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Family › The Pros And Cons Of A Virgin Wife by Lezzlie(op):
In a time as this, morality has become purely subjective and open to personal interpretations and religious leanings.

But is "good" subjected to trend and individual perception, or is it fixed and unalterable? Can ethics really be amended to suit humanity like a loose gown, re-tailored to fit ?

A virgin wife has virtually lost her appeal she once held in the past. Present socio-cultural disposition has whittled down the value with which she was once held in the past. So let's examine the pros/cons of a virgin wife starting with the organ of visible difference, the vagina:

THE PRO


1) The Vagina : It is markedly different as it clings! I mean to your every bend and move and curve. And its elasticity is jealously elastic. For those men who love audible reflection of sensual passion, a virgin's audio reproduction is pure, raw and so un-self-conscious.


2) The near or complete absence of relationship baggage: The average virgin smells like a brand new car. You dont have to worry about milage, or abuse of previous owners. You insert the key and drive worry-free, or is it?

3) You don't have to be Usain Bolt: Yes, she can make do and adopt to your sexual limitations. You dont have to time your performance or raise the clock or even obliterate the sexual record of past lovers.

You're the standard!!!

4) She'll hold on to you more and even call you daddy. You're her first true male experience outside her father.

Go be the man.

5) This one is absolute: She's more teachable than any other out there.


THE CONS



1) For an impatient man with vast sexual experience , she might be a bore in bed or social gathering. Most are lacking in sophistication and grandeur, socially and sexually.


2) Clingy. A virgin wife will smotheringly cling to you in a most choking way. Casual female friends will pay the price and business may suffer.

They are often exceedingly jealous!

3) Get ready to become a teacher She'll need your expertise in more ways than one, from bed-physics, to social deportment and family relationships. You'll have to spare time out to guide her.

Well, seems there aren't so much cons for the virgin bride, or are there?
Family › Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Lezzlie(m): 11:44am On Jun 04, 2016
Ishilove:
That's because you're responsible. There are many out there who aren't
I am in no way responsible, not in the least, Ishioma (?)

The only thing I am is not-a-monster cheesy

There's nothing resembling responsible anytime I thing of you.
Politics › Re: Is Democracy Really Ideal For Africa? by Lezzlie(op): 11:39am On Jun 04, 2016
ShaqFu:
'African renaissance' is something that is virtually impossible, because of the way we Africans are structured, mentally, religiously and tribalistically.

Sankara if he had live long, I believe with every bone in my body that he would alter the consciousness of the people of Burkina Faso, and Africa as a whole.

His political and economic ideals stem from classic Maoism, at its finest. He truly understood that without economic development, political development is just a farce, he held the same belief with Kwame Nkrumah.

Gaddafi Was an african strong man who truly understood that if Africa had any hope of being self sufficient, Africa must unite and quell all the influence of western imperialism. To think you called him a terrorist is an insult to Africa.

Why do you think the West had him eliminated, if not that they felt he's a threat to their interest in Africa.

Now, I'm sure you know the same way Lenin seized power from the tsars was no better than what Sankara, or Gaddafi did? If you've studied lenism, you'll have to say he still bore some resemblance to Maoism, and both had a lot to do with zero tolerance for opposition and opposing ideology.
Lenin's method of seizing power may be anti-establishment, I do not broaden my submissions into the political morality of his political emergence. I narrowed it down to his legacy as regards Russia and Europe.

Ghadafi failed Lybia in the same degree he failed Africa. His opposition to Western imperialism doesn't automatically translates into an African political martyr!

He is solely responsible for the destabilisation of several African countries. Were it not for the size and power of Nigeria, he was ready to poke his nose here in the calling of the division of this country. The Chadian uprising of the early 80's was sponsored by him.

He called for the merger of all African countries into a single block with him as president. The nerd!!!

With a population of about 5 million or there about, and having vast oil reserves and having rules Lybia authoritatively for over 2 decades, Lybia should be at par with the Scandinavian countries of Europe. But Lybia pales in comparison to Saudi Arabia or the UAE.

