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To be candid. If the guy is fully loaded with cash, those words become mere scribbles to a nigerian lady even if he is as hideous and temperamental as Calibus. Undeniable axiom

To be honest, its people like this that deserve "the aluu treatment". Just imagine the sorrow her children are in. God, some humans are wicked and cruel.

Guys check ur uniben-kofa page. Our data has been updated with student id. And u'll see ..created.. instead of ..admitted.. I guess we can now begin our online payment and clearance.

What kind of dumb question is this? @op. Are u so gullible?? So ur sense doesn't tell u that the guy is only bringing up the "God told me" ish to beguile you to marry him? As previous posters said, God gave humans free will and the ability to love freely, so He will never force you to be with someone or do something against ur will. And they said girls think with their whole brain while guys think with half SMH.

Guys don't fret. Its exactly d same way we paid 4 putme registration. Only difference is dat d amount is higher.

Metaphycist: Dat clearance procedure sef is an exam on it's own.
*adjusts pillow n sleeps*

Lmao, welcome 2 unistress.

Some peeps actually paid 4 their pume through d bank and were issued a teller as proof. So i guess it may still be possible.

Its gonna be an online thing again like pume. SMH.

benkings: Details of d clearance will b awt by 1am of 22nd

*looks at watch, 08:08am* You were saying...

Metaphycist: lol,nw u see ur level of inconsistency! Tanx 4 d biscuit anyway *takes d biscuit*

Whatever. 1 love

benkings: my guy ah sowi 4 u o,dis ur idea nr try am at all o0

Okay o, it was just a suggestion. U can sit down there and wait 4 uniben's update. As for me, i'm going to d campus to make enquiries from the banks there.

ATMC: i admire d fact dt u r time conscious but does it not bore you...d proof of sanity is inconsistency

Nope, it just shows that they are organised and meticulous.

Mexyz: Hmmm...u want to pay into a bank insyd d skul? Lmao...ur money na sorry, who gave u d details nd hw are u sure u re d doing the right thing?

Yeah, it sounds logical. There's a possibility that they have the necessary details. So there's nothing wrong with making enquiries from them.

Metaphycist: Nice side attraction,keep it up.
Guess som pple wil wnt u 2 open a thread 4 dis too.

Is what i said still troubling u? Oya sorry eh, take biscuit.

BlissfulJeff: pls wen is 3rd batch coming out?

Just hope it comes out before october 31st. Because all admission procedures shall end on that date according to NUC's order.

datogen: Why is UNIBEN misbehavin na? Somebody should pls tel them to update us on the clearance details. Online clearance starts tomorrow yet nothing has been said concerning it. Do we just go to any bank and deposit some money in favor of UNIBEN? I AM CALLING THE REGISTRAR RIGHT AWAY.

If we don't receive further updates about the payment procedure before monday, then its best we pay to one of the banks situated in the campus. I guess they'll have the details we need i.e the amount to pay and the school's account number.

JeSoul: I don't understand the point of halloween.

And this is not based on the "it has pagan roots" etc etc or else there is plenty in our lives (christians) we would not celebrate at all. Not everything has to be "scriptural" before you ban or not ban it.

Yes it MUST be scriptural. Read
Revelation 22:18&19. Don't add your own ideas when its not in the bible. If its not there, then just know that its not relevant.

manmustwac: Well its all harmless fun as far as am concerned. Your just depriving your kids of their childhood. Christmas too originated from a pagan celebration and everybody celebrates that.

So should u as a "christian", celebrate something that has a pagan origin? Do u have any idea what "pagan" means sef?? SMH.

As christians are we supposed 2 celebrate festivals dat have a pagan origin? Y'all should read 2 corinthians 6:15-18. No matter how innocent ur motives are, as long as God, in His infinite wisdom, did not deem it fit 2 include these celebrations in d bible, what gives u d inkling dat He would be happy seeing us merrying over a pagan festival?? Jesus Christ who is our quintessential exemplar never asked us 2 celebrate his b-day talkless of a festival with pagan roots. Would u pick a piece of candy from the gutter even if it looks attractive? THINK

Neoviper147: [size=16pt]Boko-Haram Bombs[/size]

lmao, na die be dat.

