₦airaland Forum

Hello romancelanders, I'll try to be as brief as possible, I went clubbing some time after christmas last year, while at the club this older lady was at my table, she spilled my drink on my shoes by accident and I didn't react, I just brought out my hankie and wiped off the stains, she looked at me and I looked away, some time later she tapped and whispered in my ear telling me that she likes me, I told her thank you and faced front, again she tapped me and asked me what about what she told me, I replied telling her that I've heard, then she told me she was leaving that I should give her my number, so I did in order not to come off as rude, next day she called and we spoke then arranged a meeting a couple days later, we met at her boutique and kicked it off, then she told me things about herself including the fact that she had an 8yr old daughter, when I got home we were chatting on WhatsApp and I asked about the father of her daughter, she declined to speak about it and I guess bringing it up had upset her, we moved to other topics, then we met a week later, all this while we had been chatting consistently and she confessed That she was falling for me, Shes beautiful and curvy and I have to admit I was getting fond of her, then we met one thing led to another and we kissed, with tongue by the way and it was so good, then she began to open up to me, so it turns out she was married, and she and the hubby aren't together again but she says he refused to sign her divorce papers saying that if she won't be with him then he'll make sure she doesn't get happiness with anyone, my problem here is she is really falling hard and I'm starting to like her too, she wants us to get intimate (sexually) normally I would dive head first because her shape is to die for, but my dilemma is the fact that she isn't divorced officially, but she doesn't live with the hubby anymore, they're not even in the same town, but I don't want to straff a married woman, because in the eyes of the law she is still legally married, I need your advice guys, criticism is welcome.

Ddokie:
And they are reopening schools. Are these people OK?



You can not beat your chest and say the lockdown didn't help.

Do you know what the level of spread would have been if there was never a lock-down?

Is the rising case of infection and death not because we are operating business as usual?

Corona no dey kill plenty people, but nobody sabi who e go kill.

Activities should be limited to the barest necessities. Offices should run shifts same as markets. Students should stay at home. If they lose one session, e no go kill them. Afterall the average Nigerian graduate stays at home for upwards of 3 years before he gets a job so what is the rush for.

Since the vaccine would be readily available within the next 6 to 12 months, things can be slowed down in anticipation for such a time when most people especially the most vulnerable would have gotten the vaccine.

Life no get duplicate.

Trash

The cow no like grananati but e go chop am if you give am the cucumber, block am for trans amadi when them come tie am put for inside boot...The cow dey go infinity.. Infinity infinity infinity oh no no

See sweet breast

Man people on Nigerian roads are lowkey mental

Wow time really flies, it's already 15 years...

Seen 28

Kestolove:
Ipob girls bearing hausa name

Hausa amaka

Taraba amaka

Nightstalker:

Useless idiot
May this birthday teach goatluck that celebrating his stupidity doesn't make him famous.

Life spared future generations by preventing him from having many children.

May this birthday teach his how to be wise and not constantly repping buffoonery

Happy birthday to the most useless son of the Niger delta

A man who was there and it's as if he never was
A man who couldn't even build a university in his village as president

Happy birthday Goatluck jonathan GCFR GOAT

See how your senseless post got ignored

Pberry11:
Call

Are you in asaba?

Smellymouth:
Brazilian don cash out. Buhari go fit collect loan now.

I love this, 2 bottles of udeku for you

Shey the babe no dey fart ni? Rubbish post

Why cut the manhood tho? I suspect for ritual purpose afterall December don reach

Better move on, she's hypergamous, she wants to keep bleeping you and the other guy or probably you're the financially stable guy and the other one is for knacks, she wants to have her cake and eat it, things don't work that way bro, be smart and dump her, she belongs to the streets, don't be a simp!!
#DeathToSimps

parkervero:
Funny you! I bet it you don't know what simp mean. But anyway, let's keep the vibe going!

Lol keep begging to enter dm on NL, olodo rapata, continue shaming yourself

Next time she sleeps naked wake her up in the midnight and send her out

parkervero:
We get know each in chat.

#DeathToSimps

Stephenmoka4:
If you are looking for dumb post, check (name withheld) posts; all you will see is

1. How I nearly did this, photos.

2. No one should click here, my hidden files. Picture.

3. My private videos and pictures is leak here, 18+. To be deleted soon.

4. Look at the dangerous things I do but, never hurt. Photos

5. I have stop doing this, you too must stop. Picture

6. Check this thing that produce money without doing anything, shocking. Pictures.

7. Stop going to school when you have this. Photos

8. I doubt any Nigerians are doing this simple thing. To be deleted soon.

9. This thing is much prettier than your girlfriend. Photos

10. Not even Buhari can afford this thing we don't use. Pictures

11. Why would anyone give it for free, do you need. Photos

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Pictures details:

User will snap his dirty plates, unwashed boxers, old books, some adverts, toilet roll, unkept beards. ETC

Lmao na ilegend get this bad sub

This man is just utterly useless, abeg who know road to burkina faso make I find my square root

nairaman66:
Yes, I agree. My point was unlike Lagos state, delta has been relatively peaceful.

I see, well that makes sense

I hardly give attention after a few months of dating, I get caught up in work easily and it affects my relationship

thatigboman:
today abi yesterday?

Yesterday. It was total turmoil in Asaba

nairaman66:
There has not been any vandalization of anything nor killings anywhere in delta state. Get your facts checked before spewing rubbish!

Don't say what you don't know mr man, there has been destruction of road guards and burning of tires at okpanam road, asaba shoprite has been shut down, sporadic shooting was heard for about an hour at asaba police A division, get informed stop being ignorant. Tires have been burnt at midwifery and macdons junctions and hoodlums are collecting tolls from motorists who ply those roads

They should stop vandalizing our beautiful state abeg what's all this nonsense I'm tired of these hoodlums causing mayhem, please something should be done about it urgently
#EndSars
#BuhariMustGo
#StopVandalism

Op don't let me curse you, at the time you were posting this rubbish people were being massacred and you're here talking about man, in this period? Just have sense don't be unfortunate #EndSARS #BuhariMustGo
#End SWAT

08054139612 call or WhatsApp, ASABA link up

Just tell him you like him you won’t die . Also where is your area?

Funtobewith:
Let me summarize
A couple is married
The man cheats
He impregnates another woman
The mistress comes to their matrimonial home
She insults the legal wife
The legal wife stabs her
She absconds to SA with all the guys money
She dumps his mistresses corpses in his car
And he gets arrested

Simple as that
No need getting depressed
Kill the goddamn he-goat and continue ur life

Male gender deserve nothing but death
They all need to be used as slaves something more nothing less

And note I haven't ever been heart broken

Ok
No de shalaye anyhow like this

Nice one

This one loud oh, wetin man no go see for this life, God we are ready oh come and take your earth