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pinceprinz:
le.zz, Sometimes when you watch legendary Hollywood actors doing their thing, say Young Johnny Depp acting out his usual bad boy role with a stunner like Jessica Alba, you can't but let out a wow in your awe when you see romantic scenes being pulled on like the well rehearsed musical tone : do re mi fa so la ti do.... Everything they do in the movies seems so surreal, you can't but feel it , get entangled and literally wanna live it, good but, That's in the movies. Taking a look at the life most of these movie acts in fact, its never near the perfection they pull off behind the screen, neither is it heavenly perfect nor smoothly played out, Just not paranormal! They don't love the Romeo and Juliet love nor live by some rules wherein everything goes happily ever after. So are these pornographic actors. They could go months shooting just a 2hrs long movie! And when you see these actors fukcing like 2jackrabbits as if that's not bad habit, you feel astounded yeah, your hopes get raised, you wanna be so badass in bed like never before and would wanta get a ready pussee by the side to try all those out with, but hey! it takes a whole lota skill to pull those stunts- The angle of penetration on the part of the male actor mustn't be missed, else, risk of penile damage (break). For the female, she needs artificial lubrication, machines that could literally stretch her anus out etal ... BTW, most of these 'flawless' actresses you see in these adult movies do modelling jobs too , Models are meant to be stunners right? Explains why you see em all glamoured up in front of the camera. Thanks to Victoria secret , Mary Kay too beauty comes in handy.
Now, porn is really bad for our sexual health yeah, cos sad reality is our ladies won't match up. Those that had awaken the _bitch in them amongst the lots we have out here might give it the best shot tho, but its always by trailing the threads of our esteemed pornstars . Maybe, Best to do anyway is grow each other up as sexual partners to catch up with our fantasies, patience being a constant factor to hold on to of course. We could start from here!!

Exactly! This is one of the sub-themes of the thread. Pornography has painted a highly distorted picture of sex and all its expectation.

Sadly, it has become the new yardstick for measuring sexual conformity and adaptability.

I'm afraid it has become a fad gradually becoming the norm.

BumBae:
Been here reading ur lines

Lolz when are you going to cross those lines?

BumBae:
Damn lez.z n theson.ofmark don brighten my day with english ohh

I love it

Where've you been, my curvaceous baby?

iamlimitless:
Can you stop a man from cheating? – Joy Ehonwa

Last week, I was at the pharmacy with a friend who, like me, recently lost a bit of weight. Our pharmacist was commending us, and tacked on something along the lines of “Una no wan gree at all o, una no want make oga look outside.”
Growing up, I knew a lovely lady whom everyone adored. She was beautiful, the kind of beautiful that made people say God created her on a Sunday. Tall, shapely, with creamy skin that glowed, she was also intelligent, classy, and brilliant at her craft. She was the kind of woman I thought no man could ever have reason to cheat on. Her death came as a shock, and her husband sat on the floor surrounded by her photos and bawled like a baby, his head cradled in his hands. When he remarried soon after and I learnt that his new wife had been his side chick, everything I thought I knew about cheating turned to vapour.
Every time someone insinuated that a man’s cheating had something to do with the way his wife looked or did not look, my mouth curled into a yinmu. If Uncle could cheat on Aunty, IT Girl that she was, then what are we saying? My instinctive reaction to the kind of statement my pharmacist made is something like “Na God o, no amount of effort can keep a straying man o, man wey go cheat, go still cheat.”
I mean, does anyone remember when Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock? Or how Michael Douglas got cancer of the mouth from eating kitty that did not belong to his pretty wife Catherine Zeta-Jones?
However, on this day, I didn’t say that. Why? I had coincidentally been wondering if perhaps there are men who would not have strayed if their wives had done certain things. Yes, there are men who will stray no matter what, but is this the answer we must fling in the face of anyone who suggests that a woman make some kind of effort to “keep” her man? Isn’t there some kind of balance? Fo[b]r instance, anyone who is honest will admit that a wife whose emotional or sexual needs are chronically neglected is vulnerable to temptation, regardless of how fine her man is. Doesn’t the same apply for men?[/b]
If he needs to talk and his wife won’t listen to him, or he has sexual needs his wife won’t meet, or she lets herself go and becomes unattractive, isn’t it the same thing? None of these things are excuses to cheat, really, and none of them justify infidelity, but what if the reality is that they predispose to adultery? And what if, that being the case, there are actually some things you can do to affair-proof your marriage? Would you be open to it? Would you do it proudly without feeling ashamed of making the effort?
We all know what a shameful thing it is these days to be caught trying to “keep” a man. Yet I believe that outside of the context of chauvinism, we need to keep each other, husbands and wives. We can’t just take wedding vows and then expect them to stay with us, period.
So, yes, you may do heaven and earth for a man, and literally bend over backwards to please him (this is not a real sex position please, do not try this at home!) and still have him cheat on you with someone else. And there are also men who are terribly unfulfilled in their marriages and yet they do not seek satisfaction of any kind elsewhere. These people really do exist. If a man is going to cheat, he’s going to, but what about the one who never planned to?
Building the kind of marriage where neither partner is vulnerable to temptation involves a huge investment of time and emotional capital. It also involves two people who want to honour their vows and stay faithful. Marriage is one hell of a needy potted plant. Forget to water it and give it sunlight and it starts to die. Friends, I say, feel free to do whatever it takes to make your plant bloom and flourish. There’s no shame in that.

