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Jagaban of Africa just de put am for their body wotowoto left, right and centre.

Se eni e stupid ni.

In Jagaban’s thick and admirable voice:

Na me go win this election
Na me go win this election

Then in Wicked Wike’s intimidating voice:

As e de pain dem e de sweet us
As e de sweet us e de pepper them

Over to you lost manhood hunters

Joseefu alala

He cannot win.
He will not be declared.
He will not be sworn in.

Now they are consoling themselves with dreams of “one woman that came gist”

Issoke. We are here waiting.

The trend is an interesting one.

They said
“He will not win.”

When he won they said
“He will not be declared.”

He was declared and now they are saying
“He will not be sworn in.”

Issoke. It appears he is going to be sworn in and they are crying prophylactically and also saying :
“ We will claim our lost manhood.”

Well we are still looking.

ChybuzzDD:
What makes you think you know better the Tiefnubu's and APC's lawyers who opposed the consolidation?

Baba, na strategy.

9jatriot:
I just don't know if this news is not funny.

Let us assume for academic purposes that APC loses this consolidated case, then Obi and Atiku will now start another case trying to determine who came second??

Because I do not see how this consolidation is to Obi's advantage. Atiku as second I can see the advantage but not Obi.

Perhaps someone can educate me.

That is the reason why they are called zombies. The consolidation is a very bad sign for them but they are rejoicing. The moment I saw the word “merge” I know it’s over for Obi. The tribunal is like let us consolidate the trash and dispose it once and for all so the president can focus.

The wise elders said and I quote: "Oju afoofo tan ija londa sile". This roughly translates to "Partial blindness causes quarrel and confusion". Obviously, the so called sheikh Ahmed barely finished basic Arabic school before he gave himself the title "sheikh".

The "gbarogudu" sheikh lacks wisdom and this totally disqualifies from talking about Islam to people. Also he is so deficient of Islamic knowledge which explains why he portrayed that incredible level of ignorance on social media. He should open his mouth only on two occasions viz : when eating or during a visit to a dentist.

Da'wa is not for fools and that is why it is said in the divine scripture that:
"Idhu fi sebili LLAHI bil hikma wa mawhizati hasanat" roughly translated thus: Call into the path of God with wisdom and beautiful lectures". You can give what you don't have.

Oh, better.

Congratulations to you Dr. I celebrate you.

Like someone rightly said, her face is brighter than the future of all of those saying she has a worwor face. All, I mean all. We are saying someone has over 20 publications at 27 and all you can do is comment about her face. Only a very stupid person with a very bleak future can do this. I say again, her face is much brighter than their future. Awon oloriburuku gbogbo.

Try and imagine the world without scientists. Imagine the havoc Covid-19 would have wrecked without researchers.

Once again I congratulate and celebrate you Dr. Ogwu. I prefer you 100 million times to Tiwa Salvage.

Chai, bathroom accident. May his soul rest in peace.

If this is true then Dr. Obinna deserves more than 10 years in prison. A comfortable medical doctor practicing in the UK dipping a streak hawker hustling in Nigeria. His greed knows no bound.

So unfortunate. I hope his colleagues learn from this. He is a good father so I actually pity him. I do not beleive that guy was truly ignorant of the reason why he was taken to the UK as he claimed.

Perhaps this is Karma at work. Equip our own hospitals with world class equipments. Our doctors are among the very best in the world.

I hope the daughter gets a legal donor and wish her full recovery. May she live long and well to tell her own grandchildren about the great sacrifice of her parents. Ameen

jconsulting:
Obi followers are not only daft they are also unlearned, to them tribunal hearing and judgement will take two weeks from hearing to cross examination to defence and final judgement, they thought is Nollywood movies

Obi : The first day of the week is Wednesday. Go and verify
Zombidients: Absolutely

Yes, that is how dumb they are.

Tinubu is equal to success against all odds .
Yes, may Tinubu happen to me. Ameen

Ile oba to jo ewa lo bukun

I am pachydemic (thick skin) to rumors about myself. It used to bother me but over the years when I realized how little it had to do with my life then I learnt to click ignore. People would believe what they want about you and there is very little you can do about it. Just do everything in your capacity to be good.

Dazzol.

TemplarLandry:
Aspire to engage in a coherent, intelligent discourse for once. What has Tinubu got to do with Paki?

Bro, you don't need to engage those pained dullards in any arguments. Just leave them to continue to writtle in their well deserved chronic and severe pain.

E be like say Chiamanda's letter never reach this guy. Jagaban of Africa just de pepper them left, right and center.

As e de pain them e de sweet us.
--Wiked Wile, 2023

Truth be told, Onyeama’s exemplary patriotism is highly worthy of eulogy and panegyrics.

I do pray that God, in His infinite mercies, continues to enrich and bless him.

Hakeem actually means the wise one in lugatul arabiyya

I see the children of hate coming for you oh Zelenski. This I have seen.

It baffles me how someone will post this trash on social media. ChagGpt to interpret constitution? It can only be a Zombidiot.

Get rid of the anxiety and you will be fine.

otuomasirichi:
😎

Rhode Vivour won the 2023 gubernatorial election in Lagos state, but Sanwoolu used Lagos Agberos, thugs and snatching of ballot boxes to rig the election.

I urge Tribunal to sack Sanwoolu and declare Rhodes Vivour the authentic winner with immediate effect 💯

Many are ….. but few are. …….

Fill the gaps

I actually find it so entertaining reading zombiedenses' comments. Pitoobi should quickly go and add this discovery to his petition o. Even Buhari is a clone or Jubril from Sudan, according to the members of the headless mob.

"will simply means" indeed.
---A nattering nitwit, 2023

RIP Yinglish

This will definitely augment wailings from the children of hate of the headless mob of the order nattering nitwits.

As e de pain them e de sweet us

The bitter truth.

You mean 10 billion people now know how overrated and dumb she is, Ndi "he won in many online polls"

Check that name again and digest it. Gutter man. I rest my case

Jagaban has triumphed. They continue labouring in vain spending humongous amount of money mostly realized from drug peddling all over the world to broadcast that Jagaban was into drug.

Truth is everlasting while emotion is ephemeral. A book will be written on how Jagaban triumphed over the headless mob, the rabid dogs and the nattering nitwits. Tinubu is phenomenal. I have a lot to learn from him. I want to be like him.

The Truimph of Jagaban. Yeah, that is the title of the book.