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LesbianBoy:

sorry i borrowed ur name...guess i shud have asked for permission

DolaPat:
Kai, i love this lesbiangirl post ohhh, you are obviously an intellectual, biko, i am very proud of your idiosyncracy, just leave the silly girl, how can she even talk about physically challenged people like they are second class, so deaf and dumb people are partners for stupid people or what? mak i join abuse am sef, that her husband actually looks deaf and dumb, maybe thats why he didnt hear when the photographer told him to change his own clothings for a second shoot. stupid girl! anyways what i know authoritatively is that her stomach is not pigmented cos of pregnancy, that is what CHEAP BLEACHING DOES!!!DARK PREGNANCY PIGMENTATION IS DIFFEREENT FROM THAT THING IN HER PICTURES....

go easy on her...no b her fault though

Nigerians and inferiority complex go so well like garri and epa like my sis bleaching her son coz she doesn't want him to be dark like being dark is some curse Now my lil nephew walks around looking like dose iya-alata women and everywhere we go am being asked "aww ur baby is so cute but stop bleaching for him" and here i am looking like dundi-united coz i can't deny d lil munchkin

No b dis nigga wey buy iphone and cudnt stop snapping with it pele dear na so ppl dey...pls move on ehn

Mgbeke feeling fly it's all good. Happy new month to you too

Does the groom's white suit also mean he's a virgin

lily12:
He is buying Naija to boost the Naira, now...

This pic is strangely sweet but I think I would resent a man who allowed me to propose to him. I think I would question his love. He is there smiling, he should have grabbed the ring and turned it around or better yet he should surprise her by proposing to her the proper way (I don't mean monetarily or anything expensive, I mean the man taking the lead) very soon.

Hehehehehe...maybe they have a good level of comfortability with each other...who knows?

we are searching for a way to solve a family issue here so that it doesn't lead to problem ...

Searching for a way to solve family issue...loool...e pele..e ma binu..Olorun a ba yin to ile to ti daru already

u are talking rubbish that he is so particular about the girl breast

I lie before ni...no b d thing u type for dere. She's bursty, have never seen someone bursty in my life and i was here thinking is dt wht shud come in mind at dt point in tym

i dont blame you... wat sense does a useless lesbian have other than for her fellow girl to satisfy her and snatching people's husband ... shame on you ... public dog!!!

Pele o "mr i don't blame you", "mr i knw wht lesbiangirl does behind closed-doors", "mr am too slow to knw ppl just used silly-catchy names on NL", e pele sir...oro a ni yanju ma worry...

If you believe this story, u can believe everything

skywalker240:
Not me, other guys except 4rm me.
Any man Generally if u include me too.
can u?
Y am akin is cos of what u said. So can u take charge and propose?

Yes na

I understand what u mean op. Distant yourself and do things u were doing when you were single. That should help

skywalker240:
Can u?
Can u propose to a man?

Why u asking U want me to propose to you?

Peezy:
Thought I was d only one who noticed.

Why the guy cloth con be like ghana-must-go bag? ...all thesame congrats to them. Love a woman who can take charge of situations

icedbeatz:
it's not a bad idea, some fellas might be interested so long she won't mother children for them.

i doubt such fellaz exist..humans are like animals we are naturally territorial when it comes to situations like this

QueenValerie:
they can try.....
....you caught my typo an dang! but at least you found my missin' "r"

everyone makes a typo...understanding is the key

Modenzy:
I know there maybe some contradictions here, but please bear with me.
I'm a very good guy, very social but i don't drink and party, handsome, good sense of dressing, a grammarian, always neat, jovial ( self-appraisal). one thing I desire most is to be in a romantic relationship, but since when my ex got married to someone, i always find it hard to love any girl. Why? Because girls always betray me.
I need an advice: what should I do? What does a woman want?
Please matured comments.

Mr. Moderator. Over to you.

This is why you get your heart broken all the time. You're so concerned about what women want that you've forgotten what you "need" in a future partner. Take ur single life to discover yourself,love yourself,and be your own lover till love comes knocking. Get comfy in the loneliness...it's not bad unless you let ur mind tell you otherwise.

QueenValerie:
Exactly.
If the man ain't rich he's only heepin' onto himself more than he can handle.

Now poloyandy might fix some things ......I'm playin'

Don't let them hear you say "polyandry" o...before they come for our heads

Your heading is misleading. It's their life. Let them as much fun as they see fit. Aint nothing abnormal in that

When petty boyz scream polygamy is d way you can help but laugh at "their ridiculous way of thinking" .

