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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:50am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
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Bwahahaha… having studied some few modules in psychology I am now 100% sure that you have serious problem of paedophilia and sexx mania. I have been secretly evaluating your posts and concluded that you have a serious sexxual problem. You must go consult your psychologist and confess it all.

So you've made my posts your life's quest. Admit it! I'm your true religion.

And I will wager I've robbed you of your e-crush!

How else do I define this kind of obsession.

I knocked you on the military thread grin

And you've been shadowing me all over the streets of nairaland, seeking to have an explanation to my complexness. Hahaha.

Your unschooled, meandering life is clothed in the tattered rags of self-doubts, premial fear and life-long regrets. I know you're angry the way your life eventually turned out; self-loathing of your own personal insufficiency feasting your life away.

Tag along, you lecherous knucklehead, you have a few things to learn from me.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:41am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
Lezz I am waiting to air your dirty laundry which I have saved on my computer. The screen shots of your dirty pervert tricks.

Pervert alert!!! Saving my seductive lines? You're obviously jacking off and wanking your dick pale with them! grin

This guy can't hide his ovulation online.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:22am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
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Hello!!! May I remind you that I don't have a cake. I am a male just like you and there is no need to play your pervert dirty tricks with me. I am not one of those girls you play internet sexx with or do you want me to pretend playing a woman so that I can quench your sexxual drive? You second hand lezzbian pervert.

Ouch!!!

South Africans!!! Your sense of humour and disses are oddly placed!!! You even put a toothed smiley thinking it's funny!! Damn, nature never equipped you with enough IQ to be your first critic before spewing your mediocrity out.

In one sentence you call me a lesbian and in another you call me a pervert seducing girls online shocked

You can't save your life to sound logical and rational.

Nairaland's bemedalled buffoon with an IQ the size of a soldier ant.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:56am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
Bwahahaha… you can go back to all my posts where you will encounter Msauza vs Agaugust and see how I have murdered your fellow friend.

I have hang him on marula tree with Nigerian flag under him burning beyond recognition.

When it comes to you, only psychologist will be able to deal with your pervert behavior. You need to be saved from yourself young man.

I don't need a guide, lad. I've been on this thread over two years. You've never fired a shot!!! The last I checked, which is frightfully similar to the situation now, you were under life-support machine to stabilise your cranium from the bruises you've sustained here.

May I remind you, drawing nearer home, that south African military are the worst sexual offenders in Africa? grin

Perhaps I bamboozled your e- girlfriend and had her reveal her pant colour to me with the enchantments of my seductive prowess. That's what irks you, right?

It's same mastery I employed on your mother, I thought her to spread eagle in a certain position ; an act she shared with your father that became the cornerstone that held their marriage thus far.

Your demency is beyond the competency of both psychologists and behavioural scientists.

You are a schizoaffective cuckoo wailing over the chasm of emptiness that has marked your worthless existence!!!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:32am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
Agaugust is a young boy who distached himself from reality. All that hr ever claims is all fiction. I have beat him several times and am more wiser than him. He knows all about itit.

You're having hallucinatory delusions of persecution!!! grin

you can't even string two lines of logical analysis together without seeking consolation in fallacies and uncorrelated rhetorics.

Agaugust murdered you even Steve Wonders saw it grin

Msauza:
However that does not rule out the fact that you are an internet pervert who looks out for loose girls. Quite certain that you now have developed big arms from mastubatiing so much.

Even if your claims were true, how does it bear on the topic under discourse?

You're just an annally expelled rapscallion _imbecile who shadows me about wondering at the depths of my complexity and why nature birthed you a beta specimen to bear her burden as a factory error.

_fucking Bedlamite!!!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:08am On Feb 21, 2016

Msauza:
I don't have time to discuss with lezzbian perverts who do internet sexx. You are sick and I believe that believe that you play with your fists.

Pervert.

Yet another diversionary escapism from reality when called to defend your point. Agaugust besieged you logically and lexically. I was merely calling on your tactless withdrawal. Why pour your frustrations on me?

And your response is so rebellious!!! A disrespectful way of addressing someone who pays your mother monthly for penile-gags and your father stipends to watch the show. grin

If you want to play dirty, I will have you dismembered here and hang your dry bones on the hills of mpumalanga

Better recognise the hierarchy, son.

You Snub-nosed, Yoda-eared, chacma zulu-baboon.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:29pm On Feb 20, 2016*

Msauza:
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Jealousy is a fatal disease that has no cure.

Ad hominem in display here. Not even a pretence at presenting a superior argument.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:26pm On Feb 20, 2016

agaugust:
@Patches has run away from this forum since two days now, he is waiting for the Roovalk + Mokopa + Gripen + SANDF + Denel PUBLIC DISGRACE to be forgotten....LOL.

