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Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by lebesgue(m): 8:58pm On Aug 10, 2014
LarrySun: I'm not surprised; since our verbal communication has often remained badly ambiguous; we blame the government for everything evil. No one is ready to take responsibility for the defects of the society; instead, we make asinine (even evil) jokes to mask our discomfort. The first sign of headache can be a neckache. We may suddenly wake up one morning to find out that these unserious fiends are candidates for straitjackets who'd escaped the confinements of their mental asylums.

The theory that the crippled government is the cause of the imbroglio circulating all around the federation is, I feel, a somewhat too complacent half-truth; we are the architects of our own mishaps. The civilians allowed themselves to be held by the ears like rabbits and tossed into the thorns by imbeciles of higher echelons whose acidulated mien and balderdashing decadents has made them dizzy with their own intellectual altitude, all just for the paltry sum of thirty pieces of silver. I fear for the growing generations; for when even giants are toppled, what hope is there for the midgets?

We should rise up, take the bull by the flank and make our stands against these revolting oppressors among ourselves; the state of the nation has gone beyond the days of 'twinkle, twinkle little stars'...cracking jokes about our own misfortunes is a perfect show of 'suffering and smiling'.
Chineke. Na only you waka come. See as you dey blow grammar. Dia ris God o.
FamilyRe: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by lebesgue(m):
Where do I start?

1. As soon as my siblings and I heard the sound of our father's car pulling up into the driveway, the fear of God would immediately overwhelm the whole house. We would start to fan and blow the TV and VCR because we did not want him to know that we had been watching movies for so long.

2. We almost never went outside, and woe betided any friend who unfortunately visited us.

3. Whenever he would call any of our names, our blood pressures would simultaneously rise.

4. When it came to beatings, my father was second to none. Full body assault behind closed doors. My father would beat the essence of life out of us.

5. He was a cold-a*s mean motherfu**er and I will never treat my children the way he treated us. Luckily, my mother made up for it in terms of overwhelming love. I give my father a 1/20.
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Love His Wife More Than His Mother? by lebesgue(m): 1:39am On Aug 09, 2014
I searched this question on Google and this thread popped up. So...bump!
RomanceRe: The 6 Types Of Women Who Always Cheat On Men by lebesgue(m): 8:40am On Aug 07, 2014
Liability: men are the worst cheat i have ever seen.
Harbosede02: u jst said my mind.
Ladystewie: #yawns#
Men are still worst cheaters. Why? They just have to, It's built into their DNA
But men are not sleeping with themselves. They are sleeping with women, so for every man who cheats, another woman is aiding him.
CultureRe: Endangered Languages Of Nigeria + Others by lebesgue(m): 3:04pm On Aug 06, 2014
CAMNEWTON4PRES: Natural trend , the remaining ones should b valued, with one being picked as the national language
Hausa is widely spoken but they dont have enough materials and intellectuals, so i Will go for igbo or yoruba
If we didn't have the common tongue (English), how would you have communicated this thought?
Christianity EtcRe: Did Adam And Eve Have Bellybuttons? by lebesgue(m): 1:45am On Aug 04, 2014
iamord: Well according to the bibble the whole races started from noahs sons.. Shem ham and japeth.. Ham was the father of blacks.. well that's according to the bible
How could Ham have been black when his parents were white?
Christianity EtcRe: Giv God A Great Name From Yr Heart by lebesgue(m): 9:32pm On Aug 03, 2014
The Almighty God who refused to answer the prayers of Nigerians. The wonderful God who killed the innocent first born of the Egyptians. The Merciful Baba who watched while Hitler slaughtered millions of his favorite children. Glory be to your Almighty Name.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Adam And Eve Have Bellybuttons? by lebesgue(m): 8:26am On Aug 03, 2014
If Adam and Eve were white, where did Asians and Blacks originate from?
FamilyRe: What If You Have An Academic Blockhead For A Child! by lebesgue(m): 7:03pm On Aug 02, 2014
earthgreeners: ..... Besides, the richest people in the world today were academic blockheads
For example?
HealthRe: FG Bars Corpses Of Nigerians From Abroad by lebesgue(m): 8:53am On Aug 02, 2014
lionduke: Ebola virus is a double wahala sickness oo, where i come from, the worst thing that can happen to a corpse is to be laid away from the resting place of his ancestors, they will never rest in Peace and posterity will always remember them as travelers who never returned, there offspring will be mocked and will never partake in any burial right.
https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by lebesgue(m): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2014
The maximum amount of time I have spent in the friend-zone was 2 months; after that, I respectfully withdrew myself from the "relationship". Your case, however, is mind boggling, for you have spent almost half a decade trying to win over someone who patently does not love you. My brother, NO means NO! Let her go. She is not in the wrong. You are. What more does she have to do to show you that she doesn't love you?
CelebritiesRe: 4 Celebs Who Still Live With Their Parents by lebesgue(m): 12:16am On Jul 27, 2014
saasala: Nope, its their parents who are living with them....and would you expect Jennifer Lopez to live in that big mansion alone as a woman? See photos of her mansion here: www.co2cn64j9k9

