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Justeenaleo:
Lol
I said UTO oooo

You see, even in uto, you are seeing otu.

Lolz, two factors are responsible for that:

I'm responding from an event; a pseudo-party actually,

And the curves of your lips when you said uto, sounds like otu

Justeenaleo:
O bwoi
Ok!
I've heard
Lol
Wepu anya na uto.

Lolz!!!

Otu has enslaved many a man and won't stop anytime soon!

Justeenaleo:
Lol

And woman too
Every smile is not an invitation.
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Of course every smile isn't an invitation!

If you're a receptionist, I won't care about your smile.

If you're a sales agent, same thing.

If your a PR person in a large firm , I won't think twice if you smiled at me.


But if I met you across the streets, or meet you at a party or run into you in a cab, if you smile at me, a full blooded male, and I love your face and body configuration, I'll come at you and tell you how you can fix the puzzle of my life!

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Justeenaleo:
Lmao

I don't agree.

A girl could smile at you for various reasons but,
maybe that's how you've been hitting it, maybe it works like that for you and your kind?
Maybe that's how it works for you?
If I be getting hit by every male I smile at, then half the nation would have hit me.

You smile at every man you meet?

Read my last duchess

winner01:
If human life is a product of mere chance, coincidence or blind processes, then how is it special?
How is human life different from a log of wood lying down the street since they are both results of lucky processes?
Do you revere animal life like human life since they are both products of mere chance and time.
Atheism-materialism-naturalism are intertwined. "We" are all materials from a great coincidence, no reason, no purpose.
Those muderers knew this perfectly.

And its good you've learnt something from religion and society.

Best response ever!!!

Justeenaleo:
My perspective...yes...if literally..."I have no worries" I could smile all day at anyone.

You are yet to meet a girl/girls who smile because life is funny/simple and not because you've got "charm"

Justeen, if a girl smiles at me more than once then she sees in me the reflection of everything in life she holds dare.

mizquote:
and you feel women must get married before they can bear kids?

with the high level of technology and choices ranging from ivf, adoption to surrogacy.

Nawoa for some reasoning sha.

surrogacy and adoption will never fill up the chasm of emptiness that marks a woman's inability to birth her own kid!!!

You know your womanhood is marked by your ability to produce your own kid from your own ovary!


Once you stop producing eggs your chances of ivf is considerably poor and prone to failure.

As your ovaries can't even produce it's own egg for ivf to take advantage of!

Justeenaleo:

It is
From my perspective.

Your perspective?

I am yet to fail in bedding any girl that has given me a personal smile more than once!

bukatyne:
@Bold:

See advert

I don't quite follow

who do I find viewing this thread in isolation?

Bwahahaha

Joy1706:
I find it strange that you want your wives to lick your asses but you have no problem with submitting to the authority of your female bosses.

I find it strange that you beat up your wives for 'daring' to talk when you talk but you can't even cough when your female bosses berate you.

SATANISTS!!!!

You came late with a bunch of uncorrelated rubbish of plagiarism of my post!


Go home and get a bathe, you stink of anger and boredom!

Justeenaleo:
It means, "she aint gat no worries"

You know that's not entirely true.

mineANDurs:
Thanks for d offer but Not interested!

It isn't an offer!!!

It's a statement of fact!!!!!!

You need a DP first to get a tease from Leslie

Dklef:
LOL, Lezz. I disagree with you as marriage is not and should not be the top priority of anyone (even a woman}

There is more to life order than marriage. Finding our purposes on earth and fighting towards achieving them is fundamental.
However a lady should also put her 'reproduction life' into consideration and basically plan her sex life.

Very so.
Marriage isn't for everyone!

But the majority of women want to bear their own children!

And with this age of junk food, career pursuit, stress, job demands that all culminate into late marriage, it behoves women should be aware of the risk they bear!

mineANDurs:
Prolonged use of viagra causes heart attack, I guess u dont know dat abi?
Just make sure u leave an inheritance for ur family b4 u die k?

Prolonged use of Viagra wouldn't be needed in productive expediency!!!

'Sides, I do not have a need for Viagra.

I can get it up and make you feel like the woman you were meant to be!

Fairytales:
old school talk, you think every woman is interested in marriage? We are talking about developing ourselves, attaining even higher heights than our male counterparts, you are here talking marriage, mtshew.

Marriage isn't for everyone!
But I doubt I'll find a woman who doesn't want a kid of her own!!!

So instead of wasting all of her years in a career and fantasising about a mythical husband , she should worry about her ability to produce children from her own ovaries!!!

mineANDurs:
If that is a problem, then it's left for women to solve. U guys shuld leave woman matter, focus ur attention on finding a solution to d ever increasing erectile dysfunction cos It is becoming a topic at most female gathering these days.

This isn't a gender bashing thread! It's a matter of grave concern!

Viagra is a drug that takes care of the physical dysfunctional problems of erectile malfunctioning!!!
Women have no such drug!!

Rather the threat of premature ovarian failure is real and has no cure!!!

1 in 16 women today will hit menopause before age 40!

For some, it could come as early as mid to early 30s without the symptoms of irritability, vagina dryness or mood swings!!!

This is one of the many shortfalls of modern life of work, stress and quick-food, the modern woman has paid away in exchange of being 21st century compliant!

