chei. As a kid, the thought of burning in fire for an eternity kept me awake for so many nights. Fire burn me for 1 second, I dey cry, not to come talk eternity.
Christianity EtcRe: Hating Christians Is Fulfilment Of The Scripture by lebesgue(m): 8:48am On Jan 14, 2018
"And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake"

But that is not what is happening. Christians are not hated because of Jesus Christ; they are hated because they are judgmental hypocritical pricks, thieves, liars, adulterers, lazy, and scam artists. We love those who act like Christ!
Christianity EtcRe: Newman Emmanuel Edward: "If You Are Rich & Don't Help Pastors, You Will Die" by lebesgue(m): 6:14pm On Jan 13, 2018
whitestar01:
This one no dey shame at all,others dey do am with tactics no be like this na.
Na dat one even pain me pass. He no use style at all; he just talk him mind without fear. Chai.
CrimeRe: Man Dressed In Suit Steals A Phone In Lagos After Distracting People (Video) by lebesgue(m): 10:04pm On Dec 23, 2017
The man speaking in the video sounded really pained. It was almost as if the thief fornicated with his wife. But why was he calling the thief an armed robber?
CelebritiesRe: "I'll Date My Biggest Fan" — Billionaires Daughter DJ Cuppy by lebesgue(m): 5:33am On Dec 17, 2017
Na mumu dis one dey find. She will never respect you if you worship her. Men who heed her call will land in the bottomless pit of the friendzone. Even Jesus cannot escape that pit.
PoliticsRe: Omarosa Manigault Resigns From White House Job by lebesgue(m): 12:59am On Dec 14, 2017
"Omarosé Onée Manigault was born in Youngstown, Ohio, the daughter of Theresa Marie (née Walker) and Jack Thomas Manigault Sr..."

Abeg, who tell una say she be Nigerian?
CultureRe: The Economics Of Igbo Marriage Explained by lebesgue(m): 7:37pm On Dec 12, 2017
To all the complainers, make we hear word jare. If I really like the woman and see her as my future wife, I will pay anything!

Instead of complaining, look for other women. It is not by force. In fact, if you can't afford the little things your prospective in-laws are demanding, how will you support your family?
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favourite Worship Song On A Sunday Morning by lebesgue(m): 8:00am On Dec 03, 2017
Our Father, by Don Moen

How Great Thy Art
CelebritiesRe: Bakare Olalekan Mubarak Celebrates His Birthday by lebesgue(m): 9:33pm On Nov 14, 2017
But how tall is he?
PhonesRe: Which Phone Are You Currently Using? by lebesgue(m): 8:10pm On Aug 27, 2017
Samsung Galaxy S8+.
RomanceRe: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by lebesgue(m): 6:41am On Mar 19, 2017
My guy, you are a part-time husband. The real husband is lurking in the corner somewhere.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: I Would Love To Marry A Man Who Likes Sex, Can't Marry A Poor Guy by lebesgue(m):
But why dis matter come pain my brothers like dis? The number of butt hurt comments on this thread is staggering.
CelebritiesRe: 16-Year-Old Meraiah Ekeinde Is Growing Into A Fine Young Woman by lebesgue(m): 6:54pm On Nov 03, 2016
Nigerians and Pedophilia

RomanceRe: Kenyan Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery With His Employee, A Watchman by lebesgue(m): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2016
Nigerians on this thread act as if this is unique to Kenya. My brothers and sisters, this is a worldwide phenomenon. Growing up in Osogbo, I was privy to tons of salacious incidents. Nkan nbe!
RomanceRe: Kenyan Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery With His Employee, A Watchman by lebesgue(m): 6:31pm On Nov 01, 2016
delishpot:
When oga sleeps with maid, people look for ways to blame the wife. When wife sleeps with gate man..... what will people say?
People will say that the wife cheated because her husband couldn't satisfy her; at least that is what I get from these comments.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by lebesgue(m): 9:15pm On Oct 31, 2016
Geraldyne:
... while I was trying to pray,he started touching me again....
Nigerians, I hail o.

