bigpicture001:
My girlfriend whom I have planned to settle down with simply started acting cold and eventually stylishly slide out of our relationship because I sat her down and made a family financial support proposal to her in which she will be financially committed to running the proposed family we intend to raise...

These are the proposal...

1. She earns about 80k wile I earn about 300k.. I asked that we jointly contribute for all the children's Career funding starting from when we get married even before any of their birth.. I proposed 10k monthly from her and 40k from me to a trust account. From it we plan to fund all the children's Career from kiddagatten to varsity or which ever path they choose..

2. That sh choose between Nepa bill or DStv or gotv sub monthly..just one for her

3. I will be responsible for rents

4. We pay into another joint account for vacation once in two years..like sh puts in 20k I put in 50k monthly..

5. I provide all the heavy food stuffs required in the house in large quantities including gas ND change of electronics, but sh provide all the daily food supplements to mk mine complete.

6. She buys her clothes ND I buy mine but we can both surprise ourselfs with gift to the other..

7. I will buy the family car ND maintain it. If she buys no p.

8. I didn't rule out surprise gifts once a while and outting which I bankroll ND expect her to do same occasionally..

Plz oo nairalanders are these responsibilities to a wife too much for her, I mean one who works and earn over 50k...?

You are nothing but a wicked man, and you don't know it...

Mercychen:
By the time I was done with the photo shoot, I fell hungry again and decided to try another eatery as the first place was getting crowded.
There I had my second meal of the year.

This was tastier than the first. Special jollof they called it. It comes with shredded beef. So tasty.
so this time I had it with assorted meat.
And there I took my ice cream.

When the food comes in baby quantities, why hunger no go catch you again. Wey you suppose branch one better mama-put stone yourself with correct Pounded Yam, Ogbono, Stock Fish & Goat Meat, come wash am down with better Snapp/Smirnoff Ice. You belle go remain laidat till evening ni...
Continue wasting money, I sure sey you go don spend reach 5k that day so.
Lagosians and their addiction for wasting money on rubbish. May God heal you...

Kizyte:
Yes she is

In your eyes I guess...

yanabasee:
I don't care about their fights....


I am officially back to my main account....



A mod banned this account for ten years....


If this account could survive it, Then I will survive 2022...

The mod that banned my account can't even survive it.
Weyrey ban me till 2054. I doubt Buhari can be that wicked.
Nairaland sef won't survive their ban let alone the fool that promulgated it...

Mohbola:
haha

E shock you!

MrBrownJay1:


by the look of the below yeye organiser, i guess they reached his level and he had a sample of their "destiny"...

But they can still get there sha, if they know how to use what's left of their used destiny...

wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQrvQDiyY0

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYEXQOxIXVC/?utm_medium=copy_link

I know Nigeria would get back to the times when Muslims and Christians lived together in love and harmony.
The times my Muslim Yoruba uncle personally walked into a church and gave away his daughter to a Christian man.
Those were the times...

MrBrownJay1:
future food for Abuja's ogas at the top, polithieves and yahoo-yahoo criminals...

These ones no reach politician levels. Na yahoo boys dey do these ones...

lereinter:


Useless company

"You delay applicants at interview so that they won't be for the money"

What a useless logic

What do people work for

For how much bullshit they can stomach, not really for what they can do

Oluromantic:
Gidigbo service.

American pastor in Naija native. Nice!

Lol, the punched guy no even care say na front of pastor he dey? Like, wetin I do you, I no know you, you no know me, I no borrow money from you, me and you no get business together. You just come land blow for my face. Forget church o, I go punch my own, you dey craze? That guy ancestor na naija-delta militant from warri weh slavery carry go america. Very defensive.

But that pastor get work to do o. I'm sure if he's the one that was punched too, he will raise his hand in defence. Nobody even remember where Jesus say turn the other cheek when slapped.

I gbadu the guy wella.
This one go watch wella before pastor talk rubbish for hin front. This one no be sheeple, e fit wipe pastor slap one time if dust comot hin mouth

Deborah98:
Church don dismiss be dat wetin pastor wan preach again .. me sef will kukuma stand up and come and be going home

Before nko, before dem use gidigbo scatter pesin head...
Thank God the guy no geh gun, na another story we for dey talk now...

salamudeen:
@ the mention of Ibadan I know where the story go end....

Why you talk so now?
These Yoruba hoes tho, they're just for the highest bidder most times.
Imagine spending 4months B4 giving your guy kpekus, then you deny am again to go and serve it for another total stranger.
My guy, whoever takes women serious is not serious.

Holywizard:
Should I tell u what happened?
The guy was direct with ur ex. He quoted an amount of money for sex and ur ex couldn't hold herself. She might probably be into coded hookup as well. I know few working class ladies doing such.
I once had quickie, with another person's girlfriend at a hotel where I lodged few years ago. She was lodged with her so called man at the same hotel. We met at the hotel bar and our body chemistry matched. I was in my room when she chatted me up that I should open my door that she was coming. Na so we take run quickie and her man didn't know.
The truth is that ladies are always having one nonsense imaginary crushes on new faces most especially if they think that he has money or also good looking

How much you come pay am for the quickie?

dre11:



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/dog-eats-drunk-herbalists-private-parts-in-calabar/


Pic: The late herbalist’s house.

