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Health / Re: My Experience With A Quack Doctor by Leobreezy(m): 1:27pm On Oct 10, 2012
Sometimes we have ourselves to blame. Some peeps can be so presumptuous, they diagnose themselves when they don't have any inklin about wats making them sick. Worse is that instead of asking 4 a check up, they go straight 2 a doctor and turn him into a pharmacist by demanding 4 drugs to cure a particular ailment. Its only when d drug starts having side effects that they go back and demand for an explanation. Such as op's case. I'm nt saying the doctors ignorance should be condoned. Bt wat do u expect him to do when he has a hundred patients waiting outside d door? Its better to go to a clinic first, get a blood test or a medical examination to ascertain wats wrong, then go to a doctor to ask 4 prescription. @op. Don't be quick to villify the doctor. In this case u and ur wife were @ fault cuz u pre-diagnosed ur daughter before going to seek medical attention. Be extra careful next time. When next such a thing occurs don't demand 4 drugs immediately, tell d doctor to examine her first or carry out a blood test b4 anything else. Mistakes are the best teachers sha.

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Romance / Re: Guys: Would You Date A Lady Older Than You? by Leobreezy(m): 1:12pm On Oct 10, 2012
Y'all that are saying "you can date but not marry" its obvious you're not really interested in the lady. You just wanna "scratch that kitty-kat" then dump her for the next younger babe. If you know you can't marry an older lady, then don't date one . Simple!!

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Romance / Re: Guys: Would You Date A Lady Older Than You? by Leobreezy(m): 11:08am On Oct 10, 2012
Yep, i can date a girl who is, at most, 2 years older than i am. However it all depends on her body size. If she's fat/chubby, hell no!!! If she's petite, definitely yes, cuz petite ladies look younger. Imagine what a naturally chubby lady would look like after her first pregnancy O_O
Politics / Re: Senate Condemns UNIPORT Killings by Leobreezy(m): 10:04am On Oct 10, 2012
@op. You say "condemns" like they even winced an eyebrow when it was discussed. You need to have seen how insipid their faces were like they had no sympathy. Mtcheeew, bunch of overfed languid cows!!

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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Sagging Of Trousers By Women: Irresponsibility Or Fashion? by Leobreezy(m): 9:54am On Oct 10, 2012
Ejiné: The one I saw was at a bank.
This bleached, overweight, teletubby-like girl was seated on a roll right in front of me, with her undersize low-waist jeans. When it got to her turn to meet the banker at the counter, this girl stood up, and as her luck would have it, her tight shirt flew right up, exposing her rotten arsse.
My gawd! Come and see stretchmarks!!! cry
You know those Adedibu-like tribal marks? Imagine like 900 of them on a girl's butt!
And I haven't even talked about the scary-arsse cellulite wey resemble CRATERS! cry
Needless to say, I really saw things that put me off moin-moin that day. We were all embarrassed on her behalf.
*drops phone, runs outside and vomits*
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Sagging Of Trousers By Women: Irresponsibility Or Fashion? by Leobreezy(m): 9:49am On Oct 10, 2012
Hahahaha. What a tale @op. But honestly whats wrong with our generation? I see absolutely nothing sexy in seeing a lady's butt crack talkless of a fellow guy. Whats worse is that, some of them know their behind is as hairy as a gorrila's, but they still expose it! The other day, a guy was alighting from the bus i was in, and as he stood up, lo and behold it was right there in my face!! Gosh!! Abeg, youths, belts are not that expensive. At least, if na rope you get, tie am na!!!

