₦airaland Forum

craziebone:
abeg dey take am easy with these guys, abeg. They are humans and could get deeply hurt.

Another thing...have you ever stayed in the UK? You have the command of language similar to British-Nigerians. You also 'yab' like them. The other guys i can compare to you here are Sagamite and sirshymex.

MduZA:
When your forefathers were selling their own kids for slavery were doing it for the pride of Africa,not so?stop using Nairaland as if its your family "kraal"..no south African is seeking asylum here,its a matter of logging in and out on internet...your history is great that's why a certain tribe wants to see the other tribe out of Lagos..I will never come down to your level by mentioning your father in our interactions,if that's how the youth of Nigeria debate issues unfortunately am not that type..I lost interest in the match,vomit your rubbish,am here.

daretodiffer:
He has no idea how amusing it is. You can't help but wonder how emasculated he must feel


I was surprised at first but I realised that it was a pattern. You can't beat that lest you turn stvpid too

Le.zz is 35, blames women for his inability to have a successful personal and professional lives. That is why he is here day in day out to convince himself that pen.is means shit





I told you that they find it hard to comprehend. They assume that they know women like that back of their hands, but then you take look at them and you realise why they think they do. Years of feeling emasculated can do that, so they would rather bring their misery online than reinvent themselves.


I am good. Out of this thread, these peeps are depressing.

MduZA:
That is why you are here I guess...

joseph1832:
The colored caught my attention, daretodiffer, dare2differ, doveda, akike, D2diff, said she is a lawyer? wow!

First she said she lived in Scotland, now she's a lawyer, men oh men! Its as if lying now put food on the table for her and her elk.

Its such a shame that people like her, go around deceiving people here, by spewing all manner of nonsense, just so they can sound big and live the big life, life has denied them offline.

I now believe its a total waste of my time engaging one as demented as her.

MduZA:
See you after the nedbank finals game,in the meantime you can put your asylum papers ready,definately am coming to you after the match.

Umn, I'm peeing in my briefs!!!

Dunderhead!!! Asylum papers?

Bro, South Africa's unemployment rate is 26%. There's no job there.

LeSudAfricaine:
Yeah I also saw that thread, he basically changed it and made about South África. Before him there was All4Naija et al. That's why I posed the question as to what is with Nigerians when it comes to South Africa

OohLalah:
Leave that one he is obsessed with us. Surprisingly he stays in Pretoria, I think from his many arguments. He is full of envy!

Tell me how you want me to go down on you, cease this charade of sly jabs.

So we dagga up and tear up?

Your moniker conjures up an imagery of audible moaning women are wont to emit the minute a bone-erect penïs divides your püssy lips with a firm, commanding thrust.

That's the inspiration behind your moniker, eh?

MduZA:
As we speak another thread is in progress,genuine Nigerians are discussing about the bill which is about to be passed by their government restricting women from working during the night..unsurprisingly a fellow called Le.zz is changing the subject,he has just brought into the interactions his daily bread ,south Africa this south Africa that..

14:
we can never develop the same.

SA is highly diverse country, you will find any person from anywhere in the world, and not in their hundreds, but in their thousands. So thats why it is easy to adjust as a foreigner in SA

ayokellany:
You should not go on about stereotyping the entire populace. The truth is everyone hate being disrespected and so does South Africans. Now, we understand the [s]most disrespectful tribe from Nigeria couple with the fact that an appreciable number of South Africans can now distinguish which Nigeria tribe deal with cocaine[/s] and which one deal in internet fraud you should easily understand their misgiving towards those they perceive as being bent on ruining their lives but even at that Nigerians are well respected everywhere in South Africa.

Their black envy us "Nigerian" because we live a life they have been denied by the whites" flagrant display of wealth". There is a huge complicated gap btw the rich "whites" n poor "blacks" in South African and every African hopes Zuma is able to do something able it. Their whites simple can not comprehend how we are so rich individually but so poor as a country. Once they are aware you are a Nigerian they dare not look down on you like they normally do on their blacks. Black South Africans have this disdain about other Africans most especially towards Kenyans Zimbabwe Ethiopians but Nigerians have been able to correct that because we live their whitemen kind of live and even do it excessively, it a life a black south African can only dream about. The disdain is stern from other black Africans going there in search of jobs, I doubt if the disdain is shown to Arab or Indian Africans. There is actually a considerable amount of both races in SA.

