₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
[/quote][quote author=lalasticlala post=42038605]I almost thought u were a lady until i saw ''handsomeness'' in your post..

Wait for the ladies to come rate u....

Aminat508, Omotayor, abeg make una come ooo

Angelberry:
Did you drink olive oil?

You look funny

mrjojo:
Chisos!!! What is happening this days? this she male thinking 'she is handsome".. Is that akara oil? Or wat?..

yemoxyl:
WTF is that?
Don't tell me that's a human being

Leriebloom:
Haaaaaaaa, what in God name is dat?!!!!(dere is nth i wont see)

Ussyyn:
wait ooo una sure say na man be this?

7footre:
I was in stitches when I sighted the picture! Well since you asked for the ladies opinion, I'll leave them to it while I laugh till ma tummy hurts

Haba. Nitori kini? All these insults upon to say make una come witness the work of God. Why una no post una pictures na. I am beautifully and wonderfully made in the image of God. I am a fine boy and nobody can tell me any different. Or do you want to me to curse you by saying that, "May your children never look like me."

It seems this is the latest trend on Nairaland, so I have decided to take a go at it. I just want the ladies to confirm my suspicion---and that of others---that God, indeed, took his time when he was assembling my features. Thank you.

@lalasticlala: Abeg promote my handsomeness.

cescky:
Crime never pays....youll always be caught by the long arms of the law

Na lie. Ask our thieving politicians.

So while the guy is doing all the romantic stuff, what will you be contributing to the relationship?

And what will Nigerians do?


We will resort to fasting and prayers.

Turn-on : Rokiatu
Turn-off : Mrs. Chima

I do agree that our flag is boring; ironically, Nigerians are the least boring people in the world. If the flag were a true representation of the people, it would be break dancing and moon-walking 24-7.

omojeesu:
Let's get this clear:

1. He is a pedophile - Yes!
2. He enticed them - Yes!
3. He had sex with them - Yes!
4. He raped them - I don't think so!

The first time they didn't shout nor report to anyone. Did he have sex with them at the same time that one of them could not run out for help? They went back a second time!!!

The minors of today are not as innocent as we think!

I believe the age of consent in Nigeria is 18; if I am right, then it was rape. Technically, it is called statutory rape, since minors cannot legally consent.

mu2sa2:
Why are Christian priests embarrassing their religion so often these days?

It's always been this way; with technology , we now have evidence.

Modaran, see as these people gang up on Sagamite. Well sha, diaris god o. But 3 on 1 is not fair na.

Haba? 33? If you go lie, at least do am small small.

@Sagamite

My brother, bi ase ri ni yen o (na so we see am). So boys are getting their rents paid by women, driving cars bought by women, and getting fat on the hard-work of these women, and we are here forming bad boys? Chai! I have suffered no be small. No wonder coogar spends an unholy amount of time on Nairaland---he does not have to work. His hoes are out there hustling and he is just collecting their cheques. I will say it again: I have suffered. Anyway, my eyes have now opened. 2016 will be my year of laziness. I must meet my own BABE. I must get fat in the name of Obatala, through the grace of Jesus Christ. Amen.

BABE3:
unfollow the thread if you're tired of reading my posts.

BABE3, is this BABE!? If na so, oto ojo meta o.

But I must say that this thread has thoroughly entertained the bejesus out of me. Chei!

From twitter:

"The good news is that Kenyans can walk free in their forest because lions don't eat bones"

Chineke. Nigerians and our bad mouth.

Ray360:
the emboldened is the genesis of the problem, you two had started living together even before getting married, You must have slept with each other zillion times, What's there to excite you again in marriage? when your petals had already been battered, no flavour again to spark excitement

Assume they had no premarital sex, wouldn't the same boredom set in after they have slept with each other a million times during the first two years of their marriage?

Mr. Nigeria ko Mr Amerika ni. I fine pass this guy jare. If I vex, I go just post my picture.

The tribalism on this thread is wonderful.

damton:
May be he has the gift of prophecy, but he should learn to use it positively in assisting the security agencies or perhaps pray to avert the looming danger.

Use it positively? People who have the power of prophecy do not have a choice in the visions they see; if I were him, I would simply hold my tongue before they throw a tyre around my neck and make an example out of me.

PunkyVeer:
Someone she barely knows? I wouldn't be suprised if 1)she's a fake virgin
2)she's been sleeping with the dude she's marrying because she actually loves him & only using the OP as her gullible cash cow.

My sister, thank you very much. I thought exactly the same thing. Of course, he was just an assistant boyfriend whose sole purpose was to aid her with financial matters. The other bobo was the real fiance. I have seen lots of Bachelors and Masters in Applied Mumuology; this is my first encounter with a Ph.D in the discipline. God dey.

eph12:
The message says he didn't show up for the show so which one is keeping up appearances again when he is not even doing that.
And by the way if he is broke then you're broker.

The phrase "keeping up appearances is an idiom", so you are not meant to literally translate it. It means:

to hide your personal or financial problems from other people by continuing to live and behave in the same way that you did in the past

Source: http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/keep+up+appearances

TS2:
Naija which way?

Why are we hearing these things everyday?

These things have always been happening. Social media and the Internet just made it easier not only to quickly distribute the news but also to a wider audience.

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I do not believe that it is gender specific. However, the party who expended more effort and love in the relationship would be more heartbroken. It is easy to handle a breakup if your heart was never really into it.

Chineke. This is the funniest thread I have encountered in a long time. Interestingly, the chief entertainment on this thread is not the OP's main post, but the brief back and forth between English Professors Yareey and hahn. Una do well. Thank you for the laughs.

I understand why they insulted Davido, but did they have to collectively insult all our artists?

UncleJudax:
Yea...sure...it is a given, most Nigerians are hypocrites. Well, let's just say I overreacted. We good thou!

Yes we are good; forgive me for my overreaction. I always promise myself not to insult others, but this forum often brings out the worst in me.

UncleJudax:
Slow down son. I ain't mad at ya. Rapists are on the loose, worldwide?...just condemn the act, forget about what people did not say. You don't always make a difference by acting differently. Word!

My brother I do condemn the act, but the comments made it seem like we are innocent. We should condemn the act but we shouldn't be saying things like, "Only in India.." while 9 year olds are being raped over here too...

UncleJudax:
Seriously! You just want to be different or play the devils advocate? Niccur, get a life.

You are the one who needs to get a life. Instead of responding to the statement of my comment, you chose to make a frivolous ad-hominem comment. Go and jump off a bridge.

3Cees:
Rape is so rampant in India! There cant be shortage of willing women. The men there simply sadists!

shadelek:
India and this raping stuff sha... How come na naija woman be the victim again..

gurunlocker:
indians the rapist

EUROBOMBER:
India and rape, I smh.

Rapists should be executed simple. I support death penalty for rape.

onosprince:
Rape be like handshake for india, No be news again

Not to absolve these devils of their deeds, but you lots are hypocrites. Did you say the same thing about the never ending rape cases in Nigeria?

Flets:
Didnt the bible say we should pray for our leaders?

Did you pray for Abacha when he was alive?

Chineke. What has happened to Nairaland men? I can't believe that MEN are now gossiping about and rating other men's looks!!!

If a woman loves you or finds you interesting, then all these rules will not matter. Women don't hate attention; they just hate getting attention from men that they are not into. If she is not buying what you are selling, then take your market somewhere else.