Bia op, na only sex dey sustain marriage You've not even thought about the responsibilies that tags along with it. Or you think you'll carry 2 or more women to ur house and start f*cking each one from now to infinity.

There's children,bills,maintenance...and all these require time and money. And in this present day economy it'll not only be unwise to follow that kind of lifestyle but foolish too. Or na the women go take care of you

biztycoons:
a pastor was stack naked with a girl in his house ... pls advice
my friend ask me to give him advice on this ... i brought it here for advice so i can get back to him. he told me this... " this girl of 24 yrs old has been living in our house since the last december .. she has been misbehaving lately and my dad a pastor has been tolerating her .. what we know he doesnt tolerate normally even from we his bonafied children ... even our mum has comlained about this girl to him many times but no changes from this girl ... if something goes wrong in the house our dad will shout but once it is this cause that caused he wont say anything or at most he will just take it general that he doesnt want people to do this or that and that will be all ... so i and my mum have been wondering what is happening that this girl that dad said he is helping ...hope he is not having an affair with her ... he sent her to higher institution paid all her bills and she is living in our house just like one of us ... every sunday this girl will go to first service with my dad, i and my sister and when she and my dad is back my mum will go for 3rd service leaving thereby only the girl and my das will be remained in the house because i and my sister will wait for church meeting but on this fateful sunday i didnt wait for meeting as usually i came home with my dad after first service and it was now i, my dad a pastor and this girl that were in the house so i went into my room to stay for a long time later i was hearing my dad and this girl chatting on the dinning ... so i left the room and went straight to the dinning and guess what i saw ... i met the girl sitted wearing only a spargetti single that was showing almost half of her breast and the girl is very very bursty ... i have seen bursty girls before but this girl own is so outrageous ..almost by my dad's side only a dinning chair was between them and she was just looking at him and when i got close i saw my dad stack naked there on the dinning chair .. and the girl looking straight at his naked private part and they were chatting ... he couldnt adjust because he didnt know i was coming .. i just showed up suddenly ... i did as if i didnt see anything .. i told the girl to serve me my food ...she was now feeling somehow ... well to cut the story short later he managed to cover himself and stood up and left into his room after the girl gave me food she went into her room too ... all these were around 10am but around 4pm wen it was time for my mum to come back it was then this girl went to put on a cloth on the spagetti singlet she was wearing since morning we got back from church " those are in my friends exact words ... pls wat advice she i give him ... he asked me that what should he do because him and mum have always trusted their dad..so what he do ...and he is the only one who witnessed this thing and he is 30 yrs old ... pls what should he do ?

Fake story? Try another one next tym...even if it was true yua more concerned about the girl's boobs rather than the fact dt u caught ur dad in a compromising position some guys and their fish brain!smh

Chisos

This aint the saddest part of the story! She's still gonna go back to the man...please how can i empathize with her? Women will virtually do anything and i mean anything to bear Mrs. Then they hide under the umbrella of "staying for the children or not letting another woman take my place". I wish speedy recovery on her body and mind...and i pray she finds it in her heart to save her innocent children from such toxic-sham of a marriage

All of you saying "ladies beware of such violent men" are wasting ur energy and spit coz these low self-esteem twats won't listen they're busy chanting "my man loves me that's why he beats me" or my all tym favourite "atleast i have a man".

don't pity the woman one bit. She's one of the numerous lessons for those people that choose to stay in violent relationship/marriage. My empathy will always be for the children .May the good Lord comfort you little ones and may he give you light,peace,joy to erase this traumatic experience. May your parents' mistake not define who you'll be and may you not suffer from it. Ameen

Europija:
Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him??

If you decide to forgive him. You better be like kilode...beat him up as well and enjoy the violent hot sex that comes with it

CircleOfWilis:
U for wear condom for ur hand na..why will u finga her without condoms?

can one even get STDs by f*ngering?

Bigmarx:
Let me simplify the issue for you. If you base your entire reasoning on that statistics sorry you are doomed.

First of all i aint "doomed". You do know u can make a point without insinuating trash to the person yua talking to.

You forget the rapid maturity rate of females. At 18 a lady is already a competitor with a lady of 30yrs. So using the age range statistics for female is laughable. Before a man will reach full maturity at 27-45 you will already have two females who have reached maturity at 18 or 22.......making your statistic irrelevant.

