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Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 11:12am On Jun 02, 2016
sheilak:
It is doveda.

Are you scared it is going to go all up in your face?
You couldn't stay off of me for even 2 weeks!

3 days and you're back on my trail. I gave you your first orgasm and you just can't back off. grin grin

I just rounding off early morning sex, so we can do it on a slower tempo, you know really slow with half penetration.

I'll go fully deep for 5 minutes prior to my eruption, that way , you'll feel my dïck vibrate in the deep pit of your stomach walls

Tell me I didn't send your mind racing and your pants damping cool
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 10:44am On Jun 02, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Hmmm, maybe I went on a kinda break. Just wasn't so interested in most ish.
Oh, cut it short then. You've been off for too long!

I've got a whole lot more to whisper to your ears.
Politics › Is Democracy Really Ideal For Africa? by Lezzlie(op): 10:35am On Jun 02, 2016
Is Democracy really the most ideal political setting most befitting for Africa?

Four years of political tenure. Two years of which is set apart for politicking and plotting for the next general elections!

Is 4 years really enough for fundamental change in socio-economic and ethno-religious harmony?

I have made a casual look at individual Western societies and observed that the leading western countries were built on benevolent absolute rulership.

France, Germany, Great Britain and to the East Russia and China were all pioneered by an absolute monarchy with little or no recourse to be bound by council's decision.

What is France without a King Henry, or Britain without the crown, or German without Hitler (?) Or Russia without Lenin.

Mugabe stands as a possible pointer to the unsuitability of an absolute rulership in Africa, but do we have a democrat in Africa who has left any legacy as a recompense for the suitability of African democracy?
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz. I've been around o.


No
You have definitely not been around. Neither here nor there. I thought you went for a break or something
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 10:00pm On Jun 01, 2016
HaneefahRN:
You really don't get the grasp of what you are saying. Like doveda said, you probably mean those petty traders selling stuffs in front of their house. Many of those traders travel to buy their merchandise. I can remember my grandma gisting me about how she would travel to Onitsha, Lagos etc to buy her goods and how my grandpa (of blessed memory) would set out with his car whenever the bus she boarded gets too late at night, and he would count her proceeds and arrange her stuffs for her cos she was fatigued. Talk more business women that travel to Dubai, SA and all. But I agree they might be a bit more available since their work is relatively more flexible as compared with the protocols and all of office work etc but this doesn't mean it's less demanding.

I don't know what the issue is really. If you ain't comfortable with career women, go for the petty traders in your area. Don't go and ask out a banker and expect her to conform to your whims.
I think I have dealt with this part before.
Those women who travel for market wares do so whenever their merchandise runs out. They don't travel everyway.

And for those petty traders, who have stalls and shades, they don't have bosses to contend with. It's a complete different environment. Time is of importance here.

She comes and goes as she pleases and is answerable to none.
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 8:43pm On Jun 01, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz, doveda, tell me your first paragraph was meant as a joke. Like bf ke and when did it ever seem like I had my eyes closed?
Hey! You, grin runaway baby! Where've you been ? _Doveda is Sheilak?

Tell me no.
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 8:20pm On Jun 01, 2016
sheilak:
Le.zzlie, you must have poor self employed women around you o. smiley and even the poor ones have stories to tell. Go to them and hear their stories.
Sure they do, but I find the blue-collar woman would make a more interesting read!

They both have their con/pro, but self employed women are always available domestically-- that's not what we can readily say of her blue-collar counterpart.
Business › Re: Cameroon Slams MTN Over Tax Evasion by Lezzlie(op): 1:01pm On Jun 01, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
so? wetin consan us?
4 down, 4 more to go!
Thanks waking up my dead threads
Romance › Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by Lezzlie(m): 11:42am On Jun 01, 2016
MUVA:
[b] Happy New Month To All Ma Niggaz/Hunniez (Bad & Good) gringrin

All Ma BAD Niggaz (In No Particular Order):

The.SonOfMark/Kram.fonos

Le.zz/Lez.zlie/-

Funl ord/Boss.Kratos/-

Josep.h1832/Joe.Blocks/- (Semper-fi)

Ls.ofdk/-

Van.quay/A billion other monikers grin

Sme llymouth/-

IamL.egend1/-

Mr. L

FT.BOY/Bleep.TOTO The Great! grin

DR ISKLEF/D.kleff

Ron ald4lif/Rona.ld4Ever

Ma rlvin/-

Obio raTheSubtle

Airsu ltan

Radicall yBlunt

and a whole lot of others I can't recall.

[color=darkblue]My GOOD Niggaz:[/color]

Sly Isaac

Iyke Kelvins

Smellin gAnus

Ju brealguy

Olih ilistic/-

Iam durentt

Saint Samurai/Mr.Nipples grin

Fal coney

Olu.wabuqqy...

Brain touch

and lots of others I can't recall.


