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Christianity EtcRe: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by lebesgue(m): 9:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
malvisguy212:
the mod will never put this type of thread on the homepage, instead,it's thread that question the belief of a Christian that makes the homepage.

Op God bless you for this.
You were saying?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nice Guys Always Get Treated Badly? by lebesgue(m): 12:26am On Dec 22, 2014
thegoodjoehunt3:
If she leaves her man for a guy that she is not doing shakara for, sooner or later, she will be eyeing another one. She will say, this my guy does not show me love like this new guy.
So where will one find a woman that is not like this?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nice Guys Always Get Treated Badly? by lebesgue(m): 12:20am On Dec 22, 2014
thegoodjoehunt3:
I repeat, all those ladies hate nice guys are myths.

How many romance novels or chick flicks have the hero acting rude and badly to a lady?

Ladies keep reading romance novels and watching telemundo despite the guys acting soft and saying things like, MY LIFE WOULD HAVE ENDED IF NOT FOR YOU.
My brother, thank you. The fact is these women do not truly like these men. If a woman truly likes you, she no go do shakara. Trust me, there is a guy that she eyeing and not doing shakara for.
PoliticsRe: The Black Man Mentality (interview By AN Asian) by lebesgue(m): 6:02am On Dec 17, 2014
Bump
HealthRe: A Bro Is In Need Of Advice On How To Make His Teeths White by lebesgue(m): 3:39am On Dec 09, 2014
Fret no more my brother for your problem shall vanish once you implement my solution. In fact, your problem is minute, so long as you painstakingly follow my recipe. All you need to do is mix the following ingredients, and then drink it.

1. Pluck a strand of hair from the head of a 7 day old lion cub, in the presence of his mother.

2. 5ml of saliva from a 32 year old female virgin.

3. 7 ants that have been alive for no less than or greater than 7 hours.

4. 12 teaspoons of 3 month old excrement of a dog with rabies.

5. 1 adult crocodile tooth.


If your teeth do not turn white after drinking this solution, no be my mama born me.
FashionRe: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Makes A Colorful Fashion Statement [PHOTOS] by lebesgue(m): 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
If she were French, she wouldn't be all that.
RomanceRe: What Is The Sweetest Thing You've Ever Done For Your Partner? by lebesgue(m): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2014
LMAO @ Wallpaper. Boys don suffer sha.
FamilyRe: Words From A Father To His Son About Women And Marriage by lebesgue(m): 6:56am On Nov 29, 2014
pussyeater:
Ode!
Chei, see insult.
FamilyRe: Words From A Father To His Son About Women And Marriage by lebesgue(m): 6:26am On Nov 29, 2014
This advice doesn't work for French women.
RomanceRe: Why Is Marriage Seeming So Weird To Me? by lebesgue(m): 2:12am On Nov 29, 2014
goofyone:
Even though I share your concerns about marriage, we have got to admit you are the weirder one. If the majority among a population thinks marriage is ideal for a man (and a woman), then the outsider has got to realize he is on a different course, and a weird one at that.
I disagree. If the majority is willing to go into an institution with 50% failure rate, then they are the crazy ones.
Christianity EtcRe: What Nigerians Think Of People Who Do NOT Believe In God? by lebesgue(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2014
Emmalot121:
America was built on strong christian values, until it was destroyed by feminism and other so called 'rights' group.
So slavery and the elimination of millions of native Americans are part of Christian values?
RomanceRe: Do Guys Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses? by lebesgue(m): 8:30pm On Nov 28, 2014
Absolutely! Especially if they are from France.
RomanceRe: Why Is Marriage Seeming So Weird To Me? by lebesgue(m): 8:28pm On Nov 28, 2014
From your post, I concluded that you do not live in France, for marriage is not weird for us over here. If you do live in France, then you should consult an online babalawo.
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Beautiful Queens Behind Nigerian Comedy Kings (photos) by lebesgue(m): 12:30am On Nov 19, 2014
holatin:
90% of those women wount marry them if they are not rich.
Women and money are like food and water
But 90% of those men won't marry them if they are not pretty. Men and superficiality are like food and water.
Nairaland GeneralMan Anoints Violent Woman With Holy Slap by lebesgue(op): 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2014
I do not support violence, but everyone can agree that this sister had it coming. He slapped the sonic rings out of her! grin grin grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0
RomanceRe: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by lebesgue(m): 10:29pm On Nov 11, 2014
michaelbiz:
grin grin grin grin won ti ro efo fun were lmaoooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Lmaooooooo grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by lebesgue(m): 10:14pm On Nov 11, 2014
hadunihade:
Dem don get dis guy I swear
Lmao. Owo awon iya mi osoromoniga ti baa.
RomanceRe: Naija Man Sentenced To Jail For Romance Fraud Of 200 Million Naira. by lebesgue(m): 8:15pm On Nov 01, 2014
I commiserate with these poor women, but they also had a hand in their own scam. I hope they can use this experience to make judicious decisions in the future, but I highly doubt it.
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Do Everything To Keep My Marriage – AY by lebesgue(m): 12:32am On Oct 25, 2014
lexiconkabir:
Really?
I dnt tink xo...divorce can and will never be the best option bt its just an option.....atleast i Dae the first page
So if a spouse says that they do not love the other anymore, what will you recommend?
FamilyRe: Man Abandons Children In Boarding School For Eight Years by lebesgue(m): 9:10am On Oct 21, 2014
Edusouls:
Shut up all you, u think life is easy, do you know the hell the man is going through where ever he is now, do you think he is happy with what is happening, do u know what hell he had gone through in the hands of her vry baad wife, he even saved the childrens life by not abandoning them on to their fate, he at least made a very good move to put them in a school where he knows people will be on them, where is their irresponsible and vry heartless woman that abandoned both father and children and dissapeared for good, see some women re doom when they enter ur life you regret been even born into this life, she will unleash hell to everything close to you, and you re just few years aways from early grave. May God help that man, i know he loves his children but has nothing to care for the kids, but he made a very clever move, now he has saved this kids from long torment of life they would have gone through if he had abandoned them just like her doom wife, and God will also bless the school for their devoution and patience for 8years, it is not easy, most schools wont tolerate that..and finaly i pray that their father is still well and alive, after regaining his stand he should come and reunite with his kids.
May God punish you.
FamilyRe: Man Abandons Children In Boarding School For Eight Years by lebesgue(m):
It takes a lot to make me emotional, but this hit me in the depth of my heart. Chei, those parents are wicked.
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by lebesgue(m): 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2014
EfemenaXY:
This thread isn't real jare.