Crime / Re: Interview With Friends Of Slain Uniport Students by Leobreezy(m): 2:11am On Oct 10, 2012
190-the-clown:
Please does anyone have a link where I could watch
D scene of those brilliant youths

I'm yet 2watch it, please share
If u havn't watched it then don't bother, u'll never be the same. Trust me
Crime / Re: Interview With Friends Of Slain Uniport Students by Leobreezy(m): 11:36pm On Oct 09, 2012
Its really sad. I've been scared of going 2 sleep ever since i watched the video cuz i'm afraid i'll have a nightmare. :-(

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Crime / Re: Uniport Shut Down As Students Set Umuokiri-aluu Ablaze! by Leobreezy(m): 9:34pm On Oct 09, 2012
But wait o! Is it just me or has anyother person wondered what exactly were the 4 guys doing in that primitive community? . Just asking, i'm not in support of their brutal deaths either.
Education / Re: Humble Advice To Nigerian Students, Pls, Pls Read!!!... by Leobreezy(m): 9:23pm On Oct 09, 2012
Nice points @op. I believe the deaths of so many college students could've been avoided if they had paid heed 2 that advice. Nobody knows what those 4 guys went to do in that sinister community. Whatever the case, it brought about their untimely death in such inhumane circumstances. Youths who keep bad company, be careful. You may think you're "in with the crowd" but thats just a phantasm. What pain will it take you to be focused for 4-5 years in the university?
Crime / Re: Uniport Shut Down As Students Set Umuokiri-aluu Ablaze! by Leobreezy(m): 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2012
Hope the VC "drank" enough water while the pure water sachets were being hurled at him.

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Religion / Re: Tee Mac Calls Oyedepo A Money Grabbing Fraud by Leobreezy(m): 9:16pm On Oct 08, 2012
Shebs:

Don't go to church, nobody is forcing anybody to go to church. I am a winner member and I pay my tithe regularly. Those who are led by the spirit of God are called the children of God (The book of Romans). If have the spirit of God dwelling inside of you, he will instructs you and guide you from doing wrong. We pay tithe not because Oyedepo preaches about tithe, but because the bibles says so (Malachi 3:6-10).

My friend, do what the bible says without pretense, and wait to see the testimonies. Leave Bishop Oyedepo alone and work out your own salvation with fear and trembling.
Have u sat down to think where d tithes u pay go to? And do u think God requires money b4 He deems u as a faithful xtian? Like i said, bunch of brainwashed, benighted fools.
Religion / Re: Tee Mac Calls Oyedepo A Money Grabbing Fraud by Leobreezy(m): 9:00pm On Oct 08, 2012
Koachdee: Any rubbish said against Oyedepo can't stop me 4rom attendin WINNERS CHAPEL come sunday. Afterall if u're not MOCKED u wont b MADE. Continue blabbing cos I know there are jst 2 types of people on earth: story talkers(Tee mac & others) & story makers(Oyedepo). Nobody was forced 2 pay tithes or offerings but even if lack food or clothes to wear while he rides on jet, we wil stil give willingly cos our story wil soon change & its already changing.
Dream on bro! While y'all will be toiling hard 2 make ends meet and 2 pay Oyedepo's salary tithes, he and his family will be enjoying ur hard earned money going 4 trips abroad with his jet and eating chicken and jollof rice while u'll be soaking garri waiting 4 grace. Bunch of brain washed benighted fools!
Religion / Re: Tee Mac Calls Oyedepo A Money Grabbing Fraud by Leobreezy(m): 8:50pm On Oct 08, 2012
gboss4sure: All this people blabbing here think is easy to run a church.
If you think it is easy to open a church then go ahead and open yours. I bet 99% of you here can't even stand in the congregation of 10 people and preach John 10 vs 16.
Oyedepo's church members to d rescue, *trumpet sound* tan ta da daaaaaa!! Balderdash, he is a fraud as stated. The antics of all these pastors are revealing themselves slowly.

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Music/Radio / Re: Track By Two Of The Uniport Students Lynched by Leobreezy(m): 6:23pm On Oct 08, 2012
We claim that boko haram and moslems are violent people, yet look at what a bunch of benighted illiterates did to those poor boys. These same animals will hold a bible with blood-stained hands and march to church every sunday. Criminals or not, nobody deserves to be treated so nefariously. Only God possesses the right to pronounce a final judgement. I'm disappointed that fellow "humans" can stand and watch while the skulls of those young men were being shattered, chanting die die die, like blood thirsty cannibals. May God repay them in full for the blood they have shed.
Romance / Re: It Feels Weird Running In to Your Ex - Why? by Leobreezy(m): 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2012
For me, anytime i see my ex, a part of me wants to be nice and exchange pleasantries, while another part wants to give her a good right-hook punch. I guess my brain can't decide btw the two, hence the awkwardness.

