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Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:46am On Feb 13, 2016

chukwubuzor123:
Thank you very much, am glad u love it

You're welcome, bro.

Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:10am On Feb 13, 2016

chukwubuzor123:
Gbagun! Gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the war is horrying near
saddle the horse with a perfect gear
caurse kingdom heads are bound with fear.

Alas! Alas! the warriors Cried
No more food and no more wine
Left overs from their favourite kind
Alas! Alas! the kingdom cried.

quik! quik! shout his men
hundred at once ran accross
they ran accross and out of sight
bravo said the king from right atop.

Gbagun! gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the kingdom is free from fear.

Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:05am On Feb 13, 2016

chukwubuzor123:
Gbagun! Gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the war is horrying near
saddle the horse with a perfect gear
caurse kingdom heads are bound with fear.

Alas! Alas! the warriors Cried
No more food and no more wine
Left overs from their favourite kind
Alas! Alas! the kingdom cried.

quik! quik! shout his men
hundred at once ran accross
they ran accross and out of sight
bravo said the king from right atop.

Gbagun! gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the kingdom is free from fear.

Splendid!

With strong imagery and rhythm. I love it.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:21am On Feb 13, 2016

BumBae:
Me nko

I didn't have the time to gauge your literary skills, I've been too busy with my imaginations wondering what kind of butty you have.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:16am On Feb 13, 2016

Creamish:
My sweet thoughts exactly!

It is him alright, even if I got hit by a sledgehammer in the head, I can always smell that deceitful, unreliable, multifaceted scoundrel out. Nauseating personality he has.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2016

BumBae:
Welcome back weres synzu

Thank you, my runaway love. I saw Synzu early this morning.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 9:57am On Feb 13, 2016

Creamish:
...I think I know who DAT is....

He is our domiciled, insecure, buffoonish, skeletal bozo, who steals rap lines from Facebook and got banned for 6months.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:40am On Feb 13, 2016*

DarthSidious:
U hav serious issues bro. and pls refrain from quoting this account. thanks

My friend shut tha fvck up, you insecure sleazebag. Darkenedbaboon!!!

1. you have only spent 4hrs in nairaland yet you are qualified to rank who Nairaland best phraseologists are? Compound nuisance

2. Until now you have only made I post this month

3. Until now you have only 5 post for the whole of 2016

4. You have only 12 posts to this account and you deny being an alternate? Self-wanking _imbecile.

You are organically _stupid if you think you pulled this off.

Your account is just a cowardly, self-worshiping alternate of someone who is desperate to be part of the swing of events. You're a fraud and a self-doubting kid.

4hrs duration on your entire Nairaland duration and you know everyone? Bwahahaha. Desperation really blurred your need to be thorough.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:54pm On Feb 12, 2016

Creamish:
Hey Le.zz.. Ur name should be up there.. Or are u playing the humility card?

I actually forgot to add my name, I've been drooling over our Val date.

Remember it's a red affair; red wine, red dress and red tablecloth for late dinner. You can kill it off by having red panties too, and if you dare to match your sophistication with your looks, you can give me a glimps of it under the dinner table, let me gauge your taste for panties.

Feb 14th, dimmed lights, drawn blinds and parted lips and quivering bodies made extra sultry by the spell of wine await us.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:22pm On Feb 12, 2016

[quote author=firstEVA post=42867760][/quote]Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation.

Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare.

A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps?

cc Truthhurts1

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:22pm On Feb 12, 2016

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
Now Mr Bawo, who has been searching for you for over a decade over the missing corn in the school farm store, must be told you are back in town for a brief leave. You must go to jail for this insult.

Delusions of grandeur!!!

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:40pm On Feb 12, 2016

JackBizzle:
Interesting

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
Come on! Fight me!

who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:18pm On Feb 12, 2016

JackBizzle:
You have an interesting OP despite the subjectivity of the topic.

What criteria did you use to generate the list of the "phrasemakers"?

Was it the content of their posts?
The length of their posts?
Whether they used big words?

My criteria was simply their ability to use words in grammatical accord, flair, vocabulary, composition, word placement and arrangement. They all have different styles.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2016

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postmann:
Now you crossed 2 lines now I'm gonna kill ya! Call your peeps here on NL. They should all be a witness as I slam the great troll, le.zz back hard on the floor. It's going to vibrate bad!