What full blooded male - a Naija brother for that matter - would take this on the chin with such a sheepish attitude?

@OP is just seeking some fun entertainment this Sunday Evening.
Thank you jare. Naija men? For where?
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lebesgue(m): 1:10am On Oct 13, 2014
AmberQueen:
I catch ur drift bro...lol

@Hadizy,u go girl... smiley
LMAO!
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lebesgue(m): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2014
priscaoge:
Sure!!

But one have to be careful. Even if u don't wanna get married,at least u mingle with reasonable people. Those Who can be of help to u in future.
Gbam! I completely agree.
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lebesgue(m): 10:20pm On Oct 12, 2014
priscaoge:
Once you are 25, stop entertaining people u see NO future with undecided undecided
Not everyone wants to get married.
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lebesgue(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2014
I do not understand Nigerians' morbid obsession with marriage. Why must every relationship be a potential stepping stone to marriage? I am not ready for marriage, so the primary reason I dive into a relationship is that I want my nuts to lose weight, if you catch my drift.
WebmastersRe: How Can I Make My Forum Board/topic Board Like NL by lebesgue(m): 4:36pm On Oct 10, 2014
phantonce:
I'm a web designer and how can I go about it?
If indeed you are a web designer, then you should know how to go about it. I can do it for you, for a price of course.
CelebritiesRe: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by lebesgue(m): 7:34am On Oct 10, 2014
KingEbukasBlog:
I am that person that eats with her eyes, like I need to be attracted to you. Definitely. There has to be physical attraction that will draw me to you but at the end of the day, it’s your mind I’m going to fall in love with. I’m probably looking for a friend, someone who shares a like mind amd somebody who is confident. Aww, I love tall guys. I’m short you have to think of the kids.

Don’t you think a lot of guys are scared of you now?

They will say she is good looking, successful, she’s got her own career, let me leave her alone, I can’t handle that kind of wife. I can’t tell her what to do.
Then he is a baby, a boy. I’m not looking for a boy. Men don’t let artificial things like that intimidate them.

http://www.kingebuka.com/2014/10/i-have-no-boyfriend-and-am-not-looking.html
Hypocrite.
FamilyRe: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by lebesgue(m): 3:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
all4naija:
Respect and Nigerians are two different things. When have Nigerians suddenly become respectful?! lipsrsealed Not those shady display of cultutral norms looking for means to swindle you of your money. Please, take that cultural primitiveness to somewhere else. Nobody is going to take this seriously because most Nigerians I have met are arrogant and irritating in their puffiness. They would even want to take advantage of you if you respect them. I have stopped respecting my people for long having see that they use it to take advantage of you.
My brother I tire o. An insightful poster earlier asked why our country is so corrupt given our unique upbringing, and this is a question that has bothered me for so long.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by lebesgue(m): 2:59am On Oct 05, 2014
Missy89:
As Usual, dumb Christians with bigoted minds have hijacked the thread.

soon they will say their religion is the peaceful one even thou most of them are not as smart as they think they are.
My sister, as much as I consider both Christians and Muslims to be troublemakers, one has to admit, especially given the state of unrest in parts of our country, that the latter are far less peaceful than the former. I cannot recall the last time Christians were beheading people in the name of their God.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by lebesgue(m): 12:17am On Oct 05, 2014
If you are broke and hunger is panel-beating your very existence, you will eat anything.

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