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firstEVA:
EPL that's soccer, mehn, I know nothing about that thing, so I don't even know what happened

Too much to drink? I guess you exceeded 4 bottles.

4 bottles? It wasn't beer. So I couldn't measure.

But if you were around, we'll just stuff the table with porncorn, ice cream and roasted chicken and booze while we watch a movie with my hand drawing circles on your Tommy

JackBizzle:
Detective?

No. Ishitlove was actually a friend before and so I would naturally know much about her. No detective swag needed.

you guys have come a long way then.

firstEVA:
I have special ones for you swerie. What event?

A little too much to drink. I love the turn of events in the EPL today.

firstEVA:
I have some chocolates, but I don't know how to pass them across

Hi, my burning flame, how do I get that chocolate? I'm famished after today's events

FTBOY:
there's pain and frustration written all over that post

Ftboy, your guy, Jackbizzle is a thorough and wicked e-detective. I've been going through all his links and I feel I'm still new to NL.

TheSonOfMark:
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Not yet bros.


You dudes are looking forward to seducing the bridesmaids and their train already?

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I am still hustling for the cheddar. We want future Mrs Mark well cartered for, don't we?

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That's as it should be bro, marriage isn't a competition, it's a lifetime journey that should be well thought out before set off.

Synzu:
LOL. Let's hear it. I might grant it if its possible.

Ah, front page don' spoil the matter, lolz.

iAmCharis:
Lol those were just some fronting. Nothing else!
They say a problem identified is half solved. I need help!

Bro, you're good, in pure honesty.

Synzu:
Thesonofmark has been going on and on about his gf so we all assuming we'll hear wedding bells soonest

Oh, OK. Lolz. Can't imagine what his toast will be like.

Seems I came late. It's a pix thing. I have a special request

***modified***

Seems this just hit FP, request rescinded.

Synzu:
If he's inviting le.zz then the organisers should make sure everyone is provided with a dictionary

Who's getting wedded?

iAmCharis:
Same here boss. It seems you'll have to borrow me some of your lexical wits for 5 minutes to woo a special lady this Valentine.

AhahahAhahaha, two of your narratives have I read, and I will wager you do not need help in that regard

Creamish:
Hehehe.. Le.zz ur vals are many already. Hope its just me n u in d land of faltering breath and ruffled hair..cos I'll maim all others...

Today is a day of rest for me...cos Mondays at d office are usually unforgiving.

I'm an African man-- a prince, my lady, through and through. No measure of Western education can dampen my enthusiasm and need for women.

But I am picky ; I have a helplessness for the brainy, pretty and shapely type of women.

And there's a hierarchy here and in my bed too;

you have earned the top spot and you alone will I show the colour of my bed-sheet tonight.

iAmCharis:
Osheeeeey Shakespeare!

Happy Valentine, brother.

Creamish:
Happy Val's day Le.zz, Butch.cassidy & Joe.blocks!

Wait till I come for you babe! I arrive on the wheels of passion to whisk you away to the land of faltering breath and ruffled hair.

And why wish me love in a collective inclusion of others? You thaw my love; I want you singularly, to the ire and exemption of all else.

Synzu:
Same to you bro

My val started since yesterday seff


How your side?

Lolz, church things first, then buzz and EPL at home while waiting for my goods of pleasure to arrive without inner wrapping paper.

Synzu:
Ofcourse! You're her side nigga

:DHappy Val, Synzu my nigga. What's your preparation like?

@ DarthSidious your screenshot you attached is your legendary act of plagiarism and e- theft.

DarthSidious:
As far as am concerned U re only wasting ur time typing all this long story. becos U re typing it at the wrong guy. and to think i use to think U were reasonable. as for what i posted in that topic i created..it was typed in full becos those were not my words. i only shared a tweet i found interesting on twitter.
boy oh boy you really are paranoid aren't U? like i said before get a life nd leave me outta ur foolishness
since U dont have the balls to do it urself i will help out. maybe ur madness would be contained. goodbye assshole

cc: darkenedrebel

Still more lame attempts to wipe your shiit-stained ass. I knew you will descend to this level, denying the obvious.

Why cc-ing yourself? Your very last post you spelt your Darkenedrebel moniker in full, so why repeat it if not for vain attempt at sounding convincing.

And you're going to follow this ruse up by logging in with your Darkenedrebel rebel account to spew some crab, to prove what's so clear.and that's when I'll unleash hell on you and bruise you all over nairaland streets.

Fagrebel the IDIOTIC ,loathsome, sufferer of delusions of grandeur and persecution.


Put me to shame, I dare you, what is your main moniker you claimed is banned? Prove it here. Tactless, Halfwitted, fatheaded cuckoo.


