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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by lezz(m):
I vote:

Fynestboi
Photoshoot
Ryabcool
Falconey
Ichommy
CC NLJEGA
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 6:14pm On Jul 28, 2016
queencalipso:
Good luck then if it mks you feel good.
You have a certain grandeur of sophistication I admire.

I will come for you after--- after I have become weathered and you will preach sense onto me.

I need to see the world beyond blood and carnage and retribution.

You will show me light
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2016
LordScent:
LezzBIAN cheesy cheesy .... Alaye wad up. You guyz owe us an apology for standing us up yesternight. grin

You must wait for me, like Muslims do the moon. It's your lot.

I do not react but respond. Wait still.
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 5:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
queencalipso:
It isn't a horror show, rather a shameful and annoying one.

Note: I wasn't referring to you alone. cool
Your sense of shame stands in polar opposition to mine.

I like your softness though, it's a sharp contrast to mine.

But fück off this thread if it unsettles you that bad.
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 5:01pm On Jul 28, 2016
queencalipso:
What is wrong with you people for Gods sake?? Washing your dirty linens on nl( public forum) angry is this how friendship/ r/ship off nl use to be/ end?? Must you rush to nl to disgrace your selves over every little issue that happened off nl just becz you met here!!!

Ew!!! angry angry grow up guys, this is just too childish!! angry angry


Fear don dey catch me seff... embarassed

Put a lid on your brimming emotions, young lady. If this is a horror show for you, then go read one of my sex threads and see life anew wink

Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 4:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
WELL KEEP TAKING MEDICINE IN YOUR DEATH, I AM NOT THE GUY THAT WAS BETRAYED, I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU FELT WHEN URLANDO REVEALED YOUR TRIP TO ANAMBRA, HMM EVEN ISLOVE GOT FED UP WITH YOU YESTERDAY[b] AND HER LAST WORDS WAS GO AND MARRY, [/b]HMM BRO STOP CHASING AFTER LITTLE GIRLS IN NAIRALAND. ITS NOT MY FAULT THE STORY WENT OUT. DOHR!
grin grin grin grin Stop rushing me into marriage, my relentless fan. You're the living proof that marriage entered too soon has a disastrous fallout! And I thought you would learn from your parents! grin grin grin

Look at you! You can't even write a single sentence without announcing to the world daddy didn't prioritise your education because he had none.
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 4:16pm On Jul 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
BLA BLA BLA RUBBISH.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DECKER. WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS URLANDO AND YOUR TRIP TO ANAMBRA JUST TO GET UNDER THE SKIRT OF A TEEN.
PLS O DNT VENT YOUR FRUSTRATION ON ME BY TYPING RUBBISH, I AM NOT MUVA AKA URLANDO THAT DISGRACED YOU.

Relax lad, I won't be trading punches with you, It's like shadow-boxing: it means you don't matter. You've always been my mouthpiece--- use and dispose.

Just keep dropping mentions for me, and I'll feed unblinking eyes grin grin

And.... I can't be disgraced or smeared by any Nairalander with sex or püssy or fück! My moniker is akin to many things and sex is chief amongst them. cool

That's why i have never bothered to defend the taradiddle. Miranda's story puts me where I have always wanted to be. It's part of my complexity!

Hope you aren't disappointed grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m):
SAINTSAMURAII:
I am not really interested with what the op posted, what i am interested about is how lezz will react. im sure him and thesonofmark are loading their guns as im typing. i just hope the op have enough guards in cammelot to withstand the druids and morgana(knights).
SAINTSAMURAII:
SO WHAT ABOUT THE COMMENT OF LE.ZZ IN THE THREAD THAT WAS HIDDEN YESTERDAY ABOUT DISGRACING THE FAT ALBINO FROM OWERRI THAT CREATED A FEMALE MONIKER TO WOO HIMSELF, HE TOO LIED ABOUT HIS TRIP TO DUBAI, SO WHO WAS L.EEZ REFFERING TO?
[b]For OP:

How do I address a faceless coward who hides behind an unknown moniker to address a girl!!! Isn't this the height of cowardice?

I understand the OP is decker who has a huge crush for Mïmzy and was so irked how a decent, nice girl like that would get down with an inexorable, relentless fücking fücker like me? grin grin grin But that's the beautiful complexity of life. Guys who pretend to be overly nice are often slithering snakes feeding on dirt.

And the not-so-nice guys like me tell the world my story and intention as they are conceived in my heart; Unsettling bluntness!

So who takes the words of a mask-wearing goofball like the OP seriously? It's akin to a masked terrorist preaching to the world about decency.

One thing's for sure though, he's a sad, dejected, lovelorn-magnet who blaims the knight for his failure in meeting the object of his love. How pathetic.


And you, when are you going to enstamp your name in a proper certificate? I understand you have failed repeatedly at every efforts of your hands!
Cease measuring your life by the constancy with which you appear on controversial threads which do not even concern you to begin with.

The only certificate of value your name is written on is an SSCE devoid of 5 credits.
Learn a craft if your mental frame cannot support the weight of formal education.

Or you can try becoming a professional jester or clown to leverage your financial destitution. Your moniker is the sort no one takes seriously--- you're not even hated or loved. You're just sitting squarely in the intersection of indifference to most people. You fùcking try too much to be seen as bad. grin grin grin grin Stick to clowning, it's your birth-badge grin grin grin

A looney is more apt too if you fancy that.

And my erstwhile comrade madrina aka Sherrycoco, alias Urlando are you ready for me yet?

Go gear up! I relish taken punches as much as I love giving them; that's why I'm giving you a forewarning. Go dig up my grave, mate, I have dug a dozen for you and your restless ghosts.

You won't hover!!![/b]

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