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Romance › Re: All Ladies On This Forum, Are You Prettier Than This? by lezz(m): 1:18am On Mar 21, 2016
daretodiffer:
Please ignore Le.zz

He is an unemployed loser

He loathes femisnists

He cannot stand smart women nor argue with logic
What do I owe this unsolicited barrage?

If I found no intelligence in you other than emotional bickerings and feet-stamping rants and harangue ,it doesnt mean other girls do not possess intelligence.


I find her world knowledge and awareness striking that's why I asked her what she was reading.


You mustn't yoke yourself with everything!!


And for feminists, you and I have never agreed on a single definitive term for that word!!!


Calling me broke and unemoyed is cheap and lame.


Don't tell me you still bare the scars of our little argument that you rocked up to my post days after with hate and venom.

Keep yourself comported and composed.

Going emotional always leaves you looking like a failed trembler and a weak girl wink
Romance › Re: All Ladies On This Forum, Are You Prettier Than This? by lezz(m): 1:06am On Mar 21, 2016
evegran:
Meaning you're assuming and concluding I'm a student without actually asking?
I'll take that as a compliment.

Graduated, served and working.
Sorry, if I started off on the wrong foot. I did a swift swipe at your DP.... you're facially striking with the body configuration of a goddess.

I dare say you weren't created.... You were constructed to depict beauty in human form.

and you're so young too, so I assumed you school still.


Think nothing of it, please.
Romance › Re: All Ladies On This Forum, Are You Prettier Than This? by lezz(m): 12:14am On Mar 21, 2016
evegran:
Aww thank you. smiley.

Always a pleasure.
You're welcome.

What do you study in school?
Romance › Re: All Ladies On This Forum, Are You Prettier Than This? by lezz(m): 11:59pm On Mar 20, 2016
evegran:
Sweetie you're not white. Hope you know?
Indians are not white. Haha. Aww you thought you were white?
Aww poor frog sad

Fine. Lemme explain how you appeared on earth.

Your dad raped his kid sister and boom!
You appeared sad

What does it feel like to be a product of a rape? sad
I can't imagine it. Pray tell sad
I have always wondered why no one in NL has mentioned that.

I usually don't comment on their silly posts except the one they tried to bash Nigeria, it's soiling enough.

Lots of folks don't know Indians aren't white, and they take advantage of this ignorance and strut around in Africa.
I love the way you put that Muppet in his pigsty.

I'm proud of you, keep it up.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:41pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
Bros, wetin you talk just now, I no understand.
Pls come again.
undecided
That wasn't for you, you saphead.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:36pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
[b]
My definition
Nah!!
My ladies in NL have to bear certain physical qualities and intellectual disposition before my interest will be stirred.

Then there are other tests which aren't your concern.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m):
misspicy:
I am sure he can pick from the numerous lasses beckoning for his attention wink



Le.zz please do them this favour,I know a bunch who are craving you attention grincheesy
Do you not know that all my lines for you I have completed early this morning?

I have your name written on all of them!!!

And now you ask me to give it to another?

It will be insincere not coming from my heart.


Even if you won't stand the contest can you read what my heart has to say about you?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:14pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You mustn't reply, you 6ft 4" walking, monstrous pervert.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

NL can not redefine perversion, not now, not ever!!!

Perversion is when you sniff girls' panties hung out on a line. Or when you creep up on girls nudeness with a mirror!!! grin grin grin

My ability to paint a life, breathing, living picture of püssy just makes me a.......well........... a Michaelangelo with a pen .



Bwahahahahaha.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You must think I'm some female. Or better still, one naive, never-been-there virgin boy, don't you?

Well, my obscenity is private property
Deep in a four-walled chamber
Where _nudity is the only costume
And all eyes and ears are unwelcome strangers.
Then nothing is forbidden.
grin grin grin grin

Romanceland isn't good for you boy!!!

Hang on, I'm going to paint you a perfect picture and you can actually be able to see the folding skin texture of the opening of vagina and the swollen mould of flesh consisting the labia majora grin grin grin


And then the wrinkled end where the vagina lips come together, few distance from the anus.