By and large you are bound to find South Africa extremely interesting, I can conveniently say it is an European country that lacks the employment opportunities in the Eurozone. In terms of development infrastructure amenities etc South Africa is a Paradise compared to Nigeria that is even worse than hell.

patches689:
You were talking about poverty - I exposed your lies.

Now you wish to pretend you were talking about employment?

hahahaha. Dont waste my time.

So tell me, are you one of the 50% of Nigerians who lives on less than $1 a day?

joseph1832:
Oh what a shame. Even she failed to know that, in life, you keep your enemies closer than your friends, and degenerates like our common dyslexic, amorous, paranoid schizophrenic enemy, who possess a busy vagina that hasn't been expose to the joy and wonder of a shaving stick, always look for easy people to drag down her abyss of bushy vagina.

Imagine trying to shag that mentally imbalance degenerate who always dared to differ from reason and logic. A shaving stick will definitely fail you, then you get a machete, of course it will fail you, then you get electric razor, bad news, no light! Then voila! Solution at last... A chain saw!!!!.

You can call me lumberjack Joe.

MarieSucre:
looooooolz. I swear its like you read my mind. Somebody who just gave his approval to misogynistic laws started become sickly sugary sweet to me! On nairaland! Yeah right!!

I am happy I put him in his place before he started spreading his retardation to my end. daretodiffer thank God you dusted your footwear and ran. If he has forgotten his age, pls remind him again and again.

Mehn I'm getting bored with these guys. They're like scratched DVD'S, saying the same imbecilic shit on repeat.
Abeg my dear how you dey?

What can I say

You're wiping your dripping vagina dry just because of Her.

Bïtch hit the local search bar, daretodiffer is Nairaland's renowned sadistic schizoaffective , foremost degenerate and illogical crone.

Looooooooolz. You just become a puppet to NL's bemedalled sleazebucket and masochist.

I thought you had common sense to make up for your intellectual shallowness. Sorry, life's dealt you an unfair lot too

MduZA:
It might be the other way round...you are so obsessed about SA to an extent you unnecessarily mention her in every thread...if you think throwing insults on faceless people via the Internet resembles greatness ,I will rather bow my head before pigs not you..I have just mentioned you on another thread,join me on that one so that I can continue "panelbeating"your thick skull,let genuine Nigerians continue discussing matters of national interest without dilution..am out!

I woke up to a sea of mentions. I'm taking them in sequels.

Be patient, it will get to your turn. And as usual, I will come relive your father's failings to you. There are many reasons you're humanity's greatest willing minion

daretodiffer:
I forgot to tell you a lil something about the 35 year old visionless and jobless Agbaya.

Just because you're 28 yrs old and still struggling with a first degree doesn't mean I have to be 35 to get two

Surprising, how the darkenedbaboon, beat you into a submissive, self-hating piece of human excrement.

You remember how he called you ugly and big eyed? It broke your spirit and like the maniacal, depressive swashbucklers you both are, you engrave people's monikers on your NL signatures.

That's how sad they make your life in reality. The hurt follows YOU home always. Before you call me jobless next time, just remember you aren't even qualified for a job. You're unemployable. You have no certificate beyond SSCE.
NL's beclowded Zombie-Automaton.

daretodiffer:
He starts with subtle insults which you would of course react to them, then proper insults, when he realizes that he can't meet up, he starts writing erotica. That is where it gets tricky, you become amused and you can't bother to reply him again.

daretodiffer:
You only have to wonder if is what our Almighty Alpha male have got to offer. If he were that good, he would be so busy with life that he won't have time to keep proving himself to faceless lil girls who would enjoy slapping him around till he receives common sense.

MarieSucre:
Wow. I really under estimated how illiterate you are. I really need to treat you with the lowest level of kids gloves or you're gonna implode into yourself.

Lebanese? Garlic? bwahahahahahahaha
I bet you think Lebanese are Indians? what next Calabar is Igbo? Damn son. You're ignorant.

Nope actually your e-crying made my day. The only thing that would have made it better if you had post a picture of all of you in that backward beer parlour wearing glasses to make y'all look more intelligent.

My free tuition made your day, admit it!!!

You never for a moment thought the West have such huge legislative lapses and segregated political history.
I brought it to your knowledge.

I didn't know you peered hard on that dark JPEP
Relax! I not in the shot, so spare your heart the curiosity.

Now she jumps to the defence of some flat ass Lebanese...... Mrs. Constructive criticism of Nigeria, can you show me just one thing positive about your country you have said on this thread, just one?