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There's a clear divide between love and sex for men. Only religious leaning and moral ethics hold a man from cheating.

There's absolutely nothing the woman can do about it. Her beauty, sexual skills and homeliness can't stand in the way.

Those attributes can only make the man love and cherish her, but for most men love and cherish doesn't relate to sex.

Only the man can stop himself, not his love for his wife.

midehi2:
geraaat here mhenn, i cant remember quoting you or the last time i quoted you, so stop pressing my quote button

lighten up, girl. Don't sound so touchy.

TheSonOfMark:
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That comment by Irunobo and Midehi2's "LMAO" were borne out of frustration -their inability to comprehend my earliest comment. They expect everyone to type in their banal way of typewriting. They can't blame me for their poor comprehension skills, can they?
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either poor comprehension or high attraction some girls just don't know to put their views through.

irunooboo:
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Shut ur smelly Gob and stop dissing women. Akwa Ibom tout

I see no disrespect to women in that post of his.

midehi2:
keep on perceiving, ashawo boy

Ashawo boy?

Is that a contemporary term for a lad who can decipher your desires and make them real?

We haven't even started and you're already breaking my heart.

FTBOY:
not really........the description is perfect! been laughing really hard here

lolz, that's how it is. Do you think it is weather induced? Too much heat and sweat?

WORDWORLD:
SHOULDNT I BE ASKING YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION AS:

Are your against PRONOGRAPHY but you are for FORNICATION, ADULTERY and other ILLICIT SEX?

I REALLY THINK WE HAVE TO START MAKING MATRIMONY A REALLY DIGNIFIED BOND POST OF, OF COURSE RESPONSIBLE HETEROSEXUALS.

GOD NEVER SAID DONT HAVE SEX OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE ALLOWED BABIES TO BE FALLING DOWN FROM THE SKIES...................THE RESTRICTION IS IN MATRIMONY...............WHY DO WE ENCOURAGE ILLICIT BEHAVOURS A FORNICATION BUT SEX IN A MATRIMONY IS NO GO AREA.

LIKEWISE THE BARS OF GETTING LEGITIMATE SEX ARE RAISED SO HIGH IN OUR SOCIETIES. WHY

IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED THEY SOCIETY AND ITS CULTURE HAS MADE IT AN OBSTACLE.

SEX IS NATURE................MARRIAGE IS CULTURE.............THE OTHER IS KILLING OUR SOCIETY BY MAKING THE FORMER NOT BEING ABLE TO ACHIEVE THE PROPER CHANNEL OF RELIEVING NATURE.

LETS BECOME MORE RESPONSIBLE BY UPHOLDING SEX IN MATRIMONY...........DO YOUR DOG STYLE WITH YOUR WIFE AND MAKE GOD PROUD AND NOT WITH OTHER THAN YOU SPOUSE SO YOU WONT BE CURSED.

It seems you didn't read the post in its entirety or you never unravel the theme I wish to convey.

Let me do a quick summary for you:

My thread is about the effect porn has on normal sexual behaviours, unlimited to sex in and out side marriage for both men and women.

Porn has blurred and distorted sexual expectations and practice. And it has made many strikingly beautiful women become average in the sight of their men due to over exposure to the glitz of the artificial beautiful porn actresses portray.

For women, porn has made them to expect an unrealistic performance from everyday man.