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 10:11pm On Feb 20, 2016

HaneefahRN:
Then everyone should take a look at my Sig. Yes, we are all vulnerable in different ways, but to survive in the World one needs to grow a thick skin. Learning not to let people's words get to you especially negative opinions goes a long way, not easy but possible. Weirdly, I seem to find the banters amusing and funny cos I don't just seem to get the point. But I react to things according to my mood.

I try as much as I can to bring others up and make them feel good about themselves in my environment and online cos you never know what they are going through physically and emotionally, some people are so sensitive those hurtful words one didn't count or just feeling fly about might be the trigger they need to dark actions , so I'm sure trolling won't suit me (too nice, if cld say so myself), but I can be confrontational cos hypocrisy and some stereotypes irritates me, and sometimes I just can't help myself.

I totally agree with your points. Deep and on point.

Being pachydermatous was the first thing I learnt as soon as I debuted here.

Still some remarks aren't ignorable. There are folks here whose sole mission is to mislead and misguide alot of vulnerable young people.

They have a political and social crusade and revolutionary call. I do not spare any of those if I can spot them and single them out.

Social media has a certain disinhibition at one level and yet a pulling force of human connectivity at the other end.

When one sits behind a screen and keyboard and types away, he doesn't get to see the effect of his words on the faces and body language of those he communicates with. All he relies for a feedback are digital prints which are inadequate in conveying emotional responses.

So sometimes, hurtful words are hurled by actually good people who have no idea the effect of their words. But these words are actually as effective as if they were spoken in the flesh.

Now the point is if social media can evoke such pain and hurt, then it also has the power to connect and bond people in an equally compelling degree as well.

Social media is taking a whole lot of new meaning today and you're right; you can touch and impact lives positively here as much as you can dampen the joy and enthusiasm of life as well.

The rift that divides the virtual and physical world has almost been replaced completely by the bridge built by the very essense and core of humanity: We cannot destroy it anymore than we can destroy our perpetual search for a better way of living.

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 8:37pm On Feb 20, 2016

HaneefahRN:
Don't mind me. Just wasn't in ignore mode. And I didn"t actually take his words to heart cos I found them amusing, esp since what he was going on and raving abt wasn't even related to what I said. Anyway, tht's in d past

Interesting views by the way. Avn't seen Nubian around for a while

Sometimes we all are caught in our defenlessness and vulnerability.

Sometimes I jump on the troll bandwagon, other times I just give a jab and walk away.

But social media is becoming real everyday. It's becoming a part of our everyday life, an extension and continuation of the physical world. And its imprint are more engraved in our psyche more than the happenings of the physical world.

The pretence of this is only a faceless online forum is gradually laughing at us.

There are bonds here tighter than those of the physical, I can swear it.

And more hurts and bruises have been felt here than the physical too.

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 8:20pm On Feb 20, 2016

dollyjoy:
hi, i replied.

I didn't see it

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 8:12pm On Feb 20, 2016

@dollyjoy aren't you going to talk to me? cry

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 8:09pm On Feb 20, 2016

HaneefahRN:
Sorry, I wasn't banned cos the display last night was supposed to be a minor issue wc was blown out of proportion cos of his need to lash out at someone and pour out his frustrations. I'm nt a frustrated person and don't take pride in being a troll and trying to bring pple down probably to feel high or feel better abt themselves or gain likes from like minds. Tell him sorry abt his ban and hope he feels better after the rants. Glad u found the exchange interesting too

You didn't get the stick!!! Lucky you.

I do find trolling entertaining; the skilfully witty ones laced with facts and imaginative depths that is. Social media comes more alive. I find constrained and false gentility as dry as a December leaf.

You don't come off as frustrated and neither does he. The both of you didn't find a common ground to appreciate and understand your varying life-view.

If you felt he was raging from frustration, you should have passed and brushed it off with a superior emotional stability. But you did the back and forth all the same, even when you promised directly and implicitly that you were done arguing.

That was the climax of my entertainment. Trolling is an emotional game to me.

His diatribes kept bringing you back, kept you feeling the need to respond and defend cheesy

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Enough said. Social media is fun, let's enjoy it.

Family › Re: Boys' Or Girls' Name: Kamsiyochi by lezz(m): 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
Enugu/Anambra... Mixed. Can't say more. Maybe u DM me so I add u up on BM or WhatsApp...

Enugu? Anambra? huh

Check your box!

Family › Re: Boys' Or Girls' Name: Kamsiyochi by lezz(m): 2:45pm On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
Odi mma nwanne..

lolz, no wonder I have liked you from a distance for a long time. It's just a case of another one slipping though.