Human activities and expectation have doubled at a time when life expectancy in many developing countries has fallen.

For some reason, girls experience their first menses earlier than was the case during the 60's, and women clock in their menopausal age faster than they used to....


The shocking irony is that our grand mothers who carry their fertility far into their late 50's married earlier than today's women, many of whom would consider themselves lucky to see their menses at 40 yrs.

It is a staggering observation that most ladies today mary late and still go through the risk of ovarian failure while still so young.

The demand of education, career, and a preconceived husband of phantasy have made many ladies settle late domestically.

Waiting for a perfect blend of education, career and Mr Right to materialise without checking their fertility state and ability of motherhood!!!

Creamish:
Sadly the NPF is a raving fan of corruption. They cannot discern right from wrong anymore..

I don't see where d man erred which is why I'd like if he can take this matter to court.

Babe, I didn't read the post, I came in from following you.

I do not honestly know if they did statutory marriage.

All that's needed for a legal marriage are 2 witnesses from both couples, rings and other small stuffz that vary from state to state and a small fee.


You can actually monetise these items.


If they actually married statutorily and the Nigeria police is still acting up, I'm not surprised!

The police force is peopled and manned by quasi-literate , dunderheaded rural reprobates who don't even know the basis of the law they are meant to enforce!

Creamish:
Hmm... There is more to this .. What stops her from confronting her parents?


The husband's parents need to get him a good lawyer & take this matter to court.

If the girl is an adult and he marries her statutorily, they don't need parental approval. That's what the law says.

Dheartless:
don't bother with the explanations I asked for.
I just read up the op, it is easy to see that the op was as$ licking few females on NL .
I wonder if those as$ taste like lollypop , otherwise why would someone wanna lick an as$.

I think I will just lay back and enjoy e-war on this thread .

maybe contribute some likes and add some ginger .

Man, this kid spends all his E-life stalking my threads and posts.


I never knew two NL females whom he follows and drools over are the cause of his grudge.


None of them follows him back, the humiliation is that he gets to read my seductive moves in his following.


Any time I drop a line it pops up in his following .....and the stalking began.


First he started with looking for grammatical blunders in my threads. Lolz, our fine artist cum E-English professor without any employable certificate.

Then he rants on about my age, he keeps alternating it between 34 to 45 depending on the size of bile of envy that chokes his ostrich-like neck at the moment.

If you doubt if this thread is of him, watch how he alternates the age of sonofmark from 25 to 28.

I call that Amnesia of Rage and delusions of persecution!!!

I brought to the kid's knowledge that his crushes do not even follow him back. And he promptly unfollowed them and started trolling them.


I have real life facts about this kid, but I choose not to cause him to feed on his suicidal instincts.

This is a kid who's suppose to be minding his books and life to justify his birthing.

He calls me an NL addict, his Darkenedrebel moniker is not up to a year old but it will soon hit the 2 months mark!!!

This is my 3rd year, and I just made 2 months!!

And I really wish I was an addict I would have known him when he got banned for plagiarism !



The kid is just a keyboard rebel who chose NL as the outlet to ease off his life of parental neglect and traumatic childhood!

Is this thread still breathing for fück's sakes?

We all know it's Nairaland orphan, darkenrebel behind the thread!!!



In pics below is just another telling trail left behind by the trembling OP, darkenedrebel, aka, darkenedbaboon with over 20 monikers!

This guy breathes on likes and e-ego!!!

Whenever he duels with anyone, you see his post garnering likes even if the thread is already dead. He will take hours and days logging on and off his dozens of monikers. to self-like his own bashing posts.


That's how needy and frustrated he is.

He is so near suicidal whenever a girl rejects him, he will stalk and rave and curse her name until the girl takes him back.

Pic 1 was him stalking me when two of his NL crushes preferred my bed to his. The skinny, under-fed midget can't even pin a girl down for a proper kiss.


Notice the phrase " Bïtch move"

Featherweight trembler!!!

anonym0us:
I'm anonymous as my moniker implies... What really motivated u to bear the name lezz are you a lesbian

See question!!!

Check up the definition and rephrase.

tbliss22:
Le.zz d baddest guy, if I was told a fine naija babe will make make u fall flat like this I won't believe it.

U wey set nairaland on fire yesterday with all those your killing vocabs on some naija babes...lolzzzz

In fact by the POWER vested on me I confer on you the "PATRICK OBIAYANGBO" of NAIRALAND!!!

Cheers to dis great guy..... Le.zz!!

The girl fine no be lie!!!

No mind that mumu bimbo when write that rubish thread when provoke me die

I have my ladies here on NL who get all the loving I can give, but when they take my love for granted and act like brats, then I spank them to order.

Beleive me, they love the pain and pleasure!

anonym0us:
I'm stealing this verse....u are a good deceiver

Carry go, I get plenty

anonym0us:
Baba why ur lips black and thick like kpomo

Why you wear mask for your DP?

postmann:
Sorry sir. I go forget say na you be the troll-baba for nairaland.

Shut up and go _wank your foreskin off!!!

postmann:
Rampagous pervert, you have raom thus far like a starved hunter looking for women!

Pervert? Since when has love for women become perversion?

Fuckfaced loonie! Did I sniff your girl's panties?

Women are my only malady.

And I don't want to be cured.

I pick them well: fine and intelligent.