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RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 9:13pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
in urge like you raping chicken around the neighborhood!
guy just cut off the dick.. that's wher you brain is located.


write up so weak.
sound like a wave.
Pls harder!
The way you scream when that retarded bearded gorilla you people call Ustaz is on your reservoir pounding you, or put more aptly, swimming in you... Hehehehe
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
go use drum of oil before you quote me to remove the dark color on your skin caused by dirt.
rubbish.
and don't forget to treat the infections and boils you gotta from ur olosho gf.
image ur girlfriend with the widest Puna yet it smells like all those maggots worms found in hell.
what a messed.
WHAT A MESSED??
How can I unsee this??
Vagina people be illiterate from time immemorial...
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
said by a offspring been pushed out of a sticky, slicky vagina degrading his generation.
continue I'm listening.
bastard son of an old cargo.. Pls don't back off.
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
no wonder you face be looking like cricket wer Jump inside 6 days left over groundnut oil.
This is weak!!! Mtcheew! This girl you nor reash.. I've seen you diss other guys successfully, but sorry I'm no match for you, I'll try to be lenient in my next life, the Savage is too much, they should call me Tiwa....

Cos the last I checked you had something oozing your vj, ion know what it is but Lord it stinks really badly...
Ever heard of personal hygiene? Yeah you need it
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:45pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
ops, someone is already pumping emotions. sorry tho .don't be depressed.


listening to life is good "future drake "
I dream of the day Naijeriyar almajiri like you would realize you've been wasting all your life, and sadly, there won't be much time to put things together.. What do they call them again sef,
Evening newspaper..

Won't be surprised if your Godforsaken Ustaz is the one you'd suck his D las las, nothing you girl cannot do when your urge is on...
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:40pm On Oct 04, 2020
Muftimenk:
kindly stop this guy that babe mouth sharp u hear or else u might have sleepless night
I dey shame for you.. Tufia!
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:38pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
and ur mama and ur gf Puna swallow the all oceans on this planet. WHAT A DAM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS.
NO WONDER YOU ARE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE 30 NAIRA SEWING THREAD BIG PASS UR DICK. EVEN LONGER THAN YOU DICK AND ALSO FATTER THAN UR DICK.
Is that why your face is looking like a school duster?? Chai
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:31pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
en pain am..


don't worry the insult is too much for u, I know your bone marrows are dying slowly.
You really need to up your game in dissing, I've been watching you, you're a learner obviously... Typing yen yen yen with your fingers shaking, trying to make sure you don't go to bed crying...

Life is hard
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:27pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
and ur mama and ur gf Puna swallow the all oceans on this planet. WHAT A DAM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS.
I just checked your photo now and discovered I was talking to a flat nosed Pinocchio...
Lord forgive me for wasting my time... In subuhannalai I pray... Amin
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:18pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
meaning DEM dy shame for ur ashawo mama wer open legs for agbero con deposited contaminated sperm inside her rotten womb as a result giving out a useless breed.

.well you types are the reason condom wer invented and ur C. B IS AN APOLOGY LETTER TO HUMAN RACE... IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONE.
Try harder please, this is dry you can call it Sahara Dezat
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:11pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
hmm is that all?
let me sit-down and read ur family useless lifestyles.
Cork thirsty farm tool.... You should use vj tightening creams please, the guy that fvked you last complained of falling into a reservoir... It took the grace of God to come out... Hehehehe
Subuhannalai
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 8:07pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
eaauah, to say Java better pass your fone.
yeye dy smell.
ur mama put me for the olosho business. why para?
The doctor ( that is if no be inside molue them born you) made a mistake... E for just wrap you for polythene bag troway you for Agege sewage, you no just useful... Other women dey shame for you... Spits
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 7:59pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
no vex say ur girlfriend rejected you. because ur ugliness is beyond imagination and can't be compare with anything on this planet.
What of you wey your ugliness make my phone off?? �
Till now my phone never on, na person own I dey use...

Hoe loe showl
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 7:57pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
coming from a product gotten from watery semen whose mom bleep with left over toothpick.
what a LIFE!
I thought you had little sense before sef, ase na empty container be your head, the kind emptiness wey person go shout put, e go dey echo.. Lol
This girl

Half of your brain na sex full am, the other half na cucumber and toothbrush, so yeah, unfortunately you have nothing reasonable, I doubt if your cock sucking retard momma does.. You know the old saying, like mother like daughter... Tufiakwa!
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 5:40pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
ooh but all women do the shit? right


AND THE THREAD SAID SOME PPLE ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR SEX ORGANS. . and it's true (21st century) is the weirdest.
. that's what is going on especially that of social media.

THEN WHY WAS HE PISSED OFF?
He was pissed off because his bladder was full.. Muslim Bitc....!! �
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 5:35pm On Oct 04, 2020
Blyzz:
you're getting old. Na when you one ready?
No hope for her again, you dey talk of getting old
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 5:33pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
last last wentin ur mama and girl girlfriend dy do na from them I learned Al those things nah. nah me buy vibrator for dem because of poverty dy scattered em" nah toothpick em" be dy use . bastard son of a billion fathers
why did you edit your post?
Na san san full your brain... Dey Bleep inside hijab, come here dey yarn dust... Unrepentant farm tool.. Shior! ☹️
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 4:48pm On Oct 04, 2020
Hypocrisy is heavy for your head mehn...
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 4:32pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
eayaah. someone is talking about the caused laid on their generation.
ur mom = inserting any stickable in her puna.
ur sisters = inserting any stickable in their puna.
you and your dad,brothers= inserting the stick in any holeable items.
guy you should have remain some shame for your future generations.