I closed my writeup by pointing out the many deceptions of the porn industry; how they edit their scenes, and create superficial beauty and sexual performance. It is all business.

Finally, I Opined that porn is hard to deal with or push away. The image will linger and it will be a touch choice to surpress the impression it has created.


You obviously didn't read before trying to play God with me. Too eager to preach?

Now go back to the post, read slowly, use your dictionary and then get back to me .

FTBOY:



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No intentional dissing of local girls, bro. Just telling it as it is. I love our local girls earnestly.

Cutehector:
midehi2 urm u r supposed to be gettn wet by now after seeing this.

She should, except she isn't a full-blooded woman .

KingTom:
Leslie!!!!! Damn

The rains are yet to set in, brother. And girls are all about dressed scantily, so it was easy for me to perceive the dampened moistness of her punny across Nairaland.

midehi2:
dont worry, if i dont get your match, i will make use of a piece of cloth, tie your head/face and make use of the down below perfectly

Then let me save you the effort of the search!!!

Let's make do with my other endowments. My hands are large enough to cover your breasts in a smothering tenderness and yet firm enough to quicken your pulse by the gentle pull of your _nipples.

midehi2:
on the way

Be swift!! If you tarry we may have to make do with what we have.

There's nothing as pleasant as an unanticipated pleasure.

I promise to make you a conformist to stuffs you always hold with little regard.

midehi2:
a very beautiful one

Show it! Let me use it as a gauge to appraise your sexual predilection

midehi2:
neck down...waoo, handsome, cute, beautiful, nice BUT neck up too ugly


*remove his head, places it with another fine face*

OK, let me see the head you wish to bequeath me.

Adanna86:
It nice to know your girlfriend in that category of "local girls" Thank you for subliminally acknowledging that.

If she isn't local then she's foreign. I have a feverishness for the local.

They know what to cook me after a bed-shaking, sweat inducing and breath faltering _fuck.

And I suppose you're from Newyork? You would want to make me tea or coffee

firstEVA:
You have just one, i'm thinking 3, at least 2

Babe, Two or three only generate a mechanical motion of in and out. With one --mine-- there's room to bend your hips there and here. And more freedoms for me to touch you in all the places that makes you think of moving in permanently with me

firstEVA:
It was from porn I got to know that just one woman can take two or three diccks at the same time.

Lolz, and the wild expectation and obfuscation of reality continues.

If that image lingers, love, you know where to meet me for a sexual reset to default values.

Adanna86:

Yet you can give a full account on pornography but can't answer simple questions??

Guy, u don enter one chance.

Simple questions? I'm well adjusted. I have an uncommon ability of dissociation of wild expectation and reality.

If you read my writeup carefully, you will observed where I made a clear hint of having met a few local girls who met my "Fantasies with equal fervour"
That you provide an answer for you.

Adanna86:
So how is your girlfriend performance? Does it match up to your porn fantasy lass?

Since you aren't my girlfriend, I'm not obliged to answering that question you should originally reserve for your boy-friend

Last2comment:
Perfect write up... Where did you get this. I should give you one bottle of origin...

in my head!! Want a peep?

Sex sells. It is a multi-billion dollar business.

And I still carry the images of porn i have seen years ago in my head as clear as these letters I write , as do most of you reading this.

Vivid and animated scenes of rehearsed and regimented motions of staged acts. Naked, glittering flesh edited and extra-sharpened by motion-picture technology. The flesh of these paid actresses can make any girl seem sexually insecure and physically inadequate!

What with thighs as smooth as velvet and butter, their skin often in a perfect blend of colour, the skin-tone is strikingly uniform; Inner thighs hold no darkened spots or discolouration. Vagina lips aren't discloured from smooth shave, it just blends with other parts of her skin in an even, unvarying pigmentation.

This is in sharp contrast to the local girls whose buttocks are darker than the skin-tone of their torso, their inner thighs have a darkish hue and the vagina lips are of different brownish pigmentation often with slight rash and bumps from close razor shaving.

And most guys have set a high benchmark and expectation of the body standard from their favourite female porn-star. How many local girls have the dexterity and agility to arch their bodies in an odd position for long, sustained minutes taking in a full penetration with relish ?

There's always the feeling of slight dissapointment when a lover stands unclothed and her laps and thighs and boobs fall short of that glittering image of perfection that porn TV has made trite and common.