Anti Western rhetorics isn't a time-lasting legacy. Matter of fact, it's the shortest route to emotional politicking.
Politics › Re: Is Democracy Really Ideal For Africa? by Lezzlie(op):
ShaqFu:
I believe Nelson Mandela, Thomas Sankara, Mommar Gaddafi fell under this category.

The problem is not democracy per se, it has always been on the part of the one who lead. In a heterogeneous society like ours, that have be raped by religion and tribal bigotry, couple with all manner of hypocrisy and acute narrow mindedness, I'll say democracy is D.O.A as it relates to Africa.
I don't really feel there's been any African leader that has positively altered the nationhood in a renaissance.

Mandela was a freedom fighter. He goes down in history as one of the greatest African freedom fighters. It ends there.

Let's compare with King Henry of France, in the 15th century or so, France has no clear demarcated national boarders and was lacking in technology, the arts, music, military etc.

King Henry travelled across Europe, persuading, in words and through monetary appeasement, all the best brains in science, arts, military craft, language to becone Friench citizens and marry in france.

That was the renaissance of the french industrial revolution that she still stands on today.


Gaddafi was a terrorist and did nothing for lybia other than pay them oil money as a recompense for his obsession with political debauchery. He really shouldn't be in that list.


Sankara Was a incorruptible rebel soldier and a hero. But like most African military men, their ideal of national building is solely focused on the political font.

The Lenin's and King Henry's transformed their countries in all facets of development, militarily, technologically, economically and instil a fierce sense of nationalism in their citizens.

That's why the average Russian don't mind starving to see Russia back into the international power play as a strong voice. There are many Sankara's in Europe but pairing him to the Lenin's and Henry's is a mismatch.



I find the unmodified adoption of Western democracy unsuitable for the African socio-cultural and socio-economic terrain. Our ethno-religious nature makes it unadaptable.
Family › Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Lezzlie(m): 7:31am On Jun 04, 2016
Ishilove:
Whenever I hear/see guys who say they will deny a woman in pregnancy, I just want to take a very hard wine bottle and smash it on their head!

Did the lady impregnate herself?
The sheer monstrosity of denying a woman her honour and to a higher degree a child his heritage and parentage is shockingly unsettling.

It's the worst form of cowardice and irresponsibility for me.

If I could go skin to slippery skin with a girl, she could well take my last name cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 3:26pm On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
What I see here are the frantic posts of a thing that didn't know what "junk" meant. A thing that didn't know that Nigeria's economy is shrinking. A thing that didn't know that Nigeria is deep into junk. 4 levels deep.
Hmmmn, sorry for bursting your clump of misperceptions. And keep your rage down,will you?

That's what happens when all you have for education is 5 minutes Google search with the cognitive powers of a slobbering îdiot. grin

Never brandish your ignorance in such celebratory fashion again. That's what Shaka, the half-unclãd Zulu did that caused you 4 centuries of servile existence, the consequences of illiteracy, personality disorder, sever inferiority complex, you still bear and display here.

Your debt to Africa is incalculable.

And with your deep ignorance, all of Africa has wrongly invested in your freedom.

You have failed us!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 1:01pm On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Kill yourself, please.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-22/nigeria-s-fall-deeper-into-junk-risks-africa-s-best-bond-rally

Standard & Poor’s lowered its assessment on Nigeria one level to B+, four levels below investment grade, on March 20, while changing its outlook to stable from negative. Naira bonds returned 2 percent this month, the most among 31 emerging markets after Russia and the Dominican Republic, according to Bloomberg indexes. Naira debt lost 5 percent in February.


Like I said, you have no clue what "junk" means. In fact, you have no clue.
Alright, you took the bait greedily like Zulus are wont to do.

Now stand on Nairaland's roof top let the watching world behold a fool in all his glory!!!!


A country's borrowing rating and ability to hold bonds and issue debts, maintaining favourable borrowing costs is what is accessed to be below junk status itself.

The rating do not access the health of the local economy itself. That's why when you said Nigeria's economy is 4 times below junk status, you just downgraded yourself back to the ere of your Pap-guzzling, jungle dexterous ancestors.

A local economy of a country cannot become 4 times lower than junk status. You lack the technical know-how of that word. You're a Zulu, I shouldn't have bothered.