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Celebrities / Re: Holiday Photos Of Nadia Buari Looking Super Fit by Leobreezy(m): 3:14pm On Oct 08, 2012
Abeg d babe looks stunning jor, she wants 2 look healthy and i respect that. Our chubby naija babes should borrow a leaf from her and LOSE SOME WEIGHT. Its a bit nauseating seeing girls with paunchy stomachs wearing tight t-shirts. Worst thing is dat they'll still be forming. *spits*
Celebrities / Re: Holiday Photos Of Nadia Buari Looking Super Fit by Leobreezy(m): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2012
phrankar: Not looking fine jor.....her dress combo is nt collected undecidedNot looking fine jor.....her dress combo is nt collected
Jealousy!
Romance / Re: Can Flirting Be Considered As Cheating? by Leobreezy(m): 11:51pm On Oct 07, 2012
Most guys who flirt can't stand seeing their girlfriends breathing next to other guys. Ironic but an undeniable axiom. Hmmmm. Beware of karma o. Guys, i hope you know your daughter will be treated the same way you treat other girls?
Romance / Re: Can Flirting Be Considered As Cheating? by Leobreezy(m): 11:33pm On Oct 07, 2012
bennyraz: To me, i don't think it is grin grin what's your opinion?
How would u feel if u saw ur babe talking seductively 2 anoda handsome guy?
Romance / Re: Ladies: Your Ideal Height For A Man? by Leobreezy(m): 11:15pm On Oct 07, 2012
ItsModella: 6 ft 2"- 6 ft 6"...my ideal range.
Na fulani man u go marry then.

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 4:04pm On Oct 07, 2012
Leobreezy: And do u think dat d true church can be identified by how financially prosperous it is?
Sisi_Kill:
Bros read my posts very well abeg...coz it seems you've lost the plot.

Sisi_Kill:

These people are miserable, you should see them in gatherings that aren't 100% their church members. They crawl into their shells, can't have a normal conversation without fidgeting, they are socially awkward and you can tell they feel out of place, there is no denying the sense of inferiority complex that washes over them when they are with other people....it is so pathetic to watch.

And the children....God the yearning in their faces when they see things that other children have but they have been deprived of. How's that a content life?

Not saying people should become gluttonous but please there is a middle ground between having 10 cars and living in borderline abject poverty.
Yep, i read it quite well and u're obviously castigating dem because they live a simplistic yet happy life. Too bad!!
Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 3:50pm On Oct 07, 2012
kpolli: This OP is just looking for a reason not to go to church. . . . Most good pastors tell u to "thank God" for what He has provided and pray for more. . . . Or your saying God's goal for you is the 2k in ur account?? It's not as if they are telling you to steal. . . They are just telling you to ask your Father for more not go and use occultic means to gain more.
You mean the same money they tell u to pay as tides abi? Mind u, God's goal is not for xtians to amass billions of naira bt 4 them 2 knw d truth about Him and worship Him. Dis is something "most good pastors" fail to tell their congregation.
Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 3:27pm On Oct 07, 2012
Sisi_Kill:

Are you sure it is contentment? Are you really sure about that? Coz I gotta tell ya, from where I am standing it doesn't look it. These people are miserable, you should see them in gatherings that aren't 100% their church members. They crawl into their shells, can't have a normal conversation without fidgeting, they are socially awkward and you can tell they feel out of place, there is no denying the sense of inferiority complex that washes over them when they are with other people....it is so pathetic to watch.

And the children....God the yearning in their faces when they see things that other children have but they have been deprived of. How's that a content life?