Do you remember Mr Bawo?

[/s] Lame!

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 5:51pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
The great and revered troll only has 2 more lines to cross.

You're boring at this. Stop trying to sound funny. Don't you have a sermon to preach to us?

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 5:48pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
I dont have keyboards to type on. It's like you want a fight from me.

Have I told you I normally grant you 3 false move per day? You just used 1.
Now 2 more false move from you, and I'm gonna make the great le zz cry.

Is your little thread boring? You really have a big mouth for a rookie.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:41pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
And who wants to be an expert and established nairalander?
Or make your list? You are lucky you're a good writer. You just opened your chest for my bombardment. But alas, you're good in writing and qualify to grade good writers here on NL.

But don't take that as a white flag from me. One more false move from ya.....

Alright, white-troll, you've had your moment, you can quietly drag your hands out of your keyboard and lift it towards your nose.......you perceive the stench? Beleive me, it oozes through this platform and its choking me.

Why don't you learn to unfuck yourself properly for once. grin

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
Why would you want that?

To troll you out of nairaland of course

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2016

firstEVA:
I like ishilove, she sanitized Nairaland , i miss her. She wasn't intimidated by anyone. when she bans you, you can cry to high heaven for all she cares, we should have more of such fearless mods around

Back to the matter, Op needs to take number one spot, he is one of the best around here, my 2KOBO opinion.

Who cares about that list when I have your heart to vie for!

I have lowered your drawbridge already. Now assist me pull it down again to wade off intruders of petty lies and fleeting promise.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:22pm On Feb 12, 2016

postmann:
Hmmm! I see you took my advice on number ( ), since you considered leaving out the occupier for holding a view contrary to yours.

If you had done like you threatened , I would have come after you with my stick.

By the way, you came up to my thread, had a passing glance and went as quietly as you came.
If you ain't gonna comment on my thread, then don't visit.

@ishilove, you seem to act out the very adjectives the OP qualified you with. By the way, you re not the person in the empty bracket.

You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:17pm On Feb 12, 2016

FTBOY:
yeah, but she's overrated here....... giving her the 4th position...come on! she doesn't deserve it one bit! there are better writers on nairaland.....especially in politics section like passingshot, omenka, joseph1832, snailspeed, sirshymmex (that guy invents new words every time, LOL!) and anangboy (he writes with swag). WTF is ishilove....LMAO!

Lolz, then an update will be introduced. I seldom visit the political section so I'm not so acquainted with the aforementioned guys. But I'll do a wider survey next time. Firsteva was pointing me to the political section but I guess I failed to concur with her.

But I'm certain of number 1 and 2 in the list through.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 3:57pm On Feb 12, 2016

FTBOY:
le.zz should top the list though.......just making up the list in my own way

Hehehehe, I want to top the list of witty trolls grin

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2016

FTBOY:
you're lucky she's been sacked as a moderator. she'd simply have deleted and banned you for correcting her. i think le.zz made a mistake adding her name in the list......she doesn't deserve a honourable mention

I thought hard and long about it, brother. But I just wanted to be unbiased and objective.

There's another in that list whose personality online rubs me off in the wrong way too, but I just had to credit her, that's why I made her shortcomings as a foot note.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 3:33pm On Feb 12, 2016*

Ishilove:
I'm 'coldly dismissive' only when the situation calls for chilly dismissal. On Nairaland that's inevitable

Yes, in nairaland, there's no getting around that one; there are many situations that warrant the cold dismissal but they tend to make it your default approach over time, I'm afraid. It mired your charms in the mud.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 3:04pm On Feb 12, 2016*

Ishilove:
I'm not conceited, I'm ~~slightly~~ overly opinionated on certain issues.

'arrogantly snobbish'. That's a new one.

How am I arrogantly snobbish?

and coldly dismissive in a condescending fashion. Your intelligence should make you comely and endearing, not a put off in a chesty manner

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 12:57pm On Feb 12, 2016

MRSANITY:
you should at least appreciate the fact that you have been listed as one of the greatest phrasemakers of Nairaland.

