God1000:
I hope he will discharge his duties faithfully in accordance with the constitution.
He should do his best by ensuring that there's no extortion and police brutality in Lagos state.

On a serious note, our governors should be given cartel blanche over police.

You want governor's to have carte blanche, yet expect the police to stop extortion while the agberos continue theirs.

In a city like Lagos, that's a highly paradoxical statement, except you want the state to become a banana republic.

Dabokem:


45k sir...fat and big

Okay, good...you mind showing me a size for proper description?

oluztx:
Notice how they resemble Igbo people well well...well built, full body/fresh, head shape (flat head ba?), complexion (not too dark), posture/how they stand? [b][/b] If you put yoruba or Hausa in Igbo attire, you will know they are not Igbo blood because they look different, they are thinner or not well built, their posture is off and darker in complexion. Don't let any one fool you, we are not the same people!

You forgot to add "flat head"

ogbosike:
I no surprise now, remember Rihanna once said it..

Said what please?

oshozondii:

https://twitter.com/NGSuperEagles/status/1484436960227872770?t=eRbM8N0yLdgYl5xn53mYvg&s=19

Distractions beginning to pile up.
Praise is a motivator, but too much of it can be a distraction.

pinkPUSSY:


https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/21/presidency-well-fight-vote-against-tinubu-for-opting-to-continue-buharis-policies-benue-gov-ortom/?

If you're Yoruba and you love yourself, steer clear off Benue and Taraba States.

This has nothing to do with Tinubu, but if you're the type that likes evidence based assertions, go there.

Dabokem:
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I need your cheapest price as I got no time to hassle...

Thandiubani:
Ivory Coast Players Celebrate 3-1 Win Over Defending Champions, Algeria (Video)

Ivory Coast yesterday knocked out the defending champions, Algeria in an African Cup of Nations encounter yesterday.

Following the 3-1 victory, the Ivorians qualified for the knockout stage.

In a video that has circulated online, the players could be seen in the dressing room dancing and celebrating the victory.

This year's AFCON has seen surprises with Ghana and Egypt all knocked out.

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N-Qj2dn4yE

These guys go kpokpo us if we meet, I swear...

saphiere:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/corps-member-defiles-minor-abandons-place-of-assignment-in-bayelsa/

But wait, shey above 30year old graduates still dey serve?

Entprys:
So this man never stop rubbish ?
I know him.
That is Mr Olayide

No be Ado-Ekiti be this?

Portsmouth86:


Translate achara in the google translator...states bamboo, not commonly used in England though and to me it looks like Spring onions

Kind Regards

Karen

Fine babe. Shey you'll send me just £20 abeg?
Thank you.

Zorn:
you no fit drink water drop cup thats the lyrics

What does this even mean sef?
Kindly enlighten me...

EXLOVER:
This guy was trying to impress some Virgitotorians, and the hypeman go dor hype am tire.

Na so one hypeman just dey hype dey try force people part with their hard earned cash for one strip club laidat.
When the guy see sey nobody send am, e begin talk sey this place no be for civil-servants oh! Na for big boys wey come here come bam-baa.
Na for there I down my last cup, clean my yansh bounce out.
Thief dem, the waitress still dey owe me #500 change sef. A bottle of ordinary Heineken for there na #2,500.
Awon olosho asonidoloshi...

ebukajay184:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CY8bHp1LBKN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

He wants to bam-bam, but see him now here sitting on his bare bum-bum...

gladdensir:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/win-afcon-and-get-250000-otedola-challenges-super-eagles/amp/

Funny thing is these players don't even need the money.

They're super rich already...

Maxymilliano:


https://punchng.com/lagos-domestic-worker-flees-with-n13-9m-cash-jewellery-one-week-after-resumption/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0B9c_NGvd5IYW9B57MHJaue3grQkqcvBkLMF-p6T5O4gM8giC1zFoSsng#Echobox=1642639260

The high time you realized the smile of a Nigerian towards you is not that of love but how they've devised how to steal you naked, the better for you

Metrix147:


Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2022/01/mazi-nnamdi-kanu-denied-being-an-ipob-member-fgs-lawyer/

Later they'll come out calling Yorubas cowards.
Hausas are the bravest tribe in this country, followed closely by Yorubas.
Bot of us have leaders that have been matryed for the sake of the country.
Those flat heads on the other hand die many times before their actual deaths. Bloody cowards

Maxymilliano:
Why not throw her weight and supports behind the few aspiring female contenders, rather than pushing for VP slot which will seem a tall order ...