Concentrate on getting your little life out of the debris of jealousy, insecurity and self-loath. Your life hasn't even begun and you are already ruining it with squabbles.

Rap has no future, neither does fine artistry. Your diction is pure obfuscation of the language. You use formal words when you're making everyday conversations. Because your entire existence is marked by the need to impress your imaginary on-lookers.

You allowed your physical diminution spread into your soul and spirit and you have become paranoia personified, feeling you have to bully or attack someone to gain attention and approval.

You created fake female accounts(hello Sharon) and wooed yourself here to give the false impression you're sought after.

Your demency has earned you a front row seat for the synagogue and I hope T.B Joshua could stand your raging insecurities and self- generated demons of insufficiency.


Concentrate on schooling, or get a skill acquisition and your life will unfold nicely. Nairaland won't offer you much, it has added to your mess already.

I'm done with schooling and earn a modest living so I can afford fooling around here.

You have to lie to your parents to get internet data and use your feeding stipends to do your plagiarised audio cyphers.

You haven't defined your life or future yet and have never earned a kobo to support your existence.

Your life is still in deficit and not all the money in the CBN will redeem your mental and economic deficiency.

Be a nice kid and start preoccupying your mind with earning a degree or acquisition instead of being an internet nuisance, bickering like a rabid dog.

BumBae:
Jesu lol lezz i dey fear u oh ...


Erm deep inside ur core ke .. L.ezz u want me to be baby mama

What's wrong if you carry my baby?

Synzu:
Le.zz has an eye-pencil sized phallus





How will it be a perfect fit?

Yaa cheating on me abi?

Hehehehe, with who, me?

FTBOY:
busted! hahahaha! you just reminded me of anangboy. that dude has the knack for unveiling wolves hiding under sheep clothing. i recall how he tactically sniffed out the "julius beggar" in misspicy and one other old scammer in my thread

The fool thinks he's dealing with kids his age. He doesn't even have the mental muscle to pull stunts.

Synzu:
Lez? You like pencil dyck?

loooolz.

BumBae:
Is it a pencil
Le.zz so u lied to me
He said it will be a perfect fit .. Dont ask me how lol he said so

It is a pencil dick alright in its flaccid form. But if your butty is true to legend, then it will swell gently inside of you, feeling you up in width and length.

There's no room inside you it can't enter and fill up, airtight. Its pulsation and throbing will viberate all the corridors and balcony of your bungalow, you'll have to make me a permanent resident.

30 minutes after I'm through with you, your bungalow will need open windows to let out the heat and steam as you feel my fluid settling down deep inside your core.

BumBae:
Lol lezz is back

Its like K Michelle google her lol ( i wish)

Back with a mission . Have you rescinded your divorce proceedings?

Creamish:
Ready ... Set and waiting for the GO..

Tomorrow then, I'll pick you up by 9:30 pm. Can't wait to look into those eyes up close.

Creamish:
LMAO... L.ezz d Lyricist!

But your beauty gives wind to my imagination and my fingers take flight in carrying your name to the heavens.

How is your preparedness, lady of grace?

Synzu:
Are you related to Leslie?? The famous pusssy poacher!! ?

He is my neighbour and church member.

DarthSidious:
i neva knew this is a home of sadists.

revised list:-
1 pos.tmann
2 lezz
3 pos tmann
4 lezz.
5. post.

DarthSidious post=42888874:
haha Am darkenedrebel? you got this one wrong and U Re looking very idiotic because U have no idea how wrong U are. so I make my own list and dat makes me a ghostie. becos i didnt include ur name? arent u a lil bit insecure? i have been on this site long enough mister. i only got banned and it's none of ur concern. so becos am using a new account doesnt mean am a ghostie. its better you pan out whateva with whoever U're beefing wit by quotin him and resolving it than including me in this childish foolishness. i dont hav energy for blowin oyinbo on nairaland. just minding ma business as usual. so i suggest U do the same. for the last time dont involve me in Ur foolishness as U will be ignored BYE.

mann

I hope U are happy now

I'm the OP so I don't give a fvck about being or not being in the list.

You are a knucklehead and a self-doubting, paranoiac scallywag suffering from delusions of persecution!!!

Why strain to change your writing style to misdirect us?

Who asked for your opinion if you were banned? Nairaland's bemedalled _idiot, compulsive liar and frustrated dummy who could only secure Fine Art as a course due to your low JAMB score!!!

How many months were you banned ? A month? What's your main moniker? Intellectually insecure destitute.

You are the darkenedbaboon who is a poison to nairaland. Mythical half caste with a royal father and
yet you're blacker than a burnt tyre with physical features of a Yankari anthropoid.

Your account is of last year so it's not new. It is just one of your dozens of monikers you employed to give yourself 'likes' and woo your own self by posing as a girl because you're physically diminutive. You're an e-fraud.