It has a wrinkled form owing to streching and receding of skin elasticity caused by the intrusion and withdrawal of an erect peniis.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 10:43pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
Shut your mouth, thou fountain of obscenity.
What's with you?

Püssy isn't obscenity, it's a song and a place.

A place Where you'll feel sheltered even from the snares of bokoharam!!!

It's the only moist and wet place you enter on a cold winter morning feeling warm and comfortable!!!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 10:39pm On Mar 20, 2016
joseph1832:
Bro I'm very well oh... LOL. My Sunday's been good so far.

Thanks for asking. You still haven't provided me with that data I asked for.
12 noon, break time, I might get round to it and open correspondence with you.


You'll be getting the gists but no specifics.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 10:22pm On Mar 20, 2016
joseph1832:
Hmm. Seeing this makes me think of creamish, and thinking of the former makes me think of Ice Cream, and I love to lick Ice Cream.

Hmmm yummy... grin grin wink wink LOL.
Lolz, my guy I swear, you no well grin

How your Sunday ?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 10:08pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
Look young lady, you'd better come up with a good reason for this kind of disappointing, ill-timed withdrawal!

We are talking about le.zz here, the randiest of NL casa-de-novas.

Tchamon!!!
I think she already knows I'll win her over and she can't cope with my lifestyle here. Hehehehe

I will recommend someone for you, a clean virgin, unblemished in soul and püssy!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 9:47pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
grin grin grin
Mugu, how nah?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m):
Dklef:
[color=#550000] @ Le.zz Quit these emotional outbursts and pick another lady.

Stop being a nuisance to misspicy. And must you even pull out of the game simply because we chose to witdraw? cheesy

cheesy Put yourselve together Mr. And stop harrasing the lady!


[s]She and i decided to witdraw from the game because of reasons best known to us. And she already informed you about her witdrawal So i see no reason why you are continously pestering her like an Egban fly.

She doesnt love you Lezlie so take a hint and leave her for good!

This is gonna be my last warning to you on this very issue as further errs by you would force me into taking legal actions against you. Good day! cheesy [/color[/s]]
Oh boy you still dey edit this post? Na wah o!!!!

Oya take!!! grin grin grin cool cool

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:52pm On Mar 20, 2016
Dklef:
@ Le.zz Quit these emotional outburst and pick another lady.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked what's holding you from picking one yourself?

Dklef:
Stop being a nuisance to misspicy.
Who made you her mouthpiece? undecided
Or are you now her E-bouncer ? grin

Dklef:
And must you even pull out of the game simply because we chose to witdraw? cheesy
It's same reason you pulled out nah! Abi you done pick another babe u wan' chyke?
Dklef:
cheesy Put yourselve together Mr. And stop harrasing the lady!
We've got a new misspicy bouncer grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:19pm On Mar 20, 2016
[b] @ Misspicy, If i stood in front of you, your eyes will tell me the reason behind your withdrawal, something your fingers aren't saying!!!

I hope your "personal situation" isn't unmanageable.


You're still the reason i don't consider my monthly data subscription on NL a wastage, Spicy!

You may be out of the contest but never out of my mind!

Your voluntary withdrawal leaves me no choice than to opt out too, none holds my attention in considerable longevity as you do.

i almost took a diving plunge into your followership before your decision came but I also realized i would get drown in the sea of 153 followers!!!


So long, darl, the contest didn't begin my wooing of you and it won't cease it.


You will anticipate and wait for me to come to you, like you waited for this post of mine to reflect in your mention!!!

I won't keep you waiting much.

I may decide to meet you otherworldly,

Where the sound of my voice will chase away your fears and convey my desires clearer than a trillion digital letters.[/b]
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 4:33pm On Mar 20, 2016
doublex:
as usual when faced with facts the creeps(patriachal men) turn to insults and false information to provoke and derail.ahahaha grin .i am far above creeps.who instead of responding politely and maturely,decide to do the opposite.so i put rubbish were it belongs,in the trash !!! smiley
The sheer hypocrisy of this post!!!

Ad hominem without the pretence of grace!!!

There was no insult in my response to you. Go deal with it by showing a logical debunking!!!


Denial or libelling won't change the facts on ground, dear.

The fact is 1 of 6 women will become menopausal as early as 33 years. That is a fact to be taken into perspective!!!