So VP slot is now a taller order than being an aspiring contender?
Hangover dey worry you...

phemmyfour:
Eguavon made sure that everyone kick the ball

Simon doing what Salah should be doing

Eguavon might just be in contention for an international job...

dominique:
This Moses Simon na machine gun

Smoking one at that...

Abeg which channe dey show am for GoTV oh?
Na Egypt vs Sudan dey show for my TV so.
Shey I come from Sudan ni?

mytime24:
Naija get 2 government fr north

.
3 actually if you include Sharia...

alphaNomega:


You and your parents are fools. Even your children will be fools because you can never and will never be successful in this life


Bastard

Now go home and cry to your foolish family

Your lineage is traced to Sodom & Gomorrah.
Your ancestors are the only surviving reprobates that made it out alive.
The reason for your shitty talks.
Sodomized fool!

alphaNomega:
Buhari's economy happened to you and you could no longer afford higher-spec Samsung phones

Shut up fool!

dre11:


https://punchng.com/over-72-hours-after-lifting-twitter-ban-no-tweet-from-buhari-osinbajo-yet/

Because they're jobless like you or Donald Trump.

Noise4maker:
If nobody talk about you
then you be nobody.

Baba God, abeg make people talk about me, abeg.
I take God beg you.

You take God beg God

onthehill:
Family and friends are demanding answers after a businessman was found dead in a hotel in Anambra state, IGBERETV reports.

Azubuike, a materials merchant better known as Zubby More, spent the festive period in his hometown with his relatives.

On January 13 2022, he attended an event around Amichi and decided to lodge in a hotel there rather than return home as it was late.

He was reportedly found dead the following morning and the management of the hotel allegedly took him to the morgue without informing his family, a friend named Nnaemeka Ikerionwu alleged on Facebook.

When his family didn't hear from him the following day, they began making enquiries and were told that the father-of-two died in his hotel room and has been taken to a morgue.

When his family visited the morgue, it was alleged that Zubby had injuries on his neck and thighs.

Friends of the deceased are seeking justice and have called on the Anambra State Police Command to investigate Zubby's death.

Nnaemeka Ikerionwu wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4709017455859630&id=100002542657729

https://igberetvnews.com/1412434/family-demand-justice-anambra-businessman-found-dead-hotel-room-photos/

So many foolishness in a country that prides itself in being "sharpguys" and the giant of Africa.

How would you take a corpse to the morgue without informing the police? How would the morgue even accept it without a police report?

The more I try to stay in this shithole, the more the shithole keeps slapping fresh shit on my face telling me to GTFO.

Forgerrabourit, this AFCON is Nigeria's to win.
If they dull, they're very daft... seems all the contenders would be frustrated out by the pretenders...

TheRareGem1:
The crowd pulled at Kano yesterday is enough for some group to be scared actually.

Was it for Osinbajo?

Ebunoluwa2020:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/osinbajo-growing-campaign-tinubu-camp-fumes-over-buharis-silence/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Imagine how it would look if Tinubu vex comot APC after them rig Osinbajo in as the candidate.
Walahi Atiku & Bode George might die of a heart attack after laughing too much

ruggedtimi:
Dem use minicam for this one...

Which one be minicam again?

PeaceJoyLove:
Tinubu is not the best candidate, but he is better than all the options on ground. And the only option which can surpass him is Osinbajo who is still in Tinubu's camp. So, Bode George should shut up. He is a useless old man. Obasanjo shouldn't have allow the useless man out of prison. He has been fighting and competing with Tinubu for ages, and in all the battles Tinubu is always slamming him. Bode George is a serial loser who is well known in Lagos. This is the typical example of saying old age is not wisdom. This man called Bode is a shame.

If Ibo wants to come on board, let them bring Soludo. After all, Atiku won his state before Obj called him to be his vice. So, that's not an excuse for not choosing him. Rather, they want us vote for losers like Kalu and Ayim. Who among all the options on ground can match Tinubu? All these people are losers. All of them have lost elections. Has Tinubu lost just one election? Go and check. And he wont llse this one.

I am not his supporter. Go read my past posts and you will see that Osinbajo has always been my favorite...but as it is...Osinbajo has no way forward except God stops Tinubu. How can Osinbajo competes against him and win? How? How will he do it? Someone Tinubu handpicked as the VP.

See eh...una go just cry till 2023. This is the next president of Nigeria....and no one will regret anything cos his records are better than all the options you want us to vote for. If you want me change my mind give me Charles Soludo...the real ibo man I can vote for.

Simple!

But wait oh, shey na so Ambode career take go into oblivion?