WHAT CAN WE CALL THIS FAMILY? *THINKIN *

what you post about your lineage is not pleasing.
(A FAMILY BEEN CONTROLLED BY THEIR SEX ORGANS)
Tell me, is it the Arewa Muslim bitch he called you wey you dey do like worm wey then pour salt?? No lie o talk true...
What's the yen yen yen about when you don't know his family?? grin
fati2001:
eayaah. someone is talking about the caused laid on their generation.
ur mom = inserting any stickable in her puna.
ur sisters = inserting any stickable in their puna.
you and your dad,brothers= inserting the stick in any holeable items.
guy you should have remain some shame for your future generations.

WHAT CAN WE CALL THIS FAMILY? *THINKIN *

what you post about your lineage is not pleasing.
(A FAMILY BEEN CONTROLLED BY THEIR SEX ORGANS)
Tell me, is it the Arewa Muslim bitch he called you wey you dey do like worm wey then pour salt?? No lie o talk true...
What's the yen yen yen about when you don't know his family?? sad
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Toy With Your Sex Organs by Lemmy123(m): 4:29pm On Oct 04, 2020
airminem:
huh YOU WENT FOR THE PREEK
I tire o grin
airminem:
huh YOU WENT FOR THE PREEK
I tire o
ComputersRe: Help!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 3:26pm On Oct 04, 2020
IneedSugarMumy1:
Can't they send same code to your email

Hope you're not trying to hack your brother account
Same code can be sent to your email
ComputersRe: Help!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 3:26pm On Oct 04, 2020
IneedSugarMumy1:
Can't they send same code to your email


Hope you're not trying to hack your brother account

Same code can be sent to your email
I don't hack people's account, I just want to log in to my own...

Your question.. It happened that I had already chosen OTP by sms on my settings, now there's no way I can log in to change it to email again.. If I can get in, I might as well not need to change it again or better still do in case of future occurrence but now I have no access to my account
ComputersRe: Help!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 10:35am On Oct 04, 2020
maleeq
Skydancer

Please could you please help me push this topic to FP? Maybe I'll find solution from the public, thank you
ComputersRe: Help!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 10:28am On Oct 04, 2020
IneedSugarMumy1:
Choose another option not SMS code
I can't log in to make such changes until I provide the code generator sent to my phone number which I don't have again
ComputersRe: Help!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 10:27am On Oct 04, 2020
HQuadreal:
Check your profile if any new information haven't been added, then change your password, and choose the option to log you out from all the devices you have ever signed In with.

Thank you.
The thing is, they won't let me in until I provide the code generator sent to my sim that I don't have with me anymore
ComputersHelp!!! I'm Losing My Facebook Account by Lemmy123(op): 10:09am On Oct 04, 2020
Hi everyone. I'd be really grateful if any of you can provide me with a solution to my problem..

Someone logged out my Facebook account to log in his own which is normal. So after he was done, I tried to log in my account but it asked me to input my password which I did but it told me my password was incorrect, so I suspected that someone was trying to hack my account (the person who logged out my account is my brother, he's not the one)
So I clicked forgot password so Facebook sent a confirmation code to my email which I tried to use to reset my password, they asked me to identify photos of friends. I have close to 5000 friends so I was scared they would show the faces of friends I haven't met but I thank God I recognized the faces, after the exercise, they told me that Two Factor Authentication is required, they sent an sms to my number which I don't have access to anymore, please save me, this account has come a long way, close to 12 years now.. What should I do?
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Begin To Look Alike After Some Time Together by Lemmy123(op): 9:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
Help people stay informed by pushing this to FP!!! Seun
FamilyWhy Do Couples Begin To Look Alike After Some Time Together by Lemmy123(op): 4:24pm On Oct 02, 2020
Hi Nairalanders, I notice that couples begin to look alike after some years of being together. I used to be indifferent about it until my sister who got married 5 years ago began to look like her husband...

What could be the biological explanation for the facial resemblance??

I'm just curious, it's nothing serious
FamilyWhy Do Couples Begin To Look Alike After Some Time Of Being Together? by Lemmy123(op): 3:54pm On Oct 02, 2020
Hi Nairalanders, I notice that couples begin to look alike after some years of being together. I used to be indifferent about it until my sister who got married 5 years ago began to look like her husband...

What could be the biological explanation for the facial resemblance??

I'm just curious, it's nothing serious
PhonesRe: Post Your Data Usage In September by Lemmy123(m): 3:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
I no get data to blow, na Free Mode I dey for all the social platforms... Lord epp me sad
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Lemmy123(m): 1:22pm On Sep 30, 2020
I did a number of things during my childhood that I don't know where to start from but I guess I'll try

1. Those days, we used to rent a bicycle for 10 naira and the rule was that you don't go farther than the supposed limit else you pay and if you fell the bicycle, you'd pay double.. So on a fateful day, when the owner was not looking, I sped off to my house, I used the time to stable myself on a bicycle before he comes and when he did come, he was mad as expected... Lol


2. Some adults in our compound used to arrange me and the daughter of our landlord to fv!ck at the back of our yard.. The girl would go first and I joined her later. Usually started with touches and smooches and then she bent to suck my D... That was the sweetest part, the feeling was heavenly!

3. I used to be the papa in those papa mama play.. So I and the supposed mummy would send the kids to school so that we'd have time for each other.. I always ended up lying on top of her with my shorts half way down.. Didn't really penetrate... I just liked the feeling I get when I was very close to having sex, it's actually more exciting than sex itself, the burning sensation I got before my navel was way out of this world until one day the sister of this mummy came back from school rather earlier than usual and caught us on top of each other, she threatened to tell the mother.. Omo see begging.. Las we succeeded in begging her though, she didn't tell.. I was dead scared!
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