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fati2001:The way you scream when that retarded bearded gorilla you people call Ustaz is on your reservoir pounding you, or put more aptly, swimming in you... Hehehehe |
fati2001:WHAT A MESSED?? How can I unsee this?? Vagina people be illiterate from time immemorial... |
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fati2001:This is weak!!! Mtcheew! This girl you nor reash.. I've seen you diss other guys successfully, but sorry I'm no match for you, I'll try to be lenient in my next life, the Savage is too much, they should call me Tiwa.... Cos the last I checked you had something oozing your vj, ion know what it is but Lord it stinks really badly... Ever heard of personal hygiene? Yeah you need it |
fati2001:I dream of the day Naijeriyar almajiri like you would realize you've been wasting all your life, and sadly, there won't be much time to put things together.. What do they call them again sef, Evening newspaper.. Won't be surprised if your Godforsaken Ustaz is the one you'd suck his D las las, nothing you girl cannot do when your urge is on... |
Muftimenk:I dey shame for you.. Tufia! |
fati2001:Is that why your face is looking like a school duster?? Chai |
fati2001:You really need to up your game in dissing, I've been watching you, you're a learner obviously... Typing yen yen yen with your fingers shaking, trying to make sure you don't go to bed crying... Life is hard |
fati2001:I just checked your photo now and discovered I was talking to a flat nosed Pinocchio... Lord forgive me for wasting my time... In subuhannalai I pray... Amin |
fati2001:Try harder please, this is dry you can call it Sahara Dezat |
fati2001:Cork thirsty farm tool.... You should use vj tightening creams please, the guy that fvked you last complained of falling into a reservoir... It took the grace of God to come out... Hehehehe Subuhannalai |
fati2001:The doctor ( that is if no be inside molue them born you) made a mistake... E for just wrap you for polythene bag troway you for Agege sewage, you no just useful... Other women dey shame for you... Spits |
fati2001:What of you wey your ugliness make my phone off?? � Till now my phone never on, na person own I dey use... Hoe loe showl |
fati2001:I thought you had little sense before sef, ase na empty container be your head, the kind emptiness wey person go shout put, e go dey echo.. Lol This girl Half of your brain na sex full am, the other half na cucumber and toothbrush, so yeah, unfortunately you have nothing reasonable, I doubt if your cock sucking retard momma does.. You know the old saying, like mother like daughter... Tufiakwa! |
fati2001:He was pissed off because his bladder was full.. Muslim Bitc....!! � |
Blyzz:No hope for her again, you dey talk of getting old |
fati2001:Na san san full your brain... Dey Bleep inside hijab, come here dey yarn dust... Unrepentant farm tool.. Shior! ☹️ |
Hypocrisy is heavy for your head mehn... |
fati2001:Tell me, is it the Arewa Muslim bitch he called you wey you dey do like worm wey then pour salt?? No lie o talk true... What's the yen yen yen about when you don't know his family?? ![]() fati2001:Tell me, is it the Arewa Muslim bitch he called you wey you dey do like worm wey then pour salt?? No lie o talk true... What's the yen yen yen about when you don't know his family?? ![]() |
IneedSugarMumy1: |
IneedSugarMumy1:I don't hack people's account, I just want to log in to my own... Your question.. It happened that I had already chosen OTP by sms on my settings, now there's no way I can log in to change it to email again.. If I can get in, I might as well not need to change it again or better still do in case of future occurrence but now I have no access to my account |
maleeq Skydancer Please could you please help me push this topic to FP? Maybe I'll find solution from the public, thank you |
IneedSugarMumy1:I can't log in to make such changes until I provide the code generator sent to my phone number which I don't have again |
HQuadreal:The thing is, they won't let me in until I provide the code generator sent to my sim that I don't have with me anymore |
Hi everyone. I'd be really grateful if any of you can provide me with a solution to my problem.. Someone logged out my Facebook account to log in his own which is normal. So after he was done, I tried to log in my account but it asked me to input my password which I did but it told me my password was incorrect, so I suspected that someone was trying to hack my account (the person who logged out my account is my brother, he's not the one) So I clicked forgot password so Facebook sent a confirmation code to my email which I tried to use to reset my password, they asked me to identify photos of friends. I have close to 5000 friends so I was scared they would show the faces of friends I haven't met but I thank God I recognized the faces, after the exercise, they told me that Two Factor Authentication is required, they sent an sms to my number which I don't have access to anymore, please save me, this account has come a long way, close to 12 years now.. What should I do? |
Help people stay informed by pushing this to FP!!!
Seun |
Hi Nairalanders, I notice that couples begin to look alike after some years of being together. I used to be indifferent about it until my sister who got married 5 years ago began to look like her husband... What could be the biological explanation for the facial resemblance?? I'm just curious, it's nothing serious |
Hi Nairalanders, I notice that couples begin to look alike after some years of being together. I used to be indifferent about it until my sister who got married 5 years ago began to look like her husband... What could be the biological explanation for the facial resemblance?? I'm just curious, it's nothing serious |
I no get data to blow, na Free Mode I dey for all the social platforms... Lord epp me ![]() |
I did a number of things during my childhood that I don't know where to start from but I guess I'll try 1. Those days, we used to rent a bicycle for 10 naira and the rule was that you don't go farther than the supposed limit else you pay and if you fell the bicycle, you'd pay double.. So on a fateful day, when the owner was not looking, I sped off to my house, I used the time to stable myself on a bicycle before he comes and when he did come, he was mad as expected... Lol 2. Some adults in our compound used to arrange me and the daughter of our landlord to fv!ck at the back of our yard.. The girl would go first and I joined her later. Usually started with touches and smooches and then she bent to suck my D... That was the sweetest part, the feeling was heavenly! 3. I used to be the papa in those papa mama play.. So I and the supposed mummy would send the kids to school so that we'd have time for each other.. I always ended up lying on top of her with my shorts half way down.. Didn't really penetrate... I just liked the feeling I get when I was very close to having sex, it's actually more exciting than sex itself, the burning sensation I got before my navel was way out of this world until one day the sister of this mummy came back from school rather earlier than usual and caught us on top of each other, she threatened to tell the mother.. Omo see begging.. Las we succeeded in begging her though, she didn't tell.. I was dead scared! Memories |
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