Sold out, stock!!!

MduZA:
Lol...chikelevu unclad dance in front of south Africans",your compatriots are positively discussing domestic issues unsurprisingly you derailed this good thread.

If you aren't stalking me, you're paying an obsessive attention to Nigeria's domestic issues

I could beat you down again for weekend sport, Zulu

Anas09:
My Lord. You enh? Make e no be na just mouth oo.
The reason I asked is, hookers are steadily on this, do they still, you know, feel you? Or do they just perform for the crowd?

MarieSucre:
They're all watching the match. Who gives a f**k if that fellow does not always pass ball to this fellow. This fellow who came from that other club is not doing xyz while playing here. *yawn* football is boring.

It was either go over to be with Lebanese shisha smoking snooker players or teach my little nairaland baby about women.

When you told me that criticizing Nigeria was mocking Nigeria, I saw the fragile little boy you were, who would scream and cry like an infant if I told him what silly childish arguments he had.

You're second course meal. The night is young. Lebanese will be sweet for dessert.

My perception about you was strikingly accurate.

I will wager the stench of garlic from those Lebanese puts you off more than their dry sense of humour.

And you're caught up between a football match you don't care about and a sheep-eyed Lebanese who knows next to nothing about fun.

Seems you found my e-brawling more heart stopping than your company this evening .

But I think you're over pampered, a naughty, spoilt brat who's accustomed to getting what she wants just for the asking.

You're daddy's favourite. And I'm a patriot. I'll can provide your intellect and emotions more than a dozen snooker-playing Lebanese and series of boring matches

MarieSucre:
Nigga I ain't at home. I'm at this cool place called Crush Café in Gwarimpa. Its also got free wifi, quite helpful. It rained a bit so outside is really cold. I'm in the outdoor range. They're playing some boring premier league game on all the big screens that I don't really care for, thankfully the sound is not so loud . There is this white woman in the Booth behind me smoking, the smell of the cigarette wafting towards me is annoying as hell. Some people are playing miniature golf but the court is all wet and slippery after the rain. There are bunch of Chinese with their naija girlfriends laughing noisily, can't concentrate with that laughter tho. The badminton court is empty. My peeps are just chilling and eating. The weather is cool after the rain. I'm staring towards the snooker table now, one of the Lebanese guys stares back and me and says something in Arabic, I stare down at my phone, in my mind I'm like "thanks but I don't play snooker".

lolz. My friends are pissed, why I stopped pinching pieces of barbequed flesh into my mouth. Chike just now says "you're on nairaland se ". look how did he know.

Sure I'm not getting some imaginary Bleep. But trust me, I'm having a coooooool time. Abuja is just so Cold. Amma steal Chike's jacket.

So you've been taking advantage of me?

You're using me as a source of distraction from your boring entourage and schematic company

Anas09:
Mahhn. I have met wicked men, but you are tops. Wonderful.
Let me ask, these prostitutes you perform this acrobatics with, do they actually enjoy it? Do they still come? Like a normal lady comes?

MarieSucre:
It's good you have such a talent. Because honestly between me and you, I can't see anyother one in you. You might as well be a walking, talking pen.is head it wouldn't make one less difference in your life. The rest of you has not a enough talent to matter as much as your pen.is. When you go for a job interview, just go naked into hall and wag it in interviewers faces. I'm sure they'll disregard the fact that you can't use your brain and recognise the intellectual power of your pen.is But keep holding on to that talent. I'm sure sometime in the future when the oil runs out, Nigeria will have to switch to exporting re.tarded pe.nis heads to make up our lost gdp. Keep up the good work bruh! I believe in you.

Lolz.

You talk about dïck in a dispassionate and aloof manner.

Frigid crone

MarieSucre:
I don't know how to say this without sounding rude but... I honestly don't give a f**k what you do with South Africans on nairaland. That information did not add anything of value to the conversation.

Yet you're the one who asked me "if I can boast in front of any South African" I was simply given you reasons why I can.

MarieSucre:
Now to the issue on ground. I knew you were going to make those points. You're a one-trick-pony. You are narrow minded in your reason. Always in a box. So it's easy to grasp where you're going before you go there.

