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This is Nigeria "shine your eyes"

This is LAGOS "shine your eyes"[b]This is LAGOS "shine your eyes"

this is my friend and thats was the day i will never trust a lady again. imagine, this girl came all the way from olabisi onabanjo university Ago-Iwoye down to Ibadan to Bleep my friend. when my friend was doing the thing in an hard way and the girl was enjoying it, her boyfriend/fiance of 3 years relationship called and she told him she has been sick all morning and the guy asked her f he could come over to Ago-Iwoye from Lagos. Do you know what the girl said when my friend big thing entered during the conversation yeaah yeah come over am dying. The guy agreed to go to Ago and when they did finished the din don dee the girl packed all her things and rush back to Ago-Iwoye which is 30 minutes drive from Ibadan and almost 2hrs journey from Lagos. imagine, am sure that guy will still Bleep that girl that day

please, i need contributions because am boiling at the way things are going. This morning i bought petrol at N97 and this night again on my way home i stopped to buy petrol and it was N110 what is actually happening as queue is everywhere and nobody is not talking about it even in this forum. so don't you think we need war to erase and eradicate all those misfortune call oil marketers and the politians.

please, this is just my opinion. is Lamido Sanusi confused? He is the spending billions of naira to promote cashless economy and yet he wants to introduce 5000 naira. what for? ok may be it will be easier to stalk in their wardrobes. may God deliver us from all this monkey evils

experience they say is the best teacher but it is better imagined than experience. hope you girls learn from this.

most of the replies here are setimental and this is because many of us do not have foresight about what the future holds for us. opportunity abounds in every situation and its only the way we see and accept it that make our stepping stones count. Come to think of it, do you know that most companies driver like Nigerian Beweries to mention just that are graduates. So what the hell about Dangote. My advise for any body going for it is to think big and open your eyes and learn all the rudiments of starting your own haulage business in the nearest future afterall we all cannot sleep and lay our heads on the sam side.

most of you here should called on the CEO of Ellizade and ask him about his younger days

ba egbe wo- a car with damage/slant chasis

why did you go inside before if for money then you got result. all that gltters are not gold and if not, stay away wishing you all the best

he that eats with the devil will one day be killed by the devil. life is not about how much money or fortune you have but how your conscience can hole those fortune in time of distress. Adeiu APA O1, APA 02, APAGUN, those were is number plate

watch 3 idiots, u will like it. its an indian film.

he has morgage is life. let wait and see the out come.

@ poster,

don't listen to Adecisco cos he is not God. But i believe it  is another opportunity given to you to  look inward and discover the real man in yourself. my advice for you is that u should not and never consider travelling abroad becos if you do now you are going to end up putting ur severance package inside a waste basket. No pastor needs to pray for you as you need to pray for yourself and you should know that retrenching you from work is not the end of world. look in ward and discover what u are really meant to be in live. like me, i served my father  for so long while in and out of school. Then, it was like a punishment but now it did tot me never to work for anybody than myself and am not a rich man but more comfortable than so many working in big white collar offices. God bless you as move to a new life. BE A JOB CREATOR

@ bizbook,
if you see that car, you will never know it was repaired only God knew his panel beaters

@Bizbooks,

i did not ask him for salvaged car, we negotiated for a good and clean car and he has repaired the car fully now only that i refused to collect the car since i know the degree of damage. the only mistake he did was that the first 2 pictures showing the interiors was given to me late which means he downloaded it when when he came back to nigeria and thats was ao i got the clue and visited the site.

@ emperoh, the price tag was not cheap at all, only that the dealer was travelling to USA at that time and i tot he would bring me something swf eeter and prestigious. the car was 1.650k and i paid him 1.250k when he was going. if u look at the pictures very well u will see a shadow of dealer in front of the car which means he did travelled truly

thats is the only reason why cars are cheaper in Nigeria inrespective of the rate of exchange. hope you all learn from my mistake cos my money is still with him and all of you should help me pray so that my money will not enter voice mail. thanks

shine your eyes

now see what the dealer bought for me

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@all, the simply reason is that those bastard calling themselves dealer are pure thiefs.
i deposited for an honda eod later to dicovered that it was pure accident and salvage car. i will show you the pics the motherf ucker  showed me before buying and after i discovered using the VIN. so beware always use the VIN

@ all, read this
To me  a virgin remains a virgin once she has not tasted it before and after that she can go to any length. i met a girl sometimes in 2004 and when she talks about how she and her boyfriend fu ck each other you will think she must have tried all the f u c king style in the whole world. when i got there to God she was a certified virgin and to behold i did the thing only once and i did not rape her only cajole her to ao sweet it is. the next thing she was that her boyfriend was sending her school becos she was a virgin. later she started fu cking around big time.

my contributions is not all girls that shout about how  good fuc king is are Bottom hole and there are so many SU and the alhaja's that you will think they have not tatsed it before that haved bleeped more than combined of there grandma and there mother

Jonathan too is trying to cope, lol

please, i think is time we start preparing Mr. President exist speech. in one word describe GJ.

dumbass

@seun, don't dia post ur picture. Boys are still ready to make cool millions and you know the worth of nairaland.

the funniest thing is that very soom they will be disturbing AIT, NTA, SILver and other tv and radio station that the son has kidney problem and that they went to Luth and the doctors and nurses on duty are not helping so they need some lousy millions to help the poor child. 

hope they won,t be wasted generation.

For making me smile, laugh to the extend that water comes off my face you and your teammates  will be bless beyond imagination. Thank you and God bless once again.

i vote you as the man 2011

jolly reach hell

watch out, its already starting. its going to start with peaceful revolution turned violent.

one day will be one day when they will understand that there is difference in revolution and revolt. they are just tossing us like a pawn on a chess board. what a shame to us all. But come to think of it can't we revolt this?