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doveda:
You have never floored me

When you realise you are losing it, you start with foul languages

This is the reason you are still unemployed. This is the reason women like me are smack your head around.

Get a job first and I might just relieve you from your Nairaland's duty.

doveda:
Excuse me, are you sure you are okay in the head?

Who asked you to beg an jobless guy?

Did I tell you that the diss from jobless daft is my life? Far from it, I am the reason his life is miserable. I am the reason, he comes on Nairaland to biitch about women.

Mind ya business ma. I am handling this shit quite well. Thanks for your needless concern.

FTBOY:
i dey o! still reeling with laughter over DarkTroll's bombardment.....the bytch went totally numb and picked a one-line defense tactic. i showed a colleague here and he said you must have smoked some unnatural leaf..

FTBOY:

Dcholeric:
this unfair .
she is a woman like you !
you should instead calm lezz down .

Creamish:

Oya Lezz pls calm down.

Creamish:

Oya Lezz pls calm down.

FTBOY:
is that now your only line of defence? lame biatch!

Creamish:
hahahahaha.. clown!! .. U dint add the number of gloves u'd need... U prolly need like 10 pairs to take care of the wears and tears ul encounter while scrubbing..

doveda:
We both know you are still very much jobless

Have you gotten a job?

Dcholeric:
oh my heavenly father !!
black plus grass ?
the bible says " the feet that walketh in darkness shall stumble and fall ".
dark/black "yansh" alone can make a man stumble and fall, when you now combine it with bush/grass, what do you think will happen?
that is a death trap against any man.

but unlike you,I am not heartless, I am a linient man, I got clipper, I will lend it to her .....oh no sorry , I will gift it to her, she should shave, she needs a lot of f*cking, seems she is sex starved and that should be her problem, but the main issue/problem is who will volunteer his d*ck?

I even forgot about the stinking part .
I give up, I can't help this case even if I was the messiah.


I will walk away .
I don't want trouble.

doveda:
have you gotten a job?

doveda:
have you gotten a job?

will you pay me to scrub your yansh back to its default hue?

Expenses will be on you.

Items:

*12 Long sponges for deep penetration into your ass-divider. Imma scrub those dry, black cells and scabs from off your ass by all means!!!

* 2 large size pack of OMO. Bathing your ass with soap won't even form bubbles due to days of congealed dirt and sweat. OMO it must be.

* Water. That shouldn't be a problem in Scotland, but we don't want the stench to be a factor for your visal revokement or your charity withdrawal. So we will look for a river. I have to deep your big black ass in and rinse you off properly.

If you want a shave, I'll double the charge, agreed?

Dcholeric:
I was on the floor laughing with my mouth wide open while reading this .

let's call a spade "a spade"
do you mean "black yansh "?

it is unfair to darken an already "black yansh".
Darktroll has committed more than murder .

but first tell me if you meant "black yansh", as in black yansh o, with other part of the body being light? ( that unimaginable) my laughter has changed simply because of your post "kikikikikikikiki" .

misspicy2:
Yeah!

to say happy Birthday to my bestie,am off now


sleep well

Dcholeric:
what's happening ??
I see a dove but in actual sense it is a pig .

I really don't know what da f*ck is up , but the spirit of beating a culprit catches you immediately you log on to this thread .

guys what's popping?
this was a sane thread .

doveda:
Loser, have you gotten a job?

postmann:
I wouldn't know about that and would care less. But it's her unwarranted anger and frustration which has a secret history, and makes her so anti-social that puts me off.

doveda:
Loser, have you gotten a job?

postmann:
Please hit the sheets, woman. You aren't good at what you do.
You're one bad name already for feminism.

doveda:
Loser, have you gotten a job?

pinceprinz:
Humor me lezz . Im not here craving for the all of her affection, you can have that. I just want her body to respond to me while her heart belongs to you. Just so you can ask her if you are seeing us with the lying eyes mistaking a whisper in the ear for a kiss on her glorious lips. . . She won't be following no strange path bro I'm not that badass!

doveda:




Who started with the insults? You cannot have your cake and eat it!
Were you expecting me to let it slide? Oops! That ain't my thang.