Geraldyne:
so cos I bleeped...I shudnt pray??...u gonna tell me dah u dnt pray evn wen u a sinner...I want advice nt judgement
See rationalizing.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Having Fun in Eto's House as he Rocks Eto's jersey in Cameroon (pics,Vid) by lebesgue(m): 7:25pm On Oct 31, 2016
Memphis357:
All these mediocre Nigerian acts sef...... It beats my imagination as to what Nigerians enjoy in their music sef.....
My brother, I tire o. I thought it was only me.
CelebritiesRe: Sumbo Adeoye's Adorable Photo With Her Family by lebesgue(m): 7:40am On Oct 06, 2016
abike12:
But somehow Tuface is not called Sumbo and Pero's ex
Because we don't know who Sumbo and Pero are, but we know who Tuface is. If I saw Sumbo, I wouldn't have opened this thread. If Oprah's my ex, then na Oprah's ex dem go call me till I die, not the other way around.
FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by lebesgue(m): 2:10am On Sep 13, 2016
sllay:
Dude, just because you grew up watching your temperamental dad knock out your mum's teeth every Christmas while she spent every alternate weekend recuperating in a hospital bed after he beat her to a coma doesn't mean that's the way women, worse still married women should be treated.

Some of us were raised in homely environments.

Don't end up like your dad, boy. Rise above female brutality!
Hypocrisy, thy name is silay. You preached nonviolence then you resorted to name-calling and degenerate behavior. Haba!
CelebritiesRe: 'I Want To Lick You Simi' -- Ycee [PICS] by lebesgue(m): 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2016
bettercreature:
It's going to be the end of the relationship if a guy say that to any lady in my family (especially in public)we are very classy and intelligent
It has nothing to do with classy and intelligent. The only person who can make such a decision is your sister, not you! Na only vex you go vex.
CelebritiesRe: 'I Want To Lick You Simi' -- Ycee [PICS] by lebesgue(m): 8:37pm On Aug 31, 2016
bettercreature:
Very disgusting statement,he dare not say that to my sister
Mehnn that is class------less
If your sister's boyfriend says that he wanted to lick her, there is nothing you can do. Do you own your sister?
SportsRe: Samuel Nlend Sacked For Testing HIV Positive In Egypt (Photos) by lebesgue(m): 12:00am On Aug 31, 2016
GossipHeart:
Dawg, just grow up.
It's very difficult to get H.I.V from sex, how old are you ??
To get H.I.V, there must be transfusion of blood.

Go read some book
Chineke! Holy Jesus, son of God. See as this dude dey pass misinformation.

Anyway, this from:
http://www.hhs.gov/opa/reproductive-health/stis/hiv/

Unprotected vaginal and anal sex are the most common ways the virus is transmitted.

My brother, educate yourself and stop spreading false information. It is even more disturbing that there are five people who agreed with your statements.
PoliticsRe: How Can One Legally Own Fire Arm In Nigeria? by lebesgue(m): 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2016
What is it with the Fulani murderers everyone is talking about?
FamilyRe: Why Is It That Nigerians Abroad Hardly Marry Nigerian Ladies Over There? by lebesgue(m): 12:49am On Aug 07, 2016
Chei. This thing dey pain our men o. I can feel the anger through my screen. All is well.
EventsRe: Man Attacks Lady For Not Inviting Him To Her Birthday Party by lebesgue(m): 6:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
Chai. The thing pain this bobo no be small. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Kind But My Ex Is The Love Of My Life by lebesgue(m): 8:11am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
Marriage nowadays seems like boyfrnd and girlfrnd relationship...


A marriage without Christ is a dead marriage.
But people were married before Christ na. Would you say that all the marriages our ancestors had were also dead?
TV/MoviesRe: Onome 1 & 2... Another Love - Nollywood Movie: Do You Have This Old Movie? by lebesgue(m): 9:54am On Mar 16, 2016
I know this is an old thread, but I'd also like to know if anyone knows where to find this movie.

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