Your rants won't change it.

Your denial and venomous hate can't alter the biological degradation that modern life has thrown at humanity.


Please stop pitching this as a gender war,

It is not.


Keep your hate and bitterness to yourself!!!
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 4:27pm On Mar 20, 2016
jashar:
I wish I had the energy and time to call out the OP on some points... undecided too tired.
So, i'll just grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy


Take your time and buzz me when you're up for it.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Please delete this post by lezz(m): 4:21pm On Mar 20, 2016
Dklef:
hmmm. You must be kidding hun.
I must woo you oh cheesy
Not to get you in my bed but just for the fun of spitin le.zz sha. LOL.

Just kidding, but hope there'snt no problem sha? Misspicy.
Cc naijaboiy
Dklef:
hehe. I'm pulling out as well
grin grin grin See your life?

What if I picked another woobie, will come for me in the guise of wooing her?
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 12:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You're one dissatisfied female who regrets being a woman. You're comment was a easy give-off.

You're a man vampire! A man hater. And that's just the beginning of your downfall, except you turn around quickly and retrace your lost steps.

The topic the OP raised has a lot of point in it. And only a disatisfied, angry, greedy woman will take your stand.
It's not possible to write two topics at the same time. So if he wrote about the need for women to marry earlier, I don't see how that is patriarchal and how patriarchal equates to immorality.

You're an unhappy soul. Your likes are everywhere. They think they know more than their parents or grand parents. But wisdom ensured they went to their graves far happier, than the modern day feminist who is yet to understand that she was created for man.

Keep your hatred and illustrations burning.
But know this: IT was a man's world, and is a man's world and will always man's world.

Now since you're good at checking up people's profiles, go check mine, and boil over in disgust!!!!

grin grin grin
grin grin grin brutally precise but factual and on point. AhahahAhahaha!!!

She might be one of the burried and resurrected feminist here.
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op):
doublex:
since my few months of being here on nairaland.i have come to realise that many men here are patriachal(immoral) and still trying to hold on to the "good old days" when the society was completely about their selfishness and enforced immoral control of us women.
What's immoral about a patriarchal society? Societal morals and values are never forced, rather that are the conventions and ethics of a vast majority of society that became the standard acceptable practice and code of lawful conducts. Women especially, were participants and acquiescent to all codes of civility in the good old days: they were never forced: they obeyed, unlike you with a double xx chromosome grin grin grin grin


doublex:
the poster is probably one of those.thats why he made a topic like this
The spirit and intent of this thread is noble, an attempt to bring to the fore what today's and tomorrow's mothers (our wives) should put into consideration in pursuit of life's goals.

If you misconstrue the import and subject it to personal and twisted interpretation, I won't take the blame for that.
doublex:
(and a simple review of some of his other topics and comments also prove this).
grin grin grin grin please cease the libellous, defamatory remarks.

I've had my share of controversies and this thead is in no way in direct relation to that .

I should be given a medal for this, not thorns.

This , ordinarily, should be the responsibility of your health providers!!! But I have brought it for you gratis! cheesy

Few months you say you've spent here, and a great amount of that has been invested in profiling me, my threads and posts. Thanks!

doublex:
The figure of 1/16 is not a big figure,its 6.25%.which isnt big.
1 in 6 women hitting menopause before age 40 is worrisome, if not to you, it certainly is to me and alot more people.

After all, we plant the seed deep in you, and it is expected of you to grow and nurture it.

'Sides who can tell who's going to fall into that doomed number?

Moreover, 6% is what obtains in developed countries with advanced medical care and better standard of living conditions and diet. It is alarmingly high in developing climes like Africa. What do you ascribe to the sudden surge of surrogacy, child adoption, complex parentage, and baby factories in Nigeria, nay, the world at large?

doublex:
better yet i can give an example that they are male rapist,pedofiles,murderes etc where by the figure is bigger than what you quoted.
I fail to see how this happen to bear on what this thread is about!!!