Government's financial affairs and ability to maintain healthy borrowing rate was what your link talked about.


And that link is march last year, when the formal president was still around.

Could you get me something of 2016 2 quater? All my facts are still trending!!!

Because South Africa has been in recession for more than 5 years and have slid into total economic collapse.

Your education here has only just began grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:53am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
But yours is the one that is FOUR levels BELOW junk.
Stop disgracing your surname and country. Junk status is the base of economic collapse. There's nothing as "4 times below junk status"

Illiterate patriot grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:41am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Like I said, no need for long posts when dealing with you. South Africa has colonised and owns Nigeria. You yourself confirmed this.

Nigerians on the other hand seek asylum in South Africa --->



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCPpcSFG7E


This is what happens when you post entire pages without thinking. You murder your own arguments.
YouTube as a source? For economic facts!!!

You're born desperate. I give you BBC

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m):
DieVluit:
What's obvious is that you don't know what "junk" means. What's also obvious is that you don't know you are already two FOUR levels below junk.
Are you redefining economic terms on the pages of NL. Desperation alert!! grin grin grin Your country is the one trending in BBC this minute and on the front pages of international rating agencies.
DieVluit:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-22/nigeria-s-fall-deeper-into-junk-risks-africa-s-best-bond-rally
The title of your post negates your assertions, my boy. You're truelly analphabetic. grin You're even furnishing us with a data that's more than a year old. My facts are happening now!!! Not last year!!!
DieVluit:
For our electricity, we at least can get hot showers everyday of the week. Nigerians can't.

If you are shrinking, you are not outpacing anyone.
Hot showers? Isn't this guy the world's greatest dummy? 26.7% unemployment, industrial paralysis, investors exits? Inflation rates soaring? And he talks about bot bathing water!!!! shocked

South Africans and bestial impulses grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:24am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
The only way this would be untrue is if you withdrew your earlier posts that South African companies are all over Nigeria. But you can't.
As economic assylum-seeking institutions running from your smothering corruption, ineffiency and stealing via legislative fiats!!!

South African companies in Nigeria are the only segment of your economy yielding returns. That's why president and CEO's are playing the script of Abuja.

Nigeria will continue to dictate your political and economic pace in Africa and within your own borders.

It is so ordained..
You're in the era of the emergence of the African China.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:10am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
-0.36% "growth" the last quarter is a fact. Less than 4K MW electricity production for Nigeria is a fact. 1.4MBD oil production is a fact. Capital outflows - that's also a fact.

Why do I need to write a whole page when you are already dead?
And the report card says only South Africa economy is in junck status. With 26.7% unemployment.

Damn!!! Economic illiterate!!!

You produced 40,000 MW of electricity with nothing to show for it? Deaf economy? Unemployment? High inflation? Infrastructural collapse?

Pigs and diamonds don't mix. That's the case with South Africans.

So we out paced you while producing 4kw electricity and oil free fall in the international market?

You just called yourself a dummy with a spectacular dumbness grin grin grin

This boy can't think!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:04am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Not only do they FEEL enslaved, but Nigerians are actually enslaved to the point of picking up arms. Three groups all fighting to be free. Mayday.

But it doesn't end there. Given that South Africa's essentially owns your economy, then slavery is your entire existence.
grin grin grin grin grin And yet another imbecilic fallacy from a dunderhead!!!

An economy of $334 billion owning that of nearly $600 billion grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:00am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Given that you are unable to deny anything that I have posted, why should I complicate my own life. You are the proverbial chihuahua. A small kick is all it takes.

The moment, you can demonstrate that you aren't faced with a shrinking economy, then I might say more.
Logic isn't part of your gifts from mother nature!!

You haven't said anything here other than dagga-induced rants of incomprehensible harangue!!!

As we speak, South Africa is on the new in BBC for economic collapse. When you can't even read and comprehend, your freedom is still unforeseeable grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 10:56am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Given that Biafra Igbos feel enslaved in 2016. Niger Deltans feel enslaved in 2016. Northe-easterners feel enslaved in 2016, you have no business even breathing the words slavery.
Feel enslaved ? As in 90% of their lands and 80% of their economy is own by the Boers? grin

That's only obtainable in South Africa, the most unequal country in the world!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 10:54am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Again: one sentence - one word - recession.

