₦airaland Forum

SAINTSAMURAII:
HOW many romancelanders have you seen in real life apart from the e-world? As for me i have seen just one nairalander since my time here, and his moniker is cuvox. not quite popular here but his maturity and intelligence is top notch. Well i will like to meet halfricanadian , lezz , postmann , kaziblake , kashybaby , firsteva , maxi112 , oyind17 , dollyjoy , twaci , darkenedrebel , sinaj and queenvalerie only.

mimzy:
Why not..
If I can't do it, then we ain't headed for the "comfort zone" anytime soon. I'll poo while he's having his bath self. " kilokanmi"

mimzy:
Love doctor

Smellymouth:
You mean MESS?

I come wonder when I see flatulate

I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why


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Naijaboiy
Cutehector
Lezzlie..

Do you know why?

BrideOfDracula:
The same way I hold in pee & poo, until I'm able to let it all rip...in private, thank you. Not everyone behaves like a Neanderthal. But like I said, never on purpose. Meaning that sometimes it's hard to hold it in & it slips out. Shrugs. I just would never lift my leg & fart without a care in the world. That's revolting.

oludebby90:
Mess na mess,himself no de mess.Why are u saying it as if it not a normal occurance for a healthy human being.Abeg jo

BrideOfDracula:
Never on purpose & he better not dare try it other because things like that kinda kill passion. Well, at least I'm easily turned off by disgusting behaviour.

oludebby90:
Y not.He is my fiance,he should understand naa

The loud one or silent one?

You know the silent ones often come out when we want to hide the identity of the fartee But the loud ones are like: hey, baby, that's me

JoeBlocks:
LOL. Download it, I guarantee you'll love em. If you like Daughtry, you'll love em. You can start with Afterlife. Its smooth and cool...

dare2differ:
Write in English!

When are you getting married sir?

When I'll be ready, you won't make the cut

Not even my legendary fück will cure your pseudo-hallucination.


[b]When are you finishing your first degree? Even as your face has started to show the lines of a wrinkling woman of mid 30s .

dare2differ:
What are you saying?

MRNipples:
There is no day on earth that le.zzlie dnt fail to type rubbish on nairaland as usual. chai na wao. sign of old age.

MRNipples:
MRMAN ure getting old, i hope u know that? stop chasing and failing to get ladies online. face reality, find a steady job, get a wife, and get a family for yourself. nairaland wnt help u. u beta face reality.

Hello, MrNipples, softappless, Sweetorgasm, Whitewitch, monikers of desperate attention-craving and skewed sexual orientation, why don't you fück away from my e- hemisphere ?

How often need I repudiate your offer before you shoo off?

We cannot be e-friends
You're unteachable, unlovable and a natural repellent.

Stop rocking up to my mentions, you won't get my seal of approval.

I know my style vexes you. And it should because you can't immitate it.

I've chosen to develop myself and it's yielding.

Your literary muscles are those of a lizardfish, so you'll always seek relevance in bleaching creams and püssy-stalking.

If you had not snored away in class, you wouldn't have to opt for being a nuisance to get validation.


Go away!

Go learn to love yourself

And cure your severe depression.

The sun won't stop shinning on me both here and otherworldly.

Coming after me is like chasing the clouds!

You were fated to wish you were me!!!

firstEVA:
we can make it 3 weeks so the glue can be 'firmest'

firstEVA:
WORDS ON MARBLE..

SAINTSAMURAI:
Good morning everybody. hope u all have a perfect working monday. so ivyy has been verified? wow wow and wow. mehnn mimzy u aught to be scared mehnnnn. becaus d alter ego of tohpahz has just been verified. just cant imagine d face of le zzlie when she sees ivyy. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha finally a lady that can give mimzy nightmares.

JoeBlocks:
Frankly, I don't think the problem is Abuja like you paint it, I believe its fall deeper.

Enshrining the real tenets of true federalism I'll support, but without good and adequate institutions to back it up, it'll all be nothing more than what we have now.

JoeBlocks:
You don't say? So you believe enacting the tenets of true federalism will save Nigeria from the quagmire she's in? Despite having weak and redundant institutions?

Kainene77:
I agree with you to a great extent BUT a political party CAN bring the desired change provided that they act in the country's best interest and based on a sound agenda that was developed by a board of qualified experts.

For now, neither of the two parties mentioned in your post convinces me that they know what they are actually doing.

JoeBlocks:
So you think true federalism is the way Nigeria can attain Uhuru?

JoeBlocks:
Can I ask you where you belong? Or aren't you ngerian?

shaybebaby:
So we are basically saying the same thing. Yet if you truly believe that, why advocate for something in instances that when it is not adding to the existing happiness, it can only be detracting from it?

shaybebaby:
Happiness does not come due to marriage, it comes from within

If you want to assume responsibility for the happiness of others, be my guest. You'll soon learn.

You are responsible for no-ones happiness except yours. We are responsible for ours and ours alone.

Your obvious mistake like the mistake many make is looking for happiness in places, in things and in people.
The power lies within you hence why none can and should assume responsibility.

What within are you gibbering about? Says the geezer who quotes stats yet hasn't personal experience of the starting point not to mention a probable end point.

I speak from what I know, have felt and cogitated through and you think your assertation that my belief stems from my perception of how others perceive me isn't a tad stupid considering that it was my experience not theirs.

I know what's sticking in your graw, the fact that one can live a decent happy life post divorce. It irks you to think it's possible and the reason why it is so is what you find so undigestible. The freedom of choice and personal responsibility.

shaybebaby:
He is very adept at dribbling.

shaybebaby:
But you mentioned rightly that the topic is over flogged. I will attribute his stance to lack of experience which will no doubt come in time. We live and learn.
How have you been? Didn't know you had baby in my absence. And you didn't tell me so I could have sent my well wishes. Sending them now regardless.

shaybebaby:
Ofcourse they are doomed to fail if you do not learn from past mistakes, that is not unique to marriage. The very definition of madness as I'm sure you've heard is doing the same thing everytime and expecting a different result.

And no, YOU talk about survival in the sense that divorce should be off the table once married and even if one is unhappy, your quest for happiness should be within the confines of a decision made in good faith but no longer viable.
I am saying that freedom to evolve means chalking it up to experience and moving forward and not being shackled by mistakes made.
I think you are the one who is imprisoned by your rigid thoughts and prescriptive approach to life. Open your mind, that you may continue to learn and evolve.