I dey always wonder why dogs eat shit...

wallay77:

Don't know why people like lies...a brand new Samsung 3000mah battery is better than a tecno 500mah battery...I can bet my balls

My brother you must be terribly mad for saying this

imam07:
I don dey use my povour 3 for over 2 years now d battery still dey okey. I never use phone wey get battery reach this phone. Is like those who never use this kine TECNO with good battery no dey understand what we dey talk. Though I changed from Samsung to TECNO because of money

My brother, dem no fit understand oh...

Guyman02:
Debasement of womanhood, meanwhile all the men are well dressed, why are the men not on G-strings?

They just turned this ladies to sex objects under the guise of pool party and the slay Queens will be feeling like they have made it in life with the small stipends they get from their love-vendor-in-Chief Alex after the men finish sleeping with them in their hotel rooms.

You're the one just disturbing yourself. The women are very okay with the way they're being treated. Them no complain give you.

Aanumi16:


Not up to that.
He is probably referring to Makurdi.
DM me, I have some agents u can talk to.
I also reside in Otukpo

Hello, I just called you now and you said you're in Osogbo.

Do you have any contact in Otukpo for rent please?

ItsGoodToBeGood:




Yeah, I quite agree with you,, Battery is always the problem when it comes to some Samsung phones

Na when the screen start to dey do anyhow I just Taya for the phone.

Phonescreen just went beserk by itself. I jolly am for over 2years sha...but my guy still dey use hin Pourvouy 3 for 3years now without wahala.

As I dey so, even if I be celebrity, na Tecno I go still use. I need reliability abeg...

ItsGoodToBeGood:
From Grace To Grass?





Abi na choice

Na choice oh. I've enjoyed everything Samsung has to offer, but can't be suffering myself going everywhere with charger, cos I charge my phone about 3times a day approximately.

Samsung is like German cars, highly unreliable; while Tecno is like Toyota- always answers...

My view though... although the phone come resemble toy for my eye sha , but e dey serve me so far...

I still haven't charged since yesterday morning oh! And my battery is now 10%! And I dey use am oh!

Conner44:


That you don finally sabi road to computer village

Lols, ode...all were bought brand new

2012- #95,000
2014- #75,000
2016- #75,000
2018- #33,000
2019- #150,000
2021- #78,000

2012- Samsung Galaxy Note 1
2014- Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1
2016- Samsung Galaxy A5
2018- Tecno POP1 (stolen together with my Galaxy A5 at Costain).
2019- Samsung Galaxy S8
2021- Typing & playing from my Tecno Spark J7 Pro 128Gig; 5000mah since yesterday morning without charging it, and battery's still 27%!

What can you deduce from this?

Abeg I dey come

kudumopol:

You are right bro. I served in FSTC Zuru, no regrets.

Met a Zuru babe today wey be Christian. So Christians fit be Kebbi indigenes?

Incredible!

eviewzmedia:
Crazy Moment Ayra Starr Removes Cloth while Performing for Uniben Students

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usMRYPjunFQ



https://www.instagram.com/p/CU0eQ2KozbP/?utm_medium=copy_link

I hope the bloody Samaritan doesn't turn into a bloody one hit wonder...

rezzy:


I used there again for my third baby last year. So far so good, no complains, the hospital is doing well.
We still use there whenever the sickness is kinda serious , if not, I go straight to health center

Yes so, he has started jumping up and down.
Thanks ma

Waoh, that's a 5star hospital I guess! For you to use there serious illnesses.

asiwaju1981:


All your needs are available at their army barrack. You go catch your fun wella...

For real? Where their barracks dey for Birnin-Kebbi abeg?

You be real niccur

marksleek2584:
As in!!!!! Hahaha...they tried same thing, me wey no like or bother with getting Atm cards before sef! I just left them to their plight...them wan scam me after I paid to their zenith account

They now use UBA speedychoice.

They've finally cleared my debt and I've deleted their app from my phone. Wish there waa a way to permanently delete it from playstore sef. I don't pray to see anything that'll associate me with them again for life...

HitlerGaddafi:

There's nothing there, just go back to where you came from. I'm not trying to discourage you but it's a very boring state. Everybody minding his /her own business , zero social life. There is no company or social amenity. If you are a youth corper, you'll most likely end up in a secondary school as that's the norms with most corpers serving in the north..

I did my youth service in sokoto about 16 years ago and I frequented kebbi alot.. it's a dead state, very dead.

But when was the last time you went there? 16years ago ma long time oh.

I'm not a youth corper by the way, I'm a civil servant. Peeps telling me Zuru make sense for the kain social life wey I wan live.

Na just alcohol & pvssy be my major concern.

Blessing185:
stale..no more punchline from d halfwit mensurating mongoose. Take ur halflife and shove it up ur arse.. pangolin

Blablabla...

Goan cry product of anal conception

rezzy:
Returned home this night. He is fine now.

Will be back

How has your experience been with the Hospital so far? Do you still recommend it to any caring mother? Do you still use the place as well?

Also how's your baby doing? Hope he's started playing football?

Blessing185:
Same way your mother's own has turn to eko ibadan express way after granting bush rats, pangolins, penguins and bush goats access thereby birting meerkats and tadpoles with 1kb brains all over place.. bush tadpole.

E pain am!