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LarrySun: I'm not surprised; since our verbal communication has often remained badly ambiguous; we blame the government for everything evil. No one is ready to take responsibility for the defects of the society; instead, we make asinine (even evil) jokes to mask our discomfort. The first sign of headache can be a neckache. We may suddenly wake up one morning to find out that these unserious fiends are candidates for straitjackets who'd escaped the confinements of their mental asylums.Chineke. Na only you waka come. See as you dey blow grammar. Dia ris God o. |
Where do I start? 1. As soon as my siblings and I heard the sound of our father's car pulling up into the driveway, the fear of God would immediately overwhelm the whole house. We would start to fan and blow the TV and VCR because we did not want him to know that we had been watching movies for so long. 2. We almost never went outside, and woe betided any friend who unfortunately visited us. 3. Whenever he would call any of our names, our blood pressures would simultaneously rise. 4. When it came to beatings, my father was second to none. Full body assault behind closed doors. My father would beat the essence of life out of us. 5. He was a cold-a*s mean motherfu**er and I will never treat my children the way he treated us. Luckily, my mother made up for it in terms of overwhelming love. I give my father a 1/20. |
I searched this question on Google and this thread popped up. So...bump! |
Liability: men are the worst cheat i have ever seen. Harbosede02: u jst said my mind. Ladystewie: #yawns#But men are not sleeping with themselves. They are sleeping with women, so for every man who cheats, another woman is aiding him. |
CAMNEWTON4PRES: Natural trend , the remaining ones should b valued, with one being picked as the national languageIf we didn't have the common tongue (English), how would you have communicated this thought? |
iamord: Well according to the bibble the whole races started from noahs sons.. Shem ham and japeth.. Ham was the father of blacks.. well that's according to the bibleHow could Ham have been black when his parents were white? |
The Almighty God who refused to answer the prayers of Nigerians. The wonderful God who killed the innocent first born of the Egyptians. The Merciful Baba who watched while Hitler slaughtered millions of his favorite children. Glory be to your Almighty Name. |
If Adam and Eve were white, where did Asians and Blacks originate from? |
earthgreeners: ..... Besides, the richest people in the world today were academic blockheadsFor example? |
lionduke: Ebola virus is a double wahala sickness oo, where i come from, the worst thing that can happen to a corpse is to be laid away from the resting place of his ancestors, they will never rest in Peace and posterity will always remember them as travelers who never returned, there offspring will be mocked and will never partake in any burial right.https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg |
The maximum amount of time I have spent in the friend-zone was 2 months; after that, I respectfully withdrew myself from the "relationship". Your case, however, is mind boggling, for you have spent almost half a decade trying to win over someone who patently does not love you. My brother, NO means NO! Let her go. She is not in the wrong. You are. What more does she have to do to show you that she doesn't love you? |
saasala: Nope, its their parents who are living with them....and would you expect Jennifer Lopez to live in that big mansion alone as a woman? See photos of her mansion here: www.co2cn64j9k9Jennifer Lawrence, not Jennifer Lopez. |
bonechamberlain: u guys are funny and barbaric killing an animal that can't reason like a human, what do u mean stole a jean? does it have a gun y don't u guys take away the jean from the dog and return it to the owner, you guys just killed an innocent animal, u guys should be put in prison because its pple like u that would lynch an innocent Nigerian and burn that person alive. that animal was a fantastic creature that has no control over its action and was misused by its owner. the owner should be beaten not the lovely dog. Nigerians would continue to behave like homo habilisBros, do you eat meat or chicken? |
If prayers can make someone rich, the richest people will come from Nigeria. |
The phrase "Not Man Enough" is one of the many weapons that women use to control a mugu. If the phrase hurts you, then you a weakling, for no authentic man cares what others---especially women---think about him. Where is Sagamite? |
This is awesome. It made me cry. RIP to the hero. |
Is it their fault? So many hypocritical black men are quick to judge black women for wanting to appeal to the white standard of beauty, but when these men are searching for partners, they tend to go for the fair ones, if they have the opportunity. Numerous songs have been made that extolled the beauty of fair women. Even when we have e-fights with other countries like Ghana and Kenya, Nigerians always make it an invariable point to make fun of the predominant dark skins of our brothers and sisters in these countries. Until we start cherishing and loving our women, nothing will change. You can say, "Black Is Beautiful" all you want, but if your actions speak otherwise, then you are a hypocrite. |
Everyone here is lying. This is an anonymous forum, so why is everyone forming. We all say we want these things in the opposite sex, but in reality this is what we really want: Men: An extremely attractive girl with big nyansh and who is very good in bed. Women: Tall hot wealthy guy with abs and who is very good in bed. |
Cabinbiscuit: I'm not into physical looks so far you are not ugly....Irony! |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]I have a feeling Germany will score soon. . .[/color]Going by your previous prophecy that the match would be over by the first half, I will pass on this. |
Most exhilarated offside celebration I have ever seen. |
I hate it when someone starts a thread and abandons it. |
ektbear: Since the box labels are potentially wrong, you may as well assume that they are unlabeled (the labels don't help you at all).Gbam! @ OP Your problem statement is confusing. You can make it clearer by saying that the boxes are unlabeled. Then the question will be thus: what is the minimum number of picks that will enable a person to ascertain the content of the boxes? |
Are we assuming that each incorrect label is one of "WW, BB, and BW" or that a completely incorrectly label may be used? |
safarigirl: the fellow attributed the 'wh0re' status to ALL women, there were no exceptions whatsoever.This is a faceless forum. People will use the opportunity to say anything and everything. When I first joined this forum, I used to get into e-battles but I soon realized that they were not worth it. The majority of threads on Nairaland are rife with hypocrisy, cognitive dissonance, and a staggering amount of insanity. |
safarigirl: if you can't differentiate between an insult and a fact then you should google it.But some women are indeed whores, just like some men are dogs (in fact I can say most men, but I digress). That would be tantamount to saying that a woman who refers to any man as a dog either had no male influence in his life or the male influence failed to make a strong impact. The last sentence would be a lie. Not all women, or men, are saints. |
SeaGold: Oga Seun want them to disappear from his forum, is that too much to get compliance?As much as I am enjoying this e-battle, I already know the outcome, since James is fighting a losing battle. |
SeaGold: My dear it is plain stoopid for sexkillz and Ogugua to advertise their affairs unceasing on the forum when they are aware that Seun emotion and not professional life is involved.Chineke! So in order not to bring out the immaturity of the OgaAtTheTop, Ogugua and Killz must hide their relationship? Did you read this before you posted it? I did not know that Ogugua was Seun's property. |
This thread sweet o no be small. However, once Seun swoops in and deletes this thread, most people will soon forget about this incident. But Seun no get any game jare. Eyebrow Chaser? Ewoo. Wetin be that? |
You can't even type N_k_e_m_8_8 and J_a_m_i_e_8_7 (without the underscores). Chai, oga Seun, I hail o. You are acting like a secondary school prefect. |
TroyJay1: killz didn't do anything naI will tell you what I think this is, simple and succinct: Seun is jealous that Ogugua chose you over him. And yes, I am awaiting my eternal ban. |