₦airaland Forum

She sang it so perfectly. She probably lives in Nigeria among the Yorubas.

FeelGoodAlways:
While senators are sharing millions to themselves, they forgot about ordinary Nigerians who cannot feed due to economic hardship.

Upon that, they still brought "subsidy thing" to suffer ordinary Nigerians the more, making life harder by the day.

So part of my meager salary which is 20k was taken by medical emergency earlier in the month.

That has stressed me out the more on survival, leaving me with a thousand naira as of this morning.

I could have prepared soup with it but what soup can I prepare with 1k and how long can it last? Soup wasn't the best option and so I decided to go for something more affordable.

Anyhow, potatoes dey, red oil dey, man go survive.

It's well with the souls of struggling Nigerians most who do not even have a job or are underpaid.

When the going gets tough, they say, only the tough get going. Let us keep going. I strongly believe that very soon these hard times will become history.

If there are stones in the rice the beggar is not in the right position to inform us.
-- Yoruba adage

Even if all allegations about the philantopist are true it does not really befit the ingrates to expose him like that. Morally, it is all shades of wrong to bite the finger that fed you. The arms pulled you out from the stinking gutter, gave your warm bath and clothed you when fate decided mess you up. The worst they could have done was unanimously leaking the secrets. I agree that they have an ulterior motive for this given the nature of organisations they quoted in their inglorious petition. They really want attention. They want to shine, perhaps for asylum purposes like a sage on this forum opined earlier.

I would say that I am very happy by the way Nigerians lashed back at them. That thing called "r@pe" has been used as a weapon to ruin so many innocent lives and it would be greatly unfair if their allegations turned out to be false. Karma, will never forgive them and they will carry the stigma for the rest of their miserable lives. I can imagine myself in the pastor's shoes right now. Had I known, I would left these devil incarnate in their desolate state.

Chai, some people will not like this. Oops, they have started already. Let us all enjoy their sweet tears.

As e de pain dem, they say .......................

Congratulations Wike the wicked.

I hope this list is not too much for the members of the NCAN. I am impatiently waiting for their report.

When will this tribal war stop? It I becoming something else.

Bi ere bi ere alaborun ng dewu. Sorry there is no English translation for this.

Congratulations prof.

Igbo amaka
Yoruba amaka
Hausa amaka

And above all

Nigeria amaka

Many, they say, are but few are roaming.

Ndi natering nitwits and headless mob don come again ooooo.

This girl’s brain is really paining her.

Can anyone help me with that meme where Aisha Yesufu gives her grey matter to a dog for breakfast and says “ I don’t need this again, I met Obi”.

I am in perfect simulacrum with the prayer of Keyamo’s motion on this. This is my humble logomachy and the logomachy that I make without legal partial. I just decided to unleash my Obahiagbonistic tendency just a lil’ bit.

She has learnt enough from the bollocking she has received from the social media. I can imagine how she is feeling right now. It’s like a thief caught red handed and disgraced publicly. She can not pass without people staring at her and whispering “that is the Jamb thief”. This is enough punishment.

I am very impressed by the responses. "Nigeria shall be great and not burnt" really touched my heart. It's time to build not to destroy.

Nigeria shall be great. This is re-echo with all my heart and might.

The best approach should have been stoping the subsidy thieves but this has practically been proved to be absolutely impossible as nearly all the past administrations, try as they did, failed to do so.

In the view of the above, outright removal becomes, and regrettably so, the next and only available option. We leave the thieves to their conscience and that is if they have any left. They are to blame for all the agonies.

“ …do they not think that they will be called to account?”

At all at all, they say, na im bad.

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

Answers:
1) Everything.
2) Well, yes but .......

The central nervous system has not fully developed perhaps due to incomplete myelination of some nerves. After a certain age, the sphincteric control at the bladder outlet is supposed to be 100 percent under your conscious control.

The way forward here is to see a specialist as soon as possible. The specialist will look for other signs by taking a very detailed history, conduct a thorough physical examination and order for relevant investigations and threat you. If need be, he will invite other professionals to support.

I would also opine that delay is very dangerous as the problem may get even worse.

Sorry, wrong room. The thread of the “nattering nitwits”.

Now I am very angry. Why is the police trying to make peace? Someone took law into her own hands and sentenced a Nigerian citizen to death by starvation and all you can do is to make peace.
Baba, if I had the means I will make sure the woman is also sentenced to death by hanging and transfer the ownership of the hotel to the victim's family.

Congratulations to the champions.

If I was the judge, I would sentence this devil incarnate to 22 years and death by hanging to be served sequentially. The fact that he could be turned on by his own child is enough to conclude that he is not fit to live among normal people.

You need to pack out from the house as soon as possible. Meanwhile, try and blend with your neighbours more. Don't just do good morning and good evening. Looks like they see you as arrogant and I think this is the genesis of your problem. Naturally, nobody likes to be looked down upon. I am not saying you are doing this but from your story, you are giving them that impression.

Furthermore, the negative psychological impact of the situation on you is conderable going by your tone and as such you need to find a way to ameliorate the situation.

If this is true then he is in for a biggie.

That guy is a fool.
Did the girl drag him there?
What stopped him from telling the babe his capacity beforehand?

If you say bony protuberance then an Osteoma is more likely.A skull x-Ray might come in handy here. By the way, what is the rate of growth?

In a nutshell, to arrive at a proper diagnosis we need good history, examination and investigation. You can only get this at the hospital so I advise you go to one as soon as possible, Ijafara lewu.

Peejayz:
Are you guys not tired ??

You guys said all this

Buhari is working against Tinubu
Tinubu will not win primaries
Tinubu will not win election
Tinubu will be arrested on inauguration day
Tinubu will not be sworn in

Now, you are saying The mandate will be returned


Omo, after all this,shey shame no dey catch una ni

Please allow them to continue writtling in pains. As e de pain them e de sweet us. Prof. Wole Soyinka tagged them "the nattering nitwits" for a reason.

The amount of tears will be horrendous after the tribunal. Chai, e go sweet gan ni o. Ayam waiting impatiently.

Ameen

Defid Undeyin abi wetin dem de call that fraudster that said we are trying to make Buhari declare May 26th a holiday. Oya, over to you.

If you want to cook up a lie at least let it be a plausible one. Well, he knows his target audience well enough. He knows their IQ range. The zombies of course.

eroticecstasy:
See illiterate!
Which country have you travelled to?
What do you know about democratic government?

You better hide your ignorance and stop saying what you don't know!

Baba please let them continue to wail o. I find so much joy in their wailing.

I will close very early on Monday to enjoy the lamentation and tantrum of the e-wailers. E go sweet die.