AND to My Beautiful WOMEN wink

Cre.amish/-

Queen MI.MZY (Her Royal Highness)

Sin aj

Mis spicy/-

Boley ndynasty/-

Firs tEva/-

Mr sPhyno

Jade kitana

Ka.ziBlake/-

Susa n404

Mak ydebbie

Evathy.st

Ellacu.te45

Nikky pearl

Diamon dRuby

Yun.eehk

Luv.eU2

Stupe.dinluv

King CheezyPuff/Queen.Valerie/Buttere.dWhateverTheFckItIs.

Mehn.. I can't remember everyone.. Kindly alert me if I omitted you. wink

The Entire Council of [color=darkred]KNIGHTS[/color] and The Royal House Of [color=darkred]KNIGHTS[/color]

#TeamMimzy-WorldWide! cool cool

Media Syndicates

Dzeco Comm.

Seun Osewa


MAY GOD PRESERVE & PROVIDE FOR US ALL, FEED ALL THE STARVING KIDS, END GLOBAL WARMING, GIVE BUHARI BRAIN And BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE.

AMEN cool[/b]
grin grin grin Amen.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 8:53am On May 31, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Will world's 6th best accent switch on the lights in Gwarimpa tonight? Speaking of awards, your stùpidity sure deserves one grin Here celebrating tosh. Ha! South Africa is & will always be ahead of you all in everything of importance. Bitter pill to swallow, I know wink
Your ignorance needs professional management!!! South Africa is the armpit of Africa!!!

And what lights do you talk about? Has your bitterness stopped load-shedding in South Africa? Or stopped your universities from closing down owing to water shortages?

Or stopped south Africa from being the most unequal country in the world?
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 8:22am On May 31, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
WHAT!! SMH FOR YOU. getting u ban is my hubby.
I wish all the moderators you so often distract with your obsession with me will see this. I could easily cc them on this.

But you're just one tactless troll who comes alive whenever I come online.

I don't care for your ban campaigns. I'm used to it.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 8:14am On May 31, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
End of conversation. Such clownery!
Welcome to the feasting!!! Nigeria's accent is acclaimed to be the 6th best in the world. Ask CNN. And tell me where South Africa lies!!!

And never forget no black south African has ever won any noble laureate prize for academic excellence.

On the grave stone of every black South African should be engraved : Another Wasted Birth
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 8:07am On May 31, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Stop wasting my time & get to the point as to why you quoted me this early in the morning. The rest of what you said means nothing to me, you might as well be standing on your head, whistling out of your ass. You dare tell me my phraseology sucks, when your people speak atrocious English. As the English say, charity begins at home. Clean your own backyard 1st, then you can go pick nits off someone else. No wonder your country is a certifiable junkyard because you people are quick to notice what is wrong with someone else, while neglecting your own issues that are growing by the minute, I must say. I couldn't care less about writing impressive grammar on a forum full of village ìdiots who can't even differentiate between their own ânus & a hole in the ground. Again, no difference between you & a clapping seal at the aquarium that is trying too hard & looking for adulation.

Get to the point or agitate the gravel!
[b]South Africa's national pass mark is 30% when the rest of the world is 50%. Mother nature never equipped you people with well developed brains to compete with the rest of the world. Doubt me? Why do you think you're the last slaves of humanity? See?

When your progenitors challenged and bested platyrrhinic monkeys in jungle dexterity and sleight, it is because they were just one step above primal beasts themselves!!!

When south Africans rape infants believing it cures HIV, I wondered why Osama didn't do ethnic cleansing in all of Zulu natal and mpumalanga!!!

And then you're one of the most violent groups on earth. Africa regrets freeing jungle baboons to share common habitat with us.

Evolution never designed you to compete with Nigerians. We freed you and your fathers and their fathers . Ask history. You're just another disposable discharge of nature. You're evolution's dung!!! Nature's fart!!! Your children and theirs will be forever indebted to Nigeria. History cannot be wiped off. Deal with your eternal slavery.
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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 7:45am On May 31, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
LOL pain ke, if u know me personally, u will undastand dat nothing gets to me. i always put my head up high and look on to heaven and say to myself, prosper you are the best in the world. my confidence in myself is like usa and technology. i did not even read d write up yestaday.
grin grin grin grin grin grin Being able to express yourself must be a burden to you! Any time your scripting assults my perception, I often wonder whether you were a truant or just congenitally slow grin grin grin

Ok, points taken, stop searching me out in NL's search query. You virtually woke up on my dïck this morning.

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by Lezzlie(m): 7:32am On May 31, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin thank u Lezzlie ...I'll think about that.
And I'll be thinking about you... wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 7:29am On May 31, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
U BROKE A RULE
You're pained for yesterday's disgrace grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Get over it, son. Life's like that. And I wasn't responsible for your debacle and public nudïty, why shadow me ? grin grin grin

Go learn to love yourself, Prosper.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by Lezzlie(m): 7:21am On May 31, 2016
KashyBaby:
Fin'ly the day has come..been waiting for ages to drop my last thread grin

Today is a very special day coz it's Smellinganus BIRTHDAY! grin grin

Outside NL, he is my good friend,, my motivator, my great adviser and companion. No matter how busy he is, he never failed to keep in touch with me...He is such an amazing man!