Thanks, brother.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 12:51pm On Feb 12, 2016

Ishilove:
'prudish and sancitimonious'...

So what else is new?

.... conceited and arrogantly snobbish... you forgot to say thanks.

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Nairaland General › The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 11:15am On Feb 12, 2016*

What if Rule 21 were to be enforced by Moderators?

No one has ever got the stick for breaking that rule yet. I suspect rule 21 is more of an advisory and preferential imploration to grace posts with standard English than the need to keep nuisance out of threads.

But still, Some Nairalanders have taken the pain and effort to write in an enthralling manner with certain panache and precision. Their literary efforts and phraseology draped in all shades of styles are as different as their personalities.

These nairalanders either have the innateness to write in an attention-grabbing way or they slogged to develop their writing proficiency which often entertains me more than the message they seek to convey.

I have selected 10 nairlanders whose pennings have served and entertained my mental perceptions for the entire duration of my nairaland stay. I beleive good writing is a mark of superior breeding and peerage .

I should point that their entire posts/threads are not without some gramatical blemish (As are mine or anyone else's) which is to be expected given the nature associated with writing on an online platform like this; most posts are done on mobile gadgets in between daily routine of work or studies, and always with swinging epinephrine and emotional reflections.

There is little moment for proof-reading and even less for aloofness in critical appraisals for grammatical marrings.

Seasoned, professional writers have the time of luxury and materials to have their scriptings error-proofed either by themselves or professionals. No such luxury is availed a nairalander who writes post and threads in real-time and often with emotional attachments.

The top 10 phrasemakers in my subjective conclusion to have graced Nairaland in recents times are --- in the order of hierarchy:

1.. TV01 . ( Rich in clever placement of everyday words
and has a varied stock of simple and
sophisticated vocabulary)

2.. TheSonofmark (Word-generator, clever use of
compound words in depicting
situations)

3... Mizmycoli ( good narrator and logical in
composition)

4... Ishilove ( prudish and sanctimonious but a
good writer still)

5.... Mindfulness ( philosophically to the left but a
a brillaint wordsmith, argumenta-
tive still)

6..... Tonyebacarnista ( A prose specialist)

7......

8.....

9......

10......

There are a couple of Moderators who actually deserve the cut, but I do not want to expose this thread to the risk of being perceived as an attempt to kiss up to any moderator, especially after being the subject of many bans I consider ridiculous. grin

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns North Korea Over Ballistic Missile Test & Nigerians React (pics) by lezz(m): 8:46pm On Feb 11, 2016*

ayodele234:
keep dreaming. Your brain have been devastated by CNN. The US. army is a paper tiger they only fight farmers like Afghanistan, Libya and funny the Taliban who fought with sticks and stone beat the hell out of harmburger overweight US. troops. You know nothing about military engagement, the US. dropped more bombs in Vietnam than all the bombs used in World War 2 but still got their ass whopped. When the air war is over it will take North Korea just 2 weeks to make the Americans run with their tails between their legs. America have never won a war in Asia and funny North Korea defeated before.

May Logic forgive your sacrilegious utterances. You're the perfect reason I detest sensitive threads hitting front page as they are soon hijacked by mediocre and emotional squealers.

Firstly north Korea has no war experience and has never fought a real war for decades. 2ndly, she is too poor to project any real war for a long time. The US has the greatest military projection on earth. They have been having heavy military engagements since world war 2 across the globe. You say America has not won a war in Asia? What about Japan? The japanese surrender in '46

Taliban is a group who don't fight conventionally, they are a terrorist group. Vietnam was lost to political will and objective not on casualties.

Now you compare US to north Korea and I'll say you haven't learnt anything. Japan is more advanced than Korea with a thousand years. She has the most advanced navy in Asia.

"Who has the strongest military in Africa" is the thread we debate military matters on this platform with foreigners. I have never seen you there, not once. And you claim to be our resident expert with this rubbish?

Front page opportunist!

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Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 7:19pm On Feb 11, 2016

firstEVA:
I decided to be the bigger person, and it made be feel better actually. Then I got some good news from home.

you know I'm a grown-ass kid and have done really _stupid things in my life grin

I can't suppress the little boy in me who keeps yearning for EVA-cookies kiss

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