Not saying people should become gluttonous but please there is a middle ground between having 10 cars and living in borderline abject poverty.
Did u say they are anti-social? My dear, hav u seen a 6 yr old J-wit boy preaching to an adult? Mehn, when it comes to public speaking they are the best, they even excel better dan others in the classroom. And mind u they aren't poor pernurious people. Hav u been to one of their assemblies b4? Hav u seen the nice decent attires they wear? Don't knw about deeper life, bt hav u entered the home of a J-wit before? Abeg, when it comes to public speaking without fear and living a simple but complacent life, they are A+ . Don't generalise, u may hav met only one or two peeps who seem to feed frm hand to mouth bt don't all churches hav people like dat. D fact dat they walk with bags around doesn't mean dey don't hav cars to drive or air-conditioned houses to relax in. It just shows dat they are humble, self-abasing people, a sharp contrast to most pastors and xtians today.

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 2:56pm On Oct 07, 2012
Sisi_Kill: Enough with this Jehovah Witness is the best crapola.

How a church which churns out the most miserable looking....miserable existing set of people ever seen can be touted as the best in anything. . . is beyond me. undecided

Deeper Life and Jehovah witness should only be brought up when the discourse is about how to turn people off Christianity. Those two churches make a very strong case for that topic.
And do u think dat d true church can be identified by how financially prosperous it is? If dats so, then Jesus and his disciples would have been millionaires and would hav built mansions, but did they? People will always run to places dat offer a phantasm of opulence. D scenario taking place today is even in d bible. When Jesus told a rich man to sell his belongings and become his follower, what did the rich man do? My dear, the fact dat they may look so simplistic doesn't make them miserable. On the contrary, they are even happier than most of us bcuz dey don't hav 2 worry about d latest clothes or gadgets and live extravagant lives. What kind of life did Jesus live and why is He our exemplar? Food for thought.

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 2:43pm On Oct 07, 2012
There was this "pastor" who was always screaming at the top of his lungs "sow ur seed today and God will embarrass u with blessings tomorrow" 5 months later, he bought an audi 80 car while members of his church were still trekking. How is that logical?

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 2:35pm On Oct 07, 2012
Na wa o. Bt hav u noticed how churches are increasing in prolific numbers and with silly names? In my area there are about 7 churches in one street!! Gosh, u can imagine the cacophony that fills the air every sunday!!
Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 2:25pm On Oct 07, 2012
To be very candid, the only church that seems humble and complacent with living a simple life are the Jehovah's witnesses. Along with that, they are the only ones who take the burden to preach like Jesus did earning them the nickname "bag carriers". Many pastors and christians can't even do half of what they are doing. If you disprove of this, please state your cogent reasons.

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Leobreezy(m): 2:18pm On Oct 07, 2012
Nigerian pastors aren't different from Yahoo boys. The only thing they do to hide their true nature is to establish a "church" and use "man of God" as a pseudonym. Its a shame to say that some people didn't go to church today because they don't have money to pay for offering. Food for thought: you don't drown by diving into water, you drown when you remain there

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Culture / Re: Mayans' 2012 Prediction by Leobreezy(m): 6:30pm On Oct 06, 2012
The mayan calender was just an inane, incorrect way of calculating the days in a year formed by primitive pagans. For instance, do y'all know dat d mayan calender had nothing like leap year countings?(one additional day every 4 years). If properly traced together with our modern julian calender, d world should have come 2 an end 7 months ago. U don't believe me? Just ask www.google.com . Besides the bible says "the day and the hour, nobody knows" So y'all can relax now, k?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Leobreezy(m): 12:12pm On Oct 06, 2012
D date of d clearance has not been made public by UNIBEN itself so whats all the dates for? Keep checking www.uniben.edu and ur uniben kofa page for updates.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Leobreezy(m): 9:48pm On Oct 02, 2012
Well, i could be VERY wrong, and a "3rd batch" may be released. Or i could be right as well. Sorry for sounding too presumptuous. Lets just see what happens.

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