Shrinking and on its knees is your slave economy. How can you outgrow anyone when you are shrinking?

http://venturesafrica.com/thses-indicators-reveal-a-looming-economic-recession-for-nigeria/
Poor land has nothing more to say grin grin grin grin grin grin So you have inadvertently admitted South Africa's economy is in a state of paralysis. Clerk boy.

And you don't seem to have learnt the difference between recession and Junk status.

You're showing the same stubbornness than kept your bloodlines enslaved for 400 years.

Break away from the endless circle of subjugation, man
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 10:20am On Jun 03, 2016
Vikkie14:
That's unfair na. Temper Mercy na biko. Chai! U badt gan oo.
Zulus have got a strong back to take heavy lashes!!! grin grin grin grin grin

400 years of socio-economic and political annihilation have made them numb to shame, logic and dignity.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 10:13am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
LOL How can you outgrow anyone when you are in fact not growing, but shrinking? grin

-0.36 percent.

A sleazebucket is a person, in case you didn't know. And sleazebuckets live in Nigeria. How's that for learning.
DieVluit:
Cry me a river. Ever colonialist will come in to check how his subjects are doing.
One word. Recession:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/03/18/nigerias-economy-is-in-recession-says-economist/
No need for long posts when dealing with you. Far too easy.
You not only struck out that post, you felt the need to defend it Twice with 2 posts!!!!

That's all the signs I needed to know I have shellacked you more than the Boers ever did. But you're used to defeat, nothing new here.


Oh, sleazebucket is a place as well. Seems you're used to Zulu language and informal English of America.

And an economy in recession is simply a reduction in economic activities.

A junk status of an economy means it is below investor's standards.

It means south African economy is on life-support machine, dummy.

Your Nairaland subscription should worth more than your educational enrolment now.

Tuition for free via Nigeria.

Say thank you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m):
DieVluit:
You might as well kill yourself if I am a slave, given that you are south Africa's slave. Only good for the creation of profits for the enjoyment of south africans.
Zuma came to Abuja this year with virtually all his cabinet to seek political and economic leverage from Nigeria. And he was singing Nigeria's praise and contribution in a mollifying tone, it was bellow diplomatic standards. That was after mtn's fine, Shoprite's health indictment, Standard bank's financial query, then Zuma had to travel with South Africa's largest entourage in post apartheid history to plead and broker peace. Nigeria was on the verge of asphyxiating South Africa in a multidimensional level.

Zuma bailed South Africa from Nigeria's grip.

The day you can manage just one institution in south Africa, then you would have , by yourself ,become a man. Right now you're a slave, limited within and unable to stretch beyond blame and food stamps.

You're the depiction of slavery in action grin

DieVluit:
But let's not stop there, Biafrans are fighting for freedom. Niger deltas are fighting for freedom. Boko haram are fighting for freedom.
Listen the average south African only began voting in 1994 and started acquiring any meaningful education same year. So I wouldn't be making demands on your weak mental framework. I could easily kill you with mental exertions if I were to ask you a couple questions.
Go learn the meaning of political concessions and come back to me. This thread will balance out all the years of educational segregation the Boers afflicted you and yours with.
DieVluit:
In short, then, not only is Nigeria a sleazebucket with a diving economyn but Nigerians are slaves twice over. Owned by south africa and enslaved in Nigeria.
I like your ceaseless use of the word "sleazebucket" since I used it in description of SA. You learn fast. And my words are engraved in your heart grin grin grin

A diving ECONOMY of Nigeria still outgrows yours. Take your frustrations to the international rating agencies that declared your economy detritus.

That's why nuture made you markedly dumb and reality laughs cruelly at you.

Without oil we're doing better then you.

With your "diversified" and " first world institutions", the report card from Standard And Poor says South Africa is junk-magnet. Flat on her back.

Heathland!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 12:23am On Jun 03, 2016
DieVluit:
Colonisation is real. As Patches would say: welcome to South African hegemony.