As for the Nadal, him parents go hear am by the time a woman comes in.
Jennifer Lawrence, not Jennifer Lopez.
PetsRe: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by lebesgue(m): 6:37am On Jul 26, 2014
bonechamberlain: u guys are funny and barbaric killing an animal that can't reason like a human, what do u mean stole a jean? does it have a gun y don't u guys take away the jean from the dog and return it to the owner, you guys just killed an innocent animal, u guys should be put in prison because its pple like u that would lynch an innocent Nigerian and burn that person alive. that animal was a fantastic creature that has no control over its action and was misused by its owner. the owner should be beaten not the lovely dog. Nigerians would continue to behave like homo habilis
Bros, do you eat meat or chicken?
CelebritiesRe: Mexico's Carlos Slim Reclaims World's Richest Man Title From Bill Gates by lebesgue(m): 4:53pm On Jul 25, 2014
If prayers can make someone rich, the richest people will come from Nigeria.
RomanceRe: You Are Not Man Enough - Ladies Only by lebesgue(m): 4:40pm On Jul 25, 2014
The phrase "Not Man Enough" is one of the many weapons that women use to control a mugu. If the phrase hurts you, then you a weakling, for no authentic man cares what others---especially women---think about him.

Where is Sagamite?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chinese Doctors Bowing Down To A 11 Year Old Boy Who Donated His Organs by lebesgue(m): 4:04am On Jul 25, 2014
This is awesome. It made me cry. RIP to the hero.
FashionRe: African Women No Longer "Believe Black Is Beautiful" -by Sede Alonge by lebesgue(m):
Is it their fault? So many hypocritical black men are quick to judge black women for wanting to appeal to the white standard of beauty, but when these men are searching for partners, they tend to go for the fair ones, if they have the opportunity. Numerous songs have been made that extolled the beauty of fair women. Even when we have e-fights with other countries like Ghana and Kenya, Nigerians always make it an invariable point to make fun of the predominant dark skins of our brothers and sisters in these countries. Until we start cherishing and loving our women, nothing will change. You can say, "Black Is Beautiful" all you want, but if your actions speak otherwise, then you are a hypocrite.
RomanceRe: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by lebesgue(m): 11:25pm On Jul 15, 2014
Everyone here is lying. This is an anonymous forum, so why is everyone forming. We all say we want these things in the opposite sex, but in reality this is what we really want:

Men:
An extremely attractive girl with big nyansh and who is very good in bed.