MarieSucre:
Here are some materials. to give you better perspective.
calleo.co.za/nigeria-vs-south-africa-africas-biggest-economies-are-very-different/

www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Nigeria&country2=South+Africa

MarieSucre:
Appreciating my country doesn't make me a fanatic. It doesn't mean I can't offer constructive criticism(I hope you don't feel I'm mocking you lolz)

The only people who do shit like that are Buhari and Jonathan supporters. Jonathan psychophants wouldn't tell Jonathan the hard truth till it caused his destruction. And now Buhari fanatics are doing the same thing all over again to him. Shielding him from criticism.

So if you wanna be all sunshine and flowers concerning Nigeria. That's your business. I love Nigeria and so I will criticize her negative policies (case in mention constituition above discriminating women).

MarieSucre:
So she is "choosing" to be your company for the night. What if she "chooses" to work at night? Actual work that actually brings profit to her life, profit more than few bottles of beer and unsatisfying and unfulfilling sex at night. What if she chooses to do that instead?

You measure life's worth by material acquirement? I should have known!!!

The sex is never unsatisfying.

I hit that püssy from different angles both in penetration and in thrusting inwards.

I alter the depths of penetration and change pace.

I also do intermediary head only thrusting to make the her püssy lips feel the rough edges of where my penīs head demarcates from the neck.

She comes more alive after my trademark fück.

And if you had the luxury of such fück, you won't be home on a Friday night lonely and arguing with your keyboard.

MarieSucre:
Sorry Typo. But you get my point. Stop trying to evade. Its childish. So what do you say? Will you also brag on front of a south African?

MarieSucre:
"prudish and judgmental".

*rubs chin thoughtful*

Like If I we're to say women cannot work at night because they might be susceptible to violence and menfolk but I instead go out with scantily dressed women to become a drunkard at night.

Well that you. The hypocrite. not me.

MarieSucre:
Don't worry I'll do it for. Ndo my son.

" . "Universal adult suffrage, a
national common voters roll, regular elections and a
multi-party system of democratic government" are
founding principles of the 1996 Constitution of South
Africa, and the right of all citizens to vote is included in
the Bill of Rights."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elections_in_South_Africa

MarieSucre:
Is that a woman there? *shocked* I guess they can't do honest and meaningful work that is productive to the society at night but they can wear slutty clothes and drink with a bunch of beer parlour coins at night?

An the award of Hypocrite of the Year goes to l.ezz!

It's Friday, Marie, why are you so prudish and judgemental?

It's called unwinding and the right amount of alcohol will make tonight's fück more electric then cocain.

And I find the atmosphere here more meaningful than your rants of delirium.

MarieSucre:
Why don't you beat your chest in front of a South African that your country got independence before theirs? Maybe coz you know the present reality on ground.

MarieSucre:
You say Nigeria offers 3 weeks paid leave. Thats good.

Here are some countries that offer paid maternity leave.

France - 1 year 8 months
Germany - 3 years 6 months
Spain - 1 year 4 months
Austria - 1 year 4 months
Norway - 3 years 3 months
Sweden - 3 years 4 months
UK - 1 year
Japan - 2 years 2 months
Ireland - 1 year 10 months
Canada - 1 year 5 months
New Zealand - 1 year 2 months
Denmark - 1 year 7 months
Italy - 2 years 1 month
Greece - 2 years 10 months
Finland - 2 years 5 months
Portugal - 1 years 5 months
Netherlands - 1 year 4 months
Belgium - 1 year 3 months
Switzerland - 11 weeks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternity_leave_in_the_United_States

All of them go way higher than 3 weeks. 99% European. Do you see Switzerland and Greece there?

MarieSucre:
Are you gonna answer the question or are you gonna use style to dodge it?

Here it is again. If you feel that women should not work at night because of violence, then are men's lives expendable too?

If you claim that the law asking female police officers to get numerous permits to get married is to protect them from domestic violence, are you saying that its ok for the lives of male police officers are expendable through domestics violence?

MarieSucre:
" You claim Nigeria is barbaric and discriminates against women and you mocked us with the West. You're so ignorant, you don't even have a basic knowledge of how the West work."

So if I say that United Arab Emirates made far better and judicious use of their oil. That is mocking.
If I say that Japan makes better use of it's technology am I need use than Nigeria has ever invested in Aba- made. That is mocking.
If I say America cares much for its citizens and will go to great lengths to protect them than Nigeria will. That is mocking.

Now I understand the problem. If I had known the full picture I might treated gloves. Maybe soothed you. Or even sand a lullaby to you. You see when a grown ass calls constructive criticism "mocking". He is most likely suffering from low self esteem and a fragile ego. I'll be gentle on you from now on.