But let's not get carried away: You'll be pleased to know your capital inflows has all but dried up.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/3/3a497ad0-28c6-11e6-8b18-91555f2f4fde.html

That's how rubbish your country is.
A slave in his own land talking about hegemony!!!

Pigs really do fly on the internet.

What is happening to South Africa has never happened before the fall of appathied.

When your president is running to Abuja seeking alliance and economic leverage, and all your companies are filling for assylum in our shores, you're having two masters: the Boers and Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m):
DieVluit:
That's why you've been reduced to emoticons and one-liners. Id1ocy is when you dig your own grave by talking about a country "going to the dogs in two decades" while sitting in a country that went to the dogs within a year...and remains in the dwang.
The height of buffoonery is having a misplaced assessment of your worth.

That's like eating faeces for moi-moi?

As we speak BBC is trending you as a junk!

You have not been able to defend your way explaining how a country built by white and developed for over 300 years suddenly becomes the spittoon of Africa.

South Africa has been confirmed economically unresponsive and socially on its back.

South Africa is on life-support!!!

When your president was busy taking more wives, and the other announcing to the world that HIV doesn't cause AIDS, and the present one, half unclad, chanting "kill the Boers" in parliament. Lolz. The only thing they killed was the economy and their own people.

Your political leadership were people who never ran a modern home let alone a country.

Like Mandela confessed " We are bush people brought form the bushes and jungle, we lack experience on how to run a country"

And in less than 2 years South Africa is on its knees being overtaken by Nigeria and Egypt.

Your reality is in pics below.

South Africa is Zimbabwe destined!!!

Welcome to the slide to insignificance!!!

Getting you from the jungle is a mistake Africa will never make again!!!

Education › Re: 22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject by Lezzlie(m): 11:31pm On Jun 02, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
Try harder.
To what end? I see no need to.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 11:29pm On Jun 02, 2016
DieVluit:
In short, you cannot deny 1-4. Why are your lips even moving, then? God knows you have nothing more to say given that you've pretty much accepted your country is rubbish.

The only way to stop repitition is to rebut what's being said. You have no rebuttal. You've accepted you come from a rubbish country and therefore aren't worthy of being addressed respectably by anyone.
The indication my rebuttal stroke home is when you cross them out!!!

Junk status boy!!!
grin grin grin

Olodo!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m):
DieVluit:
Your question would be answered automatically as soon as you deny the following:

1. Nigeria became a rubbish country the moment the British left.

2. Nigeria remains a rubbish country.

3. Nigeria is two levels below junk.

4. Nigeria continues further into junk territory with oil production approaching zero.

If you can't deny 1-4, you have no business asking any questions or even screaming. Nigeria itself is no match. Let alone yourself.
It will take for the miracle to bring Mandela back to help you improve on your line variety!!! You're breathtakingly dull!

1) Nigeria, along other African country freed you from the slavery of 400 years when the British left. When the British left she has become one of the top 2 contributors to UN mission and has borne the financial and political burden of West Africa with over 60% contribution to the group

2) Standard and Poor has certified South Africa as junk status!!! It is fact! Deal with it! They didn't rate us junk, they rated you junk, below investor's standard.

That makes south Africa a wasteland.

3) Your economy is worse than ours. Your unemployment is 26.7%. That's 1 in 4 south African. That's why your youths are all carrying billboards and placards all over the city begging for jobs. Apartheid was way better.

Just like the Israelites told Moses in the desert, "take us back to Egypt " South Africans are saying " Bring Back aparthied, we have never had it this bad"

Your numbers 2 to 4 is actually repeating same thing like a moronic ïdiot.

Oil price plummets and we're still going and managing better.

You boast of a diversified economy, yet your inflation and unemployment is unprecented in Africa.

Junk, man, the wasteland of Africa is what South Africa is.

Go back to apartheid. Desmond Tutu spoke the truth when he said South Africa was better in the apartheid ere.


He was saying in essence: Slavery is your lot!!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 10:11pm On Jun 02, 2016
DieVluit:
No need for long tales and unending stories.