Have you gotten a job?

doveda:
HaneefahRN, do you do d.af.t, lazy, jobless guys?

doveda:
She owned two businesses!


two businesses she had to do. Shey you know what the verb 'have to' connotes

If she had gone to school, she could/would have spent those hours at work too. In your madness now, you expected a woman with her own business (like businesses do not demand any resources whatsoever) to still do everything in the house because she is 'flexible'? Ermm...who on earth told you that a professional man cannot fit his job schedule with house chores?

doveda:
Don't be daf.t! I will help you to comprehend better.

Did you or did you not use example of a bank to explain why women should own businesses to haneefah?

Did you or did you not use profession in its generality to explain why women shouldn't be career-driven?

Is a being a banker an example of a profession in the 21st century?




You mentioned efficiency and now it is effective. Obviously the two mean the same. Read again and this time take it slow, afterwards, use your brain. If you have to read it with 500 cups of espresso for it sink in. Send me the bill, I will pay for it.




You are such a dummy. A man can do it.
That is such not an argument. What type of environment did you grow up sef?

Go get a job and stop whining about women!

joseph1832:
I believe she believed she's debating with one of those delinquent in romance section. Spewing such blatant lies is very amusing for one such as doveda.

"Her grandma worked two jobs" hark!!!!

doveda:
I am using a laptop


She would hawk bread in the morning and sell tuwo in the evening. I guess she lost her womanhood for trekking so long and using all her strength and time to care for her family.

doveda:
You are not smart at all!


What makes you think that a woman cannot efficiently operate or work in a bank as a man? Or has anyone complained to you that a woman cannot work professionally because by virtue of being a woman?

Who told you that a man cannot cook or clean as well as a woman? The men that do them, do they have two heads?

I am sorry but i haven't been told how I cook more efficiently than my dad. My mum hasn't told me that I sweep better than my brothers. Prophet Muhammad in my religion used to wash his clothes himself. he didn't give to a woman because she was better at it. Wait! how do you come up with this nauseating and da.ft arguments?

A woman who cannot cook at all, cooks as badly as a man who cannot cook. If have never been brought up to do something, you just won't be able to do it. Stop being smart by half!

HaneefahRN:
That was cos she chose to be a business woman and education to women wasn't so widespread. She would have gone further if one illiterate woman hadn't put it into my great-grandma's mind that sending a girl to school too much would make her promiscuous. Lolz.
Her being empowered helped her out in her married life.

Stop trying to chose what we can and can't do! It was once said women had no brain capacity to vote or work, is this true? Let's make our choices, house wife, entrepreneur, career woman, whatever. Not people always trying to shove their wants down our throats.

doveda:
You have never been able to countered my arguments

Evolution did not stop my greatgrandma from walking for days to be self-sufficient . It did not stop my grandma from working two jobs to care for her kids. None of them went to school. Stop thinking like a dummy!"

Feminism can be dvmb but it is here to stay and it will affect every one.

doveda:
You are too deluded for me.

The same stvpid argument again. The question is can I bloody do it and can you do it, and the common sense answer is fvcking yes.

HaneefahRN:
My grandma had her business o cos her own mother stressed the need for her to be empowered rather than dependent on a man who can then chose to treat her as he likes.

Some men don't just care about responsibilities, they want it all. If you knew how lots of those some of those grandmas you call happy suffered in the hands of their husbands ehn. Many just had to endure marriage cos of what the people will say and of course they are dependent. Money is power, and money doesn't make one less feminine, whatever that means.

That was in the past o. Now we all make leeway in our careers, and make our life decisions. A woman can chose to be a house wife or career woman, it's her life.