Metaphycist: Leobreezy,always d antagonist.Well...Dis is wat d English man calls side attractions!!!
If u dnt lik it,jst screw down.

Side attractions?! Pfft, unlike u i'm nt highfalutin, i'm simply here to discuss with my fellow freshers about collegiate issues. Look up and read this thread's title again since u've forgotten what its for. If u have anyother contrary matter 2 discuss, simply create your own thread.

Metaphycist: Afta securin maximum 3 points in d first match,my team is topin d group stage.
We hv anoda match 2day.I'v been advised 2 play a defensive formation considerin d team I'm up against.
Bt I grew up 2 learn dat d best way 2 defend is 2 attack.
Wic team will come out victorious?
I'll let u knw wen d sun isnt spying on me.

Who cares if ur team wins or loses!! All we're concerned about here is how to get ourselves prepared 4 clearance.

I'm really tired of explaining to these blind peeps that they are being defrauded by their pastors bt it seems they enjoy being beguiled. Henceforth i won't comment on any tithe topic. You guys can continue paying your pastor's salary tithes. Just don't complain to God when you are trekking under the sun and your pastor is flying in his jet.

NOTICE: I read this article some days back and was really shocked and at the same time enlightened about it. I decided to share it with my fellow freshers to let them know about the world we are about to enter. I advise that you read the article from the link and hope that the moderator of this page doesn't misconstrue it as a spam.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confraternities_in_Nigeria

Metaphycist: Ur parents sent u 2 skul 2 study bt u go der n start lukin 4 d next girl 2 sleep wit.ws dat deir intention?NO! Bcuz u feel u hv ur rights so dnt pretent 2 be mummy's boy.
Y nt tone down ur negativism n redirect ur radicalism towards smtin beneficial.
@obago.I dnt hv much 4 u," Maximum" hs put u tru.U r jst unstable as d ocean,I pray dat u excel.dnt 4get u said..."It will neva work".Time will answer dat.U sed "only fools leave deir numba on soc nwk" tanx 4 insultin many on dis thread.
I hv mor 2 say,jst hope ntwk permits.

History repeats itself. Greater minds like Wole Soyinka have tried it with even greater visions but look where it ended up. You may not have sinister motives in mind but remember only one bad apple is enough to spoil the rest in the basket. Nuff said!

Odunnu: You dont make decisions for me, Sir.
I ask again, somebody should be nice enough and give me a summary of what is causing the brouhaha here. Please.

Check page 269 and other subsequent pages

Y'all advocating for the group formation should go and read about how a "certain group"(name withheld) formed by the nobel laureate, Wole Soyinka and some other cognoscientis, began and how it ended up. You'll understand what i'm driving at.

I'm not doubting the motives of this club, but y'all should be careful about what you put your head into. There have been many reports of students most especially freshers, being beguiled into joining secret cults with the initial façade of joining a "group". There will be many secret societies doing their own "clearance" for new members by the time we resume. So be careful. No matter how "inspiring" a group's vision may be DON'T JOIN . Na by force say to be successful you must join a group?? To be forewarned is to be forearmed. As for me, i see no essence in joining a "group" when i already have friends. Na una sabi sha.

phshawdy: answers: 1)make nothing less than 10photocopies of ur documents 2)number of passports shuld be above 15, say 20passport photographs to be on the safe side 3)any passport photograph of u would do. Personal advice frm me to u, get ur personal stapler and pins! Trust me on this am also a fresher but i also hv a diploma 4rm uniben...goodluck!

Thanks 4 d info!

Please can a student in UNIBEN help in answering these questions:
1. How many photocopies of the documents do we have to make?
2. How many passports should we get?
3. Should the passports be the same as the one that UNIBEN used for our post ume registration i.e jamb passport?
Just have to ask all this to be sure, cuz most peeps here just like exaggerating. I would also appreciate it if y'all help in asking other UNIBEN students. Thanks