What rapid maturity are u talking abt Thesame way a young girl is growing a pair of boobs same thing is happening to a young boy down there. If yua talking about maturity of the mind, they are both at loss here. Exactly what intelligent conversation can you have with an 18year girl without puking. You talk as if she's already thinking about getting married and popping babies. She's more concerned abt youthful exuberance and the likes. A man will fully mature at "27-45" wow!! Either you guys are extremely SLOW or you're giving garbage-can facts, my money is on the latter though. It aint my statistics dear..if u read my post well i gave a link to follow up but am guessing you didn't. Your ego or pride couldn't let you accept the fact,dts why you'll quote me and giving me weak arguments against my post. Also if you check my post there's population for different range of the ages of gender. There are more young males than young females. Face facts and stop thinking women are always at loss.

The most annoying factor for you is....Females have a short prime before diminishing. at 45 even you will feel sorry for an unmarried lady who desires to get married. What do you say to an unmarried uncle at 45? "Uncle I will link you with one of my friends"....at that point you have so many ladies turning 18, 19 20....how many guys thinks about marriage at 20? very few!!!...I will leave you to do more research

And guys don't have diminishing factors with your wrinkled prick as you grow older, and your one-minute wonder in bed as tym goes on is it coz ladies don't tell u old men how u suck in bed. A 20 year lady marrying an older guy isn't doing for love. Trust me; she's doing it for financial security. But u guys deserve it though coz yua d ones always flinging money up in d air. An uncle at 45? Has thesame risk as ladies of dt age. Diminishing factor is annoying you go hug transformer nw!

I dislike your monicker though...have a blissful day...

Also disliking my monicker aint gonna pay me less money or affect my day. Keep disliking while i live my life to the fullest

postmann:
I'll give you two conditions for my reply: get another handle or send down any of your hen-lovers with a decent handle for my reply.

Truth, as you know it, is an hallucinatory pool where fools get drawn in their mental retardation.

Ooh honey no need to deviate or hide under d curtain of "you ain't worthy of my reply" or "ur two unnecessary condition" you know deep down within you that am right...why else will you put up a defensive front and talk abt my monicker all day long. It's NL dummy ppl pick catchy usernames so either talk or not mention me again or u know better still wallow in your hallucinatory pool and mental retardation.

All these vocabs and you still aint smart tsk! tsk! tsk! such a pity

Cece20:
babe I dey feel ur arguments die. Some men are just so full of themselves.

Don't mind these thirsty niggas feeling like they are best that has ever happened to women forgetting the feeling is meant to be mutual

kurupt1:
. Rude girls everywhere under the guise of equal rights.na ur type husband dey beat to pulp cos of ur razor sharp tongue

You shall know wife-beaters by the way they talk..na ur type i dey arrange street BOIZ to treat ur f*ck-up.they'll beat you so bad you won't wanna exist in the next life

humbledbyfaith:
Happy Sunday House..

I have this very pressing issue...

My immediate elder brother got married last year and since then his attitude towards his me and my brother had changed...
He is our bread winner (my parents are both late)

He brought this his wife about 7 months ago and we immediately accepted her into our family as we wanted our brother to be happy...
At first she acted all nice and friendly, then suddenly ,after her traditional marriage with my brother, she suddenly became cold..
I didn't notice but when my younger bro told me ,i Watched closely and i noticed it too...
After 2months they did their white wedding and all was happy..

After a month of their wedding, i called my brother to ask hum of my bro's school fees as it was due..
He rudely told me that they is no money blah blah blah that i should wait a little longer ...

I didn't even remind him of my own school fees which was accumulating because i felt he had just married and had used a large chunk of his money for the wedding...

I called him yesterday and his wife picked..her voice was cold as she told me my brother wasn't around and all that.. I gently told her that i would call back..
Many thoughts ran through my mind as my brother never ever forgets his phones at home...
I reasoned she was lying and all but waved the thought away..
My head is in disarray right now...

Bills are piling up and my brother doesn't seem to care one bit..
Could It be that his wife is responsible for our turmoil or what....

God!!

That's a huge assertion one you shouldn't just conclude unless you talk to your elder bro face to face to avoid wahala. You'll be fine sweetie...life's too short to worry about money

postmann:
I knew my thread was a bait to your likes.
And I perceive you're a feminist.

There are endless replies to your quotes and assertions.

But then again, a look at your handle (lesbiangirl)
makes you unworthy of my reply.

Please reply o...forget my monicker darl! Truth is an extremely bitter pill! Kindly choke on it