Which part?

Family › Re: Boys' Or Girls' Name: Kamsiyochi by lezz(m): 2:18pm On Feb 20, 2016

@ Creamish kedu?

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 2:08pm On Feb 20, 2016

firstEVA:
you've started again, later consent/permission will become an issue

It became a non issue when you broke it once.

And then my garb of jealousy was shredded forever!!!

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 1:56pm On Feb 20, 2016

firstEVA:
I trust you

Tell him I will miss him.

He misses you too. But emails should surfice in the interim if one week proves too long a time apart. grin

Family › Re: Boys' Or Girls' Name: Kamsiyochi by lezz(m): 1:52pm On Feb 20, 2016

Creamish:
I luv that name. Haven't seen a girl go by that name tho..

Creamish are you Igbo?

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Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 1:49pm On Feb 20, 2016

firstEVA:
lmao at the emboldened.

I didn't see half of it then, the few I saw which remain unhidden are bloody, one nuisance quoted me but I ignored her cos I knew he woulld do adequate justice but before I woke up, alll gone

Is he on a ban?

All the participants are on a ban! I was lucky to have read through it all. And I need a mental purge to get rid of the residual imagery still lodged in the hollow ridges of my head. cheesy

I saw the remark on you, got one for myself. But I'm gradually morphing into a lover from a fighter.

Nairaland girls are withering from the lack of love and affection. It is the reason for so much bitterness and misery here hiding under the pretence of sophistication angry

I'll liven up as many that elect to have me.

It's a week's ban, by the way.

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Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2016

firstEVA:
I came in here briefly last night and it was crazy, our darling was at his best

Yes he was, flaming with a righteous indignation. Each letters dripping with a fury so intense my screen resolution had to set auto readjustment to cope with the animation. grin

Fun to watch for what it was worth.....oh, I saw the other adversary keep coming back for a rematch after claiming the diatribes were too long to read. Lolz, had to wonder what she was reacting to since she never got to read them up grin

A shame her loyal sister had to bear the entire weight of the aftermath. grin

Good thing the mod sanitised the place. I have a weak stomach for virtual depiction of violence. wink

Family › Re: Before you divorce An Adulterous Wife. by lezz(m): 12:23pm On Feb 20, 2016

Fearcom:
Hey! ^^^^^^ What on earth happened here

A whole lot of unwarranted jibes and jeers from folks who couldn't patch up their leaking emotions. grin

I've got to give credit to the mod, Royal_Roy for consigning those hateful, mind-shattering, vitriolic banters to the waste bin.

cheesy

Romance › Re: Nowadays There Is Nothing Like True Love... by lezz(m): 11:48am On Feb 20, 2016

marvelck:
Believing in true love or love altogether is like living in space/el dorado, in this time and age....cos true love no longer exist due to alot of factors. Guys and girls now compromise or cheat on one another with reckless abandon...people no longer care or have shame. Cos they dont believe in love anymore. Even most couples getting married, aint doing it cos of love, but due to personal interest. More of a marriage of convenience. It has gotten so bad, that guys and girls now double date as if tomorrow no dey. Professing 'love' to every guy or girl they meet... If you believe in love, you are simply living in space!

Eyaa, seems you're speaking from personal experience.

Perhaps you mistook lustfulness for love and crush for true affection.

True love exists even with inherent human greed and selfishness. It is rare but it's there.

Human evolution made true love hard to find , the purpose of which if I should state would mark the path of derailment here.

Romance › Re: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by lezz(op): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2016

BumBae:
Already crossed sir

Let me see. There's a way to find out.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 9:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
I hear you

So what's popping?

Nothing, I just came to tell you I've fallen anew in love with you. I don't know when it happened exactly, but I know when I lost my mind over you was when you blushed over nairaland, when I told you you made all the girls seemed dead.

Your letters of response came in stuttering, broken lines.

You're mine again.
Goodnight.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 9:30pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
lol, I was in the mood.

Sweet like what?

You just ignited the smouldering embers of the fires of my love for you.

I've always wanted a girl as soft as velvet and yet strong as Gibraltar.

You have all the properties to console me and still ride with me cheesy

Crime › Re: Man Attacks Rival With Razor Over Lover by lezz(m): 9:25pm On Feb 19, 2016

uncjay:
WOMAN!!! CHAI...... NO WOMAN WORTH SUCH STRUGGLE, SOMEONE THAT WILL STILL LEAVE ONCE WHAT IS KEEPING HER FINISHES OR A BETTER YOU SURFACE. THOSE TWO ARE ACTUALLY FOOLS.......

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Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 9:22pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
here, what's up?

You're up! I saw you spitting out fire in heated kind of way.

You're sweet.

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