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Funny bt reasonable quotes.

Wacky statement 4rm a wacky man btw who was d first president of nigeria? Was it nt an igbo man by name Dr.nnamdi azikwe.abegi igbo people gat alot of leaders

Ppl elope cos of haterz and bad belle ppl and also d fear of bin treated as outsiders in their environ.

Suljosh: wacked

no be small

Can sumone show me where in d bible where they say dat tatoo can lead sumone to hell cos many ppl have told me dat bt they gat no prove to show to me

A typical nigerian.doing d rite tin at d wrong time

Wacky remix bt thumbs up to sakordie,m.i and ice prince who added a little bit flavour to dat song.as for mercy johnson,wizkid and dat yeye khuli chan una go fall my hand.

musKeeto: I took a picture of Don Jazzy filling his gas tank yesterday.. Do you want to see that instead?

i bet if u create a thread for that it will make a frontpage

ULSHERLAN: No opinion needed the op said one word and since u can't gather ur sentence to just a word then you be NAMA
@op trend

if u ask ur mum she will say u are senseless son

Dats wat i call patriotism btw y should dis make d frontpage

Lolz.wat a news!

joebeckz: if there are no kids like u called him in every sphere of life,its gonna suck. let him say wat ever trash he wants too brother,dont criticise him,if u aint ok wit wat he said,simply ignore. others might go wit his claim.i was not happy over his comment but did not blast him cos silence too is maturity. u were once an ss2 pupil and maybe not as sharp as he is during ur own time. let him act his age and act a big brother by smiling to his comment. simple

ur head dey there

Esejojo: Comments like this is the reason why I hate logging into Nairaland. Too many SS2 kids posting unenlightened comments.

really?go pass ur jamb b4 quoting my comment

Make him go sidon.after him and dat wicked brothers(jude and paul) don deprive may d chance of performing in calabar they want make dem settle now.na congratulation d guy go eat.abegii

Team super eagles

I blame keshi and yobo

We helped them gain independence now they want to try us as a piece of shit.wen will federal govt show those south africans that they have bitten more than they can chew by sending all of them bak to their country together with their yeye mtn

Slim ladies can kill sumone wen it cums to things dat require 4legs on the bed and closing of bedsheet.u knw wat i mean.don baba j is jez afraid he might be a victim dat slim ladies killed with*hmm* mouth sealed

Gr8 idea.

hollandis: your formation is good.I dont want to see mikel or yobo because their presence reminds me of aiyegbeni

and u expect naija to win without mikel d engine room rite

We deserve am jor.about 30% of naija even made up other countries if them check properly.anyway thumbs up to our yahoo yahoo boiz,2goers,bbm userz,facebooker,online biz ppl and guys that do online skuling.without u guys we wont attain this position

Thanks 4 d compliment coach.hope u would say dat again after 2days thrashing of ur team.expecting d scoreline to be thesame as the name BURKINA ie 7-0

Good move.atleast make all these pastors and billionaire use those money to help the poor people.

Y on earth would all these unlearned muslims wont allow nigerians to have peace. B4 it was boko haram now its jamb.who knows their next plan.abeg my muslim brothers allow nigerians to sleep with their 2eyes closed.biko kwa!!

And this made d frontpage.wat are d criteria 4 appearing on the frontpage

illitrate: gOOD LUCK TO THE SUPER VULTURES

go get a life and stop degrading urself

majour: D chicken dudes might end up losing, dy always find away to break nigerians hope

4 ones in ur lyf time try to be patriotic.stop underating ur nation boi

jude33084: If you call τhis a joke then defend it with points to show it is really a joke

reason is that there is no how solomon will leave d throne and travel to nigeria to look 4 an ugly unclean yoruba girl knowning d distance involved

Smart jeezy: Are u ok?

u can ask him dat again.

Humblesam: For ur dream abi? Well, too much of american war films dey worry you. Were naija army dey use leg enter,american army dey use machine,i swear. Go ask UN peace keepers in countries wer naija soldiers bn deployed,then u go knw say American dey doff thier hats 4 our soldier. If u can give naija army machines needed in this era,then no one wld dare our army....they are good,just the administration that is killing us here.So pls stop underating and belittling our Army. Am proud of them.

u are on point