Women:
Tall hot wealthy guy with abs and who is very good in bed.
RomanceRe: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by lebesgue(m): 11:22pm On Jul 15, 2014
Cabinbiscuit: I'm not into physical looks so far you are not ugly....
Nothing else! I just fall in love.
Irony!
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by lebesgue(m): 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2014
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]I have a feeling Germany will score soon. . .[/color]
Going by your previous prophecy that the match would be over by the first half, I will pass on this.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by lebesgue(m): 8:32pm On Jul 13, 2014
Most exhilarated offside celebration I have ever seen.
Forum GamesRe: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by lebesgue(m): 7:51pm On Jul 13, 2014
I hate it when someone starts a thread and abandons it.
Forum GamesRe: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by lebesgue(m): 8:34pm On Jul 12, 2014
ektbear: Since the box labels are potentially wrong, you may as well assume that they are unlabeled (the labels don't help you at all).
Gbam!

@ OP

Your problem statement is confusing. You can make it clearer by saying that the boxes are unlabeled. Then the question will be thus: what is the minimum number of picks that will enable a person to ascertain the content of the boxes?
Forum GamesRe: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by lebesgue(m): 8:32pm On Jul 12, 2014
Are we assuming that each incorrect label is one of "WW, BB, and BW" or that a completely incorrectly label may be used?
RomanceRe: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by lebesgue(m): 4:08pm On Jul 11, 2014
safarigirl: the fellow attributed the 'wh0re' status to ALL women, there were no exceptions whatsoever.

No, I do not hold the assertion that ALL men are dogs so I do not expect a man to hold that assertion that ALL women are wh0res, I prefer to give people the benefit of doubt until one proves himself as such.

Women have been taking beatdowns from men for many centuries and for all the shiiit we take, you'd think a few numbskulls would desist from ridiculing us, but I guess it's too much to expect.
This is a faceless forum. People will use the opportunity to say anything and everything. When I first joined this forum, I used to get into e-battles but I soon realized that they were not worth it. The majority of threads on Nairaland are rife with hypocrisy, cognitive dissonance, and a staggering amount of insanity.
RomanceRe: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by lebesgue(m): 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2014
safarigirl: if you can't differentiate between an insult and a fact then you should google it.

[b]A man who can refer to any woman as a 'hoe/wh.ore' [/b]either had no female influence in his life or the female influence failed to make a strong impact.

Either point out the exact insult on my post or drop it
But some women are indeed whores, just like some men are dogs (in fact I can say most men, but I digress). That would be tantamount to saying that a woman who refers to any man as a dog either had no male influence in his life or the male influence failed to make a strong impact. The last sentence would be a lie. Not all women, or men, are saints.
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by lebesgue(m): 12:02am On Jul 10, 2014
SeaGold: Oga Seun want them to disappear from his forum, is that too much to get compliance?

The giver of sexkillz online life has decided to take back his life, if he wanna breath life again, he should seek alternative@killz
As much as I am enjoying this e-battle, I already know the outcome, since James is fighting a losing battle.
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by lebesgue(m): 11:51pm On Jul 09, 2014
SeaGold: My dear it is plain stoopid for sexkillz and Ogugua to advertise their affairs unceasing on the forum when they are aware that Seun emotion and not professional life is involved.

Let be reasonable without being biased. The love birds should conduct their affairs discreetly and private than rubbing it on the emotion of the forum owner. He is a human too.
Chineke! So in order not to bring out the immaturity of the OgaAtTheTop, Ogugua and Killz must hide their relationship? Did you read this before you posted it? I did not know that Ogugua was Seun's property.
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by lebesgue(m): 10:36pm On Jul 09, 2014
This thread sweet o no be small. grin grin grin grin However, once Seun swoops in and deletes this thread, most people will soon forget about this incident. But Seun no get any game jare. Eyebrow Chaser? Ewoo. Wetin be that?
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by lebesgue(m): 9:35pm On Jul 09, 2014
You can't even type N_k_e_m_8_8 and J_a_m_i_e_8_7 (without the underscores). Chai, oga Seun, I hail o. You are acting like a secondary school prefect.
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by lebesgue(m): 9:33pm On Jul 09, 2014
TroyJay1: killz didn't do anything na
I will tell you what I think this is, simple and succinct: Seun is jealous that Ogugua chose you over him. And yes, I am awaiting my eternal ban.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by lebesgue(m):

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