1. Sleaze bucket. That was Nigeria from the 60s till now.

2. Junk. That's Nigeria. Two levels below junk, that is. Junk twice over.

3. And falling. Oil production headed for zero.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204595-niger-delta-avengers-strikes-reinstates-vow-bring-nigerias-oil-production-zero.html
Please summon Patrick, you're no match!!!

How does the niger delta avengers distort the fact that your economy has been officially rendered as a junk status irrespective of the diversified economy hype?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 9:18pm On Jun 02, 2016
DieVluit:
Three sentences:

1. Nigeria became a sleaze-bucket one year after the departure of the British.

2. It still is.

3. It's three grades below junk and falling.
I know you couldn't improvise. Looolz!!! You had to repeat your shaggy dog story!!!

Standard and Poor ratings, the biggest in the world, has turned you into a junk yard. That's official. grin

That's worse than a sleazebucket, it makes south Africa an economic receptacle!!!

Now use your dumb head for one second and cease your trumpery
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m):
DieVluit:
Nigeria became a sleazebucket within a year of gaining independence. And it remains a sleazebucket. Anything positive that Nigeria can lay claim to is because of two things:

1. Nigeria has made more babies than anyone else on the continent.

2. South Africa has taught you all you know.
You still have to plagiarise to respond to me.

Welcome to S.A economy being reduce to junk status!!! That's below investor's standard. That is reality. Not empty rants!!!

Not 2 decades of native rulership and south Africa melts away like pastries!!!

How low can one country sink? From having over 25% of Africa's GDP when Europeans took the reigns of power to becoming a text book example of how not to leave an economy to be managed by people who know nothing but barbarism!

If one hired a group of economic and social terrorists to cripple and destabilise a country, they would not have succeeded with the speed and ease with which Zulus sank south Africa.

The splash is deafening. The stereotype reaffirmed!!!

Now Zulus, Bantus, Xhosas, Tswana can't just maintain the progress set by the Boers. They must tear it down!

Is this an inherent mental limitation? Or just a compulsion nurtured by 400 years of subnormal existence and servility?

Wanna learn how to destroy a country in 2 decades?

Want to learn the fastest way to turn a 1st world country into a flag bearing 3rd world country?

Come with me to South Africa grin grin grin
Education › Re: 22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject by Lezzlie(m): 3:12pm On Jun 02, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
You are such a flirt ... Eishhh
I solved all the mathematical equation I needed to scale SSCE, then I got to JAMB and UNI and discovered I wouldn't be needing to put figures together much.

So I employed the spare time in calculating thigh thickness, the breadth and length of ass dividers and the width of the ridges that separates one boob from the other.

That's good investment, because my mathematical knowledge is of no benefit to humanity, it has run its course!

The knowledge of the physical equation and bone density of women is still unknown to most. grin

That's where my years of study comes to play grin grin grin
Education › Re: 22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject by Lezzlie(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
Smellymouth

Obio rathesubtle

Crea mish

Mu va

Suza.n404


Butch.cassidy

Lez.z le.zzlie

Ts.om

Miss.picy
Mimzy
Ogorw.yne
The greatest mathematical conundrum I worry about is how to bring the heavy, delicate mould of breasts of she in your DP together in a simultaneous lick.

I'm done worrying about mathematics, baby.
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 12:30pm On Jun 02, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz.

*rolls eye*, I've got my ears plugged. Not interested tongue
Loosen up, babe. Hear the preamble and witness the speed with which you discard your earmuffs.

I've been planning all the while you're away.
Politics › Re: Is Democracy Really Ideal For Africa? by Lezzlie(op): 12:00pm On Jun 02, 2016
orisa37:
Democracy has to do with Preserving the Liberties and Rights of every one in accordance with the Cultures,Morals, Morales, Sentiments, Emotions and Conventions and Constitution of a people among themselves. On the Nigerian Scene, Awolowo and his late son's age mate OBJ are
DEMOCRAT s
did they leave structural and institutional legacy behind?
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 11:22am On Jun 02, 2016
sheilak:
You are not smart. It is my job to make you smart and stop you from forming mor.onic opinions
Yadi yadi yadi, shaggy dog story, baby.

If you endorse me as smart, I'll go look up the meaning of that word.

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