₦airaland Forum

Do ladies still do that these days?.. Why would a lady I'm dating 'forget' her undies @ my place,to "mark territory"? Mark territory or not..it won't stop an average promiscuous dude to shag other ladies and also other ladies who discover the so called undies won't even mind..wetin concern them.? Mtcheeew..Immature mentality.

Lemme sum it all up in one word.. "Nonchalance"

Damn..Classic!

Yeah right..I was gifted 10mb on.Friday, av been using it since then till now with #0.00k but can't do bbm,whatsapp,Facebook only Nairaland on OperaMini. I can't even log into my facebook on operamini..mtn are so messed up.

The school hasn't changed a bit since I left there in 2011. Observed my NYSC in one of the departments and inasmuch as i admire the comrade governor,I'm disappointed at his dismal handling of the state's university. Very poor I must add. Lemme ask my Ishan peeps on Nairaland,is it true the governors despises Ishan peeps so much,even though his late wife was from Ishan land?

Hey a very big congrats to you..You so lucky,a few months after NYSC? I'm so happy for you. Congrats once again and don't forget to do the needful when you receive your first salary..sow the necessary seeds.

Politics in this country is so messed up

The movie The Da Vinci Code gave me wild thoughts and could shake the faith of an average Christian out there. Pheew!!

Lawd have mercy!! Nah person papa dem take panel beating configure him face so?!

Chai..mogbe!!! I never knew Season 5 was out o!

Love the story..loved the graphics more. Nice one there @ OP

LMAO

Zamfara next!!

Adamawa is being announced!!

Please how can I get to download the video of Orubebe's outburst?... I missed the show of shame

Postponed till 1:30pm!!!

Walahi this Rivers State REC is a clown...

How about renting a medium sized shop which can include a barbing salon, a front desk for dry cleaning services and a sports betting center. You can also include the sales of men footwears (slippers and sandals) on the side,the barber will manage that.

OP.. e be like say you no value your life at all. Alfa,of all people? Ohh okay so you want to wait till the Alfa dude impregnate your gal before the scales fall of your eyes ba? Have you even thought of the health implications of your gal having sex with him without protection? There's the risk of STD's because its obvious the Alfa us a randy goat,not forgetting she supposedly aborted a pregnancy he was responsible for. How about the fact that she refused to heed to your objections of her going to this Alfa's place? She clearly ignored your warnings and even topped it by having sex with him (Chai,the gal sharp o!). Lastly have you even considered the spiritual implications of your gal engaging in what the Yorubas call 'Toju Bo Ile'? It amazes me that most gals nowadays are so gullible that they frequent spiritual individuals for one spiritual guidance or the other with reckless abandon,in their quest for doing these they fall prey into the manipulations of these so called alfas and pastors which was the exact situation your gal fell into. Lastly dude,you need to wake up before the Alfa does something to your gal which will eventually affect your own personal and spiritual journey. Let her go!

That's why I so respect the Awujale of Ijebuland,that dude stands out from most these 'chop and chop' royal hustlers that abound everywhere in the country.. Awujale and the Oba of Benin have my respects any day anytime

@OP..it all boils down to self discipline. While in school I stayed 6 months without sex coz my gf was back home and I had no gf in school,even if I wanted to have girlfriends in school I chose not to,after that I stayed almost a year after my NYSC without sex coz I was single then. I can go on and on but the bottomline is premised on how disciplined you are. As I type now,I'm 4 months gone on no sex and still counting.
I'm not normal,no?

@OP,I'm a nice guy (not in a mumu-ish way oo) but not ugly coz I'm kinda good looking (average good looking),sadly I don't gave a gf..what does that make me?

Nice write up dude..but most exes out there leave their partners with bitter experiences that its best they don't even set eyes on or contact themselves ever again.

Nice write up dude..but most exes out there leave their partners with bitter experiences that its best they don't even set eyes on or contact themselves ever again.

Hmm..such a thought provoking piece. I really do hope we Nigerians get it right this time

It happened to me in Ikere Ekiti just last week Thursday,I was coming from Ado Ekiti going to Akure,the person I went to see dropped me off at Ikere so that I can quickly board a car to Akure. After waiting for almost 30 minutes without any luck,I finally saw one car,I flagged it down..in it was the driver,a dude in d front and another lone passenger in the back. I negotiated the fare and we took off,on the way the driver started arguing with the dude at the back just as the OP described his experience,the passenger in the front chipped in,begging on the other guy behalf..after much refusal of the driver (which was planned obviously),the passenger in the front turned towards me and said "egbon,abii kini e ri so si oro yii?,e ba bobo yii be driver ko gbe (brother,what is your opinion about this issue? please help beg this driver on this guy's behalf so that the driver can carry him). I no even utter a word from my mouth,I bone face look out of the window saying to myself.."Nah Lagos boi una wan scam for Ekiti,God punish una;we've been aware of these kain movement before them born una!" As the driver see say I no get dia tym,he said me to get down saying he wants to go and drop the guy @ the location where he picked him from. "God punish una all..", I muttered under my breath.

She wants to go through my phone? I'll gladly give it to her,thanks to my android phone which has an application that hides the phonecalls, text messages and facebook chats of any contact I hide. it'll be a piece of cake. She'll just go through my phone and see nothing out of the ordinary.

Chai!! I don enter friendzone one-chance ooo!!

@ OP.. Bisi Akande is a Muslim

Buh he won election into the HoR for his first term on the ticket platform of the then ANPP..maybe he wants to return "home"

What about Lagos East senatorial zone?.. I would rather Abike Dabiri is presented for the senate than Gbenga Ashafa because for the past 4 years Ashafa has been there I have never noticed his vibrancy,save for Remi and GOS. Also we must not forget Ashafa was once a "career civil servant" and his 'antecedents' at the senate is glaring for all to see. Abike Dabiri-Erewa should step up and contest for Lagos East senatorial seat,she deserves it and the senate really needs someone like her;especially the fact she's a female.

Have you also wondered why why is why?