It is uncorrelated, derailing and trouble-hunting. I will have to consign it to the dumpster!!! grin

doublex:
so first before you 'guide' us female focus on your menfolk flaws since you claim to care about society,that should be easier since you are a male yourself.....further more stop with your obsession with what us modern female are doing since what we are doing is for the positive benefit of society..
You mean you spent all those time home-working on my threads and posts, and you didn't come up with my call and vociferation for men and society in general to stay afloat in this era of fleeting morality and vain fads? Interesting!!! Don't ruin your make-up crying over what I say, I speak the truth whose weight you couldn't bear!

doublex:
and lastly you are a liar(which is typical of patriachals),because when another poster said that marriage isn't as important to female as it used to be,you then claimed this isn't about marriage but about her having her own kids,when clearly in your topic it shows about marry before that age.
Now your emotions had the better of your understanding .
A poster opined not everyone wants marriage and I countered that by saying the majority of women do.

Another claimed not every woman wants kids and I debunked that for the falsity of it. The vast majority want their own kids from their own wombs.

It is one of the most marked feature and core of your womanhood; to be able to conceive after being fücked! Nope?

And yes this thread is subject to the interpretation of getting married on time or even if you don't want marriage, then fück and conceive on time instead of unwittingly encouraging child trafficking and theft!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism And Terrorism; Annihilation in The Quest For Atheistic Domination by lezz(m): 8:11am On Mar 20, 2016
winner01:
Thanks. cheesy
You're welcome, brother.
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 11:24pm On Mar 19, 2016
firstEVA:
honestly, I am yet to meet a woman who doesn't visualize having her own baby, those who don't want to have their own may exist, but in a very tiny percentage.
Perfect answer!!!

Just wanting to feel the opinion of a lady on this in comparison to a late poster who seeks to say , implicitly, that children aren't in the long term goal of some women!
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 10:51pm On Mar 19, 2016
firstEVA:
how are you dear? I actually didn't see you around. Happy weekend wink
I'm fine, dear.

What do you think is the percentage ratio of women who don't want their own children and those who want?

Within the scope of Nigeria, that is.
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 8:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
mineANDurs:
Their house is on fire and they r busy chasing Rats.
Can u Imagine?
How's this house on fire?


Our houses are yours too, remember!
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 8:48pm On Mar 19, 2016
My queen, firsteva!

It's heart warming to see you here.
Family › Re: Why Today's Women Should Marry Before Age 25! by lezz(op): 8:46pm On Mar 19, 2016
Natascha:
Children are not for everyone too!!!!
For the vast majority of women it is.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:44pm On Mar 19, 2016
kramfonos:
Le.zz, now you know who that was.

"Hidden in the open". Rings a bell? The puzzle was already pieced and you didn't even see it.
I will smell you a million miles away!!!!!!!!

Your literary style and articulation have kept me here when I wanted out!!!


I was in doubt a week ago, but then your talent is uncommon and your dignity uncompromising!!!


You can't hide from me, not with how you can write!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:32pm On Mar 19, 2016
postmann:
Hmmm!

The race hasn't started and you're miles ahead of the competition.

A 6.3 litre, bi-turbo engine!

Men, take misspicy away, I don't see anyone in your rear view.
And when the race commences, the vote of misspicy will be worth a thousand of votes from NLs!!!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
SmoothCruiz:
[color=royalblue]
Dude, don't punch above your weight.

The heat of his heart-melting articulated words would melt the icy plains you walk in your quest to conquer Misspicy's heart, submerging you in the freezing water beneath as you asphyxiate while he uses your bobbing head as a springboard, launching him into the waiting boat as they sail to a warmer place nibbling at each other's lips divided between rowing and their pleasure growls.

The last look on your face would that of regret at not knowing when to quit. cheesy


Don't punch above your weight. Don't duel with wordsmiths.
[/color]
Damn!!!

these lines just knocked off a ton of alcohol from my guts!!! grin grin shocked shocked
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 7:03pm On Mar 19, 2016
postmann:
Lucky me indeed.

Troll me ?
I don't troll your likes. I tease them.
grin

You're lucky I'm not game, woulda given you a run for your money.
Postmann, my bullheaded stalker! grin

I'm in a love mood enfeebled by desire and hopes.

I lack wits for fight!!!

Tarry on, bro, the god may grant you your wish sooner than you thought!!! grin cool

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