Aside from his funny moniker, he is smart, humble, has a great sense of humor, a very loving person with a gentle soul.. grin

Anyway, Mr. SEXY BOI I wish u nothing but ALL THE BEST! grin may the blessings will keep pouring, good health, lots of love and long life! kiss have a blast on Ur special day...

So, I am humbly requesting all romancelanders to plz show him some love today ,especially his great strong team grin grin grin



cc:

Mi.mzy mu.va o.lihilistic i.amlegend1 s.mellymouth obi.orathesubtle lyk.ekelvins s.lyisaac ju.brealguy l.ezzlie cre.amish first eva post.mann ai.rsultan eva.thyst suzan404 ellacute and the rest of gang grin
Happy birthday, Smellinganus grin. May you know life's fulfilment and true joy of accomplishment!

Kashybaby, take a hiatus and then come back, shame, I was beginning to like you only when you decided to move on. But you'll be back.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 7:16am On May 31, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
CC: MYND44 DOMINIQUE
Don't you think you're boring these Moderators with your endless obsession with me?
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 7:07am On May 31, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
What are you on about? Why don't you pick off where you think my teacher failed & tell me what the matter is with the words you highlighted.
Ask nicely and I will allow some of my grandeur to rub off on your slummy background. Your phraseology is that of a 7 year old rëtarded changeling.
Lummox, no? grin
[quote author=BrideOfDracula post=46127568][/quote]Again, you're nothing but a try-hard to me. Full stop. Absolutely no difference between you & a clapping seal at the aquarium.




And your Zulu chums said I was made in Pretoria grin grin grin. And that irked you to your bones, did it not?

Didn't you cringe in fury when they said that in a moment my script left them defenceless, shedding their cloak of nationalism? Bwahahaha!!! grin

Fury-baby! You're just another raging woman, beaten by endless economic and social subjugation.

Keep your frustrations to yourself, lonely swashbuckler!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by Lezzlie(m): 5:54am On May 31, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Lezz's superior command of English? grin As I said earlier, he'll only be impressive to the illiterates. I DO NOT (,) for the life of me (,) think his command of English is anywhere near superior. He's just a try-hard to me. Since you're so quick to correct others on their writing, why is the "L" in language in capital letter?

Please show me where I implied the way he speaks, mirrors the South African way of speaking. God forbid! *shudders* Also, who is ButterflyEffect?
Take a hard look at the crossed out words, then go look for your English teacher, make sure you find him, when you do, give him a hard knock on the head or get a tuition fee refund!!! He failed you.

Nope, you snored through his class after your cranium case had been muddled with watery pap!

I am superior to you in birth and breeding. Your entire peerages are crippled by congenital analphabetism!!!

In your attempt at denial, you came off as the stupidest foreigner in Nairaland.

Stumblebum!!!
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Love May Never Be Experienced by Lezzlie(m): 9:26pm On May 30, 2016
Lsofdk:
thanks for the input


thanks
just speaking about experience, bro. True love is hard but it's a certainty. It takes great faith to love again once you've been burnt before.

To love is easy, staying true to love with commitment is the task in love.
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Love May Never Be Experienced by Lezzlie(m): 8:33pm On May 30, 2016
True love hurts as well as phoney love! Humans with all their imperfections have always known the meaning of love but has never been able to leave it out perfectly!

It's human frailty.
But love always leaves an imprint in the heart more than words can ever do.
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m): 7:29pm On May 30, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
I SWEAR TO GOD i did not hit the report button. believe i wish the thread was not deleted. becaus i like it when im the center of attention, whether good or bad i dnt care, i just crave for fame and want my name to be on the lips of every human. thats me for you.
and yet more lame lies from a troubled lad.

You created a thread for me once when I revealed same pictures that exposed you bleached your face with cheap chemical condiment.

But good to see you state with your own hands you crave fame in an online forum!

Are you really this worthless?
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m): 7:20pm On May 30, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
LOL URE JUST FOOLING AROUND.
I was having a hard laugh over that thread created to unravel your material and intellectual destitution.

But I laughed harder at the speed and feverish fright with which you hit the report button grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m): 6:58pm On May 30, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
lol ok iv never met any romancelander not to talk off sleeping with them. are u happy now?
nope! Not until you create a thread and confess it.
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m): 6:47pm On May 30, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
lol @ half of romancelanders. hehehehe u just wnt understand. anyways do u hear dat daniel alves is off to juventus?
Danny Alves? What the fûck has that got to do with your lying to have met and slept with romancelanders?

Lonely kid!
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m):
SAINTSAMURAII:
lezzlie enjoy ur ban
I got the last mention before this so you needn't quote me twice.

I saw that you claimed to have met only one nairalander. grin but you've been bragging to have met and slept with over half of romancelanders.

Insecure liar seeking online endorsement for real-time failures grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by Lezzlie(m): 5:27pm On May 30, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
LMAO i saw this coming, that was why i mentioned you. hahahahahahahaha is it because i keep getting u banned?
I'll be damned if I knew what you talk about. I'm in the dark to your claims.

I find you repulsive with the stench of decaying maggots. Do me a favour, kill your perception of me.

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