Little wonder girls feel insecure when guys watch porn. Often these porn stars have giant watermelon breasts that arrogantly defy gravity, hips so wide it can take and bear the sexual frustrations of a dozen men and ass so curvaceous it makes Michelangelo seem a novitiate at sculpting.

How frequently do males have the impulse to try out a scene on a porn movie? And How often have the local girls cringed away in fright or disgust?

There's never been a craze for heterosexual anal sex at any point in history than when porn made it a fad. Now it has become a legitimate expectation and fantasy most guys want to try out and so few of the ladies are willing to play along.

Just a few girls have I encountered who can match my sexual fantasies with equal fervour and innitiate giving head with such eager enthusiasm that makes my mind shut out all sense of sound. But only a fleck in the pool they are.


Men aren't exempt from the feeling of insufficiency that porn seems to evoke. There's always an objectless, lingering and formless fear when your girl is addicted to porn.

The never-ending hours of a single sex scene makes a real man feels like a 2-minute man. The feasting of vaginal secretion and anal tonguing make me feel old fashioned and sexually non-compliant.

Not even mentioning the 12" penis that makes the most endowed of us look average.

Girls who are accustomed to porn have, with time, come to expect these and more from local guys. Many a girl today crave cunnilinctus, not so many guys are willing to try, in the same way guys yearn for anal sex but so many girls would not yield.


When is the line of dissociation be drawn?

For the breasts of these paid porn actresses are sometimes of silicone implantation, ass might have gone under the modifications of a surgeon's knife.

Body sleight and stamina are drug and money induced. Long sex scense are often cleverly edited from several short scenes to form a prolonged act of single sex act. And yes, the moaning and groaning are faked atimes with prerecorded audio.


But no amount of logicality and rational rendition will stifle the effect of porn.

You and I will carry those images of immaculately oiled bodies in our heads far into the distance of time.

Every now and again you'll watch a girl go pass you and an image of porn will conjure up....

Swallow the bile, take a deep breath, count to 10 and decide if the image will be re-lived or remain a ghost lurking in the surface of your dark desires.



Addendum: ® All rights reserved. Leslie A. O.


This work may be quoted, published or reprinted in whole or part for reference or educational purposes with credit to the original author Leslie A.O (lezz/lezzlie)

Henry240:
... And i saved the best for last!


Happy Birthday to me!


Thank you Lord for giving me the confidence, grace and courage May today and all of my days be amazing!

Happy birthday Henry. Wishing you all the best. Keep up the good work, bro.

firstEVA:
my eyes are heavy, I would have logged out but just want you say good night first, so say it.

lolz, Alright good nightnight, pretty eyed babe.

firstEVA:
enjoy, catch you later.

Stay a while with me.

firstEVA:
no I didn't, I actually wanted to type leslie, then I knew the closest to it is lezzlie.
Still awake as usual?

I finished the inspection superbly and followed the excitement up with some beer, so sleep is far from my eyes.

I'm listening to music and surfing Nairaland.

firstEVA:
I wanted to spell lez.zlie but decided to break it so you can get the mention.

If you had typed only le.zz I still would have got it. I think you did it on purpose

firstEVA:
Hello lezz lie, hope you are good?

Great, what did I lie about?

truthbastille:
Nigeria is part of an international world trade treaty that frowns at imposing levy on products from other countries especially the developed ones.

The WTO doesn't impost restrictions on foreign goods in a strict sense. Every country finds it expedient to protect local industries while still being part of globalisation. Japan has high tarrifs on foreign mid to small size vehicles to protect Toyota and Honda while they have lower taxes for luxury cars. Portugal and Italy has high tariff on foreign luxury cars than any other country in Europe. Nigeria simply does not have manufacturing plans and do not budget enough for infrastructural development. It is no surprise that despite our huge population, we still pay one of the costliest GSM cost of operation in Africa because every base station has a desiel plant!!! We cannot become a manufacturing country without standard road network, rail system and power. Lagos has no business being the only sea port in Nigeria. It creates bottleneck.

truthbastille:
Even at that, our habits for foreign products has eaten into every fabric of our social life.

If you go to China you will see a real craze for foreign fad and product despite their manufacturing prowess. China consumes 20% of the world luxury items -- all foreign. Americans value Benzes, BMW's and Porsche's more than their Ford's, Mustang and Chevrolets but she's the most technologically advanced country on the planet.

We crave foreign products to a frenzy because we manufacture next to nothing