Darkenedbaboon, the disgraced, self loathing, imposter who steals rap lines to cheat contenders, who beg girls for money in NL and threaten to blackmail them if they don't cooperate. Who claims his father is Gbadebo and his mother is white.

A failed soul whose life quest is to be a rapper.

Below is a screenshot of your usual style of writing with this moniker. It is similar with your main moniker, your obvious attempt to write in 'U' and 'ur' is to deceive us.
Take a look at your screenshot and see that you usually write in full. You don't do abbreviations with pronouns. Olodo.


Why don't you try suicide kidult, it just might be the only thing you'll succeed in.

Synzu:
She's sensual alright..




And quite icy too, its not a facade oo

Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression.

Synzu:
This ashawo don start again

she's as cold as ice and as unyielding as a rock. Something tells me she just might be NL's most sensual babe hiding behind an icy facade.

I want to thaw her.

Ishilove:
The only reason why I am coming back here is to clarify this bullshit once and for all.

My so-called prudishness and self-righteous morality has nothing to with fucktoto's ban. There is a standing rule against offensive usernames which the forum owner was trying to enforce. Fucktoto, born2fuck and other allied usernames fall under this category. born2fuck was changed to born2boink, and the ones that could not be changed were put out of commission.

Usernames like BlackPeni5, bushyanus, fucktoto, bushyanus, hairyvaJina, bigvajina etc all fell under the hammer.

This is the last time I will be dignifying accusations of bias and 'self righteousness' with a response.

Alright, well spoken. My brother Synzu, just portrayed a side of you I have never witnessed here.


And for the life of me, I was never aware--until now, that there's a rule against certain monikers.

And my Sugar-candy, Eva, seems to think nicely of you too. But one thing, you should have taken the time to explain this to the affected persons behind those monikers. A lot of misunderstanding would have been avoided.


But hey, a little controversy helps, we all need it.

That PIC in your DP is dying for a smile. Why the bossy look? Are you trying to scare off toasters?

If your teeth are as bright as your eyes, then let me see the sparkle. Chase the demons than still hover around your bans with glimpse of light in your expressionless ,albeit, pretty face.

hurting:
Good day all! I never thought I will never create a topic like this because I believed I had a perfect love life. I have to create this moniker just for this topic that has and still eating me deep. I will try to make it as brief as possible.

I have been a relationship for 7yrs with the lady that I love beyond measures. I do anything possible within my reach to satisfy n make her happy. She has also been wonderful and almost perfect (nobody is). We started dating from uni days and where d pride n envy of many even after school.

After my service, I started looking for job but as things get murky in d labour market, I started a little ICT troubleshooting hustle, just to keep body n soul together before d job comes. Now this lady has been supportive all d way, after her service she moved to where am based, we managed what we have. She got a job while I was still doing what I do, I could provide for d daily running around like food, clothing, small bills, etc. I could pay my rent sometimes but atimes my siblings support me. When biz haven't been good.

Bro, there's nothing new here. Girls do it all the time. You put a girl through school, she develops a higher taste and out classes you in her preference for suitors. You get a girl a good paying job, she will want to measure up with colleagues and friends against you .

And you're so naive, whenever a girl asks you to wait in marriage always know that she has a target somewhere else and that's where you should have started steeling up your mind and heart.

Next time, insist on marriage before getting her a job where she will be exposed to the fads of fleeting illusions and quicksilver life. Women tend to be carried away with that kind of glimmer.



Now dust yourself up and concentrate on your career path and be a man instead of whining about a female who has her sights far above you. Concentrate on yourself and shame her with your life's success.


And don't forget to de-wuzzy-fy yourself. You need it.

Synzu:
I beg to differ. Ishi wasn't intimidated but she had a listening ear. I've seen people appeal bans and have them lifted and ishi was the only mod who did that. Compared to the "Abacha's" we have now, she was far better.

What's brother, beleive me, I have my bitter experience with her. She gave me the most bitter ban in nairaland. I was having a duel with Lesbos and faggits, it was an open duel and when they felt I was having the upper hand, they beckon on _ishilove to ban me.

Now the funny thing is, they've been trading vibes with me and the post with which they summoned her was laced with insults and jeers. Instead of being an umpire, having observed that everyone was guilty, she singled me out and gave me a nasty long ban that didn't reflect my offence.

I mailed her seeking private correspondence to explain what went down, but she never gave me a reply. I brought the issue again openly in the romance thread, again she snubbed me. I thought seriously about trolling her then .


She banned ftboy's moniker for life for being offensive in her own self-righteousness of morality. That's as prudish as _fuck, bro.

You've got charms and it works on her. But it took the unbiased part of me to give her a mention here.